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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

highglossfinish 08:50 PM Hello!

CosmicOutlaw 08:52 PM Hello

highglossfinish 08:54 PM Hello there, pheonix human!

pheonixqueen 08:54 PM hihi!

highglossfinish 08:55 PM Is the sound working?

pheonixqueen 08:55 PM I hear a loop?

CosmicOutlaw 08:56 PM some cursed thing from reality tv

highglossfinish 08:57 PM Better?

pheonixqueen 08:57 PM yes

highglossfinish 08:57 PM Excellent!

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highglossfinish 08:59 PM Night human!

thenightetc 08:59 PM I'm here! Didn't realize it was this early

thenightetc 09:01 PM Dark in here, isn't it

highglossfinish 09:01 PM Just a touch.

highglossfinish 09:03 PM Is this movie really two and a half hours long?

thenightetc 09:03 PM I hear sound, but the video is still the end of the youtube thing

pheonixqueen 09:03 PM yes it is

CosmicOutlaw 09:03 PM it is a long movie

thenightetc 09:04 PM I'll reload

CosmicOutlaw 09:04 PM but there is an intermission

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thenightetc 09:04 PM Nope, video's still not working

CosmicOutlaw 09:05 PM I have the same problem

thenightetc 09:05 PM There we go!

CosmicOutlaw 09:05 PM there it is!

highglossfinish 09:05 PM Wondeful! Now, onto two hours of this!

thenightetc 09:05 PM Gosh, that's a lot of smoke

highglossfinish 09:06 PM Put the children up front, their little lungs will soak up the worst of it.

pheonixqueen 09:06 PM lol

thenightetc 09:07 PM Look at them go!

thenightetc 09:07 PM Must be at least 15 mph

highglossfinish 09:07 PM Look at them putter!

thenightetc 09:07 PM What were you just saying about children up front?

CosmicOutlaw 09:07 PM those things could get moving at a decent clip in a straight line

pheonixqueen 09:07 PM oh yes

highglossfinish 09:07 PM I stand by what I said.

CosmicOutlaw 09:08 PM turning, not so much

highglossfinish 09:09 PM That part's never once failed to make me laugh.

thenightetc 09:10 PM Oh, the carnage.

CosmicOutlaw 09:10 PM the car had to die so it could be reborn...and...reanimated

thenightetc 09:12 PM gasp!

highglossfinish 09:12 PM Oh, the very prim, muted outrage!

CosmicOutlaw 09:12 PM a lady driver no less

pheonixqueen 09:12 PM children in the road

highglossfinish 09:13 PM Do they live in the junkyard?

thenightetc 09:14 PM Uh oh.

highglossfinish 09:14 PM Just in time to watch daddy crash and burn!

thenightetc 09:14 PM Well, they're about to become orphans.

highglossfinish 09:15 PM I want to see that man rocket off that Unicron-forsaken cliff to his fiery death while his children watch.

CosmicOutlaw 09:15 PM strapping rockets to your back is always the sign of a brilliant and stable mind

highglossfinish 09:17 PM They picked Miss Truly's pocket while she wasn't looking.

thenightetc 09:17 PM I'm going to be disappointed if this is the movie's... romance.

pheonixqueen 09:17 PM I love grandpa

highglossfinish 09:18 PM Oh, but miss Truly has taste and class, so clearly it's her responsibility to mother this deranged man and his sewer rat children.

thenightetc 09:18 PM Sigh.

thenightetc 09:18 PM Away indeed.

CosmicOutlaw 09:19 PM that vacuum cleaner thing used to freak me out when I was a child

thenightetc 09:19 PM Maybe your children are going to get run over someday soon.

highglossfinish 09:19 PM He used to have three children, the third wasn't strong and was absorbed by the workshop.

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thenightetc 09:20 PM Strangle him with your scarf. It's the only way he'll learn.

thenightetc 09:20 PM Now run him over.

highglossfinish 09:21 PM Then stick the other end into one of the machines so it looks like an accident.

thenightetc 09:21 PM Ha!

thenightetc 09:21 PM Sigh.

pheonixqueen 09:21 PM this song is pretty

highglossfinish 09:22 PM Mr. Effete Highpants of Crackpot Lane has perfectly styled eyebrows.

thenightetc 09:22 PM Too bad he doesn't care enough to tell them not to play in the street!

highglossfinish 09:23 PM Or feed them.

CosmicOutlaw 09:23 PM I mean maybe there aren't a lot of cars to get run over by but...horse carts??

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highglossfinish 09:24 PM They're going to wander onto a farm and drown in the pig slurry.

thenightetc 09:24 PM ...Uh.

thenightetc 09:24 PM Does he just... have sausages out, unrefrigerated??

pheonixqueen 09:24 PM hopefully smoked sausage?

highglossfinish 09:24 PM I would legitimately watch two and a half hours of this man's squalid life.

saa12345 09:25 PM Hey

CosmicOutlaw 09:25 PM why is his hair so perfect

saa12345 09:25 PM i'm Brazilian

highglossfinish 09:25 PM I'll occasionally sing to this Impact as a way of making amends for all my jokes about the children dying.

thenightetc 09:26 PM I mean, there's not a plate for him

Slumpty joined the party.

highglossfinish 09:27 PM "Go to bed, it's 3 PM."

pheonixqueen 09:27 PM wasn't it just mid day?

thenightetc 09:28 PM "it's just that that's a BORING thing to fix :( "

highglossfinish 09:28 PM If it's not fun and whimsical it's not worth doing!

CosmicOutlaw 09:29 PM I mean it would take mr inventor man all of...maybe a couple days to fix but no dad must suffer

thenightetc 09:30 PM Ha.

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thenightetc 09:30 PM God, what a name.

Thebes 09:30 PM Hello@

thenightetc 09:31 PM Hey!

Thebes 09:31 PM !

CosmicOutlaw 09:31 PM caracatus potts and truly scrumptious

CosmicOutlaw 09:32 PM names are definitely a Thing in this film

thenightetc 09:32 PM Ha!

highglossfinish 09:32 PM Truly Scrumptious sounds like a Bond girl's name.

thenightetc 09:33 PM Wait is he just

thenightetc 09:33 PM HE'S STICKING HIS FINGERS IN IT

highglossfinish 09:33 PM Don't waste your pucker indeed.

Thebes 09:34 PM I wonder how viable musical scenes are for sales

thenightetc 09:34 PM He could have just explained it a little quicker.

highglossfinish 09:34 PM Stop saying that!

CosmicOutlaw 09:34 PM a mouthful of cheer

thenightetc 09:35 PM No.

highglossfinish 09:35 PM That's what I'd like written on my grave.

CosmicOutlaw 09:36 PM I'm enjoying this song so much more as an adult

pheonixqueen 09:36 PM I remember there used to be a whistle lollipop

pheonixqueen 09:37 PM it was basically a ring pop turned. into a slide whistle

pheonixqueen 09:37 PM wow that's unsanitary

thenightetc 09:37 PM It really is :/

highglossfinish 09:37 PM Everything about this movie is utterly filthy.

thenightetc 09:38 PM Oh dear

Thebes 09:38 PM Also this was entirely needless. He had them convinced two verses in

thenightetc 09:38 PM This entire factory will need to be disinfected now

pheonixqueen 09:38 PM puppy swarm

pheonixqueen 09:38 PM oh my

thenightetc 09:38 PM And those are not good for dogs!

highglossfinish 09:39 PM Every second of this movie is clearly absolutely vital and that's why it's two and a half hours long.

thenightetc 09:39 PM It was absolutely his fault.

thenightetc 09:39 PM And the dogs were just excited, not mean

highglossfinish 09:40 PM "Daddy needs lots of money for his dangerous trash."

highglossfinish 09:41 PM "Enjoy this lullabye in lieu of dinner."

highglossfinish 09:42 PM "It's ten minutes long."

thenightetc 09:43 PM *snicker*

CosmicOutlaw 09:43 PM I will join the circus

pheonixqueen 09:44 PM sell the children?

CosmicOutlaw 09:44 PM legit moneymaking strategy

highglossfinish 09:44 PM Spend the money on more gears and things he can strap to his aft.

thenightetc 09:44 PM Oh boy.

highglossfinish 09:44 PM Here we go.

thenightetc 09:45 PM I would not get an automatic haircut from this man

thenightetc 09:45 PM And I doubt it's that hygenic

thenightetc 09:45 PM It comes back up and the top of his head's off.

highglossfinish 09:45 PM In the ensuing carnage, he'll rob one of the tills or something.

highglossfinish 09:46 PM This movie is one of the most feral things I've ever seen.

thenightetc 09:46 PM My god

thenightetc 09:46 PM hahahhaah

pheonixqueen 09:46 PM lol

highglossfinish 09:48 PM Oh Unicron.

thenightetc 09:48 PM How does he know this dance?

thenightetc 09:49 PM Is this his night job?

highglossfinish 09:49 PM Just a movie of euphemisms and this man failing his children.

pheonixqueen 09:49 PM he knows the song?

Thebes 09:49 PM Does this guy know anything worth his time on screen?

highglossfinish 09:50 PM He knows about poles and swords and mouthfuls of cheer.

thenightetc 09:50 PM Well, he can sing and dance.

Thebes 09:50 PM Fair enough.

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thenightetc 09:51 PM Now imagine a strip version of that act.

highglossfinish 09:51 PM *That's* his night job.

Thebes 09:51 PM I mean he was already dancing with his hard wood out, it'd only be a lateral move to strip

thenightetc 09:52 PM Is his hat missing the top? thenightetc 10:22 PM Whoops!

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highglossfinish 10:22 PM And sounds it!

pheonixqueen 10:24 PM eggs and bacon

thenightetc 10:26 PM So it's... just a little hut?

thenightetc 10:26 PM I thought it was an outhouse.

thenightetc 10:26 PM Love how the potted plants have stayed on the sill there, though.

highglossfinish 10:26 PM It probably is.

highglossfinish 10:26 PM THE END.

CosmicOutlaw 10:27 PM "im being abducted!" "oh no, I'll put out a silver alert"

thenightetc 10:27 PM Ha!

pheonixqueen 10:27 PM chitty suicide attempt

highglossfinish 10:28 PM It was a good try, Chitty.

CosmicOutlaw 10:28 PM almost the red cliffs of dover

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highglossfinish 10:29 PM This movie still has an hour to go.

highglossfinish 10:29 PM I'd like everybody to just...think about that.

pheonixqueen 10:29 PM insanity clearly gallops in this family

thenightetc 10:29 PM Apparently!

Thebes 10:30 PM The colonialism song

CosmicOutlaw 10:30 PM dump the spies

highglossfinish 10:31 PM Plot twist: This is all an elaborate hallucination the father is experiencing as he lies bleeding in the ditch after that man whose scalp he mangled beats him to a pulp.

pheonixqueen 10:31 PM lol

thenightetc 10:31 PM Maybe.

CosmicOutlaw 10:31 PM tbh I think this is the hallucination of the man who crashed the car in the first place

highglossfinish 10:32 PM Also good!

highglossfinish 10:32 PM If Chitty was allowed to go where it wanted to go it would be on the bottom of the sea.

CosmicOutlaw 10:32 PM let him rest

highglossfinish 10:33 PM Chitty's given up on the mercy of the world. Chitty will find a way to be its own mercy angel.

pheonixqueen 10:35 PM welcome to madness

thenightetc 10:36 PM *heavy sighing*

CosmicOutlaw 10:37 PM I dont think his translator is functioning properly

pheonixqueen 10:37 PM I like this song

highglossfinish 10:40 PM Agreed.

thenightetc 10:40 PM F

highglossfinish 10:41 PM Lot of places out here for a car to crash and finally find rest.

thenightetc 10:42 PM Child catcher. :|

CosmicOutlaw 10:43 PM where's your horse, napoleon

thenightetc 10:44 PM you came to the wrong neighborhood

thenightetc 10:45 PM Just stand there, you'll be fine

highglossfinish 10:45 PM How logical.

thenightetc 10:45 PM Sigh.

highglossfinish 10:47 PM Primus. The bad one.

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pheonixqueen 10:49 PM poor chitty thwarted again

highglossfinish 10:49 PM Chitty: Please put an end to me.

thenightetc 10:51 PM This will end well.

thenightetc 10:53 PM Why do we even have that lever

CosmicOutlaw 10:53 PM chitty is so done with this

highglossfinish 10:54 PM Chitty was done two hours ago.

CosmicOutlaw 10:54 PM true

pheonixqueen 10:54 PM this part is so creepy

thenightetc 10:54 PM :|

CosmicOutlaw 10:54 PM nothing about this is ok

thenightetc 10:55 PM Gosh, they'd have to be really stupid to fall for this after everything else that happened--

CosmicOutlaw 10:55 PM how do they not recognize him

highglossfinish 10:55 PM Not all of this is their fault. Just look at their gene pool.

Thebes 10:56 PM This is some concentrated stupid right here

thenightetc 10:56 PM "I was gone FIVE MINUTES"

Thebes 10:57 PM WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED THAT THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA

highglossfinish 10:57 PM Not a single idea presented in the entirety of this movie has been good.

highglossfinish 10:58 PM Chitty Chitty Bang Bang really isn't in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang all that much.

CosmicOutlaw 10:59 PM no, I always felt that was false advertising.

pheonixqueen 10:59 PM chitty is the deux ex machina

CosmicOutlaw 11:00 PM na I came to sing you a lullaby

highglossfinish 11:00 PM Please don't sing about it.

thenightetc 11:00 PM Sigh.

highglossfinish 11:00 PM "Uh-huh. You didn't happen to bring any food, did you?"

highglossfinish 11:01 PM "Maybe some soap, or antiseptic...no?" thenightetc 11:03 PM So this is their foreplay, huh

highglossfinish 11:03 PM It really is.

pheonixqueen 11:03 PM he is trying to kill her

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thenightetc 11:03 PM :o

highglossfinish 11:05 PM Which may or may not be their foreplay.

pheonixqueen 11:05 PM true

thenightetc 11:05 PM ...For a second I thought the orchestra was in their bedroom

highglossfinish 11:06 PM This has so, so little to do with Chitty.

CosmicOutlaw 11:06 PM why is coma racecar guy dreaming this

highglossfinish 11:07 PM Coma Racecar Guy loved camp.

CosmicOutlaw 11:07 PM purple hair

CosmicOutlaw 11:09 PM that is quite a dance

highglossfinish 11:09 PM Please, no more.

pheonixqueen 11:09 PM I like the doll song

Thebes 11:09 PM getting flashbacks to the Raggedy Ann and Andy movie

thenightetc 11:10 PM I mean they can clearly see this is a guy in a costume, right

CosmicOutlaw 11:10 PM of course not, how would a toy maker build a guy in a costume?

pheonixqueen 11:10 PM they are all idiots

pheonixqueen 11:11 PM toddlers brains in adult bodies

Thebes 11:11 PM The people in front of the camera or the people behind the camera

highglossfinish 11:11 PM This really does just keep going.

thenightetc 11:11 PM Heh.

pheonixqueen 11:12 PM its almost over

CosmicOutlaw 11:13 PM ah yes my go to dance move

highglossfinish 11:13 PM Hah!

highglossfinish 11:15 PM This is exactly how children that aren't mine appear to me.

CosmicOutlaw 11:15 PM same

thenightetc 11:16 PM I mean...

highglossfinish 11:17 PM "Meat! Meat!"

pheonixqueen 11:18 PM eat the rich

CosmicOutlaw 11:18 PM isn't this how game of thrones ended

highglossfinish 11:18 PM Yes.

highglossfinish 11:18 PM Chitty's plunging into the fray hoping a stray bullet will find it.

CosmicOutlaw 11:19 PM "someone burn this place down"

thenightetc 11:20 PM And now the tide really IS coming in.

highglossfinish 11:20 PM "KILL ME."

thenightetc 11:21 PM Dude

highglossfinish 11:21 PM Run, Truly. Run far.

CosmicOutlaw 11:21 PM the man does not get out enough

highglossfinish 11:22 PM "Miss Scrumptious remembered she has standards."

highglossfinish 11:23 PM Oh yes, I'm sure Truly would love to be carried over the threshold to this.

highglossfinish 11:23 PM A long, long life of this.

thenightetc 11:23 PM Ah.

CosmicOutlaw 11:23 PM oh I forgot about this

thenightetc 11:23 PM ...it's sugar, though

pheonixqueen 11:24 PM sugar is so bad for dogs

thenightetc 11:24 PM And people DID like them

thenightetc 11:24 PM But suddenly they're dog treats?

CosmicOutlaw 11:24 PM "oh I'm rich now I can go get the girl"

highglossfinish 11:24 PM "Now I've got something to make up for my thousands of flaws!"

thenightetc 11:24 PM Boooooooo

highglossfinish 11:24 PM Hiss!

pheonixqueen 11:24 PM you've known each other a week

Thebes 11:25 PM WHAT DREAM

CosmicOutlaw 11:25 PM are there just...no men

thenightetc 11:25 PM "dude you're imagining flying RIGHT NOW"

highglossfinish 11:25 PM A month later, he's wasted his fortune on magic beans.

CosmicOutlaw 11:25 PM its OG Grease

highglossfinish 11:26 PM It is!

highglossfinish 11:26 PM Chitty's trying to obtain enough height to finish this once and for all.

Thebes 11:26 PM and take this nitwits with him

pheonixqueen 11:26 PM and clean the gene pool

Thebes 11:27 PM *these

highglossfinish 11:27 PM ...I'm taking those bangs as a sign that it finally succeeded.

thenightetc 11:27 PM We can dream.

CosmicOutlaw 11:27 PM rip chitty and only chitty

highglossfinish 11:27 PM Chitty's finally free.

thenightetc 11:28 PM Well!

thenightetc 11:28 PM All that just happened... or DID it?

highglossfinish 11:28 PM That certainly was almost three hours of something!

pheonixqueen 11:28 PM I had forgotten how strange this was

highglossfinish 11:29 PM Likewise.

pheonixqueen 11:29 PM thank you for hosting!

CosmicOutlaw 11:29 PM I feel like some kind of light has been shown on my childhood

Thebes 11:29 PM That was a marvelous acid trip.

highglossfinish 11:29 PM Thank you for coming!

pheonixqueen 11:29 PM lol

CosmicOutlaw 11:29 PM thanks for hosting!

thenightetc 11:30 PM Thank YOU! And, honestly, sorry for showing up so late; I really thought we were starting at sevenish (my time)

highglossfinish 11:30 PM And thank you for helping to make this what surely had to be the darkest stream we've had in a while.

Thebes 11:30 PM DARK-EST STREAM! DARK-EST STREAM!

highglossfinish 11:30 PM No, no, that was all on me. I started early with no warning.

pheonixqueen 11:30 PM knock out, have you and impact seen the live action pippi longstocking movie?

highglossfinish 11:31 PM Is it as bad as this?

thenightetc 11:31 PM ...Live action Pippi Longstocking?

thenightetc 11:31 PM Gosh, I read those books when I was a kid...

pheonixqueen 11:31 PM roughly? they tried to put to many plots together

Thebes 11:31 PM same

pheonixqueen 11:32 PM but she has a horse and a monkey that she can talk with

thenightetc 11:32 PM well I just remembered her making cookies on the floor

highglossfinish 11:32 PM Then we'll have to stream it, no question!

pheonixqueen 11:32 PM oh and she can apparently fly by spinning quickly

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thenightetc 11:33 PM Yes!

pheonixqueen 11:33 PM I remember best the flinging of ice cream at people

pheonixqueen 11:33 PM just lobbing scoops

highglossfinish 11:33 PM This sounds like a disaster. I can't wait!

thenightetc 11:33 PM Going to the circus and showing everyone up!

highglossfinish 11:33 PM In the meantime, I wish you all the best of evenings!

pheonixqueen 11:34 PM paying for everything in actual gold coins

thenightetc 11:34 PM And you, too!

CosmicOutlaw 11:34 PM same to you!

Thebes 11:34 PM good night!

highglossfinish 11:34 PM Good night!

pheonixqueen 11:34 PM night everyone!

thenightetc 11:34 PM Night!

CosmicOutlaw 11:34 PM good night!

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