#imagine ur mother in law being some asshole you went to middle school with

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despite its failings, uq holder gets one A on my report card, and that’s for canonizing Eva’s role as Evil Step-mom. 

just imagine what a comedy bit Negi’s wedding would become. the ceremony is beginning, and those in the crowd who aren’t in on the details of it are contemplating who’s going to walk the groom down the aisle, seeing as he has no mother and his sister is already standing at the front as a bridesmaid. The moment arrives, everyone turns around to see, and it’s The Dark Evangel, in all her terrifying, expensive clothe, with like 100 bats carrying the back of her dress, standing tall and proud and so, so smug as she walks the savior of the universe down the aisle. Nobody can handle it. The pianist forgets to play. Governor Godel is weeping, Jack and Thea have gone into hysterical laughter, and every guest who wasn’t a part of Ala Alba runs off screaming, never to return.