#imagine them talking beside the rink and having a moment then getting whacked by a jacket someone is tossing at the boards

[caterpillarinacave]

Oh man, the couple being “cute” is so true but no one ever talks about it. They always end up clinging to each other in the lutz corner when you’re trying to jump 💀

Things That Happen On Public Sessions At The Ice Rink

from a beginner figure skater, to everyone wanting to write ice rink scenes

- there’s the parents who get on the ice and give it a go, and there’s the parents that sit on the sides on their phones

- these parents will never change roles, no matter much a kid begs

- whenever you want to do anything other than skate in a straight line (jump, spin, anything), someone magically appears right where you want to do it

- there’s people who insist they’re actually really good at skating, despite having fallen down four times in two minutes

- you could do the most atrocious spin of your life and everyone would look at you like you’re about to go to the olympics

- there’s kids whose parents have made them dress like they’re going skiing

- whenever you try to take a video of yourself doing something someone careens in front of the camera at the last second

- someone is trying to run a program when there’s just not enough space

- kids with skate aids go haywire

- there’s a kid who’s like eight years old doing triple axels

- hockey players get on the ice and act like they’re human dodgem cars

- tween girls hold hands and shriek when they’re all pulled down by one friend

- there’s some couple being ‘cute’ (aka annoying) in the middle of the flow of skaters

- about a quarter of the people there are clinging for dear life to the barrier

<3