#imagine me a 28 yo claiming to be friends with a 15 or 16 or even 20 yo. it's insane! we are on such a different paths

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if Colleen thinks it's time for a roast yourself video then she is mistaken

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Okay I know this is a lot but reading this guy’s thoughts gives you all the feels of reading the book all over again and it is amazing (x)

1. Okay first of all I am SO excited it’s starting back at Greavesdrake 2. Love this little poison bitch 3. “These are only a bit of fun.” I am living 4. I cannot wait for this reunion omg I can’t wait for ANYTHING

5. Book one Katharine vs. book two Katharine:

6. Fifty bucks says Thomas and Michael don’t make it to book three 7. Maybe it would be easier if Joseph didn’t make it to book three 8. Omg that’s right if Arsinoe wins as a poisoner then the poisoners will want to claim her as their own dang there is so much going on 9. I LOVE THIS BOOK 10. Wait did they never kiss in the first book 11. Are you kidding me Joseph and Mirabella shacked up in a seaside cavern and the real royal couple is out here willing to die for each other without ever having locked lips?? 12. Ew imagine someone spit on you I would scream 13. “Next time it won’t be spit. Next time it’ll be a knife!” LMAO WHAT 14. Can you IMAGINE 15. They’re already going to fight I can’t believe this 16. I love Bree 17. I’m screaming Kat just enjoys RUNNING PEOPLE DOWN in her free time 18. WHO IS THIS GIRL 19. Black marble and spitting gargoyles is such an aesthetic 20. I lied the GODDESS STONE is an aesthetic 21. Omg she’s referring to herself as “us” this is amazing 22. Luke/Hank 2020

23. THERE IS GOING TO BE A FIGHT 24. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME

25. I love that every single character is like “Well I don’t WANT to kill them, but also I myself do not want to die, so,”

26. Except for Jules she would absolutely kill a man

27. Do I love or hate Madrigal? I just don’t know 28. WHAT 29. Omggg I love this I love Jules 30. Wait DROWN HER these people are so DRAMATIC 31. I want to know more about every single gift 32. They’re gonna fight!! 33. They’re gonna fight!!!!!!! 34. Mirabella the bear isn’t there just KILL HER

35. Ok if these girls didn’t have such a flair for drama I guarantee this war would already be over

36. “Mirabella has found her nerve.” Yes she has 37. Lmao jokes she still won’t kill her 38. Like… just do it!!! Just kill her!!!!!!!!!! 39. WELP now you CAN’T because there’s a BEAR 40. Katharine is insane THAT’S FUN 41. You know I’ve always wanted to learn how to throw knives 42. Omg Pietyr?! 43. Jk 44. I don’t know Nicolas but I love him 45. Don’t you DARE throw my queen off a cliff 46. “He doesn’t smell like the last one.” Billy the last one was dead 47. BILLY’S GOING TO THE WESTWOODS 48. Honesty, the DRAMA 49. “Because I saw you first,” ugh I love them

50. I can’t believe I’m only a quarter of the way through this book I need a nap

51. Ugh why doesn’t anyone love Mirabella 52. Don’t worry I love you Mirabella

53. PREGNANT 54. SHE’S PREGNANT 55. Oh my god 56. Thomas and Michael are here someone get the death cannon ready 57. AHHH 58. What did I say 59. “At least they were cousins,” Katharine PLEASE 60. I want a buddy-cop spinoff where Natalia and Luca fight crime 61. Aw okay at least Mira has a friend Billy is nice

62. “Where is your bear?” “WELL HE’S NOT IN MY POCKET.”

63. I love Billy Chatworth, Worst Cook on Fennbirn Island ™

64. Nicolas lmao wtf 65. WHO IS THIS GUY 66. PIIIIIEEEETTTYYYYYRRRRR 67. “But you will never have me again.” Bye I just screamed 68. You know I think I’d want the war gift it’s so vague and powerful

69. “It only gives you powers over weapons,” you say 70. “ANYTHING CAN BE A WEAPON,” I scream in response

71. I love Katharineeeeeeee 72. Omg wait and Rho can’t publicly help Mirabella 73. So much is happening 74. Oh my god 75. Yeah curse the queens THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA 76. Can’t wait for this one to go wrong 77. “What’s this gonna do btw?” “Oh lmao idk” Super 78. Oh my god 79. Ohhhhh my god 80. Here we GO 81. Can I just say again that I love Nicolas the psychopath 82. Pietyr is going to slap him 83. “This is your life. Don’t tell me to stay out of it.” 84. Imagine this book from Braddock’s POV 85. Omg just KISS ALREADY

86. This is all VERY High School Musical 2

87. Imagine a plot twist that reveals Billy as the true naturalist queen 88. “I’ll love you for as long as I live.” Oh no 89. Everyone is ready for surprise murder but I’m watching Hairspray as I read this and it’s creating quite the interesting mood 90. Lmao I love Katharine and Nicolas!!! What little psychopaths!!!!!! 91. I love Katharine!!!!!!!!!!!! 92. This is amazing 93. I LOVE DRAMA 94. “But that is not fair!” Mira, buddy, pal, 95. SHE SLEPT THROUGH THE ENTIRE FESTIVAL LMAO NO!!! 96. JULLIENNE MILONE!!!!! 97. HOW IS THERE STILL MORE THAN HALF THE BOOK LEFT 98. This girl is literally being HUNTED 99. Omg please Braddock go go go follow her 100. Mirabella NO!!!! 101. Omg omg omg omgggggg 102. I’M SO STRESSED 103. Sidenote I love Mirabella and Arsinoe together 104. WHAT 105. WHAT!!!!!!! 106. JULES 107. JULES IS HERE 108. JULES!!!!! 109. LMAO THEY STOLE HER HORSE I’M SCREAMING 110. Oh my god Katharine no don’t SAY THAT

111. Honestly I don’t super remember Bree from the first book but would I die for her now? Absolutely

112. I’m so stressed 113. THEY WENT TO CARAGH 114. Lol TBH makes it sound like a jewelry commercial 115. “They went to Caragh!” Madrigal will cry, clutching her diamonds 116. “Until they were six, they were mine.” 117. Um @ the Young Queens WHERE ARE YOU 118. Mirabella/Billy 2020 119. Lmao yo I am so freaking excited for Arsinoe to make her dramatic return 120. I’m just thinking about it!! Ah!!!! 121. A DUEL 122. This is madness I need a break and a nap and a snack immediately 123. Katharine!!!!! You can’t just THROW BACK a cup of poison!! Honestly!!!

124. “You cannot kill,” she says, causing me to GASP, “what is already dead.”

125. SHE ALREADY KNEW

126. I can’t decide if I want Katharine, Pietyr, and Nicolas to all destroy each other or if they are the toxic, murderous OT3 of my dreams 127. The venn diagram of those two things may just be a circle

128. KAT JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE CHALLENGE 129. Omg she’s throwing a TANTRUM I’m living 130. “I will hold a ball the night before,” This is my ideal dark gothic aesthetic

131. “What if the Goddess is on her side?” “It does not matter. They are on mine.”

132. Why do I picture Madrigal exactly as Alice Cooper from Riverdale 133. She’s going to help Mirabella!!! She’s going to help Mirabella!!!!!!! 134. I’m serious can I vote for Mirabella and Billy on the ticket in 2020 135. Oh my god no 136. No no no I refuse to believe they have their hooks in him 137. THEY CANNOT HAVE THEIR HOOKS IN BILLY 138. He’s a horrible cook he would never fit in with the feast-loving Arrons 139. I love Mirabella

140. Oh my god Katharine 141. Oh my goddddd 142. LMAO WHAT THE F#&K 143. “We have not been your Katharine since you threw me down the Breccia Domain.” WHAT THE F#&KKK!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!?! 144. HE’S GOING BACK TO THE BRECCIA DOMAIN!!

145. Meanwhile, Arsinoe, on a mule, 146. Just looking at the names of the chapters left is stressing me out 147. NAT IS SLEEPING WITH BILLY’S DAD I just CHOKED

148. THERE’S SO MUCH DRAMA AROUND EVERY TURN

149. Oh thank god their hooks are not in Billy yet 150. Omg omg Jules is at the ball here we go here we GO it’s happening

151. “Before Katharine and her suitor take their place amid the Arrons, dazzling in their snakes and scorpions, Katharine cocks her head at Mirabella and winks. Nicolas smiles at Billy and discreetly spits onto the floor.” I’m just obsessed with this entire snippet

152. Oh Joseph honey no go home 153. ARSINOE!! 154. “Dancing with my sister,” Oh my god 155. This is what I LIVE FOR 156. “I am not afraid. I am angry.” 157. “I may be the weakest, but I am a queen, through and through.” 158. Oh my god

159. I NEED TO SEE THIS SCENE ON A BIG SCREEN

160. “They are tired of it.” I SCREAMED

161. Oh my godddd he’s going in 162. HE’S GOING IN THE BRECCIA DOMAIN 163. Oh my god 164. Oh my g o d d d 165. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH 166. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 167. Oh my GOD WHAT A SCENE I SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THIS AT NIGHT!!!

168. Pepper………… 169. Of all the characters I love… I would be ok with Rho dying at any time 170. @ Kendare just fyi 171. Oh my god they pulled it off HOW 172. Of course Arsinoe is thinking of food though 173. F#&k f#&k f#&k here we go 174. I am horrified for what Katharine’s reign of terror would mean 175. Tag yourself I’m the priestess weeping as she fastens Mirabella’s dress 176. Ugh Kat 177. Ok she’s horrifying but she’s also amazing this arena entrance is everything 178. THERE THEY ARE!!!!! 179. “Yes, me again.” JULES FOR QUEEN 180. SHE KNOWS THAT ARSINOE REMEMBERS HER 181. Omg I’m so emotional 182. JULES!!! “She punches the first in the eye and knocks back another three.”

183. “I’m sorry you thought I was dead.” “I’m sorry I agreed to marry your sister.”

184. Oh no Luca no don’t 185. A concept: Madrigal slapping Natalia Arron 186. “Or perhaps there were more sides to a woman than he had ever understood.” Lol oh Billy you simple boy 187. Ugh it was WILLIAM 188. Omg the throwbacks to the very first chapter of the first book I’m dying 189. A tattooed crown they are NOT f#&king around 190. NICOLAS MARTEL 191. “Arsinoe has been banging her head against the stone wall for what seems like hours. But there is no way to tell for sure.” Me in class

192. LMAO IS SHE GOING TO POISON ARSINOE 193. STOP I’M GOING TO SCREAM 194. This is EVERYTHING

195. AND THERE’S A WEDDING 196. Ew Nicolas I changed my mind I don’t love him not one bit 197. “Though perhaps this is what he truly is underneath. Angry, and ugly, and small.” Aren’t all men 198. Oh my god 199. THIS WAS NOT A FIGHT I WAS EXPECTING 200. Ohhhhhh my god 201. YES RHO 202. I lied Kendare thank you for this fierce and wonderful gift of a character 203. “Roll him up in a rug,” LMAO 204. “After all, Mirabella’s first tears were real, before she looked down and realized that Arsinoe was grinning.” I can’t I love them so much 205. Omg wait if Natalia… what does that mean for her deal with Luca?! 206. “Oh!” I LIED I WANT A MIRABELLA/ARSINOE BUDDY-COP SPINOFF 207. God bless Joseph taking responsibility for his actions 208. “How I love you, Jules.” I’m so emo 209. ARSINOE!!!!! 210. Ew someone please kill Nicolas already 211. “… So hard that she hears a crack. That must be good,” I’m dying 212. I LOVE MIRABELLA 213. I WANT HER TO BURN THE ENTIRE CITY DOWN 214. Oh god Joseph 215. THE WARRIORS 216. Oh my god 217. Oh my god oh my goddddd what 218. That is BRUTAL 219. What a way to go, my man

220. “I failed you once. I betrayed you once. But I will not again.”

221. “I’m fine,” Joseph says, CLEARLY LYING 222. Oh my god Genevieve 223. THIS IS SUCH A DYSFUNCTIONAL TRIO 224. AND NOW THEY KNOW EVERYONE HAS ESCAPED 225. Oh my god so much is happening 226. Pietyr is the one true king someone bring him the Iron Throne or whatever the f#&k they have on this cursed and twisted island 227. “It is just that she will be the last.” 228. Omg they’re gonna GOOOO 229. Third time’s the charm, maybe??

230. I’m telling you Jules and Pietyr are going to have to duel and that will decide who the true ruler of Fennbirn Island will be

231. Jules will obliterate him and I will be sad for approximately thirty seconds and then extremely happy for my new queen

232. Aw I loved Madrigal in this book 233. I LOVE THIS LIL’ MOTLEY CREW 234. Lmao I wonder how long Genevieve will last now. What will she do 235. “Then she looks back at the sea and the confrontation that is about to take place there.” I’m so scared for my lil’ motley crew!!! 236. FINALLY!!!! THE KISS!!! 237. Omg come on Mirabella come onnnnn

238. Oh no 239. Oh no Joseph 240. … Oh my god? 241. Oh my god did they do it??? 242. THEY DID IT 243. Oh n o

244. JULES NO!!!

245. WHAT THE F#&K, MAN 246. … I’m telling you she needs to be queen 247. Oh my god 248. I can’t believe they… made it 249. Oh my g o d

[scpanacea]

★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.

TAGGED BY: @st-riley-the-brave

TAGGING: @thornedbride @curedoctor and anyone else who wishes to do it.

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?  “My ‘name’, for sake of simplicity, is SCP-049, or the Plague doctor.”

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? “I have no name, nobody ever gave me one...”

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?  “It is for assortment purposes. To say I do not appear as a Plague Doctor from medieval Europe would be a lie, however I cannot give a reason behind why the foundation gave me the number 049.”

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?  “That is not something one should be asking... However at the moment I am single.”

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?  "I have the ability to kill someone with a single touch to their flesh, provided they are human. I also have an innate ability to see diseases of all sorts within the body of a being, whether they are human or not, however only one of the diseases, the Pestilence, only I can see it seems. After I kill someone I appear to also have the ability to resurrect them with my life saving surgery for which I invented, thus effectively curing them of the Pestilence. It isn’t a perfect cure, but it is cloes enough.”

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?  “It depends on my action, whether or not I am using my abilities, the weather, and my mood. The two most common colors is a pale blue, which is my natural eye color, and a deep red. The researchers have, however, reported my eyes turning a pinkish purple at times when I am using my abilities, but this I am unsure about.”

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?  “No...” (does he even have hair?)

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?  "Not that I can recall in terms of blood. Although I can say I consider SCP-035, and a number of other SCPs, to be as close to family as I can get................... Do not tell him I said that.”

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?  “No, although birds seem to enjoy my presence.”

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.  “There are many things in this world I disdain, the pestilence, emotions, foolishness, but I shall tell you stupidity is what truly gets under my skin. The fact that people seem to refuse to better themselves through learning baffles me. How can one be so content with limiting their lives in such a way.”

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?  "Other than work on my cure I do enjoy singing... But I don’t do that often. Reading and writing are other hobbies of mine, I do adore literature. Traveling is also something I enjoy doing, the world is beautiful despite how much I claim to hate it-- I hope it never dies.”

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?  “I... Of course I’ve hurt people... Mostly to save them but I don’t count that as hurting them but... there was one person... But I wish not to speak of him.”

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?  “Many. Too many to count really. They all were so sick however, had I left them be I would still be condemning them to a life of suffering until they either ended their life themselves or ended others.”

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? “Animal? I’m not sure... I don’t know what I am...”

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.  “I bottle things up I notice, I hate to admit it but I’m quiet, reserved, and silent. I find that because of this I have become dreadfully cold towards most people and I find that I am alone because of it.”

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?  “I don’t think I do. If there ever were people I did look up to, probably when I was younger, I surely do not remember them now.”

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?  “...I’m not sure... I find myself finding females completely unattractive for the most part, with few exception. However I am not sexually active in the slightest. I suppose that I would be considered... ah what’s the word... Homoromantic I think? Or perhaps even demiromantic. Maybe a mix of both... I do know that I remain blissfully asexual in most respects. Perhaps this answer will change in the future, so do not hold me to it.”

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?  “I am self educated. I consider the world and life to be a long school day in of itself. So in a sense yes, however I do not attend classes of any type.” 

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?  “I am not sure... Maybe one day... But all the same I am worried that if I ever tried that it wouldn’t end up well... I cannot ask anyone to stay given my circumstance, and I cannot really find myself loving another without there being some deeper seated manipulative reason. My obsession with the pestilence and it’s cure is currently the center of my attention-- besides we do not need smaller versions of myself running around! Imagine how awful that would be!”

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?  “Fans? I am unsure...” (He doesn’t realize just how popular he is)

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?  “........Being the only person not infected by the pestilence... The last survivor of said plague...”

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?  “Would what I wear be considered clothing since it grows out of my body? I suppose so. It is the garb of a medieval Plague Doctor, complete with the mask.”

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?  “................”

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?   “…Class?”

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?  “Hardly any. Probably only one or two that I can completely consider friends, both of which I hardly see...”

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?  “I don’t really eat anything so I’ve never had pie...”

27. FAVORITE DRINK?  “I am not sure. Probably some type of sweet herbal tea or the like... nothing too fancy.”

[ yo. where did 28 go? ]

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?  “I do not have a favorite place I am afraid... Although I do enjoy quiet locations.”

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?  “I am not sure...”

31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?  “NEXT QUESTION.”

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?  “A lake, although swimming is not something I particularly enjoy, on a hot day sitting in the water does wonders on an aching body.”

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?  “Type? I’m not sure what you mean by such a question?”

34. ANY FETISHES?  “That’s personal and not something I wish to share. Besides, as stated before, I’m not very sexually active.”

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?  “..........I choose not to answer.” (mun does have an answer, he’s mostly likely to be a bottom due to his incapability to understand just what in god’s name he’s doing)

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?  “As much as I love nature, it is too loud, so I prefer inside more than outside... Besides the sun hurts my eyes.”

37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?  “Indeed... This is far too awkward for my tastes, and far too personal for my comfort.”