#imagine me a 28 yo claiming to be friends with a 15 or 16 or even 20 yo. it's insane! we are on such a different paths

[goldenpinof]

if Colleen thinks it's time for a roast yourself video then she is mistaken

[szivtalan]

otp questions for endhawks.........will u kick me if i'm greedy and say ALL OF THE NUMBERS

I WILL NOT but this might take a while tho!!!!

1. Who is the most affectionate?

hawks is more physically affectionate - he'll link their arms together, cuddle to enji's side in public, climb in his lap when they're home, hold his hand, initiate kisses more. but it's enji that people notice sending fond looks for his boyfriend so many times it becomes embarrassing - tabloids will have a whole article on endeavor's "heart eyes" ("my eyes are not hearts" enji frowns at the magazine in hawks' hands, who just shrugs and grins "seems like they are for me") so i would say, deep down the big man's a softie too

2. Big spoon/Little spoon?

enji/hawks. unless enji has a nightmare, because in that case, hawks is more than happy to be his lil jetpack.

3. Most common argument?

ah they fight about the most useless things but one of my favorites that must come up often is enji thinking that hawks deserves better than him, and hawks insisting that he's everything he ever wanted.

4. Favorite non-sexual activity?

kicking villain ass and family dinners. hawks likes to eat, and enji likes to eat with his loved ones all in one place. he wonders why hawks gets along so well with his children, and then he realizes - he forgot (again) how insanely young hawks is, and that he's merely a few years older than his youngest son, too. ngl natsuo glares daggers at his old man for having a boyfriend half his age ahahaha

5. Who is most likely to carry the other?

given that enji could swing hawks around like a yo-yo, i think it's him ADJGSGH

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

hawks likes everything about enji. he's really into his body, but also his dry sarcasm, his occasional goofy jokes, and most of all, his heart. hawks will watch enji kneel down to a couple of children at a battlefield, his own face and hands dripping with blood, grunt out "are you alright, kiddos? come here, i'll get you somewhere safe" and see him do exactly that, scoop the kids up in his arms and carry them on shaking legs that could barely keep himself up, and then he will see him let his eldest burn the world, his second eldest scream at his face, his youngest treat him like dirt and know that he still cares so deeply for them, know that he loves them and wants the best for them and if the best is torment their father until he dies or worse, he'll let them without so much as a complaint.

enji, on the other hand, loves how easily hawks can lift the mood. he's learned to see through facades, and he'll call him out if he senses that it's hurting hawks to put on a mask, but hawks joking around and mouthing off makes our atlas feel like the weight of the world is a little lighter that day. he loves him for how driven he is, how graceful and hard-working and focused he seems in a fight, and thinks about how those traits were most important to him in the past but now he can see hawks use them to create a world where they can rest, and he realizes... that's not so bad an idea after all.

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

enji speeds up the process of divorcing his wife lol. also he becomes more nervous around hawks, because shit, he likes him too, but he shouldn't be liked, why does hawks even like him? when hawks learns that enji likes him too, he gets shamelessly flirty. he doesn't make a move, of course - enji is still a married man, but he'll laugh at his nervousness, play with his own hair for enji's viewing pleasure and send suggestive winks his way like the damn tease he is.

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

enji calling hawks birdie is pretty obvious. hawks alternates every petname imaginable for enji when he learns that he's never been called one (he figures it out when he jokingly calls him darling once and enji blushes to the roots of his hair), his favorite is "sweetheart" and "baby". enji also calls hawks his angel, but only when he's being very soft for him

9. Who worries the most?

i mean..... both? enji tends to worry more for hawks' safety and hawks worries more for the crushing guilt enji lives with.

10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

hawks - claims he does, but the truth is, he says a different thing each time and enji's happy to try new things as long as hawks will beam at him proudly after ordering

11. Who tops?

depends. they both do. enji topped more at the beginning because hawks was really into it and he was kinda insecure about asking for anything else, but hawks once offered and found out that he has a delicious bottom bitch on his hands.

12. Who initiates kisses?

hawks. height difference doesn't really matter when you have wings to fly up to your boyfriend's face and kiss him stupid

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

enji does. he wants to feel that hawks is by his side all the time, safe and sound.

14. Who kisses the hardest?

again, enji. his kisses get desperate, his hands rough. his temperature goes up despite his will and he just wants hawks to melt against him

15. Who wakes up first?

enji does! he's used to working out in the early morning before going to work

16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

hawks does!! deep down he's still a rebellious lazy teen and whenever he has a day off, he likes to sleep until 12. he swears he considers breaking up with enji the first time the man wakes him up at 6 to ask if he wants to come work out with him

17. Who says I love you first?

surprisingly, enji does. hawks is way too protective of his own feelings to let them flow out so soon, but enji is desperate, he wants hawks by his side for ever, and the first time he says it is the first time he realizes it's true. they're out eating dinner one day, and enji watches hawks chew around the food in his mouth, downing chicken like his life depended on it, and he watches the last rays of sunlight hit his golden hair, his golden eye, paint his wings blood red, and he knows he hasn't seen anything more perfect than that sight. he tells him he loves him, and hawks laughs so much he almost chokes on food. "pretty fucked up to tell me that while i'm deepthroating yakitori" he tells him, giggling

18. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

hawks!!! it usually says cheesy things like "good luck at work, endeavor-san!" or "don't forget to eat ur vegetables!" when there are zero vegetables in the lunches hawks packs for him

19. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

i mean hawks doesn't have much connection to his family, or has many friends, but enji is kind of pressed to tell his family all about his relationship since, you know. the news would reach them sooner or later anyway

20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

mirko is THRILLED that hawks is dating endeavor. the todoroki family, i mean.... shoto is confused, natsuo is mad, fuyumi and rei are both supportive and say they both want the best for enji. but mostly they just all think that he's really. Really young lol

21. Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

hawks!!! he likes to dance around the kitchen while enji is cooking or doing the dishes, and sometimes manages to seduce enji into his arms too.

22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

hawks is a better cook, but he never tells enji about that. he just lets him suffer and teach himself how to cook because it's so much fun

23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

hawks, but he says nothing he would ever say can beat enji calling him his angel. that's the cheesiest it can get, and it's also only because of his wings, like shut up enji omg that's so embarrassing

24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

hawks gets bored on important meetings. then he looks over to enji in a suit and gets horny. one of his favorite hobbies is watching enji squirm and struggle to keep it together after he's stroked his thigh under the table and whispered filth in his ear

25. Who needs more assurance?

enji does. he really, honestly thinks he doesn't deserve the love hawks has for him.

26. What would be their theme song?

my dude every song on ur playlist could be but this one in particular takes the cake for real

27. Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

in an au where enji's kids are still kids instead of grown adults, hawks would definitely read to them (sometimes legit tales, sometimes just colored-up and censored versions of their dad's missions) and cuddle them to sleep while he hums to them softly. in a non-au, enji catches him with shoto sleeping all wrapped up in his arms and wings, right after comforting him when he had a nightmare, trying to keep awake but slowly dozing off holding enji's youngest, most precious son, and enji kind of falls in love a lot more.

28. What do they do when they’re away from each other?

text, call, videochat. hawks makes a show of wearing some of enji's clothes, but really, you can't keep these assholes away from each other.

29. one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

enji will never think he deserves to have hawks by his side

30. one headcanon about this OTP that mends it

hawks will never grow tired of showing enji how much he deserves him.

[fennbirn-fandom]

Okay I know this is a lot but reading this guy’s thoughts gives you all the feels of reading the book all over again and it is amazing (x)

1. Okay first of all I am SO excited it’s starting back at Greavesdrake 2. Love this little poison bitch 3. “These are only a bit of fun.” I am living 4. I cannot wait for this reunion omg I can’t wait for ANYTHING

5. Book one Katharine vs. book two Katharine:

6. Fifty bucks says Thomas and Michael don’t make it to book three 7. Maybe it would be easier if Joseph didn’t make it to book three 8. Omg that’s right if Arsinoe wins as a poisoner then the poisoners will want to claim her as their own dang there is so much going on 9. I LOVE THIS BOOK 10. Wait did they never kiss in the first book 11. Are you kidding me Joseph and Mirabella shacked up in a seaside cavern and the real royal couple is out here willing to die for each other without ever having locked lips?? 12. Ew imagine someone spit on you I would scream 13. “Next time it won’t be spit. Next time it’ll be a knife!” LMAO WHAT 14. Can you IMAGINE 15. They’re already going to fight I can’t believe this 16. I love Bree 17. I’m screaming Kat just enjoys RUNNING PEOPLE DOWN in her free time 18. WHO IS THIS GIRL 19. Black marble and spitting gargoyles is such an aesthetic 20. I lied the GODDESS STONE is an aesthetic 21. Omg she’s referring to herself as “us” this is amazing 22. Luke/Hank 2020

23. THERE IS GOING TO BE A FIGHT 24. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME

25. I love that every single character is like “Well I don’t WANT to kill them, but also I myself do not want to die, so,”

26. Except for Jules she would absolutely kill a man

27. Do I love or hate Madrigal? I just don’t know 28. WHAT 29. Omggg I love this I love Jules 30. Wait DROWN HER these people are so DRAMATIC 31. I want to know more about every single gift 32. They’re gonna fight!! 33. They’re gonna fight!!!!!!! 34. Mirabella the bear isn’t there just KILL HER

35. Ok if these girls didn’t have such a flair for drama I guarantee this war would already be over

36. “Mirabella has found her nerve.” Yes she has 37. Lmao jokes she still won’t kill her 38. Like… just do it!!! Just kill her!!!!!!!!!! 39. WELP now you CAN’T because there’s a BEAR 40. Katharine is insane THAT’S FUN 41. You know I’ve always wanted to learn how to throw knives 42. Omg Pietyr?! 43. Jk 44. I don’t know Nicolas but I love him 45. Don’t you DARE throw my queen off a cliff 46. “He doesn’t smell like the last one.” Billy the last one was dead 47. BILLY’S GOING TO THE WESTWOODS 48. Honesty, the DRAMA 49. “Because I saw you first,” ugh I love them

50. I can’t believe I’m only a quarter of the way through this book I need a nap

51. Ugh why doesn’t anyone love Mirabella 52. Don’t worry I love you Mirabella

53. PREGNANT 54. SHE’S PREGNANT 55. Oh my god 56. Thomas and Michael are here someone get the death cannon ready 57. AHHH 58. What did I say 59. “At least they were cousins,” Katharine PLEASE 60. I want a buddy-cop spinoff where Natalia and Luca fight crime 61. Aw okay at least Mira has a friend Billy is nice

62. “Where is your bear?” “WELL HE’S NOT IN MY POCKET.”

63. I love Billy Chatworth, Worst Cook on Fennbirn Island ™

64. Nicolas lmao wtf 65. WHO IS THIS GUY 66. PIIIIIEEEETTTYYYYYRRRRR 67. “But you will never have me again.” Bye I just screamed 68. You know I think I’d want the war gift it’s so vague and powerful

69. “It only gives you powers over weapons,” you say 70. “ANYTHING CAN BE A WEAPON,” I scream in response

71. I love Katharineeeeeeee 72. Omg wait and Rho can’t publicly help Mirabella 73. So much is happening 74. Oh my god 75. Yeah curse the queens THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA 76. Can’t wait for this one to go wrong 77. “What’s this gonna do btw?” “Oh lmao idk” Super 78. Oh my god 79. Ohhhhh my god 80. Here we GO 81. Can I just say again that I love Nicolas the psychopath 82. Pietyr is going to slap him 83. “This is your life. Don’t tell me to stay out of it.” 84. Imagine this book from Braddock’s POV 85. Omg just KISS ALREADY

86. This is all VERY High School Musical 2

87. Imagine a plot twist that reveals Billy as the true naturalist queen 88. “I’ll love you for as long as I live.” Oh no 89. Everyone is ready for surprise murder but I’m watching Hairspray as I read this and it’s creating quite the interesting mood 90. Lmao I love Katharine and Nicolas!!! What little psychopaths!!!!!! 91. I love Katharine!!!!!!!!!!!! 92. This is amazing 93. I LOVE DRAMA 94. “But that is not fair!” Mira, buddy, pal, 95. SHE SLEPT THROUGH THE ENTIRE FESTIVAL LMAO NO!!! 96. JULLIENNE MILONE!!!!! 97. HOW IS THERE STILL MORE THAN HALF THE BOOK LEFT 98. This girl is literally being HUNTED 99. Omg please Braddock go go go follow her 100. Mirabella NO!!!! 101. Omg omg omg omgggggg 102. I’M SO STRESSED 103. Sidenote I love Mirabella and Arsinoe together 104. WHAT 105. WHAT!!!!!!! 106. JULES 107. JULES IS HERE 108. JULES!!!!! 109. LMAO THEY STOLE HER HORSE I’M SCREAMING 110. Oh my god Katharine no don’t SAY THAT

111. Honestly I don’t super remember Bree from the first book but would I die for her now? Absolutely

112. I’m so stressed 113. THEY WENT TO CARAGH 114. Lol TBH makes it sound like a jewelry commercial 115. “They went to Caragh!” Madrigal will cry, clutching her diamonds 116. “Until they were six, they were mine.” 117. Um @ the Young Queens WHERE ARE YOU 118. Mirabella/Billy 2020 119. Lmao yo I am so freaking excited for Arsinoe to make her dramatic return 120. I’m just thinking about it!! Ah!!!! 121. A DUEL 122. This is madness I need a break and a nap and a snack immediately 123. Katharine!!!!! You can’t just THROW BACK a cup of poison!! Honestly!!!

124. “You cannot kill,” she says, causing me to GASP, “what is already dead.”

125. SHE ALREADY KNEW

126. I can’t decide if I want Katharine, Pietyr, and Nicolas to all destroy each other or if they are the toxic, murderous OT3 of my dreams 127. The venn diagram of those two things may just be a circle

128. KAT JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE CHALLENGE 129. Omg she’s throwing a TANTRUM I’m living 130. “I will hold a ball the night before,” This is my ideal dark gothic aesthetic

131. “What if the Goddess is on her side?” “It does not matter. They are on mine.”

132. Why do I picture Madrigal exactly as Alice Cooper from Riverdale 133. She’s going to help Mirabella!!! She’s going to help Mirabella!!!!!!! 134. I’m serious can I vote for Mirabella and Billy on the ticket in 2020 135. Oh my god no 136. No no no I refuse to believe they have their hooks in him 137. THEY CANNOT HAVE THEIR HOOKS IN BILLY 138. He’s a horrible cook he would never fit in with the feast-loving Arrons 139. I love Mirabella

140. Oh my god Katharine 141. Oh my goddddd 142. LMAO WHAT THE F#&K 143. “We have not been your Katharine since you threw me down the Breccia Domain.” WHAT THE F#&KKK!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!?! 144. HE’S GOING BACK TO THE BRECCIA DOMAIN!!

145. Meanwhile, Arsinoe, on a mule, 146. Just looking at the names of the chapters left is stressing me out 147. NAT IS SLEEPING WITH BILLY’S DAD I just CHOKED

148. THERE’S SO MUCH DRAMA AROUND EVERY TURN

149. Oh thank god their hooks are not in Billy yet 150. Omg omg Jules is at the ball here we go here we GO it’s happening

151. “Before Katharine and her suitor take their place amid the Arrons, dazzling in their snakes and scorpions, Katharine cocks her head at Mirabella and winks. Nicolas smiles at Billy and discreetly spits onto the floor.” I’m just obsessed with this entire snippet

152. Oh Joseph honey no go home 153. ARSINOE!! 154. “Dancing with my sister,” Oh my god 155. This is what I LIVE FOR 156. “I am not afraid. I am angry.” 157. “I may be the weakest, but I am a queen, through and through.” 158. Oh my god

159. I NEED TO SEE THIS SCENE ON A BIG SCREEN

160. “They are tired of it.” I SCREAMED

161. Oh my godddd he’s going in 162. HE’S GOING IN THE BRECCIA DOMAIN 163. Oh my god 164. Oh my g o d d d 165. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH 166. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 167. Oh my GOD WHAT A SCENE I SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THIS AT NIGHT!!!

168. Pepper………… 169. Of all the characters I love… I would be ok with Rho dying at any time 170. @ Kendare just fyi 171. Oh my god they pulled it off HOW 172. Of course Arsinoe is thinking of food though 173. F#&k f#&k f#&k here we go 174. I am horrified for what Katharine’s reign of terror would mean 175. Tag yourself I’m the priestess weeping as she fastens Mirabella’s dress 176. Ugh Kat 177. Ok she’s horrifying but she’s also amazing this arena entrance is everything 178. THERE THEY ARE!!!!! 179. “Yes, me again.” JULES FOR QUEEN 180. SHE KNOWS THAT ARSINOE REMEMBERS HER 181. Omg I’m so emotional 182. JULES!!! “She punches the first in the eye and knocks back another three.”

183. “I’m sorry you thought I was dead.” “I’m sorry I agreed to marry your sister.”

184. Oh no Luca no don’t 185. A concept: Madrigal slapping Natalia Arron 186. “Or perhaps there were more sides to a woman than he had ever understood.” Lol oh Billy you simple boy 187. Ugh it was WILLIAM 188. Omg the throwbacks to the very first chapter of the first book I’m dying 189. A tattooed crown they are NOT f#&king around 190. NICOLAS MARTEL 191. “Arsinoe has been banging her head against the stone wall for what seems like hours. But there is no way to tell for sure.” Me in class

192. LMAO IS SHE GOING TO POISON ARSINOE 193. STOP I’M GOING TO SCREAM 194. This is EVERYTHING

195. AND THERE’S A WEDDING 196. Ew Nicolas I changed my mind I don’t love him not one bit 197. “Though perhaps this is what he truly is underneath. Angry, and ugly, and small.” Aren’t all men 198. Oh my god 199. THIS WAS NOT A FIGHT I WAS EXPECTING 200. Ohhhhhh my god 201. YES RHO 202. I lied Kendare thank you for this fierce and wonderful gift of a character 203. “Roll him up in a rug,” LMAO 204. “After all, Mirabella’s first tears were real, before she looked down and realized that Arsinoe was grinning.” I can’t I love them so much 205. Omg wait if Natalia… what does that mean for her deal with Luca?! 206. “Oh!” I LIED I WANT A MIRABELLA/ARSINOE BUDDY-COP SPINOFF 207. God bless Joseph taking responsibility for his actions 208. “How I love you, Jules.” I’m so emo 209. ARSINOE!!!!! 210. Ew someone please kill Nicolas already 211. “… So hard that she hears a crack. That must be good,” I’m dying 212. I LOVE MIRABELLA 213. I WANT HER TO BURN THE ENTIRE CITY DOWN 214. Oh god Joseph 215. THE WARRIORS 216. Oh my god 217. Oh my god oh my goddddd what 218. That is BRUTAL 219. What a way to go, my man

220. “I failed you once. I betrayed you once. But I will not again.”

221. “I’m fine,” Joseph says, CLEARLY LYING 222. Oh my god Genevieve 223. THIS IS SUCH A DYSFUNCTIONAL TRIO 224. AND NOW THEY KNOW EVERYONE HAS ESCAPED 225. Oh my god so much is happening 226. Pietyr is the one true king someone bring him the Iron Throne or whatever the f#&k they have on this cursed and twisted island 227. “It is just that she will be the last.” 228. Omg they’re gonna GOOOO 229. Third time’s the charm, maybe??

230. I’m telling you Jules and Pietyr are going to have to duel and that will decide who the true ruler of Fennbirn Island will be

231. Jules will obliterate him and I will be sad for approximately thirty seconds and then extremely happy for my new queen

232. Aw I loved Madrigal in this book 233. I LOVE THIS LIL’ MOTLEY CREW 234. Lmao I wonder how long Genevieve will last now. What will she do 235. “Then she looks back at the sea and the confrontation that is about to take place there.” I’m so scared for my lil’ motley crew!!! 236. FINALLY!!!! THE KISS!!! 237. Omg come on Mirabella come onnnnn

238. Oh no 239. Oh no Joseph 240. … Oh my god? 241. Oh my god did they do it??? 242. THEY DID IT 243. Oh n o

244. JULES NO!!!

245. WHAT THE F#&K, MAN 246. … I’m telling you she needs to be queen 247. Oh my god 248. I can’t believe they… made it 249. Oh my g o d

[scpanacea]

★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.

TAGGED BY: @st-riley-the-brave

TAGGING: @thornedbride @curedoctor and anyone else who wishes to do it.

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?  “My ‘name’, for sake of simplicity, is SCP-049, or the Plague doctor.”

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? “I have no name, nobody ever gave me one...”

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?  “It is for assortment purposes. To say I do not appear as a Plague Doctor from medieval Europe would be a lie, however I cannot give a reason behind why the foundation gave me the number 049.”

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?  “That is not something one should be asking... However at the moment I am single.”

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?  "I have the ability to kill someone with a single touch to their flesh, provided they are human. I also have an innate ability to see diseases of all sorts within the body of a being, whether they are human or not, however only one of the diseases, the Pestilence, only I can see it seems. After I kill someone I appear to also have the ability to resurrect them with my life saving surgery for which I invented, thus effectively curing them of the Pestilence. It isn’t a perfect cure, but it is cloes enough.”

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?  “It depends on my action, whether or not I am using my abilities, the weather, and my mood. The two most common colors is a pale blue, which is my natural eye color, and a deep red. The researchers have, however, reported my eyes turning a pinkish purple at times when I am using my abilities, but this I am unsure about.”

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?  “No...” (does he even have hair?)

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?  "Not that I can recall in terms of blood. Although I can say I consider SCP-035, and a number of other SCPs, to be as close to family as I can get................... Do not tell him I said that.”

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?  “No, although birds seem to enjoy my presence.”

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.  “There are many things in this world I disdain, the pestilence, emotions, foolishness, but I shall tell you stupidity is what truly gets under my skin. The fact that people seem to refuse to better themselves through learning baffles me. How can one be so content with limiting their lives in such a way.”

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?  "Other than work on my cure I do enjoy singing... But I don’t do that often. Reading and writing are other hobbies of mine, I do adore literature. Traveling is also something I enjoy doing, the world is beautiful despite how much I claim to hate it-- I hope it never dies.”

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?  “I... Of course I’ve hurt people... Mostly to save them but I don’t count that as hurting them but... there was one person... But I wish not to speak of him.”

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?  “Many. Too many to count really. They all were so sick however, had I left them be I would still be condemning them to a life of suffering until they either ended their life themselves or ended others.”

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? “Animal? I’m not sure... I don’t know what I am...”

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.  “I bottle things up I notice, I hate to admit it but I’m quiet, reserved, and silent. I find that because of this I have become dreadfully cold towards most people and I find that I am alone because of it.”

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?  “I don’t think I do. If there ever were people I did look up to, probably when I was younger, I surely do not remember them now.”

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?  “...I’m not sure... I find myself finding females completely unattractive for the most part, with few exception. However I am not sexually active in the slightest. I suppose that I would be considered... ah what’s the word... Homoromantic I think? Or perhaps even demiromantic. Maybe a mix of both... I do know that I remain blissfully asexual in most respects. Perhaps this answer will change in the future, so do not hold me to it.”

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?  “I am self educated. I consider the world and life to be a long school day in of itself. So in a sense yes, however I do not attend classes of any type.” 

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?  “I am not sure... Maybe one day... But all the same I am worried that if I ever tried that it wouldn’t end up well... I cannot ask anyone to stay given my circumstance, and I cannot really find myself loving another without there being some deeper seated manipulative reason. My obsession with the pestilence and it’s cure is currently the center of my attention-- besides we do not need smaller versions of myself running around! Imagine how awful that would be!”

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?  “Fans? I am unsure...” (He doesn’t realize just how popular he is)

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?  “........Being the only person not infected by the pestilence... The last survivor of said plague...”

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?  “Would what I wear be considered clothing since it grows out of my body? I suppose so. It is the garb of a medieval Plague Doctor, complete with the mask.”

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?  “................”

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?   “…Class?”

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?  “Hardly any. Probably only one or two that I can completely consider friends, both of which I hardly see...”

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?  “I don’t really eat anything so I’ve never had pie...”

27. FAVORITE DRINK?  “I am not sure. Probably some type of sweet herbal tea or the like... nothing too fancy.”

[ yo. where did 28 go? ]

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?  “I do not have a favorite place I am afraid... Although I do enjoy quiet locations.”

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?  “I am not sure...”

31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?  “NEXT QUESTION.”

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?  “A lake, although swimming is not something I particularly enjoy, on a hot day sitting in the water does wonders on an aching body.”

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?  “Type? I’m not sure what you mean by such a question?”

34. ANY FETISHES?  “That’s personal and not something I wish to share. Besides, as stated before, I’m not very sexually active.”

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?  “..........I choose not to answer.” (mun does have an answer, he’s mostly likely to be a bottom due to his incapability to understand just what in god’s name he’s doing)

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?  “As much as I love nature, it is too loud, so I prefer inside more than outside... Besides the sun hurts my eyes.”

37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?  “Indeed... This is far too awkward for my tastes, and far too personal for my comfort.”

[loveyoubeyondhope]

Rules: answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.  tagged by @blackcanarydinah

1. coke or pepsi: Pepsi. I even took a blind taste test and chose Pepsi. It upset my family because they all thought I was somehow lying when I said I liked Pepsi more.

2. disney or dreamworks: Disney girl over here although more often than not dreamworks movies surprise the hell out of me with how much I like a movie.

3. coffee or tea: Neither which for a while was a serious offense because as a Latina I should apparently love coffee. (as a writer I should inhale the stuff)

4. books or movies: Books. I just have a better imagination and I like details too much.

5. windows or mac: I honestly cannot tell you the difference. I can get what I need to get done on both equally.

6. dc or marvel: DC always. I do prefer Marvel’s Netflix shows more than dc’s because the stories feel more polished, pero yo adoro DC characters and just overall story arcs more.

7. x-box or playstation: I have had an x-box longer and I liked playing Just Dance and Zumba on there. (I cannot play high stress games anymore because I end up shaking for an hour after.)

8. dragon age or mass effect: don’t know this

9. night owl or early riser: Night Owl. Definitely night owl. I prefer the night. I’m Batman.

10. cards or chess:  Both.

11. chocolate or vanilla: chocolate

12. vans or converse: converse

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: don’t know

14. fluff or angst: fluff, and angst when i feel like torturing myself

15. beach or forest: The Beach I am drawn to the beach in a way I cannot describe. It soothes me so much. (I could very well be a mermaid.)

16. dogs or cats: Dogs. Although I can appreciate cats for their very similar personality traits.

17. clear skies or rain: Ever since I moved to California I am now all about clear skies.

18. cooking or eating out: As much as I don’t like cooking because I’m lazy eating out gets old really quickly for me.

19. spicy food or mild food: Spicy! (can thank my sister for that one) Or at the very least heavily seasoned.

20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: Christmas! I am that person that starts singing carols on November 1st and already planning the year’s theme.

21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: A little too cold. I don’t actually like the heat. I’m pretty sure I’m the Snow Queen.

22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: Anything that has to do with the mind. Telekinesis, Telepathic, mind control, etc.

23. animation or live action: I want more live action but I recognize that animation allows for more. (cooler stunts, deeper storylines, more diversity, etc.)

24. paragon or renegade: don’t know what these are

25. baths or showers: Showers. I am too restless for baths apparently.

26. team cap or team ironman: Neither and both. I have a military father with a pacifist mother. I say compromise.

27. fantasy or sci-fi: Both although I lean a little bit more toward fantasy.

28. do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they: Yes!

The Entire poem of Invictus. I know it’s not necessarily a quote but I recite it all the time.

“Why do we fall master Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up again.” - The Dark Knight

“It Ain’t about how hard you hit…It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.” - Rocky

“We are none of us alone

even as we exhale it is inhaled by others

the light that shines upon me shines upon my neighbor as well

in this way everything is connected

everything is connected to everything else

In this way I am connected to my friend even as I am connected to my enemy

In this way there is no difference between me and my friend

In this way there is no difference between me and my enemy

We are none of us alone.” - Path to Zen

29. youtube or netflix: Both. I can’t resist fanvids and netflix has all these amazing shows and I get to watch at once because I’m impatient and dislike waiting week to week.

30. harry potter or percy jackson: I have to say Harry Potter only because I haven’t read Percy Jackson but I have a feeling if I did I would immediately switch. Greek myths are my life.

31. when you feel accomplished: When I achieve a goal. Recently it’s been the Sally Up challenge. Thank you Emily Bett Rickards for the push.

32. star wars or star trek: Both

33. paperback books or hardback books: Every version of a book out there.

34. to live in a world without literature or without music?: I could never be without both.

35. what’s one thing you hope to accomplish in life? I want to help people. My ultimate goal has always been to help, uplift, and inspire people.

36: what is your favourite place to be? The forest whenever I find one. (not the woods. That’s for horror movies. Forests are for adventures.) Or the beach. I love the sea so much.

37: biggest pet peeve? Ignorance and purposeful ignorance. Like those people who no matter what choose not to learn something because it messes with their already set view. People who no matter what refuse to even listen to another side and yet claim to be all knowing and “so wise” to the ways of the world. Also people who tell me no. As in when I bring up a fact they immediately go no. I want to punch people who do that.

38. do you have someone you can tell absolutely everything to, without fear of being judged? if yes, who? I really wish I did but I have massive trust issues that I don’t see going away anytime soon. I have one best friend who I tell the most stuff to that I don’t even tell my family but even she doesn’t know everything about me.

39. If you could be any mythological creature what would you be?

Tagging these lovelies unless you’ve done it already or don’t want to do it in which case lo siento: @dinahsmoak @pensandarrows @adiwriting @latinasmoak @missafairy