#imagine kamiki saying these stuff... that works SO WELL..

[yuseirra]

[Intro]

Hey, God,

Use all of me.

[Verse 1]

"One more time," "One more time," it repeats.

"Never mind," I feel like I'll say that someday.

I had become as transparent as a ghost,

But you found me.

[Pre-Chorus]

There’s no endpoint, no coincidence.

Only predictable scenes exist.

There’s no altar for offering prayers—

Only judgment awaits.

There’s no salvation.

No worship either.

And yet, you smiled.

This is proof of my existence.

[Chorus]

Hey, God,

I’ll board that train.

Even if I’m burned by hellfire again and again,

Even if I turn to ash.

Why is it, I wonder?

This road always leads to you.

Even if that determination is mistaken,

Even if it’s a gamble of all or nothing.

[Verse 2]

"I don’t care what happens anymore," I muttered.

When will this finally end?

I had naturally lost my proof of existence,

But oh, you found me.

[Pre-Chorus]

There’s no ceasefire, no sudden reversals.

Only conditional affirmations exist.

The happiness of the day I swore that vow is gone—

Only bullets remain.

There’s no recognition.

No gospel will come.

And yet, you smiled.

[Chorus]

Hey, God,

I’ll board that train.

No matter what cross I have to bear,

Even if I lose love.

Why is it, I wonder?

This road always leads to you.

Even if that determination is mistaken,

Even if it’s a gamble of all or nothing.

[Bridge]

Come,

Behold, the door opens.

To the children of man burdened with sin and blame—

Will forgiveness exist?

And yet, dawn will not come.

Here lies the light.

Hallelujah.

[Pre-Chorus]

There’s no endpoint, no coincidence.

Only predictable scenes exist.

There’s no altar for offering prayers—

Only judgment awaits.

There’s no salvation.

No worship either.

And yet, you smiled.

This is proof of my existence.

[Chorus]

Hey, God,

Please, don’t stop me.

I promise I’ll do it properly.

I don’t need to return home.

Why is it, I wonder?

The flame always leads to you.

Even if my limbs are torn apart,

Even if I lose compassion.

[Post-Chorus]

Ah,

I’ll board that train.

Even if I’m burned by hellfire again and again,

Even if I turn to ash.

Why is it, I wonder?

This road always leads to you.

Even if that determination is mistaken,

Even if it’s a gamble of all or nothing.

I will rewrite the world.

[nogoodanswers]

I'm not gonna write this into a fic, but I randomly thought of a needlessly convoluted onk fic idea

So one day gorou gets a call from a lawyer or like the executor of a will or something

Turns out, his absent father has passed away, but had left something for him in his will

(Don't ask me how his father knows about him, maybe he wrote something something in his will about the child of [insert name of gorou's mom] and the lawyer or whatever managed to track him down)

Thing is, apparently his father had an entire other family, and that family (or like, his father's wife) wants to meet him and idk discuss the will or just get to know him

Gorou's not yet a doctor doctor, and had been deciding where to go for his residency (imagine a version of this sentence that makes sense when thinking about how residencies work irl, bc i can't be bothered to search it up rn), but he decides to go out of curiosity

So he meets his not mother in law, finds out she has three kids, decides to forfeit his part of the will, and is promptly adopted

...okay, so not literally, but his nmil invites him for dinner, and he can't bring himself to refuse

So he goes to their home and meets her kids, who are also his half-siblings, which is weird for him to think about for multiple reasons

One is bc he was an only child, and now he's suddenly got 3 siblings, and the other is bc oh god these children are tiny

The smallest is only a couple years old, and the oldest is only 5, and when the metaphorical camera moves to her, we see-

Okay, well, this is where I can't find a dramatic way to say that this child looks nothing like memcho but trust me that's her

Yeah this is an au where gorou and memcho are half-siblings that's it that's the fic

In terms of where the story would go, it'd probably follow gorou slowly becoming part of this family and maybe even having a moment where he's like "Oh this is what having a mother is like" (ignoring that his nmil would, at a guess, only be a couple of years older than him)

Meanwhile, with a doctor being part of the family and contributing monetarily (despite his nmil's best efforts to not accept the money), when memcho decides she wants to try to be an idol, she doesn't get hecked by dead mom syndrome (yes I know her mom isn't dead in canon but she could have been)

Now, this seems fine and all, but at the end of the first chapter of this hypothetical chapter, we would cut away from gorou being unsure but hopeful about his future now that he has this new family that he's sure to become part of, one way or another, and move to a hospital

And there would be some vague descriptions of the room and stuff, in an attempt to have some tension even though you know perfectly well why we're here

Because as Gorou's life and situation changes for the better, Tendouji Sarina passes away quietly, alone in her hospital bed.

She's never heard from again, and we never see her or ruby (or aqua) in the fic

This is needlessly evil and I love it as an idea, but this idea is already so wobbly when it comes to putting the initial pieces together that I dont see myself ever actually writing it

Not to mention idk what to do with ai, because gorou's alive, and sarina never met him, so is she still reborn as Ruby? I mean i just said she doesn't reappear in the fic, but is that bc she's not relevant to this memcho's story, or bc ruby doesn't live past childbirth?

If ai's children don't survive, then how does she fare in her career as an idol? Heck, what happens during the murder attempt when she's pregnant and about to give birth? Is some poor other doctor the victim, or does no one die bc kamiki and ryosuke can't do anything? There's just too many questions that this au raises, and guess what? I got no good answers eyyy -points at the name of this sideblog, hoping that it won't have changed sometime in the future (Assuming sideblogs can change names idk Tumblr very well even after all this time lol)-

[ask-the-phan-site]

A Neo Yokio New Year

>Neo Yokio just after New Year (which explains why some of the Christmas decorations are still up for the time being). The city was slightly nerved by the announcement from the True Cross Order. Some are regarding it as a prank, others are taking it as a threat. Either way, Neo Yokio was not at peace... And not just by the threat from demons.

>We came to this city to investigate and see what can be done.

So this is Neo Yokio? Doesn’t look that much different from New York.

Other than the fact that 14th Street is underwater and people live in it. Not to mention that this city is under constant threat from demons...

Actually, you’re right, it’s not all that different.

I know I like shopping, but even this department store is too much. I wonder what’s up with it.

>Curious, Panther decides to take a look inside. The department store was a gaudy inside as it was out. In fact, not too long after she went inside, a salesclerk in a green suit jumps in front of her.

Welcome home, shopper. I will be your salesclerk and personal shopper. The Holidays may be over and we are in danger of being shut down, but rest assured, Bergdorf Goodman Department Store will always be here for those with a shopping need for all things beautiful and luxurious. So, how can I help you today, young madam?

I’m... not looking for anything today. I’m just looking. Sorry.

Salesclerk: Well that’s a shame. Maybe next time.

Don’t worry. I’m sure if we need anything, we’ll let you know... (Like a last minute gift for Akane.)

Salesclerk: Excellent! If you need anything from here, just ask for me. My name is Herbert Sims. Or just Herbert. Happy Late New Years!

>With that, Herbert leaves to tend to other customers.

Well, it’s good to see him so devoted to his work. It makes him happy.

Too bad that happiness will be taken away if we don’t do something.

And we will. Haru, are sure our contact is suppose to meet us here?

Yes, she said she would be meeting us at the church not far from this store. It’s actually a True Cross Order safe house.

I can hardly imagine a church being in a city like this, even if it is like New York. Sophia, are there any churches near here?

I’ll do a search. (searches the net) Odd. The Internet in this city is different.

Wolf: Well, Neo Yokio exists on a different version of Earth, much like San Fransokyo and Sternbild City. So it might be a little difficult to look up things.

Sophie: But I did found the church. It’s just a couple blocks away.

Then we better move on.

>With that, we leave the department store.

>A little later, we finally arrive at the church.

Sophie: This should be it. It doesn’t look like it’s not used much. No doubt because people usually rely on Magistocrats* to deal with many things.

*It turns out it was misspelled. There are only two As and an O.

How could that? I may not know much about the importance of religion other than what I’ve learned from when me and Ren went to the church back home to help me out of my slump, but I can tell this was once a beautiful building. Such symmetry and craftmanship. I can’t believe they let this place fall from glory.

??????: You might be right. But I guess that’s to be expected.

>We were surprised to see a girl come out of the church.

Noir: (happy) Shiemi chan! It’s good to see you again.

It’s good to see you again, too, Haru chan.

Oracle: I guess this is our contact.

Noir: That’s right. I met Shiemi chan during an exhibition by the Gardening Club at Todai last year.

Shiemi: It’s nice to meet you all. My name is Shiemi Moriyama, I’m an Exwire Exorcist from the True Cross.

Queen: A pleasure to meet you, Shiemi chan.

Shiemi: Thank you.

Sophie: Are you really an Exorcist?

Shiemi: I am. Are you really an AI?

>Suddenly, something in Shiemi’s pocket started shaking.

Shiemi: I think we should head inside.

>With that, we follow Shiemi inside the church. The first thing we noticed was many men in clack coat uniforms. At the end of the aisle were the alter is, there was a huge banner hanging.

(This was forgotten on the announcement.)

>Then, the Exorcists notice us. They were a little confused an alarmed to see strangers here.

Shiemi: It’s alright, they’re with me. They’re my friends. They’re from out world.

Exorcist 1: That seems a little vague.

Exorcist 2: Yeah, how do we know we can trust them?

Exorcist 3: Hold on, aren’t you Goro Akechi, the Detective Prince?

Crow: I take it you watch the news.

Exorcist 1: We do. But then again, a lot of people do. How do we now it’s really you?

Crow: I was abandoned by my father to preserve his image.

Exorcist 2: Everyone knows that. Actually, the blonde over there does look familiar.

????: He is familiar. Believe me, you can trust these guys.

????????: He’s right. Better let them pass.

>We were surprised to see who was also here.

Gecko Neck san!? You’re here, too?

Hey, guys, it’s been awhile.

Joker: Iwai, why are you here?

Exorcist 1: And I thought I heard Sir Pheles. But I don’t see him.

Exorcist 2: He probably called from the office. Well, if they say their alright, fine. Just make sure they behave themselves. We already have to deal with those morons that run this godless city.

Shiemi: Don’t worry, I’ll take responsibility.

Iwai: And so will I.

Exorcist 3: Okay. Anyway, back to work.

>With that they go back to whatever they were doing.

Joker: Still, why are you here?

Iwai: You’re going to find this hard to believe, but just after that announcement about this city was released, this dog showed up in my place.

...

Wolf: (confused) Okay?

Shiemi: (giggling) You’d be surprised.

Iwai: Anyway, it had this note saying that the True Cross Order needed my help to check their guns. I’m not sure why. I deal with model guns. And these aren’t even ordinary guns. But they do look similar. Besides, they said they would compensate me and my son if I agreed to it. Though I gotta say, I don’t feel right about seeing guns or any kind of weapons in a church.

Shiemi: I can assure you that the Grigori themselves approved of it. But if you wish to do your inspecting and other business elsewhere, they’ll allow it. But you’ll have to find a place yourself.

Iwai: I’m a stranger in this city, I have no idea where to go.

White dog: (snickering)

Iwai: What’s up, pooch? You know somewhere?

>The dog nodded its head as if to agree. Then, it walks away.

Iwai: I’m not sure why I should follow it, but I’ll bit. So, I’ll see you guys later?

Joker: Okay.

>With that, Iwai follows the dog out of the church.

Panther: You think he’ll be alright?

?????: Ever since we made that announcement, no demonic threats have occurred. Guess we kind of scared them.

>A young woman with purple hair that was tied in twintails comes up to us.

Shiemi: Izumo, are you ready to go?

Yeah, I had to prepare myself for the meeting. I’ve heard this Exorcist is really difficult to talk to.

Noir: Hello, Izumo chan.

Izumo: Haru? You’re here? I know Shiemi said you might be coming, I didn’t think you would be bring your friends.

Shiemi: Everyone, this another friend of ours.

Izumo: Hello. I’m Izumo Kamiki.

Joker: Hello.

Queen: You said you were going somewhere. I guess you’re referring to whom the Order considers that most corrupted Exorcist in Neo Yokio.

Izumo: Pretty much. I just hope that aunt of his isn’t there. I hear she’s a real terror.

Joker: His aunt? Wait, you don’t mean...

Izumo: Yes. They deemed him the most corrupted... because he’s Neo Yokio’s Second Most Eligible Bachelor... Kaz Kaan.

>We were shocked.

Izumo: You know him?

Skull: He performed at Dream FES two years ago.

Izumo: Yeah, I think I’ve heard about that.

Joker: Actually, we’d like to ask you something.

Izumo: What that?

We would like to come with you to see him.

Izumo: I don’t know. I might get in trouble if I bring you with me.

Wolf: I’m a police officer, I’m sure they won’t mine and I would take responsibility.

Skull: And he might recognize us from Dream FES. It would make it easy if he was with familiar faces.

Izumo: Well, alright. But just you, the Idol, the officer, the detective, the hacker, and the model.

Panther: (a bit surprised) Me, too?

Izumo: We sense Fairy Magic on you and the Order and Fairies aren’t exactly buddy buddy.

Panther: I see.

Oracle: And me?

Izumo: I don’t know. Something off, I guess...

Like something out of The Dunwich Horror?

Izumo: ... Let’s just go.

Shieme: I’d come, too, but...

>Shieme’s pocket starts moving again. She reaches inside and something pops out.

Nee~!

Oh, what a cutie!

Izumo: (a bit surprised) Wait, you guys can... Actually, never mind. We’re wasting time.

Crow: Well, see you all later.

>With that, we leave the church.

>A little later, we were now going inside a penthouse. It was light-colored and very gaudy. I think my eyes are hurting. We saw Kaz Kaan with his mecha butler Charles and Kaz’s friends, Lexy and Gottlieb. It looked like Lexy and Gottlieb were frantic.

Lexy: Yo, Kaz, we can’t let this happen!

Gottlieb: Yeah, man, the Caprese Bar means a lot to us. It maybe small, but we invested a lot in it.

I know, I know. What do you want me to do? There’s just one of me and they’re like a whole army. Plus, they had years of learning to use their Exorcist powers and I’m described to only know the flashy stuff.

Your Exorcist powers have always been fabulously flashy, sir.

Kaz: (a bit sarcastic) Thanks, Charles.

>Izumo clears her throat to make the other aware of her presence.

Charles: It appears we have guests, sir.

Izumo: Kaz Kaan I presume.

Kaz: Yes, that’s me.

Izumo: Izumo Kamiki, I’m from the True Cross Order. And these are my associates. They’re not from the Order, but I’ve invited them to come with me today.

Kaz: (a bit surprised) Wait, I know you guys. You were in Dream FES.

Joker: Hello. I’m Ren Amamiya.

Skull: Yo, I’m Ryuji Sakamoto.

Panther: Ann Takamaki.

Oracle: Futaba Sakura. Nice to meetcha.

Crow: Detective Goro Akechi. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Wolf: I wasn’t in that Dream Festival, but I’m still a friend. Officer Zenkichi Hasegawa.

Lexy: Nice to meet ya all.

Izumo: Now, I trust you know why I’m here.

Kaz: Because you think I’m the most corrupted because I’m second on the Bachelor Board.

Izumo: Pretty much. From this moment on until the 31, I’ll be monitoring everything about you. Every action you take, every move you make, every gathering you attend, and every exorcism you perform, I’m to report it all back to the Order. They also told me that if do anything that may not seem fitting by their standards, I have permission to intervene or alert the other Exorcists. Do you understand?

Kaz: (sounding a bit depressed) What’s the point? My life already tends to be very bleak.

Izumo: Yeah, I hear you tend to be melancholy. After getting being dumped twice already. Don’t tell me you’re still up on that? Your last girlfriend was like almost four years ago. Get over it already.

Kaz: Pains like that run deep. They take longer than four years to heal. Surly you’ve felt the familiar sting.

Wolf: Actually, I can. After what happened, I don’t think I’ll ever find another like Aoi. She was like my everything. But she lives on in my heart. And I see her everyday in our daughter.

Kaz: A kid, huh? Neither me, Cathy, or Helena never had anything like that.

Gottlieb: (a bit shocked) Seriously, Kaz!?

Kaz: No, it’s not like that. It’s just, none of us actually did anything that was us. Maybe if we did, at least one of them would have stayed. Now the only thing I have left of Helena is a giant Toblerone... which has pretty much melted by now.

Lexy: You not eating a Toblerone when it’s given to you? Now we know you’ve really hit low, dude.

Skull: (shocked) For real? A giant Toblerone?

Panther: It’s real alright. Mika got one from one of her admirers. She even took a picture and posted it on her Kingstagram. Look.

FOR REAL!? HOLY SHIT!

Izumo: Your friend here sure curses a lot.

Panther: He’s just surprised to see that much chocolate in his life.

Izumo: I see. But, back to the point. You know that if Neo Yokio doesn’t repent for its ways, you will have to conform to the new laws that will be put into effect by the inquisition.

Kaz: Will they really take all of our stuff if we’re forced to join?

Izumo: Pretty much. They may not be approved by the Order and may be considered a distraction.

Kaz: Does... Does that include Charles.

>Izumo was silent for a moment, looking at Charles who stared back at her.

Izumo: Actually, I think they’ll let you keep Charles. How often do you come across a Tamer with a mecha familiar?

Crow: I take it, none.

Charles: I think it would an honor that Kaz will have someone familiar as a familiar.

Kaz: I don’t know if that’s a joke or not, but thanks, Charles. (whispers) And I’ll be sure to thank Sadie later.

Izumo: Still, I think you would understand.

Kaz: I do understand. I know I was the one who said, “Consumerism forever”, but after what happened at that race here four years ago, I’m starting to think that Neo Yokio’s not the the greatest city in our world.

Oracle: That’s a utopia for you. There’s always a catch.

Kaz: Don’t I know it. Makes me wish I could go back to simpler times when it was all about the just helping people and seeing the smiles on their faces when the work is done.

??????: But smiles does not pay the rent. Money does.

>Suddenly, a woman with light pink hair, shades, and a dress under a trench coat comes in.

Izumo: (sighing in disappointment) And here I thought this was going to be a quiet visit.

Well, let me remind you, girlie, that this is my house, too.

Kaz: You don’t need to be rude, Aunt Agatha. They’re guests. Oh, everyone this is my aunt.

Agatha: Agatha Kaan.

Charles: Shall I prepare some coffee?

Agatha: (sounding ungrateful) Very well.

Izumo: I was just explaining to your nephew about the situation you, him, and every other Magistocrat are in.

Agatha: I know. And I think you’re just being a bunch of idiots. I don’t know how things in your world works, but in this one, we have to work to support our wretched lifestyles.

Izumo: (unimpressed) Wretched lifestyles?

Wolf: (with a smirk) As Makoto’s sister would say, “I rest my case.”

Agatha: If you really think that we’re going to stand and let a bunch of self-righteous boys and old men in ugly black coats change things, you have another thing coming.

Oracle: Stubborn, are we?

Agatha: You bet.

Kaz: (trying to calm the situation) Now let’s not get too upped up. Charles will be here with the coffee soon.

Agatha: (getting impatient) Not now, Kaz. We’re talking.

Kaz: Sorry.

Wolf: Ms. Kaan, you don’t need to talk to him that way. He’s only a kid.

Agatha: He’s 22. Soon to be 23 this year.

Wolf: Umm... Congratulations?

Kaz: (thinking) Don’t encourage her.

Agatha: I heard that, Kaz. What did I just say?

Kaz: Sorry, Aunt Agatha.

Skull: (whisper) Yeesh, what a hag.

Agatha: (not happy) So, I’m a hag, am I?

How the hell do you keep hearing us?

Agatha: When you get as old as I am, you learn a few things. Now, as I was saying, doing things for the greater good isn’t going to keep belly’s full. Even you Exorcist in your world need to eat.

Izumo: True. But we eat whatever we can. Trying to eat anything too fancy is just so unnecessary.

Agatha: I don’t see what wrong with fancy. It proves that Exorcists have individuality.

Izumo: We know they do. But you Magistocrats are taking it the wrong way. All you do is is endlessly indulging yourselves in wealth and charge people for something that can be hard not just for the victim, but for their loved ones as well.

Agatha: Don’t you think we know that? But we see no reason not to be rewarded for it. But not with something as ridiculous as a smile.

>I suddenly notice Kaz looking down.

Kaz: (whisper) Helena...

Joker: Helena? That’s your last girlfriend, right?

Kaz: (out loud) Helena St. Tessero, yes. She used to be a fashion blogger, but then she got possessed though a Chanel suit. (Coco Chanel, my her memory be blessed.) I exorcised it and her whole view on the world changed. Then, the old Bachelor Board got destroyed and everyone thought she did it to prove that Neo Yokio is not as great as it seemed. She ran away and now no one knows where she is.

Agatha: And her parents are worried and they blame you. They said your exorcism messed her up. I’m surprised you’re still at number two on the new board.

Kaz: I’m wondering that myself.

Agatha: The point is, we are not joining this Order unless we’re getting something out of it.

Izumo: We’re offering you sanctuary. That’s reward enough. We’re a non-profit organization. If we need to collect, it’s for a good cause and not us. What we do isn’t a job. It’s a duty.

Agatha: Well sorry, but that’s just how it is in this city. And just what are you going to do about it? About all of us?

Izumo: (starting to get a little impatient) Understand, Ms. Kaan, unlike you Magistocrats who have been at this job since those old days, but the True Cross Order has been doing this since the Middle Ages. That makes us more experienced and more powerful than all of you combined. You could do way better than what you are doing now if you just listen.

Agatha: Listen to what? The ramblings of a bunch of fools? I don’t think so. I don’t listen to the words of anyone. Especially children like you.

Crow: Now that’s just offensive. Some of us are already in college. Please, Ms. Kaan, I know this is upsetting you, but I think you’re going a little too far. We must ask you to watch what you say.

Agatha: (now losing her own patience) Then I invite you to make me, pretty boy. Must be a distant relative of the Corellis. Especially-

Kaz: Aunt Agatha, please!

>Kaz tries to calm her down, but she just knock his hand away with her hand which was pulsing with energy just as Charles comes in with the coffee.

Charles: The coffee is ready.

>Kaz suddenly starts glowing with energy which made blasts the trey Charles was carrying away.

Lexy: This could be bad.

>I quickly stand up and get between Kaz and Agatha.

Kaz... Please, man...

>Seeing me unafraid (thanks to my current level of Guts), Kaz calms down.

Charles: (unfazed) I suppose I should start on another brew.

>Just then, the sound of a phone ringing comes. Agatha takes out a phone.

Agatha: Kaan Residence... Yes... Very well, I’ll see to it he still does his job... Thank you. (hangs up) Well, looks like we’re still back in business. Kaz, they want you to investigate a restaurant near Time Square for possible demonic activity. They are offering a lot, so you must go.

Izumo: That won’t be necessary. In case demonic activity were to happen before the appointed date, the Order is allowed to take care of it.

Agatha: True. But until that appointed date actually does come, Kaz is still obligated to work. Isn’t that right?

>Izumo was silent, but knew Agatha was right.

Agatha: Good. Now, Kaz, off you go.

Kaz: ...

Agatha: Or would you rather try again?

Kaz: ... I will go and investigate the demonic activity, Aunt Agatha. Let’s go, Charles.

Charles: I will help you on the way, sir.

Kaz: Thanks, Charles.

>With that, Kaz and Charles leave. Not wanting to upset Agatha any more than she already was, Lexy and Gottlieb also leave. I suddenly sense that out of all of us... Panther was just about run out of patients.

Wolf: Ms. Kaan, I know you’re stressed, but-

Agatha: Can you not, please. I swear, that boy. He just never learns. I’m just glad his parents-

SLAM!

>We were startled by the noise. Panther had slammed her fist on the table that some of the things on it fell off.

What the hell is your problem, lady!? So Kaz has some trouble dealing with stuff. What he needs is support. But all you do is criticize him!

Agatha: I’m only doing what’s best for him. Making sure that doesn’t get too soft because in this world, Rat Catchers like us need to survive. They would never accept us.

Panther: And you think that’s all that matters? What others think of you isn’t important. It’s what you think of yourself. And how do you even know what his parents would think of their son? In my opinion, they would be proud to see just how hard their son is working just to make others happy and not just you.

Agatha: (scoffing) Please, I know his parents. Especially my stupid, obnoxiously happy brother, Kaz’s father. He’s becoming too much like him and that could be bad for us and business.

Panther: Yeah, right. It’s just the business you care about. I know you don’t really care about Kaz or your family.

Agatha: Why should I? I learned a long time ago that the only person you can truly count on is yourself. But I still need to make sure Kaz doesn’t wuss out when duty calls.

Panther: (in utter disbelief) “Doesn’t wuss out?” He’s your nephew, not a bird! And you’re suppose to be his aunt. His family. And this is how you treat him? He’s does everything for everyone and it’s clear to us that you’re ungrateful. It’s like he’s not even your family, just your slave. Or that you’re not his family. Because frankly speaking...

I can’t believe for a second that Kaz would be related to some wrinkled-face, money-grubbing, bitch-ass, HARPY!

>We (except for Panther) suddenly feel dread as Agatha gets up and takes off her sunglasses. Looking at her eyes, she definitely had the dangerous look of a harpy.

You know in all my years, only one person has ever had the balls to say “harpy” to my face. The only reason I can’t put her six feet under where she belongs is because our powers are equally matched. But what you you, girl? I sense magic in you, but what are you exactly? A fairy? A witch? You have neither in your blood, yet you have powers. So what does that make you? Some say you are special. But to me... You’re just a freak of nature. So I am asking you now... Are you challenging me, girl? Are you threatening me?

>Agatha was now giving an aura of energy.

Panther: (forming fire in her hands) And what if I am?

Izumo: Okay, that’s enough.

>We saw that Izumo had summoned her familiars.

>Panther and Agatha both back off from each other.

Agatha: I need to drink this off. You better leave.

Izumo: You know I’ll be back tomorrow, right?

Agatha: ... Better make it a big one.

>Later on, we were outside back on the streets headed back to the church. We could tell that Panther was still angry.

Panther: That awful bitch! How could she treat her own nephew like this? I’m surprised he’s putting up with him. Does he even have any other family?

Izumo: According to Kaz’s file, he does. His uncle and cousin in the Hamptons and his aunt who is constantly traveling. Actually Ann, the aunt who is traveling, an Angelique Kaan, Agatha’s fraternal twin sister, that’s who called her a harpy.

Panther: Really? She did?

Izumo: Yes. Unlike Agatha, Angelique is what Kaz would call “The nice aunt”.

Oracle: I’m starting to see why.

Wolf: I agree with Ann, Agatha’s no good. She definitely needs... (quickly stops after remembering Izumo is with us) to be taught a lesson.

Izumo: The whole city does... Like a change of heart.

Wolf: (a bit scared) Like the kind the Phantom Thieves do? What makes you think that?

Izumo: Well... I’m a closet fan of the Phantom Thieves.

Wolf: (a bit relieved) I see. Actually, my daughter’s a fan of them, too. But why be in the closet? Does the Order not like the Phantom Thieves?

Izumo: Actually, we’re still trying to figure out where we stand with them. Though, the Grigori praise what they did with that God of Control. How dare he besmirch the reputation of the Lord. The Order actually almost lost most of its members because of what happened. Thank goodness they changed their minds. Though, the Phantom Thieves had to use a Demon Lord to save us. And Satanael at that. So we’re kind of at a crossroads with them. Are the Phantom Thieves our allies or our enemies? We’re still trying to decide... I’m hoping they are our allies.

I’m sure they are.

>Later on, we made it back to church where an Exorcist was keeping guard. Guess he heard about the possible demonic activity.

Crow: Excuse us, did our friends come back?

Exorcist: Not yet. They’ve been gone awhile. I hope they didn’t get lost. This city maybe like New York, but there are a lot of differences. It would be fearful if they ended up in the Walled City. I know we’re trying to help them, but there are some scary characters there.

>Suddenly, I noticed something across the street.

Or, they could be closer than we think. Look.

Exorcist: (surprised) Where did that come from? It wasn’t here this morning.

Joker: It’s where ever it needs to be. Don’t think about it. Just go with it.

Izumo: If you’re thinking of going in, count me out. I have to report in and tell the Order what I’ve learned at the Kaans’. I’ll see you guys later.

Panther: Right, see you.

>With that, Izumo and the Exorcist go back inside the church and we go into the Stray Sheep.

>Inside the bar, we find Mona, Skull, Fox, Queen, Noir, and Violet talking with Roderick Lockhart.

Seriously, man, I’m proud that you and your Unit finally made your first album debut. Just wish my song was included.

Skull: I know. I heard your song it was awesome. Maybe next time. Don’t worry.

Roderick: I hope.

Joker: Hey, we’re here.

Fox: Ren, we were just talking about how we might change the city’s cognition.

Joker: How so?

Mona: Well, it would be a waste of time just going after one individual at a time, so we’re going to do to Neo Yokio... the same thing we did to all of Tokyo that fateful Christmas Eve.

Joker: You mean...

Mementos... Neo Yokio’s Mementos.

Crow: Can we really do that? We had to do some minor requests before entering a lower level of Mementos to get to the depths.

Queen: I don’t think we have to worry about that. Since no one in this city has hardly heard of the Phantom Thieves, there’s a good chance that there are no Shadow versions of people guarding the entrance of a level.

Violet: That’ll making getting to the depths a breeze.

Wolf: That should be good. We’re already on a tight deadline.

Joker: That’s right, the deadline is the end of this month, January 31. So we need to get to the depths and send the calling card no later than two days prior, the 29. This city needs to end its selfish ways before it becomes what our city almost became... For Kaz.

Mona: So we’re in agreement? That is a unanimous decision.

>We were all in agreement.

Joker: By the way, where’s Iwai?

>I was directed to where Aunt Rin usually has her piano, but it was replaced.

>This booth was now occupying the space with model weapons. Some of them are familiar and some of them seem to be new. In the booth, Iwai was finishing up some stuff. I was also a bit surprised to see Lavenza with him.

Iwai: That should be it, right?

Almost. We still need to do one final check. Also, the one who brought you here has something to add to your arms... With my assistance, of course.

Iwai: You mean the dog? He has something to add to my guns? Well, it has been weird for me for the past few days. So why not? The dog went into the bathroom. Not sure why, though. Wouldn’t a fire hydrant be suited?

???????: After seeing this poorly maintained bathroom, would have preferred that.

>We turned to the bathroom to find that someone had come out.

Iwai: (confused) Who the heck are you?

Now that’s a shame. And you used to call me pooch.

Iwai: Pooch? Wait...

No freaking way! You’re that dog!?

Flamboyant Demon: Yes. You are not the first to be overwhelmed by my true appearance. But where are my manners? Allow me to formally introduce myself. Sir Mephisto Pheles, Honorary Exorcist for the Order of the True Cross and Principal of True Cross Academy (known there as Johann Faust V), at your service. And I do mean “at your service” for you see, for the time being, I will also be working along side you... As your familiar.

Iwai: Umm... Hi?

Lavenza: Mephisto and I are inspecting your contractor’s equipment for any demonic energies or entities as per Neo Yoiko’s customs law.

Mephisto: Unfortunately, I fear that Mr. Iwai’s merchandise may not be approved by the city’s customs check because of what they are. So, we have to check them ourselves, just like we did with the Order’s equipment. Plus, me and Lady Lavenza have something special for you all.

Queen: Like what?

Lavenza: As you know, some of your weapons have certain effects on Shadows.

Panther: Oh yeah, like how my whip can sometime Burn them.

Mona: Or how my slingshot can put them to Sleep.

Lavenza: Well, these weapons that me, Mephisto, and the dealer are working on will have a certain effect on your Personas.

Joker: Really? How so?

Lavenza: Like the Skill Cards, this equipment will allow your Personas to use Skills they are normally unable to do.

Skull: So our Personas get an upgrade? That rocks!

Mephisto: But for now, the only Skills your Personas will get from them are Bless and Curse. The rest will take sometime and a lot of materials to do so.

Lavenza: Perhaps the Tricks and his comrades can help gather the materials. Especially when traversing the other world.

Joker: I think we can do that.

Mephisto: Wonderful. We will hope for such.

Violet: How does the weapons give our Personas those Skills? I don’t think it would be as simple as using a Skill Card.

Mephisto: You have the Order to thank for that. Take a look at them. They are modeled after the weapons used by our Exorcists. Mainly our Knights (Melee) and Dragoons (Ranged).

Fox: I guess that makes sense. They look pretty holy or powerful to me.

Sophie: I will also remember it.

Tutorial

The new weapons developed by Lavenza, Mephisto, and Iwai will grant your Personas and your friends’ Personas abilities and Skills.

For now, the only Skills provided for are Bless and Curse Skills. However, other weapons that can provide other Skills can be made from materials you find in the Metaverse after defeating Shadows.

Joker: I’m surprised Boss, the other Boss, agreed to this.

Roderick: It wasn’t easy trying to convince him. Good thing Mephisto and this fine young lady in blue backed me up. Of course, when he heard about where we were going, he said...

??????:  I can try their Caprese Martini. That’s how it went.

Roderick: Boss, you’re awake.

Well, I was enjoying a pleasant nap when I was awoken by your chattering... And the smell of wet dog.

Mephisto: (a bit shocked) Now I’m just offended, Lord Dumu-

Mutton: Ah tut tut! What is my name in this form?

Mephisto: (with a small bow) Oh, do forgive me, Thomas Mutton.

Mutton: Good.

Queen: So you’re the Boss of the Stray Sheep.

Mutton: I am. How is the Boss of Leblanch doing?

Oracle: He’s fine. I think.

Mutton: How so?

Joker: Well, I got this book for my birthday awhile back. Sojiro’s actually taken a liking to it and barrows it frequently... A little too frequently, if you ask me.

Oracle: Yeah, he even sleeps with it.

Mutton: Really?

Joker: I’m glad that he’s reading more. Especially the classics. But, I don’t know...

I just have this funny feeling.

Mutton: Have you told anyone about this?

Joker: I thought about talking about it to Chihaya, but due to the possibility of another surge, I can’t go to Shinjuku. And I’m not sure how to explain it over the phone or even in text. I can’t even video chat her because her computer is broken and it’ll take a while before it’s fixed. Why do you ask?

Roderick: I think we had a similar situation. Not that anyone was acting funny or anything... But there was that one guy...

Joker: What guy?

Mephisto: Boss and Roderick are not the only ones who arrived here with the bar. A certain reporter that you know came with them.

Joker: Ohya? She’s here, too?

Mutton: Yes... Along with her new intern.

Joker: She has an intern now?

Mutton: Well, something like that. He came from Luna, that’s a city on our moon just next door to Attilan. He worked as a reporter for a small newspaper in Paris some years back, but he moved to Luna for personal reasons. But now he’s transferring to the newspaper Miss Ohya works for as her intern. Mainly, he’ll just be taking pictures.

Mephisto: The Order has asked them to come and cover our stay here in Neo Yokio. They thought it would be the perfect chance to help him get reacquainted with the job. It has been many years.

Lavenza: They were just here in the bar before your friends arrived. We were doing a customs check. The reason why they did not arrive with the rest of the Order is because they needed Mephisto and Mr. Iwai to check their weapons and equipment and do not have the time to check the reporters’ things.

Joker: I see. Where are they now?

Mutton: I believe they’ve gone to the one they call “Neo Yokio’s Number One Most Eligible Bachelor”.

Queen: I believe it was Arcangelo Corelli. We also know him from the Dream Festival.

Oracle: Why would they be there. From what I’ve heard, he’s not a Magistocrat. He’s just from an old money family.

Mephisto: My dear Phantom Thieves, you forget, it’s not just the Magistocracy who is corrupt in this city.

Wolf: (surprised) You know we’re the Phantom Thieves?

Noir: Zenkichi, Mephisto Pheles is also the Demon King of Time. He knows many things. Or so Shiemi tells me.

Mephisto: Ah, you wound me, Madame. Anyway, just as we have Ms. Kamiki observing Kaz Kaan, we have a non-exorcist observing whom we have deemed the most corrupted person in the city.

Noir: A non-exorcist? Who?

Mephisto: Let’s just say... Woodcrest will have a break from his constant conspiracy theories, ineffective protests, and lousy lectures.

Y- You don’t mean...

Mephisto: (smiling) Looks like Mr. Corelli is going to have his hands full.

>Meanwhile in Arcangelo Corelli’s penthouse...

I trust the guest room’s to your liking. The sheets are real Italian silk. And the pillows are stuffed with the finest goose feathers.

... The Wunclers’ guest rooms are more fancy than this.

Arcangelo: Oh please, those guys have no class.

Huey Freeman: Look, I’m not here for a social visit. I’m here because the True Cross Order asked me to watch the most corrupted person in Neo Yokio other than Kaz Kaan. I don’t like being here, but someone has to do this job... And Grandad was paid in advanced to make me do this. Anything you do that doesn’t seem right, I have to report back to the Order. So don’t start any of your shit with me right now.

Arcangelo: (unfazed) Oh, so scary.

>Huey Freeman’s stare gets more scarier than it already is.

Arcangelo: ... If anyone needs me, I’ll be hosting my podcast.

FLASH!

>Arcangelo is surprised by the flashing of a camera.

Arcangelo: Did you just take my picture now? ... Did you get my good side?

Huey Freeman: ... I’m not even going to. I need to report back, anyway.

>Huey Freeman goes to the guest room.

He’s a ball of sunshine, isn’t he?

Arcangelo: I can tell he’s going to be a handful. Guess I’ll have to put up with it and hope for the best.

Ohya: Looks like it. Well, good luck with your podcast.

>Arcangelo gave a short nod and left.

Ohya: And as for you, intern, I think you took a really good shot. I think you’ll fit right in with us.

Well technically speaking, I am a veteran in this sort of thing.

>To be continued...

[yuseirra]

This is a thought that keeps returning to me when I think about Ai and Hikaru's relationship with other people. I mention this a lot but I really do think they are the incarnations of the shinto gods responsible for taking care of the industry(Amenouzume-Sarutahiko) who took on the form of humans because,

In chapter 119, there is a part that says Ai's accepted the fact that her own mother took her as "a stranger" and her mother in 131 commenting she was "too beautiful" even at the young age of 8 or so, Ai doesn't really look like her mother either... I feel this may be similar with Tsukuyomi and Hikaru's case, it seems as if their parents are almost nonexistent although they were at least given birth by someone. I believe...there were some type of aura? Incongruousness? They had about them. They say Ai was unbeatable, the ultimate idol well of course!!! you CAN'T beat Amenouzume in the field. She's a literal god for it. As in the song IDOL, she's the "the reincarnation of the brightest star"!! Unless Amaterasu but Ruby probably.. Isn't the better dancer and stuff. She's there to "shine" and bring "light". That's how she surpasses Ai. It's not because she has more talent as an "idol", it's because she's an entity that is more powerful and the one that illuminates all.

I don't think they're your normal, average human beings, that's how their children was also a god(ch3) or described as someone sent by the gods(last chapter). These guys.. Wanted to be normal and wished to live as people but I feel they were beings that originally weren't and that's how they stood out a lot from the others. Never was able to blend in so well with the crowd and find someone they wish to love until they found each other. They connected immediately because they are originally spouses. They are a couple. You see how in the song Fatal the speaker goes Ai is "fateful" for them well yeah? She was his wife in her original goddess life!! That's why. I just- seeing how Kamiki is a year younger than Ai, I think he followed her because she left to become a human on a whim and he got worried. And then they got in this whole mess because the human world sucks and the entertainment industry they blessed weren't all rosy as they imagined it. That's how I see this story now that it's complete. The guy became afflicted and tainted, then completely fell and broke after his wife got killed and discarded all his nobility, went berserk. That's why we had souls being assigned to take him down(Aqua) and replace him and shine after his wife(Ruby).

If they're the embodiment of the gods that are responsible for the entertainment industry, "The star eyes" should be something that originates from them on that regard. They're indeed the ones who are responsible for both black and the white and how Kamiki ended up making a firm under the name of EYES, he wants to retrieve Ai through it. He CAN actually feel Ai through collecting them. I'm serious because, that IS a connection that can be made after having read this series. If so, he wouldn't have stopped till he collected them all for it'd be a means to reach her. Until that is, till he saw that video Ai left. That brought about a change in his heart for sure, I wonder if that would have made him choose to stop, or turn even more reckless about it. I think that was his initial goal. What he's done does make sense on this logic AND it works perfectly with what the songs imply. It also blends in with the myths of the gods that have been directly mentioned within this piece.

[yuseirra]

**Onk spoilers**

Ah, I saw 160 in full....;; HAHAH omg I got spoiled haha sooo, Vagueposting? a bit here.

It's a very interesting chapter, and I'm pretty content upon seeing how it is.

But I'm really, really confused on where this is going to head, this particular one is definitely the one that has me shook, either this, or all the depiction in the entire movie arc is wrong. On that regard, I feel there is higher chance that the previous chapters are right and Kamiki's being a really, really good actor right here. It's about time we see him being a genius liar and an actor that's taught Ai all about acting.

If that isn't it, then I'd have to know just what is this guy's motive. If what he's doing in 160 is an act, he's making it seem so convincing. He does look very evil, but I have no idea just why he would do all this if what Aqua accuses him's all true. For what reason would he be doing what Aqua says he's done? That's never explained, so we're stuck and we STILL have to wait.

I really don't think his past were all lies... And I don't think 154 would have been a lie either. But I can accept it if the story somehow makes sense out of it, I WOULDN'T like it, and my ship will totally flop, and I don't think the story would have a better message like this, but if they do a good job with the story and make a good development SOMEHOW, then sure. I'm not sure how that can happen, but if they can.. Then I can live with it, but I would like it better if this is all an act.

My guess is that Kamiki's lying out of love the way Ai's done, trying to make it seem like he's a monster beyond redemption but it does make it SO confusing. Because he's not the one doing most of the talk, Aqua is. So it's really hard to make out what this guy's feeling. His expressions do not change as much except for one really...strong panel he gets and that does look pretty powerful. Is he trying to make himself seem like the bad guy or is this really his true colors? If it's the latter, then just what was him in 154? 154 is not the lie. That's... Just a hunch I have.

But no worries, no matter what happens, I think Ai will get what she wants. She's the one that'd have all her wishes come true! So Ai will be fine, I really wonder just what they will do with Hikaru. If what Ai's wanted for him still stands(he's really scary in this chapter) then he may be saved.

Is what's been claimed real though? How DOES Aqua know what's happened? Is that an imagination of his, or what's REALLY that's been taken place? This is so weird...I mean, the chapter itself looks good, but I'm not sure where all this is coming from. I'm really not sure whether to believe this entire chapter or not. I need like 4 more to decide what's right and what's false, and I don't think 154 is one that can be overruled no matter what in terms of the entirety of the message of onk as a whole(that's just my take) sooo,

Very interesting. So confusing as well. Episode Aigis came by at just the perfect timing. I'm going to consider my thoughts a bit and watch from afar...

But I think I can still indulge drawing cute hikaai stuff till things clear up for the best. If what's discussed in this chapter is true, then he IS irredeemable, (and everything I drew could be way off, sure, I can take that) but I feel like that's just what kamiki wants to appear as anyway. Aqua'd be playing into his hands since Kamiki wants to die in Ai's place if what I've speculated about him's true.

One more thing I want to say: no matter what the heck Kamiki did(or not), Ryosuke and Nino are irredeemable freaks, I don't want to see any of what they've done be justified in this piece of work. That is not the way to go...and I'm sure the author would feel so too. Please don't make them look like the victims?? It's so wrong!;