#imagine getting paid THAT much and still not being able to pass to ur teammate

[coralbabyowl]

There should be a rule in football that if you as a goddamn professional footballer mispass more than 5 times in a game you should get banned

[thighdols]

Make a wish - Scenario/ Too Long Drabble  (BTS)

an original drabble by admin Park.

Theme/Character breakdown: Jhope TvPresenterAU! A retro and corny Tv game show. BTS’ Jin, Rapmonster, Jimin, Jungkook, V, Suga appear as ‘lucky’ guests of the show, each with a wild persona i cant explain in this short summary.

Summary: BTS are really not good at thinking of wishes to come true, especially on live TV in the 1900s. And on top of that, Jhope’s new television show contains some pretty weird stuff.

word count: 1.3K lol wtf it was meant to be short

Genre: Crack and stupid and weird and magic and not logic etc (very good genre i read so much of that)

side note; when ur reading this imagine it on set of one of those 90′s game shows, BTS with trends that were cool then and crappy TV reception ;)

‘WE’RE LIVE!!’ A host voice announced.

“Hi! Hello! Annyeong! It is I, Jung Hoseok and tonight TheJungoShow is finally making its first appearance!” Audience members cheer and Jhope dances around the stage in his silver sequined suit, the light reflecting off his boots and blinding the viewers - probably anyone in the country really.

“If you don’t know, tonight’s segment on my show is called ‘make a wish’ and basically; we get some very, VERY lucky guests to join me on stage, and choose their desires, anything they can imagine shall be granted!!” Hoseok shouts, sending the paid ‘audience’ wild but putting off viewers at home. Corny music plays, the host jams, but a set of screen doors open, revealing the six guests for tonight’s segment.

First enters a sour contestant; his blonde hair covering his face, wearing jeans ripped to shreds and a baseball jacket. He finds it difficult to hold back the urge to flip off the cameras live.His nametag says ‘Yoongi’ in scribbled handwriting. Closely behind him a smiley character skips, his brown fringe poking out a backwards cap, his badge says “JIMIN <3″. The audience is quite entertained by the next man, blowing a corny kiss to the crowd and swishing himself all over the isle, his name tag says JIN. The man behind him rolls his eyes, showing off as he strips his denim jacket and ties or around his waist. The ladies coo and “Jungkookie” bounces his eyebrows. Hoseok recieves a cute wave from the next contestant - “TAETAE!!!” his nametag reads. The sandy haired boy puts his glasses against the back of his neck, sits next to Jimin, and performs a childish handshake, sending Jin into cringe attacks. Finally, Hoseok announces “Our final man, our brains, our only sane contestant, though his fellow teammates have said hes ‘always sexually anxious?’ Uhhh anyway here comes NAMJOON!!!”                                                             Namjoon walks up the isle, death glaring his friends but smiling sweetly at the crowd, throwing his sunglasses off to the them and intimidatingly telling Taehyung to move out of his seat, taking it and quickly going back to acting sweet.    

The six take their seats at a glittery counter and their names flash up on screens; "Golden Maknae," "Princess", "Min Suga Genius", "I got Jams", "The leader" and "The best maknae" is written in yellow font.  

Hoseoks booming and screeching voice introduces and promotes the show yet again, yelling "Bring out the wishes!" Into thin air. The confusion is broken when a sassy figure enters, wearing extremely short shorts, suspenders and a silver sequinned singlet. They flash a white smile at the crowd and femininely pass a stack of cards to the host, standing off to the side. "Thank you, Key" Hoseok announces, making the crowd cheer as Key "bows" and lowkey slut drops in the process.  

The lights slightly dim and a spotlight appears, taking about five minutes to not only flash to Hoseok but the contestants too.  

"Let's start with Jin" he smiles, walking over to Jins spot and receiving a blown kiss. "Yes, yes, hello. Okay, what will your first wish be Mr Kim?" He asks, (causing Taehyung to think he's being asked and Jungkook shushing him.)  

"Anyway" Jin coughs, glaring at Taehyung and returning to flip his hair to the camera. "I already have the best looks, but one of the members won't understand it, he's too busy looking at themselves. I wish....that Min Yoongi couldn't see anything but me!!" He smiles innocently and Hoseok agrees, the crowd goes wild but Yoongi starts to freak out, screaming something at Jin. Suddenly, Yoongis eyes are covered by an appeared blindfold. He tries to rip it off, but somehow it's magically stuck. "HE DIDNT SAY SEE NOTHING AT ALL!!" Yoongi squeals. Jhope simply laughs deeply "Oh, sorry Yoongi, well I guess it's too late now!!" He shrugs and the crowd bursts into laughter, including all the members except Yoongi.  

Hoseok then slides over in front of Taehyung. "Okay, now it's your turn man!" The crowd settles and the music quietens.  

"What do you want from us Taehyung?" Taehyung pauses, obviously made the stupid decision of not thinking this through before. He finally speaks. "Mr Jung, I'd like- I wish for chocolate, to be able to have access to it allllll the time. For FREE." Hoseok nods, flashing the camera an evil smile. Taehyung is forced off his chair, the members looking behind the counter in horror. Taehyung stands up, revealing his appearance the same....but completely made of chocolate. The crowd cheers and gasps. He doesn't seem concerned, already on the job of eating himself. Hoseok laughs with the crowd, Key looks way too pleased, the members freak out and Yoongi’s confused as hell.

Next, Hoseok drags his overly-entertained self to Jimin’s side. The question is asked and Jimin puts his Taehyung worries aside for now. “I want to be taller” he says, leaning over so hoseoks microphone and shooting Jungkook a glare. “way taller than Jungkook - and all the members” He sits back and Hoseok nods to the camera. In no time, Jimin starts to grow, first laughing in the members faces - swapping roles when they giggle at the growing, panicking Jimin who’s now in contact with the roof. He loses balance and falls to the ground breaking alot of stuff, lol @ namjoon. Jungkook looks down at his fallen hyung, “dude you’re still smaller than me on the ground!” The audience erupts with laughter and Taehyungs missing a hand.

Hoseok turns to Jungkook now, so carefree that he hasn’t changed his position after the Jimin event. Jungkook wipes his laugh tears and gets himself together. “Hey, Mr Jung” he says, winking at the camera. “I wish, that every BTS iconic quote ever was said by me.” Hoseok makes an ‘ooooooooooo!” sound, looking impressed at the audience. Key passes him a remote and Hoseok turns on an old TV in the corner and all your favourite Bts moments ™ play, one by one. This time, Jungkook says “infires!” ™ as well as “Infires man yeah!” ™ to himself. Instead of V’s “Shit down!” ™ Jungkook is saying it, sitting beside V. Jimin almost has another heart attack when Jungkook replaces his “Excuse me!” ™. He says “You got no jams!™, as well as “Jimin is very no fun!” ™, seeming to be the only one on the plane in ‘english time’. ™ Member by member loses their shit, but it’s Jungkooks turn to when his auto-tuned voice starts singing expensive girl™.

“WAIT NO NOT THAT ONE!!!” he screams, TV BLEEPs playing over the swear-inception of the expensive girl™ and real life Jungkook voices.

Hoseok leaves the suffering maknae to appear beside Namjoon, tipping his microphone to him. “What will it be?” he smiles, talking in a deep voice.

Namjoon rips the microphone out of Hoseoks hand, locking with the camera.      “I wish seventeen would come take Jungkook out of this band - hes always kissing their asses.” Jungkook starts to deny but disappears. An extremely pleased smile appears on Jimins face as his head pops up behind the counter. Namjoon gives an ‘ayyyyyy’ to all the members, whether or not they’re pleased. Hoseok, looking nervous, brings himself to walk to yoong- brings himself to keep on the other side of the bench actually. “s-so, Yoongi” he begins, forcing himself to try smile. Yoongi sits suspiciously quiet for a while, casually making sure the blindfold is stuck one last time.

Out of the blue a horrendous squeal errupts from the blonde boy, jumping over the counter and running aimlessly while trying to find Hoseok. He breaks everything in his path lol @ namjoon again  until he throws something, making the host scream and run. Yoongi picks up a chair and throws it to the camera.

The last thing you hear is the host (and a lot of others) of TheJungoShow squeal a last time. Your TV screen goes black.

“Man, this show SUCKS ASS!” You cry, turning off the TV and leaving.

Hope y’all enjoyed this (????idk) it was kinda way too long and shitty but anyway leave a request in our inbox what you wanna see next !!!!!