#imagine competing over 5 to 6 fucking miniguns.
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iloketf2 · 6 months ago
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Imagine having to compete with a fucking gun. Like "Babe, please." Partner, shining his gun named Sasha: "I need to clean my gun"
And then you cry in the corner for half an hour. AND THEN, after cleaning his five fucking guns, he comes over and cuddles.
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