#imagine an almost 7 ft tall fish wife with a harpoon heading your way

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1 word for you “Leopard-seal” 

According to seaworld leopard seals are very large. Males can be around 12 ft long and 660 lb. Which is apparently 3.8 M and 300 kg. Other website have different sizes though. They are big suckers.

Fast Facts

Description Leopard seals have a long, slender body and a spotted coat. They have huge heads with enormous jaws.

Size Male: 2.8 to 3.3 m (9.1 to 10.7 ft.) long Female: 2.9 to 3.6 m (8.45 to 11.7 ft.), with very large animals possibly reaching 3.8 m (12.4 ft.)

Weight Male: Up to 300 kg (660 lbs.) Female: 260 kg (572 lbs.) to upwards of 500 kg (1,100 lbs.)

Concept: selkie jason caught stealing the batmobile tires. panics when he sees batman and accidentally turns into a seal pup. proceeds to try and flop/bounce away as fast as possible, leaving behind a very confused Batman

NSVSHHSU JASON WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU ARE SO SMALL...... YOU ARE ACHIEVING A LAND SPEED OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.........

batman goes over to pick him up and he gets a flipper to the face. bats you cant just pick people up u gotta ask.

bruce by now is going green thinking about this little guy trying to swim in the harbour tho..... but like where does he go??? theyre pretty far from the beaches, he cant make it there on the sidewalks without unwanted attention.......

i like to imagine later on, pre-death selkie jason goes seal mode because it's funny to make bruce lug around a baby seal. but he gets bigger and stops. but too late now bruce is going to work out even harder and hold his baby seal son for as long as he fucking can. (its not long lol)