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wych · 11 years ago

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Imaginary Ryan - A Happy Ending

As I stare into into Ryan's now changed face. I realize he did this for me. I feel so much guilt. I was just upset that Ryan had blown me off after being so attentive. I feel so insecure. He's not my usual type and I don't know for sure what he sees in me. Insecurity is not a good decision making tool. "I'm sorry." I offer. I don't think I realized how out of my depth I feel. "I used to guys that are bigger jackasses. I dont't know hoe to react to you." "It's okay. I'm a little freaked out at how well it's been going. It's been comfortable and exciting at the same until tonight," Ryan laughs. "That doesn't happen everyday." "I enjoy the time I spend with you, Ryan. I just have to learn to trust that you are real. I really didn't mean you needed to change yourself for me. Not like that." "Good. I'm glad. That's important to me." We look at each other. I can't hold it in any longer. "I love you." We say it together. "JINX?!" Laughing Ryan pulls me into his arms and I melt into a warm circle of love. "Any idea how I change back? I kind of prefer my original face." "No idea. Maybe after a nap?" I wink suggest. Ryan scoops me up and off he carries me. ETA: We lived happily ever after. He woke up fine the next day. Just a bit of a hang over.

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wych · 11 years ago

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Imaginary Ryan - A Mythical Ending?

Imaginary Ryan was born in a snowstorm, by a garden window, filled with Christmas decorations. Over local wine, a witches' brew, catching up and shooting the shit evolved into a drunken bliss. I was explaining twitter and bravo and who the Ryan I make so many jokes about was.

"I swear, Cynthia, it's like he's imaginary to most of them! I mean, to be fair, if I describe him, he sounds like the hero of a Harlequin romance... tall, good looking, snazzy pocket squares...Sometimes I wonder what would happen if his fans saw Ryan in a normal context, like a date, or at a supermarket, how they would react? Would they still think Imaginary Ryan is the most perfect man ever? I mean I know he's an actor, probably a rich kid, he's probably a jerk, I mean, a fun, silly jerk, but a self-centered jerk, nonetheless."

"Sounds like a great story to me."

"A self-centered TFB?"

"No! You just said it."

"What?"

"What would happen if the audience saw Imaginary Ryan in a normal context? Is Imaginary Ryan the most perfect man ever?" Redefining the term leaning in for me, forever, Cynthia sips wine and demands, "Tell me this story."

"Haha! They'd all freak out. Imaginary Ryan would the perfect boyfriend, the best date, sensitive, the soul of a dreamer, and a moneymaker, kind to old ladies and children, a hero who saves lives and oh yeah, you're his princess, so he'd take exquisite care of you. He'd take you on a date or three dates, specifically, before sex. Because this relationship is by the book--the book of our expectations of what relationships should be."

"Perfection! I wanna know what kind of dates this guy takes you on."

"Aaah--No one is perfect, Cyn. I can't see that happening. I'd punch a guy that perfect in the face."

"I was there the last time you did that and he wasn't perfect, Kim. It's a story. What would it take for you to tell this story?"

"I'd tell the dates like they are really happening, but the pictures would be awful, terrible shop jobs, like obviously. Then I'd DM people, drop hints that I think it's real, like Nascar Girl. (old school LiveJournal crazy busted for stalking crazy.) Full on convince people that I am crazy crazy. We do the whole relationship in a month and just when you think he's gonna propose...."

"what...?"

"He turns into a purple dragon, flies around my apartment, destroying everything and then directly into my TV, shattering it in an explosion of electrical shazams--sparks!"

"Ha! Yes!"

"It'd be a tribute to Andy Kaufman."

"How?

"Andy Kaufman climbs out of the broken television set. It's the clip from Saturday Night Live with Mighty Mouse. It plays. Scene.

Andy Kaufman performs Mighty Mouse - watch more funny videos

"Ha! No one will get it. It's been 40 years since Taxi and 20 years since the Jim Carrey film."

"OMG...Taxi was still on when I was a kid...feeling some feels here..."

"You're not that old...not as old as me...so how do you say Andy Kaufman to people your age?"

I lean back and really let the scene fill my brain. I nod slowly when an image emerges.

"When Andy Kaufman puts the needle on the record, the clip instantly changes to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&sns=em

And then the words, THE END"

"So we know it's over? Like in elementary school?"

I nod.

"OMG....That's hysterical."

I lean back and, as if on a subway car, I take all the room needed for my enormous ovaries by spreading my legs...wide. Then, crossing my legs, I fold my arms behind my head. "It's motherfuckin' mythic, baby. It's a goddamned mythical ending."

"You should totally do that."

The End

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wych · 11 years ago

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Imaginary Ryan, Evolution - Part 1

After that night together, things are taking off between me and #imaginaryRyan. Pic: http://t.co/dwJpzmPYaE

We revisit old favorites, and we try new things.I love his attentiveness. #imaginaryRyan is kind to everyone we meet. http://t.co/BKvDufmqb8

It's good. We tweet. We text. He publically declares his love on a snowy February morning. #imaginaryRyan http://t.co/qAQ1eYpajM

RT @LoveAndyC: @kim_or_pen What a cute couple.

#imaginaryRyan is hurt because I'm not ready yet, still he gives me time.We keep spending our free time w/each other. http://t.co/mT5gUa8NwM

For a while, it's the best time of my life. #imaginaryRyan http://t.co/b57K1Sh5Ci

Then that Saturday came to visit me and #imaginaryRyan.

RT @Cynfrank: @kim_or_pen love the expression on your faces in this one.

RT @amgwilt: @kim_or_pen Aww, you guys looked so happy together!

He was supposed to come yesterday night after work. I waited all evening. no #imaginaryRyan http://t.co/ATggf5Pzce

I sat there & realized he's been doing that a lot- cutting dates short, rescheduling. #imaginaryRyan hasn't mentioned the state of the union.

#imaginaryRyan stops by for a late dinner. I am angry. I don't even know why. I just am. http://t.co/dPQy4co5JB

#imaginaryRyan's here to make up or last night and I'm just so mad.

We try to eat. I find myself passively aggressively picking at #imaginaryRyan and anything he says.

I try to stay patient when #imaginaryRyan explains himself. "I have a lot of work right now. It's not personal." http://t.co/SYR3mZJMtj

I accept #imaginaryRyan's explanation. He talks about buying his first apartment & the contractors he's hired to take care of all the labor.

RT @Cynfrank: @kim_or_pen Typical New Yorker. Buy a great apartment and promptly tear it up.

Then I hear myself say "I wish you were the kind of man who could do that himself...like my dad" #imaginaryRyan flinches.

"But my hands! I wouldn't want to harm those," #imaginaryRyan tells me. I cluck my tongue and feel my inner bitch rise.

RT @LoveAndyC: @kim_or_pen You are an absolute nut!

"I really long for a good ole redneck, he doesn't worry about pretty fingers." #imaginaryRyan flinches. He's so hurt. http://t.co/J0F7OsHCOz

"So that's what you want? You want a redneck?!" #imaginaryRyan reacts with disbelief. I don't know if he knows what a redneck is. "SERIOUSLY?"

RT @Cynfrank: @kim_or_pen It took forever to type this because I'm laughing?

#imaginaryRyan jumps up from his chair and pace my apartment. He knocks over a candle. I'm dealing with that when... http://t.co/tFXahAP2XU

I sense #imaginaryRyan vibrating with anger. I turn and his not vibrating. He's somehow split himself in two. http://t.co/LD5Vlbth1e

My eyes cannot believe what they are seeing. #imaginaryRyan http://t.co/oPDP94L2ks

RT @Ljjoyce15: @kim_or_pen Ha! The pictures are perfection!

#ImaginaryRyan looks out from his new form, blinking. "Is this the kind of redneck you want?" I simply stare. http://t.co/EgLe6mpdbc

RT @Cynfrank: @kim_or_pen OMG! This is my new lock screen!

#imaginaryRyan says "So, now that you have a redneck what are your plans?" I pass out. Total blackness. http://t.co/k8RYbxJnio

...#imaginaryRyan returns in 2 weeks from today. What kind of date will they have? Will becoming the only redneck Ryan knows help or hurt?

#Imaginaryryan #evolution part1

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wych · 11 years ago

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ImaginaryRyan: First Date

So timely & romantic! #ImaginaryRyan picked me up at home & now we're headed out in Astoria! He brought me a rose! pic.twitter.com/Sl1hlDgpUl