#imafraidimightsquishit

[maniacaljackal]

Moms bf: Look! I caught a baby bunny just walking around while I was mowing today, so I brought it home and we can keep it for forever and your 2yr old will love it!!

Me: it was walking around because you mowed over it’s home, it’s scared shitless and you should have just left it alone.

Him: it let me pick it up! It /wanted/ to be caught!

Me: it’s basic instinct for the little dumbass to freeze and blend in. It /wanted/ you to leave it alone.

Him: I don’t care what you say, I have a bunny now. Look at how it just lets me hold it!! -puts it in bin not even a foot tall-

Me: it’s gonna jump out of that as soon as we go to sleep, if you’re gonna hold this poor thing captive you need to put a lid on it.

Him: you’re just being a b*tch, I’ve seen it hop, it can’t get out.

On a related subject, anyone know how I can find a baby bunny in a HOUSE?