#im too kafka-esque for this world

[cowboygideon]

*pushing away my pinterest home page like a half-empty dinner plate* *through tears* oh no, no more franz kafka for me, thanks. no more richard siken for me, im full

[seancekitsch]

get to know me better :)

Tag 10 people you wanna know better

Thank you for the tag: @hottpinkpenguin

Relationship Status: in one :)

Favorite Color(s) : orange, forest green, mustard yellow, royal blue 

Favorite Food: chicken pho 

Song stuck in my head: that one french version of chrissy wake up thats sang in a really condescending tone. 

Last thing you googled: nothin fun just the tour date for the ghost/mastodon/spiritbox show im going to bc i forgot the date and forgot to check the tickets

Time: 23:21

Dream Trip: ireland or scotland but i do not go back home. or belgium tbh that place looks so chill and walkable and not polluted.

Last thing you read: A Woman’s Place is in the Brewhouse! its this lovely nonfiction about the culture of beer and how women are the real brewers of history and how women have always spearheaded beer culture despite it being a stereotypical “man thing” and deals a lot with revisionist history in culture and religion literally dating back to the ancient world. there's a really cool section about the ancient sumerian goddess of beer thats like directly next to a passage about one of the OG craft brewers of the american craft beer scene who actually opened THREE spots in philly and ive personally  had a lot of conversations with her picking her brain about women in modern beer culture. 

Last book you enjoyed reading: see above, but also A Touch of Jen, starts out as psychosexual obsession with a woman over social media, very quickly takes a left turn to kafka-esque, cronenberg-ian body horror

Last book you hated reading: i had to put down colleen hoover bc her writing style reads very YA which is valid and a lot of peoples thing but 100000% not mine. 

Favorite thing to cook/bake: i really like cooking halloumi bc its easy and the tastiest thing ever, that and making soups. 

Favorite craft to do in your free time: cosplaying and knitting!!

Most niche dislike: i dont think this is niche but like the entire experience of driving. especially like right after i cut someone off and and they act like i killed them, or if i have a friend in the car and they tell me i drive “too safe” and try to rag on me to drive faster. but like. i just want to live in a walkable city. 

Opinion on circuses: i am anti. bc if it has animals, its abusive and should be abolished. if it doesn't have animals, its ethical and morally and legally fine, but personally gives me the ick. i cringe.

Do you have any sense of direction: very much so i am a champ at navigating

Tell us about your D&D character: she's a bard and a greek maenad, dionysus’ main side piece! she was recently gifted a magical flask which can release a geyser of wine in defense if i need to get away quickly. she's firey, mean, spoiled, wildly connected to nobles of the land, and the charisma lead of the team. think nicole richie in 2006 but also a bard in ancient greece. 

No pressure tags: @magic-multicolored-miracle @joz-stankovich @forenschik @santacarlahorrorshow @lothcatlady @super-unpredictable98 @firstpersonnarrator @nathanxyoung @sharknadoslutt @jae-writes-fanfiction

[iishmael]

Coke or pepsi:  Coke

Disney or dreamworks: Disney

coffee or tea: Both

books or movies: Books first, movie afterwards

windows or mac: Windows!

dc or marvel: MARVEL

xbox or playstation: neither? never even touched one im afraid

dragon age or mass effect: sorry, i don’t play video games 

night owl or early riser: Night owl

cards or chess: Chess

chocolate or vanilla: Both

vans or converse:  Converse

lavellan, trevelyan, cadash, or adaar: ... I have honestly no idea what that means?

fluff or angst: I’m a sucker for fluff

beach or forest: Forest

dogs or cats:  Cats

clear skies or rain: Rain

cooking or eating out: Eating out... I’m lazy.

spicy food or mild food: Mild omg 

halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: Christmas

would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: Too cold!

If you could have a superpower, what would it be: Oh my god. I watched Jessica Jones last week and I’d love me some Mind Control. XD But I wouldn’t say no to telekinesis or a certain suit of armour either!

animation or live action: Live action

paragon or renegade: No idea..? I’ll say renegade bc there’s a Jeep Renegade and holy shit yass

baths or showers: Showers

team cap or team ironman: TEAM IRON MAN

fantasy or sci-fi:  Sci-Fi, definitely

do you have three or four favourite quotes? If so what are they?:  “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth”; “Alea jacta est”; “ A plague on both your houses! They have made worms meat of me!”

youtube or netflix: both

harry potter or percy jackson: Harry Potter!

when do you feel accomplished: When I spend a day being productive and can go to bed knowing I’ve given my best

star wars or star trek: Star Trek! I’m a trekkie

paperback books or hardback books: paperback for normal books, hardback for uni books

horror or rom-com? Horror, I’m already past my rom-com phase

to live in a world without literature or music:  Without music. I love music, but I couldn’t live without literature

pastel colors or dark colors: Both is cool, but dark colours

tv shows or movies: Movies!

city or countryside:  City

If any other zodiac sign could describe you, what would it be: Err I’m fine with being an aquarius tbh

If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be? omg. Back In Black by AC/DC

cinema or theatre? Both!! 

If you could be any fictional character’s best friend, who’d you be? - OH MY GOD TONY STARK. 

smiling or smirking? - smirking ;)

are you an ‘all or nothing’ type or are you more consistent? - all or nothing, definitely

playlists or your whole library on shuffle? playlists

travelling or staying at home? - travelling

If you could have a meal with three people, alive and dead, who would you choose? - Barack Obama, Charles Darwin, Franz Kafka

Favourite sports team? - FC Bayern, Real Madrid; for f1 Mercedes and McLaren

Paris or London? - Both oh god but if I’d had to choose... London. 

Thanks so much for tagging me @jabbubabbu! <3 I’m going to tag the usual suspects @tonydarling @liviajune @whimsy-by-joja @realmadrid-formula1-mv33 @backwardsandinhighheels @mukemyspiritanimal @godbastian @seeyalater @livelongandfangirling If you don’t want to do it you obviously don’t have to! Or if you’ve already been tagged, sorry. :’D Hugs to everyone xx