#im thinking brock faber.

[simmyfrobby]

[jiminy-crickets]

happy draft day my darlings, a good number of the hockeys in the meat market are coming from the USNTDP, so it’s time for…………

¹ its MY silly poll, and i get to decide whats gay!!! ² its MY silly poll, and i get to decide whats a meme!!! ³ its MY silly poll, and i get to make it have my relatively niche media faves in it!!! ⁴ US National Development Program (where they put the teenage hockeys together, the developer of many many top draft picks, and the starting place of many hrpf ships)

images, videos and explanations for each option under the cut.

^ Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004

^ wake up sleepyhead vine

^ jedediah and octavius from night at the museum

^ but im a cheerleader full movie (this might not be available in your country on youtube, still i highly recommend watching it, such an amazing movie)

^ Olive and Brendon pretended to have sex in Easy A (2010)

^ P!nk opening a speech for the human rights campaign national dinner with "hi I'm Alicia hi I'm a Virgo I'm 31, I'm gay.......... actually I'm not"

^ Pool Boy SNL sketch

^ Lauren Phillips Lifting Alice Merchesi

^ The summer of like, warped tour 2005 when pete wentz and mikey way got into situationship so messy and life changing it gave us the majority of at at least three fall out boy albums.

^ ur so gay by Katy Perry

do I really need to explain taking an am I gay quiz?

[puckpocketed]

researching this kid is a trip and a half

[14faber]

planet of love - richard siken

[losersroom]

other things im thinking about today: brock faber's fat ass

[asunsetgrace16]

✧ 𝗪𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗔 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚⎥𝗠𝗕12

Pairing: Matt Boldy x fem!reader

Summary: Matt and Y/N officially post their wedding photos, of a wedding that nobody knew took place a month earlier

Warnings: swearing, I'm really hoping the sarcasm comes through in the "comment sections", that's about it

Notes: Matt and Y/N post these a few days after worlds ends, and they got married about two weeks before worlds started.

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yourusername

🎵 Take My Hand - 5 Seconds of Summer

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yourusername take my hand. now and forever.

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mattboldy

🎵 Marry You - Bruno Mars

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mattboldy hey baby, I think I wanna marry you

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kirillkaprizov HOLY SHIT BOLDS GOT MARRIED WITHOUT US

kirillkaprizov I REPEAT BOLDY IS MARRIED!! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!

trevorzegras Betrayal if you ask me

brock.faber and you didn't even ask me to be your best man.

_folingomarcus that's my role, Faber

kirillkaprizov nice try fellas, but that spot was mine all along

trevorzegras It was mine, actually.

yourusername Trevor, what are you doing here

yourusername boys play nice (it was going to Brock)

brock.faber ha! called it

mattboldy babe how could you subject me to the torture im going to get??

kirillkaprizov Frankly I'm offended.

trevorzegras I second this

marcandre_fleury Congratulations Matt and Y/N! (even if you didn't tell us 😉)

mattboldy thank you Flower

marcorossi im still expecting a party

jackhughes Congrats bud! Come celebrate at the lake with us this summer, its been too long

yourusername thanks Jack! We'll be there

trevorzegras Am I on that invite list??

mattboldy I guess so...

trevorzegras don't sound so excited, man. Remember I'm the one who introduced you two, so really you have me to thank for this

mattboldy 'kay, fine. THANK YOU. Happy now? 🙄

trevorzegras Yes, thank you. See you soon

minnesotawild Welcome to the Wild family Y/N, officially!

yourusername Thank you!

jaredspurgeon how, why, and when, but congrats none the less

yourusername a magical place called the courthouse, because we wanted to, and about a month ago

brock.faber A MONTH!?!? AND YOU TOLD NO ONE YOU WERE PLANNING THIS???

mattboldy Nope. That kinda takes the point out of "elopement" Fabes

dewarconnor Congrats buddy! Wish I was there to celebrate with you!

yourusername you are coming to the reception party, don't even try to get out of it

[rutgersmcgroarty]

not that i don't love luke, but how did he become a finalist for the hobey baker? like i thought matty, owen, and kent were the only ones nominated from umich? and also i know the big 10 awards and this are separate, but like owen and faber made the big 10 first team (and faber was also big 10 defensive player of the year)... so im just confused how he's a finalist?? (once again love luke and i think he's played amazing, i just don't get the system)

the february nominations for the hobey aren’t final so even if you aren’t nominated in february you can still get nominated for the top-10 and the reason it was only kent owen and matty is because for the february nominations each team is limited to 3 players. so luke was probably considered but didn’t get a nomination because of the 3 player limit. the reason why luke got nominated ahead of brock and owen is probably because the hobey baker takes into consideration off-ice behaviour and how you do academically.

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Tagged a millennia ago by @dijkstraspath and @cataroo sorry this was obliterated from my mind at the time </3

✨ noº1 team?

No number 1 team. I am a fickle creature whose heart is easily swayed by narratives!! My beloved teams, plural, are the Sharks, Kraken, Ducks, Wild, and recently the VGK! We have a soft spot a mile wide for losers and girlfailures. I am easily bamboozled by Antics and Shenanigans. Assume no teams are safe from my love. I always say: I have NO enemies in ice hockey except the refs/situation room <3

🥅 your favourite goalie?

My whole heart belongs to the oppressed goalie tandems on basement tier teams (Gibson/Dostal, Kahkonen/Blackwood, Soderblom/Mrazek)

Fav goalie to watch, who will always have a place in my heart? Joey Daccord! He has anime-protagonist levels of skill and he is a joy to watch in net. Truly creative, proactive, and unique. I see him going very far.

🔟 what would be your jersey number?

17! For the first two serial numbers of the Enterprise NCC-1701

🏒 what team would you love to play for?

PWHL New York, because women+teal <3

❤️‍🔥 who is your favourite player currently?

Thinking endlessly about Brock Faber. Girlies (gn) know I’ve been writing an essay about him for like a month, which has blossomed into something well beyond the scope of what I originally wanted to write.

👀 a trade that hurt you emotionally?

I haven’t been around ice hockey long enough for a trade to hurt me yet, but I’m not unfamiliar with trade heartbreak!

I have been in esports for years, and the first trade that fucked me up was support player ArK getting traded from the New York Excelsior to the Washington Justice. It was 5 years ago, the meta had shifted away from ArK’s best heroes, and the bombshell dropped on twitter. I was devastated. The NYXL core had been together through so much, I thought. They existed pre-Overwatch League, as LW Blue and LW Red. They were a family.

They reunited, briefly, during OWL All-Stars, and every moment of it hurt. ArK retired in 2020 after leading the Washington Justice to the North American Division Playoffs, where they came 3rd.

Many such trades and team implosions happened after ArK, but you never forget your first! 

🌈 what is your experience on hockeyblr so far?

Pretty amazing! I wrote a whole love letter to the kraken, sharks tag has some very funny characters who are very unserious about everything but very lovingly devoted to our losers, I’m too shy to talk in the wild tag too often but I hope this changes, the ducks tag is a wasteland populated by me and maybe 2 other people and we never seem to be blogging at the same time, and the one (1) person currently active in the vegas tag is quite possibly the sweetest person alive (!!!) they’ve been so excited to tell me about them, to welcome me and share their love!!!

The PWHL holds a very very dear place in my heart, I feel very tender and protective about it so I’m pretty quiet — but when I do venture into the tag it’s been a fun time!!!

I am putting out tentative feelers for the AIHL and the handful of people who’ve chimed in to show their support has been incredibly heartening and I look forward to writing propaganda for them when the time comes!!! <3

tag people you'd like to know these about ☺️🏒🖤

its. way way way way too late to be doing this but i guess im reviving the meme! absolutely feel no pressure to participate: @wehaveagathering @puckinggoalies @skybluerin @ppepohappy @belowthedepths if you'd like to participate consider yourself tagged by me!

[rutgersmcgroarty]

hockey asks: 2a + 2b

2a - build a starting lineup based on looks

logan hutsko - shane pinto - matt boldy

owen power - jamie drysdale

spencer knight

lmao i spot a lot of former boston college players

2b - build a starting lineup for comedic effect

im just gonna merge the Minnesota and Wisconsin teams from last season because they very much don't like each other and i think that that would be hilarious

roman ahcan - scott reedy - cole caufield

brock faber - ty emberson

jack lafontaine