#im telling you schmoopie does this to sooga

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

PLEASE LET US SEE A CONTINUATION OF YOUR LAST POST WITH SOOGA WALKING AROUND THE BASE IN LINGERIE THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLE 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Knew you guys would fucking ask xD. Let's go.

"Come on, loser! You know the rules!"

Sooga sighed. Being without much clothing was shameful to most, but to a Yiga, it was akin to a goddamn crime. Yet here he was, black fishnets, black bra, and black panties. All of it seemed BARELY able to contain his body, and he was fairly certain Kohga did that on purpose. Sooga held onto his frame, hesitant to walk out in so much exposed skin.

"M...must I? Letting everyone see me like this a crime-"

"Only crime is how fucking HUGE you look in those panties. Come now, don't make me command you, Sooga."

Sooga took a deep breath, before just making himself walk out alongside Master Kohga. To say Sooga got looks was putting it lightly. Showing your ANKLES was considered a bit whore ish, Sooga was full on scandalous. The looks he got from various foot soldiers, the looks from some blade masters even, bore into his soul, and he wanted to hide in a shell. It didn't help that Kohga just HAD to stop to talk to Cil. The ONE guy Sooga just couldn’t get along with.

"Cil? I need you to handle inventory tonight."

"Again? Master Kohga, last I checked, it was Soog-”

“Sooga’s gonna be busy, as you can see. Hop to it, big guy.”

“...Yes, Master Kohga. Right away.”

Cil cringed as he walked past Sooga, getting right to his task. Sooga sighed into his hand, groaning loudly.

“Master Kohga, everyone is staring.”

“Course! You look HOT, Sooga! Come here, let me give you a kiss, make it better.”

It didn’t. Sooga loved his kisses, especially when Kohga made him lean down to do so. It was just...so many eyes on him. So many who were curious, fascinated, disgusted, or all three. Sooga parted the kiss for a moment, clearing his throat.

“Do I look bad in this?”

“What? Course not! It’s just because my guy looks SO good in it! I-oh. Sooga what’s today?”

“Thursday.”

“I owe you an apology then.”

Kohga pointed behind him. Zelda, Mipha, Link, and Revali were standing right fucking there. Zelda was the only one trying not to look, honestly. Sooga turned to Kohga, trying not to lose his goddamn mind.

“Please tell me the bet is over.”

“Yeah....no. Sorry, no exceptions big guy, you’re gonna have to live. Mipha, Link! How are you guys?”

He walked over to give them a hug, but they were both a bit...busy, clearly. Kohga went on as if no one could see that Sooga was fucking packing in those panties.

“I take it that means ‘I’m doing great’. Sooga,”

Kohga forced Sooga to bend down again, in order to cup his cheeks in his hands.

“Be a sweetie, and take these guests to the tea room. Especially Mipha, you know she’s a VIP here.”

Sooga tried not to dwell on the nickname as he nodded.

“Yes, Master Kohga. Right away.”

“Thank you, Schmoopie~”

With another kiss to his cheek, Sooga had all of them (minus Revali, because Kohga was a dick like that). Sooga had them all follow him. No one said anything the whole way there, until Sooga had them all sit down in the room. Mipha, unable to take it, suddenly just blurted out the obvious.

“You have a giant boner, Sooga.”

Sooga looked down at himself, and sure enough. She was right. Sooga forced himself to cross his legs in a panic, despite the pain.

“I’m sorry, terribly. I-its just Master Kohga-”

“Nice cock, bro.”

“LINK!”

Today, was a weird day.