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Hello TCG player. You have said that Duel Masters is a "Yugioh ripoff". In front of you is a computer with 38 volumes of Matsumoto Shigenobu's 1999-2009 Duel Masters manga. You have to read through all of it and write a full thesis about the story of Kirifuda Shobu based on what you have read with 100% accuracy. Should you fail that, the bomb placed below the chair you're tied to will explode. Good luck.
#duel masters#im tagging this idgaf#yes parody of that tokim/emo post in case that wasn't clear#also goes to any of you fuckers mischaracterizing shobu or saying duema is immemorable without the gag dub!!! ONTO THE SAW TRAP FOR YOU!!!#yall clearly never witness the horrors of duema SX and it shows :(
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I love that idols can be full on pedophiles, racist or pervert freaks and no one cares BUT god forbid a 32 year old man goes to a club and hangs out with hot women (his age!) during the 7 years he was INACTIVE as an idol AND for it to only be brought back as a "controversial" issue and subsequently has his career ruined along with his members
#no offense but like fuck kpop fans#karam was like the best singer on the show#and now he and jay+injun have to leave peak time#because of THIS bullshit controversy#mtxt#like. come on#please ruin the careers of idols that deserve it#im tagging this idgaf#peak time#dgna#peaktime#also if it wasnt obvious this was sarcasm
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ride it like you own it — enha legal line ab riding (+their extra kinks!)
cw: meandom!hee, omorashi, daddy!jay, shibari, blindfolding, footjobs, bondage, petplay. degradation (whore, slut), (pussy) spanking, tit play, everyone is a freak
wc: 1.8k
a/n: this is in no way supposed to be an accurate portrayal of enhypen. if the warnings make you uncomfortable just scroll away lmfao. wrote this for my freakhoonz and my freakhoonz only (hence legal line and not just hyung line im crying)
minors dni, 18+ only.
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heeseung recently discovered what omorashi is after overhearing you discuss it in great detail on a group call with your girlfriends. of course, you don’t know that he knows, so when he’s offering you an absurd amount of water the next day, you’re just thinking that he’s being such a caring boyfriend.
which, he is, of course—a caring boyfriend with an ulterior motive.
when you’ve finally made it to your bedroom after a long day with heeseung claiming “the plumbing doesn’t work, might as well kill some time, huh, baby?” you find yourself straddling his naked torso, trying to no avail to press your thighs together.
already feeling embarrassed, you beg him for the thousandth time to let you get off him go to the bathroom, promising you’ll flush the toilet when the plumbing works again.
“babe, please, let me go, i promise, we can play after you let me go!”
he ignores your whines in favor of asking his own question. “where does it hurt, baby?” he asks you with feigned innocence. with a finger, he pokes your own abdomen, right over where your bladder is. you flinch, which only cues him to poke you there again, even harder. a few droplets of piss squirt out from your ignored cunt.
“h-heeseung!”
“this turns you on, doesn't it?” he smirks up at you. “dirty slut.”
“n-no!”“no?” he repeats mockingly, taking hold of your hips with a firm grip and grinding you against his abs, spreading the fluid starting to leak out of you over his sweat-beaded skin. it’s downright dirty, but neither of you particularly gives a fuck. “i’ve teased you enough today, haven’t i, lovely? why don’t you go ahead and make a mess on me? let go, wanna see how nasty you are for me.”
the rest under the cut!
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jay tied you up so prettily with only the most expensive rope that’s specifically made for shibari. the material itself is pink; it’s cool and soft against your hot, flushed skin, but it’s tied so tight in a pattern that has your wrists locked tight behind your back and your tits held up, showing them off to your boyfriend. why are you tied up so cruelly like this, unable to touch your boyfriend beneath u?
well, because… you’d flirted with heeseung to make him jealous, of course.
“you touched him tonight. a little too much. so what gives you the right to touch me?” he’d growled in your ear. “you’re lucky i’m even playing with you, slut.”
“b-but—”
“shh. i don’t wanna hear you speak unless you’re apologizing to me, got it?”
obediently, your mouth stays shut until he orders you to answer him. “‘m sorry, jay.”
“jay? who’s that?”
“i’m sorry, daddy!”
he taps your hip, and you know what to do: grind your cunt on his abs.
you’re crying, incoherent babbling, unable to even beg him to let you cum because you want to prove to him that you can be a good girl for him despite the little stunt you pulled at jake’s party a few hours ago. you’ve got to be the luckiest girl in the world the way jay can’t stay mad at you for long, because he finally, finally lands a few sharp slaps on your sore cunt, saying, “cum, slut,” as he does.
and you do; you cum hard, soaking his abs until they glisten, messy with your juices.
he looks up at you with a smirk. “i’m guessing you’re going to piss me off like that again, huh?”
you smile back at him. “mm, only if it ends like this.”
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jake likes to play games. tonight, he has you blindfolded, forced to guess what body part he’s making you rub your clothed cunt against in a pathetic attempt to get off. both of you know that it just doesn’t feel as good as when his cock is nestled snugly inside your greedy hole, but he’d promised you that he’d fuck you until your eyes crossed if you just let him have this first.
“alright, puppy, sit down,” he says, his voice louder in your ears due to your sense of sight being restricted. everything else is heightened, even the scent of his cologne and the taste of his spit in your mouth.
just because you know each other’s bodies so well, you immediately call out your answer. it’s the hard bone of his knee, pushed hard against your clit to the point that it hurts a little.
“good girl… alright,” he says, adjusting himself into a different position while your hips are raised above his body. “you can sit down again.”
this one is a little more confusing because of how delirious you are with the need to have him fuck you already. there’s no fucking way he’s making you hump his fucking shin, right? frustrated, you rip off your blindfold to see his veiny forearm in between your thighs.
“needy little thing.” the thing about jake, though, is that he’s understanding. you taking your blindfold off isn’t disobedient to him so much as it is a clear display of how much you absolutely need him.
he strokes his cock to the sight of your fucked-out, drooling face, not allowing you to come near him again until he cums on his toned stomach.
“okay, pup. come sit on me, clean up this mess with your pussy. gonna get it wet enough for me to slide right in you, hm?”
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sunghoon loves you so much, he’s the type to let you try anything (within reason). so when you look at him with cute, pleading doe eyes, asking him so sweetly and shyly if you can try to ride his abs while giving him a footjob, he’s already stripped naked and lying on the bed before you can even finish your sentence.
“come on, pretty princess,” he urges you, squirming underneath your hips so he can feel your slick cunt drool all over his abs. “what’re you waiting for?”
“h-hold on, hoonie,” you mumble. you put your ankles over his thighs, fidgeting around until the soles of your feet find his hard cock. “‘s harder than i thought it would be.”
he hisses as you caress his length between your feet. “holy fuck, baby.”
“i’m gonna try moving now, okay?” you say, and he hums in agreement, taking your hands in his to help you stay balanced. he runs a reassuring thumb over yours as you start to rock your hips on him, pressing your pussy against his smooth skin. and then you feel it, his happy trail scratching gently against your clit. “aah, fuck, sunghoon!”
“sensitive little girl, aren’t you?” he coos. “keep going baby, feels so good. use me to make yourself feel good, okay?”
you nod your head obediently, wanting to be good for your loving boyfriend. as you pick up the pace, you can feel beads of precum on the soles of your feet. using this as your encouragement, you ride him harder, your tits bouncing in his face enticingly. sunghoon lets go of your hands to grab at them, kneading them in his soft palms, thumbs flicking over your nipples. this makes you cry out and squirm, your toes curling around the tip of his cock.
“fuck, princess, right there, gonna cum, oh, fuck!”
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sunoo is not-so-secretly a sadist whenever he’s on top. he enjoys a bit of predicament bondage every now and then, and this is one of those times. he’s lying down on your bed, head almost dangling off the foot of it, with you straddling his bare abdomen. your back is to the headboard, where the end of your leash is wrapped around one of the bedposts.
every time you grind forward, the leash pulls your collar tight around your neck, and when you push your hips back, the chain gives you enough slack to catch your breath.
to make matters worse, your boyfriend is stronger than you, what with him spending more and more time with his hyungs at the gym. so he controls your movements, never allowing you to loosen your collar for more than a few seconds at a time.
“grind faster, whore,” he hisses, his hand coming down to spank your ass. “or i won’t let you cum.”
“no, please,” you beg through choked gasps of air. “please, sunoo, don’t! I’ll… i’ll be good, promise!”
it truly is always the innocent-looking ones who are the nastiest. he lifts you off him briefly to reach down and pull his cock up so it rests on his lower abdomen. “there, slut, maybe humping my cock will motivate you to do what you’re told.”
holding back more tears, you cry out, “thank you, thank you! please! please, can i cum?”
“you can,” he teases. “but i’m not done with you yet.”
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jungwon is your cute little nerd of a boyfriend. he might have been inexperienced, but his porn search history said otherwise. not that he was an addict or anything, but he seemed curious about a lot of things. one of the keywords that kept popping up when you were snooping on his computer was petplay.
so imagine his surprise when he comes over to your apartment to find you in the bedroom dressed in a tiny crop top and skirt combo, topped off with… bunny ears.
immediately, at the sight of you, you can see a tent form in his baggy sweatpants. you beckon him over to your bed and order him to undress and lie down.
“y-you’re…you’re a pretty bunny,” he stutters out, his hands immediately reaching to cup your ass.
you nod, making the little bells on your bunny ear headband chime along with your movements. “mhmm. seems like my baby likes it?” you purr in his ear, starting to rock your hips along the hard lines of his abs.
“i d-do.”
“mm. i thought i’d do something nice for you, since you’ve been working so hard lately.”
he whimpers, hands fumbling around you. you’re about to ask him what he’s doing when you feel your panties being ripped off you. “wonie, what—”
out of impatience, he shoves you down his abs so roughly that his cock, lubed up from all the precum he’s been leaking, slips into you, making you scream in surprise. “nngh, fuck, bunny, ‘m sorry, i couldn’t help myself!”
you guess you’ll edge him another time.
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taglist: (literally just freakhoonz lmfao) @karinasbaby @enha-stars @intromortal @heeslomll @venomhee
#🀄️thoughts#sunghoon smut#park sunghoon smut#sunghoon hard thoughts#heeseung smut#jay smut#jake smut#jungwon smut#jaeyun smut#enhypen smut#sunoo smut#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen hard hours#enhypen hard headcanons#heeseung hard thoughts#jay hard thoughts#enha jake smut#jake sim smut#these fuckass tags im crying#idgaf anymore its like 1am
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find another role, carry on the show
#EDIT IT DIDNT SAVE MY TAGS. hey so this post got a thousand notes huh. interesting. surely nothing will change#i'll leave all the old tags. for my thought process. and its kinda funny#take a bow stupid idiot (throws a tomato at them)#in stars and time#isat#siffrin#siffrin no middle names no last name ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧#... or is it. Smiles#i'd like to draw mira for her birthday but um (hasnt open artfight website in a few days) im scared.#also i have NICE ASKS TO ANSWER.... But im scared. give me a minute#Uawaaaaagh i drew this bc i was trying to animate a little bit but it just . Didnt look good. im not good ag 2d animation#tch. ill keep trying cause there ar e way too many songs that and now about isat because i have brain worms. i need amvs.#IM SCARED TO POST THINGS THAT ARE SPOILERY BECAUSE I WANT MY FRIENDS TO PLAY ISAT. BUT.#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#sasasap#sasasa:p#WHAT IS THE PROLOGUES TAG.#tshirt that says 'i <3 killing the image in the mirror and taking its place' on the fromt#and a list of megan thee stallions tour dates on the back. お金稼ぐ俺らはスター#Im kind of tempted to edit this to be the versiom with the eyes. or maybe twt can have that. or. well#all of my friends are on twt (trombone slide sfx) so maybe thats where i should worry about spoilers.#ill see if i want to slap an eyepatch on them in the morning#Im one of those people who was like idgaf about twohats (lets it simmer for a week) Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohmy god#EDIT. i swapped it out for the Eyes version it should be fine as long as its tagged formspoilers right...#ill post eyepatch vers on twt partly bc spoilers but also ppl over there can be .. annoying ..... ....#i fear i would get 800 You Forgot The Eyepatch replies. PLEASE JUST SEE MY VISION.#[BANGING MY HANDS ON THE GLASS] HIS HAND. LIKE IN THE PROLOGUE. WHEN THEYE. HANDS. HELD[EXPLOSION
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you know what sure heres a ridiculously massive dump of all my old art from my side (tinteduse) that i kindof regret making. had and still having weird feelings about how all over the place my art tends to be (which is how that account was born) now i feel bad that they arent on my main becuz who cares. my blog my posts my images my art my mess etc. drawing those was very fun i enjoyed what the turgles did to my style back then. sorry for the toxic colors pensive emoji
#i know i just said i dont like posting dumps but i am not posting those individually. i dont want 2 reblog them either#every time i get into a thing im liek ok we should make a side blog NAW and i have to grow out of that everyone look what im into rn. idgaf#warvel comic remains a tinteduse exclusive......goodnight sweet prince#rottmnt#tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise raph#rise leo#rise donnie#rise mikey#art tag#image heavy#..sorry#eye strain#bright colors#sorry agairn
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DC? More D See these NUTS!!!
#harvey’s arts and stuff#dc#im gonna have to tag a bunch of shit huh#billy batson#shazam#captain marvel dc#damian wayne#darla dudley#conner kent#tim drake#jon kent#cassie sandsmark#bart allen#bruce wayne#richard grayson#and apollo is there subbing in for achilles while hes visiting his bf#i think its funny to have the gods just sub in for each other sometimes#like heracles is on mandatory vacation and Hades is subbing in for the day#its probably not canon but idgaf#once again this is my universe now and I make the rules#i’m taking the action figures from my brothers room and playing stories#*smacks the superboy and red robin action figures together*
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dating one of the karasuno boys & kissing them at ukai's convenience store only for him to yell
"CLEAN UP ON AISLE 7" at the top of his lungs
#i had to get this out of my head#mitskicain where are u mitskicain#come forth mitskicain#im putting this on my masterlist for a future fic#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu headcanons#LOL NOT ME TAGGING THIS#idgaf if this would work better in a grocery store#thats not what ukai owns
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in light of the recent news.....
#clone high#doodles#IM SO FUCKING MISERABLE DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#LOL!!!!#GOOD DAY TO BE A CLONE HIGH FAN I GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#idgaf i aint tagging all these guys
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a lightbulb exploded when I thought to make his head a welders mask
#i want to draw him and soundwave standing 2 inches from each other as a form of intimacy#idgaf abt what anyone says. im keeping his fucking antennas on his mask. his lil shockwaves#tfp shockwave#transformers prime#shockwave#tf shockwave#transformers#humanformers#is it ok to use the humanformers tag for gijinkas? i remember it being used but idk if its only for canon designs
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i dont think the world talks about this enoguh. crowley and aziraphale
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jackson and danny because i miss them...
#f slurs...#pixar cars#cars#cars 3#jackson storm#danny swervez#im kind of formulating them cause i dont know anything about nascar#and quite frankly. idgaf enough to care! put these guys in teams and more fuckable cars#this is like them in their first season...#waugh. augh#my art#f1 au#<— tagging it now
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#how did we GET here.#why do i ship Rhaenicent??? ask the people who make the FAWKING show!!!!!!!#mine#(not the tweet obviously ❤️)#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#house of the dragon#hotd#rhaenicent#yes im tagging everything im soaring on cloud 9 IDGAF!!!!
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I love Mel and I'm glad so many people agree on her beauty, she is a gorgeous, breathtakingly majestic black woman and I'm glad she's appreciated but istg mfs only ever talking about how attractive she is rather than her intelligence and complex morality.
Everyone wants a morally grey woman character until she's black suddenly it's crickets in the crowd. Ik it's not usually intentional but (typically white) people have such an inate unwillingness to discuss poc (Especially woc) characters beyond surface level and it's annoying asf
#implicit bias#or whatever#im black tag#do i main tag this... usually idgaf but like i dont rlly fw the arcane fandom and fear in liable to get jumped 💀#white fandom#arcane#grahah doing it anyway bc i want organization on my blog please good white liberals do not attack me..#moth.txt#mel medarda
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Their dynamic is endlessly funny to me. Imagine you're trying so hard to be taken seriously but this one girl canNOT stop coping with her creepy job and how boring it is by just being unabashedly silly all the time, and she KNOWS it pisses you off and does it anyway.
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my collection of freaks !
#Ive been on the fps grindd its like i cant draw anything else#serious sam#blood 1997#postal 2#and Gordon is there at the end but im not tagging half life idgaf too insignificant#hellfire and rodriguez in the 2nd one cause i dont draw them enough and i like themmm#falseflea art tag
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#i dont know what possessed me to draw these clothing folds so well#i might have already posted this but its not in the tags so i might as weelll#im probably not gonna 'finish' this... but idk#never say never#it looks good as is tbh#doodle#my art#putting it into both tags bc#its not exactly finished but its not exactly unfinished#you have to admit the clothing folds look really good.#thief#thief gold#thief the dark project#thief game#thief the metal age#<- MIGHT AS WELL. WHO GIVE A FUCK#thief garrett#garrett thief#idgaf.
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