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LLSIF Things 32: 2 years in Idol Hell

I don’t have a problem...

EN

1st MF and there’s a ticket!!! Woo. This doesn’t make up for the lack of tickets in the CF until we get another one tho...

So, that Aqours scouting box, eh? P nice stuff. Pleased with this. Shame I am too poor for more bc I went onto the subreddit and everyone seems to be getting 2UR pulls.

1 year on... Stats

The past year in idol hell has been well-documented in these LLSIF Things posts. But let’s have a look at how far I’ve come in numbers (bc I like numbers)

I gained 63 ranks (from 164 to 227) which gained me an extra 3 hours and 6 mins away from idol hell (LP from 107 to 138).

I have had 243 new members grace my member list (from 292 to 535). My UR count went from 1 idolised UR to 6 idolised URs and 2 unidolised. This time last year we had no SSRs in the game, but now I have 8 idolised SSRs and 6 unidolised. We also had no seal idolisation, so I only had 5 idolised SRs and 39 unidolised, but after 4.0 and spending 1100 gems I’d saved, I now have 39 idolised SRs and 56 unidolised. 

1 year ago I had more SR+ of Kotori than any other member, and the least of  Hanayo and Nozomi. Through solo boxes and sheer determination to have more Hanayos in my life, I have turned this around so I now have the most of Hanayo and the least of Kotori. In further determination I have the most You cards in terms of Aqours (and the least of Dia). 

Finally, the centre I used to display proudly to all my friends was Detective Hanayo, a smile SR. Now I proudly show off Cooking Hanayo (or Candy Maid as I’ve also heard it called), a cool UR with a skill level of 4.

In terms of merch...I’ve gone from a set of Petits and a strap to 2 nendoroids, an Alter figure, an Ichiban Kuji figure, and too many straps. My wallet cries. 

JP

Thanks for my guaranteed - 

?????????? How did i fuck up

Thank you for my guarant-

im fucing crying

Something good??

:( tfw no ticket. u had 2 chances!!

Helix

Not Enough.

im so fukin poor. So I’m just like buying the event points lel

I’ve never bought BTs from the shop, but Helix was too poor for the step-up box (tfw I did my final Angel Mari scout minutes before seeing the post on Reddit). And my Dad’s got into the game and he said he was saving for the 25BT scout, but I wanted him to experience a 5BT, so seeing as Helix is rich in seals, I spent a few.

I let him push the button.

OH MY GOD

I LITERALLY GOT THIS FROM THE LAST HELIX BT SCOUT. HE ALSO HAS THIS CARD. A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

This is the 2nd naturally idolised UR I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing. tfw JP is still lacking in this department.

SUGOIIII. what a time to be alive. I can’t wait for Helix to have money so I can level her and skill her.

My Dad’s account

Look right, I wasn’t going to post about his account, but he sent my some screenshots and I must share.

So, I videoed my EN step-up account and sent it to him, telling him that 30 gems is a great deal and he should do it. Being a new player he had nothing to lose really. He sends me the shot and asks, ‘should I idolised the SR?’

BOI HE DIDNT EVEN SEE THE UR AT FIRST. That was an after thought like ‘oh look I got a UR!” I congratulated him. Such a good scorer too.

So he goes on and does the 2nd step.

???????? ANOTHER ONE? I’m salty this time bc anyone who has read any of my posts will know I desire a 9% smile UR more than anything these days. But the game also threw him an SSR and two SRs (he could idolise that Riko). Dis bitch is 2/3 of the way to tricolours!

He clearly spent the day getting more gems, because it wasn’t until that evening that I got to see the final step. I told him it was definitely worth it to get another SSR at least.

????????????? 3 SRS and a UR. Another UR. Another 9% smile UR. My salt mines are overflowing. And initial Chika is a p sick scorer too. Wew. Still, I congratulated him after sharing my salt. Tbh I’m secretly glad he didn’t get tricolours haha.

Bandori

For some unknown reason I wanted to try and get into multiple idol hells. I mean, I think 3 accounts of SIF is enough to be getting on with tbh.

So I thought I’d do a scout

I was going to do this one bc it was a guaranteed 4 star

But I think you have to buy stars?? Like you can’t use the F2P ones?? Ok then

so I picked this box

I like that despite being a card for 1 girl, it still has multiple characters.

And then the game crashed and I didn’t see the rest of my scout.

I got another 3 star tho!

My scout is the last 8.

But I won’t continue with Bandori sadly. My iPad mini is too old to cope with these shiny graphics and slightly 3D models. It kept force-closing the app. I’m surprised I persisted long enough to scout tbh. It p much wouldn’t play stories, even after choosing the light-weight option. And I tried to play an expert song to see how bad the lag was (bc it was apparent on Easy), and it was so bad that about 30 seconds in the app just force-closed. Which is a real shame. 

Looks like I’ll just have to live in SIF idol hell.