#im sure quails can kidney fail you in real life too
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lirri-eats-eyes · 1 year ago
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more skyborn hidden talent headcanons
Flamingo: you can’t kill them via salt poisoning
Macaw: pattern recognition/they can immediately make tesselation patterns even with their eyes closed
Gull: good at running (with legs). you also can’t kill them via salt poisoning
Osprey: extremely good balance. if they catch colds they become a normal amount of balanced
Heron: extremely good reaction time
Swallow: they have demetrace that’s enough. Fr though, they’ve memorized Moh’s hardness scale, and can measure specific gravity just by holding a rock, which i think scientists are lying about. like i think they just made that up.
Hummingbird: superspeed/no negative effects after sugar intake
Quail: if they hate you hard enough they can kidney fail you
Quetzal: they can see shrimp colors
Crow: fucking around and finding out
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