#im sure he can make fade sex magic work and be excellent

[emmg]

So you’re telling me these all-powerful Lich Lords of the Necropolis can figure out how to live forever but can’t stop their bodies from rotting?

Yeah, okay, sure, whatever the fuck you say

Just a bullshit excuse to turn Emmrich into a badass-looking skeleton for the aesthetics

Couldn’t let the poor bastard keep his moustache or his dick

Now he’s stuck finger-blasting Rook with crusty-ass mummy fingers or some weird Fade magic nonsense for the rest of eternity. No head. Ever. Just a lifetime of awkward necromantic hand stuff. What a fucking deal