✗✗✗ you see [ kaleb yıldırım ] around lately? yeah i heard that the [ cis male ] is up to no good. [ he / him ] has been here for [ five years ] now but they’re still pretty [ abrasive ] which is fine because they’re also [ debonair ] so it balances out. the [ twenty-eight ] year old [ hitman for hire ] actually looks like a lot like [ alperen duymaz ], don’t you think? it’s best to watch out, though, because it’s been said that they’re really into [ strong cigarettes & even stronger whiskey ].
hey, hello, hi, bonjour! s’up buttercups? ‘tis i, your friendly neighbourhood loser chrissie ( a.k.a an irish doofus who is utter plot trash and the actual WORST at keeping track with discord messages, oops ) and i’m super duper excited to be here among you fab human beings! anywho, this is my first kiddo kaleb and he is … how do you say … morally grey. basically his morals are very questionable in every aspect. but! on the plus side, he’s very talented and good at his job even if he is ruthless and callous, oop. he is … the worst and also lowkey messed up inside tbh so pls excuse his blunt and sarcastic nature. plot-wise i’m open to literally anything and everything so come at me with any ideas ya got! i’m always diggity down to spit ball ideas and form some dope connections so pls feel free to invade my ims or hmu on le cord ( chrissie.#9606 ) and we can brainstorm until our heart’s content! if ya wanna, go ahead and light that lil grey heart up red and i’ll shimmy my butt your way for all of the good stuff. anywho, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty, shall we?
fundamentals.
KALEB EMER YILDIRIM — twenty-eight, hitman for hire, + one snarky son of a gun / troubled dude with daddy issues / all issues tbh !
aesthetics ➤ dried blood caked into the grooves of cut knuckles, the lingering scent of smoke and gasoline, silver slivers of past scarring, five o’clock shadow peppering a blunt jawline, discolourations of blue and purple decorating battered hands, a subtle smirk etched upon a devious countenance, calloused fingertips riddled with small paper cuts, dark circles under almost-black eyes, the noise of screeching tires in the middle of the night, a tall stature adorned in all-black attire, ghosts of bruises staining calloused skin green, a scuffed zippo lighter in a pack of marlboros containing only one cigarette, white shirts with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows, a sly grin under stormy dark eyes, a sniper on the roof of a deserted building, the roar of a car engine, & clenched, white-knuckled fists.
nicknames. kal.
date of birth. november third.
gender. cis male.
pronouns. he + him.
birthplace. manhattan, nyc.
orientation. bisexual + aromantic.
education. bachelor of music degree obtained from manhattan school of music.
spoken languages. can speak fluent english, turkish, spanish, & french.
negative traits. haughty, abrasive, enigmatic, cynical, temperamental, calculating, hedonistic, distant, sarcastic, & volatile.
positive traits. adept, diligent, charming, resilient, candid, adept, charming, audacious, determined, & resourceful.
strengths. efficient, energetic, self-confident, strong-willed, strategic thinker, charismatic, & inspiring.
weaknesses. stubborn, dominant, intolerant, impatient, arrogant, poor handling of emotions, cold, & ruthless.
talents. piano, retaining information, memory recall, lock-picking, carjacking, hand-to-hand combat, automobile knowledge, tracking people down, & excellent problem-solving abilities.
physiology. dark brown eyes. dark brown hair. six feet, one inch tall. of a lean, broad stature with a straight posture and evident height. has a few silvery scars littered across his skin. has a few tattoos in a few less visible places. is ambidextrous.
psychology. scorpio zodiac. water element. slytherin house. entj-a. chaotic neutral. type eight enneagram. choleric temperament. interpersonal intelligence type. addicted to alcohol, tobacco, prescription drugs, cocaine, and cannabis. suffers from addiction and insomnia. his vices are lust, wrath and pride. his virtues are ... honestly, probably just diligence tbh.
background.
possible triggers : infidelity, divorce, alcoholism, drug abuse, cancer, death, car crash, funeral, blood, murder, suicide mention, gun mention, & various references to death and murder.
a synopsis. ah, here he is—my tol, troubled, grouchy son : ' ) don't u just adore ur resident trashy, snarky, but precious and sad fuckboi muse? bc i know I DO! anyways, before i digress, i'll cut to the chase. so, waaay before he blessed the universe with his presence, his mother ( who was originally from turkey ) moved to the states where she met one alexander hale. you can probably guess the rest: the pair married, they had children, everything seemed to be going swimmingly, yada yada. here’s a lil background: the hale family—a line of manhattan-born businessmen / lawyers / diplomats etc. they're dripping in wealth, not always as squeaky clean as they portray themselves as to be. kaleb’s dad was a douche, expected both of his sons to follow in his shadow and become lawyers, ran around behind his wife's back: the whole shoot and shebang of a classic a-hole. he always kind of ignored kaleb in favour of his eldest son joshua so kaleb kinda became hard-hearted and resentful due to the lack of his father's attention. skip a few years and he spied his dad cheating on his mother with his secretary though he refused to tell another soul for fear of any potential backlash. soon enough, his mother found this out for herself, their argument ruined his thirteenth birthday party then they divorced soon after. his mother fell off the wagon, became terminally ill—all while his father was remarrying and expecting a daughter with his secretary. it was a hella rough two years for kaleb. it got even worse. eventually, his mother passed away and his step-mother divorced his father to breeze off into the sunset with her new lover; leaving her daughter with her piss-poor excuse of a dad. at this point, kaleb was lonely and angry but adopted the role of his step-sister's protector, shielding her from their father's increasing substance abuse induced violence. just before his seventeenth birthday, his father died in a car crash. of course, he didn't entirely mourn the loss. almost immediately, he and his younger sister moved in with their elder brother who helped kaleb get into university. with dear ole dad out of the picture, he could finally pursue his interest and flair for music. after he graduated, he moved to santa ysabel with his brother and brother's family. in the beginning, things were going fine. yeah, sure, he was struggling for work and felt bad that his brother had to keep him afloat. normal stuff. then, one day, things quickly turned sour in his world. [ TRIGGER FOR GORE, BLOOD, SUICIDE MENTION, GUN MENTION, MURDER, DEATH ] he’d came home to find the locks on the doors busted, advancing into the house carefully only to find his brother’s lifeless corpse crumbled on the kitchen tiles: his throat and wrists slashed, posed as a suicide. of course, kaleb knew better. he knew his brother; knew he would never leave him or his family. upon further inspection of the house, he’d discovered the body of his wife upstairs: a bullet hole between her eyes. [ TRIGGER OVER ] the whole ordeal was enough to turn his stomach but once the sickness had subsided, all kaleb felt was a strong thirst for blood. sure, it was pretty damn stupid to try and seek revenge or whatnot ... but kaleb had always been one to let his heart guide his brain. anyways, time skip now to the moment he’d uncovered his brother’s entanglement with some dodgy loan shark, drug dealing criminals who were responsible for his murder. in the end, he’d hunted them down and eradicated them one by one, over a span of weeks. at first, he hated himself and what his desire for vengeance had turned him into but he kept going until he’d got them all: until he’d grown numb. truthfully, how he wound up taking lives for a living is beyond him. he woke up one day, found himself hired by some big-wig businessman who wanted rid of his business partner and et voilà, he was tangled up in the dark side of existence. i mean, was he blackmailed into doing his first paid hit? yes. but who can blame him? especially when they claimed to have intel regarding the sudden demise of a prominent figure in the criminal underbelly of the city, a.k.a his brother’s killer. it was a risk kaleb simply couldn’t take. he prefers to keep himself anonymous, hidden behind shadows, unsuspecting. death has become a job. nothing more. nothing less. it’s simply the algorithm of his existence: receive a dossier, take care of the target, get paid a hefty lump sum. and all just for enacting a stranger’s revenge in the blood of another. he moves like a deadly phantom, his footsteps light as a feather, whipping through the night like a bullet through a target’s skull. sartre claims that hell is other people. and if you were to stare into kaleb’s eyes—eyes eerily similar to having been cut from coal—you might just see hell and everyone in it staring right back at you. as nietzsche wrote: “ he who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. and if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. ”
random extras.
he has a lot of small scars over his body, most of which he can’t account for or has forgotten about.
owns and drives a black 1969 boss 429 mustang which he loves arguably more than he loves himself.
speaking of, he actually is full of self-hatred so don’t let the haughtiness fool you.
trusts nobody but himself and is loyal to nobody but himself.
has a lot of anger issues so often ends up taking part in underground fights.
he rates around a solid three on the kinsey scale.
is a distant person; closed-off emotionally and prefers to keep himself to himself.
when it comes to whether or not he is morally decent or an extremely bad person, he is somewhere in the middle of that spectrum.
he isn’t heartless but he isn’t exactly compassionate either.
kind of shady but knows how to pass himself as charming.
has been thru sum shit n seen sum shit so he’s v messed up inside.
though he does have a soft spot for animals and children.
his marksmanship is impeccable.
he’s naturally gifted with firearms and his shot is always on point.
dark eyes and bruised knuckles are his ultimate aesthetic tbh.
actually really appreciates classical music, though he’ll never tell. blame it on his piano lessons from childhood.
speaking of piano, he’s low key gifted at playing although he rarely does these days.
has a very short fuse and can lose his temper quite easily.
he has a good heart and good intentions when it comes to those he actually cares about although he’ll never let this show.
favourite coping mechanism? isolation.
a bit of a lone wolf. he keeps people at arm’s length but acts in a way where people are under the illusion he’s their friend.
basically the tall, dark and handsome trope: ( most of the tall, dark and handsome men display aloof, cold and distant personality but they do have a gentle and caring side. )
is a little snarky and grumpy but if you manage to break this exterior, you’ll find he’s quite witty and easy going.
he got into fighting at a young age. it was the only way to try and learn how to defend himself against his father.
sleep?? he doesn’t know her.
tends to repress his emotions until he explodes.
healthy coping mechanisms?? he doesn’t know them either.
is prone to pushing the self destruct button.
you can find a pinterest board for him by clicking anywhere here.
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babysitter!bts | combined ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: bts as babysitters!
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↳ summary: bts as… you guessed it.
witch!bts | combined ・, ☾.
↳summary: witch, please.
⎡NAMJOON⎦
college boyfriend!namjoon | ・, ♥︎.
↳ summary: namjoon borrows radio dj!yoongi’s studio once in a while and falls for his cute assistant along the way. college!au.
happy birthday, experiment 255 | ⦿, ♥︎, ☁︎, ☾.
↳ summary: namjoon is experiment 255, the latest model in a series of humanoid robot helpers for mankind. you’re the primary caretaker of experiment 255 until he’s deemed fit to be sold on the market, and for the most part, you’re supposed to stay unattached. but throwing him a mini birthday party wouldn’t hurt much, right? (cause i just had to do something weird for his birthday). robot!au.
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↳ summary: “I’m a writer and you’re my character and wtf how the heck did you just literally climb out of my first draft?”
you attack my heart | ✎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “I just got partnered with you in dance class and I can’t dance for shit” ⇢ some people find love in friends and some people find love on a car ride home from dance class; love is funny like that.
⎡SEOKJIN⎦
boyfriend!jin | ・, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: falling in love in cooking class has never been so sweet. boyfriend!au.
a dash of wicked | ✎, ☾, ♥︎, ✓.
↳summary: “I’m a writer and you’re my character and wtf how the heck did you just literally climb out of my first draft?” ⇢ what exactly is standard protocol when a super villain you create for a children’s book comes to life one day? well, you keep him, of course. villain!au.
⎡YOONGI⎦
first love | ⦿, ☁︎, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: yoongi’s been in love with you since childhood and he only has the courage to tell you when you’re about to marry someone else. best friend!au.
the married life | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎, implied ✕.
↳ summary: being married is never a bore when your husband is a vampire king + inspired by “Stop calling me Princess!” “I apologize, my Queen.” vampire!au.
⎡HOSEOK⎦
my neighbor, jung hoseok | ⦿, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: you’re just trying to get in a nap after a long day at school, but your very sweaty (and very hot) next door neighbor is keeping you up, practicing with his dance crew way too loudly. you hike your way over to give him a piece of your mind (but you’re getting more than you bargained for). neighbor!au.
a very biased christmas | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: it’s the biggest christmas party of the season, you’re dared to be blindfolded and kissed under the mistletoe with the mission of finding the culprit, only, you have way too many suspects.
loud and clear | ✎, ☾, ☁︎, ♥︎.
↳ summary: haven’t you ever been curious about the god you pray to? noragami!au.
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loose ends | ⦿, ☁︎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “fate will tie up loose ends, always, forever” you and jimin were once high school sweethearts. that was, until he signed on to big hit and you cut off ties. it’s a few years down the line now and you meet once more, and you realize those feelings never quite left in the first place.
take a breath | ✎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: on days like this, jimin thinks he should really thank his mom for putting up with him. dad!au.
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traveling in paris with taehyung | ▪︎.
↳ summary: taehyung in paris aesthetic.
kim’s emporium of the strange | ⦿, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: you’ve always been curious about that little shop in town that only ever opened during Halloween, and one day, something in you possesses you to check it out. your curiosity lands you in a cauldron of hot water with a cute witch named kim taehyung and a lot more problems than you started out with. witch!au.
my heart’s content with you | ⦿, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: throughout the struggles of college life, slightly overbearing parents, and a road to finding yourself, you meet your soulmate, the mysterious Kim Taehyung, who despite being the strangest boy you’ve ever met, has also proven to be the best. soulmate!au.
motivation | ✎, …, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: part of a series of weightlifting fairy kim bok joo inspired drabbles. you have a competition soon, and your beloved, annoying boyfriend has to get you ready for it. he might not make it out alive, though. swimmer!au.
cute when you’re jealous | ✎, …, ♥︎, ☾, sequel.
↳ summary: part of a series of weightlifting fairy kim bok joo inspired drabbles. it’s no lie that kim taehyung is attractive. you just have to make sure everyone knows who he belongs to (i.e. you’re jealous and taehyung loves it). swimmer!au.
valentine’s | ✎, …, ♥︎, ☾, threequel.
↳ summary: part of a series of a series of weightlifting fairy kim bok joo inspired drabbles. you ask why taehyung doesn’t bring you flowers like the other girls. you get a surprising response. swimmer!au.
a moment to think | ⦿, ☁︎, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: taehyung, for the first time since he’d awoken to the reality of impending galactic domination, gets to cry. it’s all thanks to you, the human who’d managed to slip their way into his big, altaen heart, despite your useless attempts not to fall for him. vld!au.
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moonlight | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: jungkook and you are spies partnered up to take on a renowned crime boss at a fancy restaurant, so of course you have to play the part. maybe the red dress was too romantic however, because jungkook insists this is a perfect first date for the two of you. and, come on, you’re not really complaining. spy!au.
destiny ⇢ 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08 | …, ☾, ♥︎, ☁︎. ao3.
↳ summary: you’re just about ready to give up on life altogether; your love life is in ruins, you’ve lost your job, and your family couldn’t care less about you… and then you meet your blushing guardian angel, and maybe life isn’t so bad after all. angel!au. [chapters have been rewritten and rearranged as needed]
puppies and a pop star | ⦿, ♥︎.
↳ summary: you’re worried sick when your boyfriend, jungkook, is late coming home from recording, and even more worried when he walks in covered in bruises and holding a puppy that you definitely haven’t seen before.
demon!jungkook | ・, ☾, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “Could you do a Jungkook scenario where he transforms into a demon and then you too meet and you understand he’s different? You’re like best friends and then he turns you too and says that he loves you Thank you 💖” - anon. demon!au.
tricky things | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎, sequel.
↳ summary: you’ve been known as many things: friendly, beautiful, jeon jungkook’s best friend, and now, a half-demon’s half-demon girlfriend. continuation of demon!jungkook. demon!au.
gangster ceo!jungkook | ・, ♥︎, ☁︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “Hii!!! I just found your blog and its awesome like im in love with the jungkook scenarios!! Since the requests are open can i request a gangster or ceo scenario with jungkook? you dont need to do both, you can do the one that seems easier i guess if you do decide to take this request and continue writing awesome stuff!!” - anon. gangster!au + ceo!au.
highlight of my life | ⦿, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: you’re bts’ makeup artist, and a certain golden maknae has a crush on you. he expresses this in the only way he knows how: with the help of his hyungs.
a very biased christmas | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: it’s the biggest christmas party of the season, you’re dared to be blindfolded and kissed under the mistletoe with the mission of finding the culprit, only, you have way too many suspects.
amour chassé-croisé | ⦿, ☁︎, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: by day, you’re just a normal teenager in love with a popular model that goes to your school, jeon jungkook. but by night? you protect the city of paris under the alias ladybug, assisted by the ever elusive, ever anonymous, and ever so flirtatious, chat noir. you’ve always wondered who chat noir really is under the mask, but he may just be closer than you think. miraculous ladybug!au + superhero!au.
boyfriend!jungkook | ▪︎.
↳ summary: jungkook as your boyfriend.
isn’t she lovely | ✎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: he didn’t know he could love someone this much, after you. dad!au.
milkshake man | ✎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: 14. “One milkshake down.” ⇢ jungkook’s worst nightmare comes true: his child is lactose intolerant. dad!au.
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Something like toshis guard being worn down maybe they're just hanging out or drinking and aizawa is playing maybe like teasing him and then toshi responds like way too into it and aizawa is like ???woah ok uhh didn't really mean for that to happen uhhh now im turned on
UHHHH OKAY SO THIS IS LITERALLY THREE MONTHS LATE? And also it’s definitely not what you wanted, sweet anon, because I love and feel that trope, but this is more an exploration of a far less … competent and more awkward Aizawa. Also Yagi having the self-respect to realize when he’s being toyed with. So. (*whispers* i hate it)
Aizawa wasn’t a perfect person –farthest from it – but he never imagined his most pronounced sin ofthe year would be waiting and watching.
It began with All Might joining thefaculty, which was by far the worst event of the year, seconded onlyby the idiot being assigned to his year and his class. This wasn’this realm and Aizawa invested himself in letting the other hero knowit, maybe burning off the residual resentment he had incurred fromNezu grandly dismissing his concerns about All Might teaching at UA.From day one, he needled “All Might-sama” mercilessly aboutlesson plans and made it clear there would be no celebrity quartergiven as long as his class’s education was on the line. Refused allpersonal interaction. Turned away whenever he pulled his favoritetrick.
He was, in general, an impeccableasshole, the sting of rejection and criticism incarnate, and thus hadutterly no explanation for the predicament he woke to some monthslater, when Yagi stayed after class to tentatively ask him to(friendly coworker) dinner the third time in a week and couldn’t keephis gaze for a moment without turning bright red and Aizawa realized.
Maybe no one had ever been rough orhonest with him before, or held him to standards that weren’tmeasured in musculature. It seemed like just the kind of warpedcelebrity thing to get turned on about, but the teacher’s bittertheory had a hole in it: No matter how much Aizawa wished it, Yagiwasn’t All Might. He just wasn’t.
(Yagi was kind, tentative, bumbling butwell-meaning, and was honestly very much stressing Aizawa’s accomplished skill of hating anything that moved because he was sodamn agreeable and even if he was a wrecking ball, he was starting tomake progress with the kids, and …)
Aizawa, to his credit, wasn’t asadistic person, either. It took too much energy and gave him nothingto see people in pain. He wasn’t like Midnight, as evidenced by herdisapproval of him and how he was handling this very peculiarsituation, but he still found himself torturing Yagi just a bit. Just… a bit.
There was something addictive aboutteasing the towering man, and the sheer energy he gave off jumping atevery little touch. Part of the amusement was watching Yagi strugglewith himself because there was so very much to struggle with, as talland gawky as he was, and maybe part of Aizawa figured he was overduefor some awkwardness after living so long, unquestioned, as theSymbol of Peace. The game kept him interested both in How and When:even as he wondered how such a man could possibly have chosen him tolike, and how far could Yagi Toshinori contort himself inpleasantries and avoidance before he said something honest, ordemanded an explanation?
The answer: no idea, and exactly threebeers and one poorly timed attempt at groping.
Hizashi and Nemuri (read: Nemuri) hadexcommunicated him until he resolved the “All Might issue” and itonly took one half-offer before Yagi agreed to a dinner. A dinnerbetween coworkers. It was a local ramen place near to his apartmentwith decent food at a great price, and a traditional but lacklusterambiance much improved by a retired hero on his absolute bestbehavior and refraining from try-hard jokes and forceful merriment.
It wasn’t often Aizawa felt safe enoughto get solidly drunk anywhere but with his friends, but there he was.Then, there Yagi was, and he started messing. Leaning over too closeto get the sake bottle, putting his hand on the man’s mile-long leg.Brushing his hair from his face and laughing low and satisfied. Tooclose, way too close.
For however close he was, drunk on alittle more than beer – maybe power, maybe the simple andabsolutely foreign pleasure of being admired – he failed to noticeas Yagi’s face dropped and his reactions became more and morestilted, stricken, unsure. As he caught on, poke by prod.
Everyone always told him he was anasshole when he was drunk. Now, he saw why, and it was revealed tohim in vivid technicolor when he pretended to lose his balance on theway out of the bar and fell into the towering hero, hand gropingaround his waist. He even aimed his mouth oh-so-purposefully for theskin of the older man’s neck, only for his wrists to be yankedtogether and his head bounced against the wall, the impact knockingthe breath out of him.
Above him, Yagi was little more than asilhouette of wiry hair and burning blue eyes in the cheap yellowlighting.
“Don’t.”
Yagi was so tall, so thin, so yielding,and that was the problem: Aizawa had nearly forgotten that the Symbolof Peace was under there. The fire in his eyes still smoldered, andnow those eyes pinned him to the wall. The heat alone was enough toburn off most of his high.
“What are you doing?” Yagi gritout, voice like a body drug over gravel.
“I was waiting,” Aizawa forced out,panicking and drunk as shit and knowing he was choosing the wrongwords even as he said them. “Waiting to see –”
“But you weren’t waiting, tonight.Did you get bored? To turn to humiliation so quickly when someone isunder your power is a staggering character flaw, Aizawa,” he saidin low, dangerous tones, his height all the more intimidating toknow how low he was bending just to speak to him, to crowd Aizawa’s spaceand block the light. “I thought Midnight was the sadist among youthree.”
Humiliation? The word didn’t make senseand Aizawa opened his mouth, but all that came out was a huff of airas the steely grip on his wrists dissolved and Yagi pushed himgently, tiredly against the wall and turned away. Toward the door.
“I wasn’t going to say anythingbecause I didn’t think it was possible for you to feel the same way.So I don’t blame you for your feelings, but I would have appreciateda simple no.”
“Damnit, Yagi,” he forced out.“Don’t.”
It was a fragment, a stupid inverse parroting of what Yagi said before, but of course theolder man understood. His powers of understanding were only rivaledby his patience, it seemed, which only made Aizawa feel worse as Yagistared him down, emanating disappointment.
“It would be best if I went. Ifyou’re really that inebriated, I can call you a taxi,” he saidbitterly. He ran a hand through his hair, shaking his head slightly. “We’ll continue this conversation when you’re sober … Ifyou’re even inclined.”
“I’m shit at this.”
Yagi stopped, then turned to look athim. Head lifting off his shoulders in a combination of fear andalcohol, Aizawa was distantly aware he was locking his knees and hecouldn’t stop.
“At this. All of it. I don’t know howto read people or what they want. All I want to do is get straight tothe point, and you kept skirting. So.”
“So?”
“This place is near my apartment,”he blurted out.
So I didn’t know what else to do,he wanted to say, now caught in the disastrous fallout of hisinability to speak human or navigate social mores. This was All Mightthey were talking about, after all. He wasn’t really that drunk, andhad never been, but it was a fantastic excuse to reach for what hewanted. Might want, or dare to want. Aizawa should have realized howuncharacteristically loose and stupid he was being, acting out insome vague ploy to get a stranger’s attention, but what was there todo?
It clearly took Yagi a minute toprocess everything, and even then his baffled expression only becamemore concerned.
“So, after giving me absolutely noindication that you even respect me as a coworker, you suddenlyinvite me to a restaurant … near your apartment and … then gropeme in the hallway …” he began uncertainly, enormous hand out likehe expected Aizawa to give him the key to whatever insane train hadferried him to this particular plan.
“It would have been easier if youactually drank,” Aizawa admitted at length, mulish. The mathsounded better in his head: drunk person A giving drunk person B whatthey want, which is also what A wanted, waking up the morning afterand thus skipping the step where they had to talk about wantingthings.
He pinched his nose. Okay, maybe alittle villainous. Or just shitty on a person level.
“If I’d been drunk, it would havebeen coercion,” the older hero countered, now actively chuckling instunned disbelief. He shook his head, regarding him with some kind ofamazement. “You are bad at this.”
“Not very heroic,” he said, lookinghim in the eye. Daring Yagi to see the kind of person he was and makehis exit accordingly.
“Not very functional,” Yagiresponded dryly, making Aizawa drop his gaze by the sheerrelentlessness of his strange blue-black attention. Brave, like hewasn’t, but also not judgmental.
A paragon of righteousness andcommunity values, just like the posters portrayed, and altogether toogood for him. The realization – juxtaposition – nauseated him alittle. Just what was he trying to pull, here? Aizawa shruggedsharply, the last of his stupid ideas caving and leaving him withnothing more than an exit to make.
“You’re the first person I’ve triedto seduce, if it’s any consolation, and I won’t be trying again,”he said, gruff. He straightened his shirt and gestured to the handblocking him from the rest of the restaurant. Yagi hurriedly withdrewit, straightening to a facsimile of his timid self, but Aizawacouldn’t find it in himself to move just yet.
He breathed out quietly, burnt andstunned by his own combined stupidity and gall.
“You can leave, now. If you want.I’ll get the tab.”
“I’d actually like to leave withyou,” he said mildly, ducking his head a bit and looking to theside when Aizawa’s head snapped up in disbelief. “If you’re stillinterested in my, er, company, that is.”
His pale brows drifted up and theappraising look dampened the instant throb of Aizawa’s stupid heart,but not for long.
“But you do get to pay the tab thistime. I think I’ve earned it.” Yagi grinned, sudden and shining inhis gaunt face. “I think this is the first time I’ve been seduced,but I … don’t know if I would recommend it to anyone else.”
Breaking out of him like he’d beenwhacked in the gut, Aizawa chuckled, stupid and low. If people werepaid to put up with him, as he believed they should be on some level,Mic and Midnight wouldn’t be poring over cheap scratchers every otherweek. Then again, he was pretty certain they just did that for thescummy thrill of it.
“Meet you outside,” Aizawa saidwith a nod, hardly believing he could still say it.
The cautious, sideways smile on Yagi’sface as he turned to go chilled him and warmed him in the samebreath, leaving him rubbing at his arms and the prickled skin there.Was he even drunk anymore? Was he ever drunk in the first place?
More importantly, what the hell didYagi even see in him? It was the question of the year and one thatwasn’t easily answered, but walking down the sidewalk with thecautious space between them shrinking step by step, slowly makingconversation, felt like a start.
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⎡YOONGI⎦
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⎡HOSEOK⎦
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⎡JIMIN⎦
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take a breath | ✎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: on days like this, jimin thinks he should really thank his mom for putting up with him. dad!au.
⎡TAEHYUNG⎦
traveling in paris with taehyung | ▪︎.
↳ summary: taehyung in paris aesthetic.
kim’s emporium of the strange | ⦿, ♥︎, ☾.
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my heart’s content with you | ⦿, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: throughout the struggles of college life, slightly overbearing parents, and a road to finding yourself, you meet your soulmate, the mysterious Kim Taehyung, who despite being the strangest boy you’ve ever met, has also proven to be the best. soulmate!au.
motivation | ✎, …, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: part of a series of weightlifting fairy kim bok joo inspired drabbles. you have a competition soon, and your beloved, annoying boyfriend has to get you ready for it. he might not make it out alive, though. swimmer!au.
cute when you’re jealous | ✎, …, ♥︎, ☾, sequel.
↳ summary: part of a series of weightlifting fairy kim bok joo inspired drabbles. it’s no lie that kim taehyung is attractive. you just have to make sure everyone knows who he belongs to (i.e. you’re jealous and taehyung loves it). swimmer!au.
valentine’s | ✎, …, ♥︎, ☾, threequel.
↳ summary: part of a series of a series of weightlifting fairy kim bok joo inspired drabbles. you ask why taehyung doesn’t bring you flowers like the other girls. you get a surprising response. swimmer!au.
a moment to think | ⦿, ☁︎, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: taehyung, for the first time since he’d awoken to the reality of impending galactic domination, gets to cry. it’s all thanks to you, the human who’d managed to slip their way into his big, altaen heart, despite your useless attempts not to fall for him. vld!au.
⎡JUNGKOOK⎦
moonlight | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: jungkook and you are spies partnered up to take on a renowned crime boss at a fancy restaurant, so of course you have to play the part. maybe the red dress was too romantic however, because jungkook insists this is a perfect first date for the two of you. and, come on, you’re not really complaining. spy!au.
destiny ⇢ 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08 | …, ☾, ♥︎, ☁︎. ao3.
↳ summary: you’re just about ready to give up on life altogether; your love life is in ruins, you’ve lost your job, and your family couldn’t care less about you… and then you meet your blushing guardian angel, and maybe life isn’t so bad after all. angel!au. [chapters have been rewritten and rearranged as needed]
puppies and a pop star | ⦿, ♥︎.
↳ summary: you’re worried sick when your boyfriend, jungkook, is late coming home from recording, and even more worried when he walks in covered in bruises and holding a puppy that you definitely haven’t seen before.
demon!jungkook | ・, ☾, ♥︎, ✓.
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↳ summary: you’ve been known as many things: friendly, beautiful, jeon jungkook’s best friend, and now, a half-demon’s half-demon girlfriend. continuation of demon!jungkook. demon!au.
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a very biased christmas | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: it’s the biggest christmas party of the season, you’re dared to be blindfolded and kissed under the mistletoe with the mission of finding the culprit, only, you have way too many suspects.
amour chassé-croisé | ⦿, ☁︎, ☾, ♥︎.
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boyfriend!jungkook | ▪︎.
↳ summary: jungkook as your boyfriend.
isn’t she lovely | ✎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: he didn’t know he could love someone this much, after you. dad!au.
milkshake man | ✎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: 14. “One milkshake down.” ⇢ jungkook’s worst nightmare comes true: his child is lactose intolerant. dad!au.
⎡SEUNGCHEOL⎦
a very biased christmas | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: it’s the biggest christmas party of the season, you’re dared to be blindfolded and kissed under the mistletoe with the mission of finding the culprit, only, you have way too many suspects.
three’s company | ⦿, ♥︎, ☾,☁︎.
↳ summary: the basketball team captain and the bookish loner both have crushes on you. this sounds an awful lot like a movie you’ve seen before. high school!au.
call me lover boy | ✎, ☾, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “I took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because I could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly.” college!au.
⎡JEONGHAN⎦
boyfriend!jeonghan | ・, ♥︎.
↳ summary: you’re one of seventeen’s stylists and jeonghan makes it his mission to be your man. boyfriend!au.
howl’s moving castle!jeonghan | ▪︎, ☾.
↳ summary: jeonghan as howl from howl’s moving castle.
⎡JOSHUA⎦
college boyfriend!joshua | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: local campus coffee shop barista, film animation major, and heartthrob joshua hong falls in love with the unsuspecting you, more at six. college!au.
cat caught your tongue | ✎, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: every witch needs a familiar. unfortunately for joshua, you might just be the most troublesome one yet. witch!au.
⎡JUN⎦
the great autumnal compromise | ✎, ♥︎.
↳ summary: if you were going to fight a complete stranger (and a very handsome one at that) over the perfect pumpkin, well… go hard or go home, dignity be damned.
⎡SOONYOUNG⎦
dad!hoshi | ・+ ▪︎, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: soonyoung’s life takes a turn for the tough when he’s left to raise triplets all on his own, but a certain cute elementary teacher makes it all a little easier. dad!au.
⎡WONWOO⎦
college boyfriend!wonwoo | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: wonwoo is used to sticking to the shadows, but you just might be the only person who can pull him out of his shell… and he won’t stop blushing about it! college!au.
model!wonwoo | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: you’re a photographer and your favorite subject is jeon wonwoo. model!au.
bodyguard!wonwoo | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: he’s a lover, a fighter, and someone you didn’t expect to care about as much as you do. bodyguard!au.
bonnie and clyde | ✎, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: “I’m a thief/hacker/murderer and you’ve found out my identity and have been bugging me for days to take you on as your partner". hacker!au.
three’s company | ⦿, ♥︎, ☾,☁︎.
↳ summary: the basketball team captain and the bookish loner both have crushes on you. this sounds an awful lot like a movie you’ve seen before. high school!au.
morning routine | ✎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “You saw me reading the same book you are and now we are arguing about the motives of the antagonist.”
i never meant to make you bleed | ✎, ☾, ☁︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “you can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me” ⇢ he will always be your stardust boy. the good place!au.
⎡JIHOON⎦
college boyfriend!jihoon | ・, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: nationwide known piano prodigy and secretly known campus dj jihoon falls for you the first time on accident. he falls harder for you the next time on purpose. college!au.
⎡SEOKMIN⎦
the barkchelor | ✎, ☾, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “Hi, I saw on your dating profile that the only criteria you judge potential suitors on is whether they’re a dog or cat person…?” additionally, “You’re pretty cute so I’ll give you a pass if you pick the wrong answer.”
⎡MINGYU⎦
boyfriend!mingyu | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: you’re a trainee at pledis, mingyu really wants you to like him. how cute. boyfriend!au.
ice cream for sweetheart | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: as far as you’re concerned, kim mingyu is good for nothing. but on a particularly hot summer day, it’s proven that that’s not totally true. bad boy!au.
winter blues | ✎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: 60. “You are my sunshine.” husband!au.
bodyguard!mingyu | ・, ☾, ♥︎, ✓
↳ summary: he’s clumsy, he’s nervous, and he really piques your interest. bodyguard!au.
⎡MINGHAO⎦
college boyfriend!minghao + animal shelter volunteer!minghao | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: xu minghao can admit he loves two things in life: animals, and of course, you. college!au + animal shelter volunteer!au.
⎡VERNON⎦
boyfriend!vernon | ・, ♥︎, ���, ✓.
↳ summary: you work at a café and vernon comes by from time to time to get lyric inspiration (hint: he actually comes to look at you). boyfriend!au.
a very biased christmas | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: it’s the biggest christmas party of the season, you’re dared to be blindfolded and kissed under the mistletoe with the mission of finding the culprit, only, you have way too many suspects.
⎡ALL⎦
babysitter!monsta x | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: monsta x as babysitters!
⎡HYUNWOO⎦
college boyfriend!shownu | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: hyunwoo is a dancer and you fall in love in pilates class. college!au.
hercules!shownu | ▪︎, ☾.
↳ summary: shownu as disney!hercules.
zeus’ place | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: “zeus’ place is a café invented for demigods, magical creatures, and humans alike to mingle and drink great coffee under a magical glamour that conceals the identities of anyone not fully human!” ⇢ hyunwoo happens to be the son of zeus on top of being a very popular barista at Zeus’ Place, but between daughters of Aphrodite and blue-skinned nymphs, he finds himself falling for a beautiful (and very flustering) human: you. demigod!au.
⎡HOSEOK⎦
a very biased christmas | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: it’s the biggest christmas party of the season, you’re dared to be blindfolded and kissed under the mistletoe with the mission of finding the culprit, only, you have way too many suspects.
hate me now | ✎, ☁︎.
↳ summary: love is a fleeting feeling. it’d be nice if that thought was mutual.
today, i smile | ✎, ☁︎, slight ♥︎, sequel.
↳ summary: what nobody told him about being in love is that it can’t just go away, and sometimes, it never really leaves in the first place. a continuation of hate me now.
⎡MINHYUK⎦
jack frost!minhyuk | ▪︎, ☾.
↳ summary: minhyuk as jack frost.
college boyfriend!minhyuk | ・, ♥︎, ☾, mentions of ✕, ✓.
↳ summary: minhyuk is your building’s RA, and a really cute one at that. college!au.
nothing fucks with my baby | ⦿, ❨, ☁︎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: inspired by prompt 6. “Just drive, I don’t care about the destination, just drive.” you remember him. he’s a good person, always has been and always will be. right? zombie apocalypse!au, exes to lovers!au.
⎡KIHYUN⎦
a whisper, a tune | ⦿, ☾, ☁︎, slight ♥︎.
↳ summary: “Music is kinda illegal and my friend just died and apparently he wrote music and wow I want to know what it sounds like and to play it at his funeral but I don’t know how to. You’re a well-known music dealer, do you happen to understand these notes? Can you help me?“ dystopian!au.
⎡HYUNGWON⎦
college boyfriend!hyungwon | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: hyungwon is a chemistry major/model on campus who has a problem with you, a budding photographer/eyebrow destroyer. but an impromptu coffee date and an impulsive kiss later says otherwise. college!au.
funny habits | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎, ✓.
↳summary: “You’re my new neighbour and wow man, you have some really weird habits.” ⇢ this wasn’t what you were expecting to find out over an exchange of homemade cookies.hybrid!au.
⎡JOOHEON⎦
snowball fights and cold kisses | ⦿, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “we were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and now…we’re just…staring… at each other…” with a lil twist
a very biased christmas | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: it’s the biggest christmas party of the season, you’re dared to be blindfolded and kissed under the mistletoe with the mission of finding the culprit, only, you have way too many suspects.
tough guy | ✎, ♥︎, ☁︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: to everyone in your city, lee jooheon is a force to be reckoned with. to his gang members, he’s their fearless and strong leader. but to you? he’s the boyfriend who forgot to bring home eggs like you asked four times. biker gang!au.
⎡CHANGKYUN⎦
truce | ✎, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: “I’m up to the challenge.” rival!au.
eye for an eye | ✎,♥︎,☁︎,☾,✓.
↳ summary: “This has been a shitty week and you just grabbed the last box of my favorite comfort food from the shelf, do you really want to fight me rn?” rival!au.
⎡TAEYONG⎦
boyfriend!taeyong | ・, ♥︎.
↳ summary: taeyong is really shy and doesn’t know how to tell you he likes you, but when he does, it’s bliss. boyfriend!au.
could be worse | ✎, ♥︎, mentions of ✕, ✓.
↳ summary: “You’re very attractive but that’s still a weird fucking kink.” + “I’m not religious but I’ve never prayed so hard in my life until that moment.”
⎡TAEIL⎦
college boyfriend!taeil | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: mr. piano man, sing me a dream. or, music major!taeil has big dreams and you are one of the ones that come true.
⎡YUTA⎦
college boyfriend!yuta | ・, ♥︎, ☁︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: kiss kiss fall (down in defeat playing soccer with a near professional athlete) in love. college!au.
⎡KUN⎦
of goats and prophecies | ✎, ☾, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “Oh calm down, it’s just an ancient glowing sword. Nothing to be scared of.” ⇢ gods and immortal warriors and goats falling from the sky… and kun wants to share a few choice words with whatever entity that made him a part of a prophecy to kill a demon king. fantasy!au, kinda medieval!au, reincarnation!au if you squint.
⎡JUNGWOO⎦
gardener!jungwoo | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: kim jungwoo: stealing hearts and planting flowers is all in a day’s work.
⎡YUKHEI⎦
bad boy!yukhei | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: wong yukhei is the bad boy of your school- oh, you’re kidding, right? he really is the bad boy of the school? please, tell me you’re joking.
like the kind of movie we used to hate | ✎, ☁︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: “he’s [great]. I hope he makes you happy.” ex!au.
⎡MARK⎦
a fairy king and an elven warrior walk into a nerd convention | ✎, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: “Friends can kiss each other a little from time to time, right?” cosplay!au.
no choir | ✎, ☾, ☁︎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “I gathered you here to hide from some vast unnameable fear, but the loneliness never left me, I always took it with me. But I can put it down in the pleasure of your company.” when everything feels a little too overwhelming, the most simple and most important comforts come from his touch. high school!au.
⎡RENJUN⎦
elementary | ✎, ☾, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: all you leave behind is the ghost of your touch on Renjun’s skin and the memory of a person who had finally gained that upper hand. detective!au, criminal!au.
⎡JENO⎦
a little gift | ⦿, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: for the last couple of months, a certain friendly neighborhood superhero has been leaving you your favorite coffee every morning when you get to school. you don’t know how he knows you (or your favorite coffee order), but you’ve got a funny feeling you’re gonna find out soon. spiderman!au.
language of the flora | ⦿, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: : jeno’s too shy to confess his crush on you with words, the barista who works next door to his flower shop, so he decides a clever alternative is through the language of flowers. there is only one problem… you’re not that fluent in plant. florist!au.
for real love | ✎, ☾, ☁︎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “Friends can kiss each other a little from time to time right?” robot!au.
two of a kind | ✎, ☾, ☁︎, ♥︎, ✓, sequel.
↳ summary: stubbornness was one of his best traits. robot!au.
lullaby | ✎, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: you share a moment with jeno in the moonlight. boyfriend!au.
when the bones are good | ✎, ☾, ♥︎, ☁︎, ✓.
↳ summary: ❝when there ain’t a crack in the foundation, I know any storm we’re facing will blow right over while we stay good. the house don’t fall when the bones are good.❞ optional epilogue (to battlecry).
⎡DONGHYUCK⎦
runaways | ✎, ☁︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: 47. “Who did this to you?” + 54. “Please don’t shut me out.” mafia!au.
tulips | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: “tulips, the beautiful you. tulips, so lovable.” barista!au + college!au.
snowy day with haechan | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: your new boyfriend takes you on a date out on the town during your first winter together.
⎡JAEMIN⎦
friends to lovers!jaemin and jisung | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: as told by the title.
battlecry | ⦿,☾, ☁︎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: love is cruel, ignorance is bliss, and all good kings must learn this. prince!au, knight!au.
when the bones are good | ✎, ☾, ♥︎, ☁︎, ✓.
↳ summary: ❝when there ain’t a crack in the foundation, I know any storm we’re facing will blow right over while we stay good. the house don’t fall when the bones are good.❞ optional epilogue.
⎡JISUNG⎦
friends to lovers!jaemin and jisung | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: as told by the title.
⎡ALL⎦
frat boy!got7 | combined ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: got7 as frat boys!
babysitter!got7 | combined ・, ♥︎, ☾.
↳summary: got7 as babysitters!
grocery store worker!got7 | combined ・, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: got7 working at a grocery store!
⎡JAEBUM⎦
ghost!jaebum | ・, ☾, ☁︎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: you talk to ghosts, and a kid named bambam asks you to help communicate with his dead big brother jaebum. (really sad) cuteness ensues. supernatural!au.
why she stayed | ⦿, ☁︎, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: fan hate pushes you to leave jaebum for good, but it’s only so long before you remember all the reasons why you stayed in the first place.
a very biased christmas | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: it’s the biggest christmas party of the season, you’re dared to be blindfolded and kissed under the mistletoe with the mission of finding the culprit, only, you have way too many suspects.
⎡MARK⎦
imaginary friend!mark | ・, ☾, ♥︎, ☁︎, ✓.
↳ summary: mark died before he could watch his little sister grow up, and you’re the new babysitter. mark’s little sister has a lot of explaining to do. supernatural!au.
college boyfriend!mark | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: mark is the best boyfriend ever. college!au.
the things we do for love | ⦿, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: your boyfriend mark is an art student, and he’s nothing if not one with his art. literally. art student!au.
a very biased christmas | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: it’s the biggest christmas party of the season, you’re dared to be blindfolded and kissed under the mistletoe with the mission of finding the culprit, only, you have way too many suspects.
roommate!mark | ・, ♥︎, ☾. ✓.
↳ summary: mark as your rooommate. roommate!au.
⎡JACKSON⎦
i’ll always make it back to you (m) | ⦿, ☁︎, ♥︎, ✕.
↳ summary: you and jackson promised to be best friends through anything, be it high school, significant others, or growing up. of course, neither of you had ever anticipated that a little more than two years later, a widespread virus would infest the entire world, and would rip you away from the one person you held close. you were lost, dying, and ready to give up on ever finding him again, but jackson had other plans. zombie hunter!au.
boyfriend!jackson | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: jackson as a boyfriend, because… everyone wants jackson as a boyfriend. boyfriend!au.
⎡JINYOUNG⎦
goblin!jinyoung | ・,☾, ♥︎, ☁︎, ✓.
↳ summary: jinyoung is a goblin who lost his first love nearly a thousand years ago. you happen to come into his life as the goblin’s bride, and he can’t help wondering why you seem so familiar. supernatural!au.
one of those days | ✎, ☾, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: “It’s 2am and I’m drunk and I need some salt for my fries and I know your awake so OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR”. neighbor!au.
⎡YOUNGJAE⎦
ghost!youngjae | ・, ☾, ☁︎, ♥︎.
↳ summary: you move into a new apartment and you meet your new dead roommate, choi youngjae. supernatural!au.
⎡BAMBAM⎦
ghost!bambam | ・, ☾, ♥︎, ☁︎, ✓.
↳ summary: bambam dies and starts haunting a house. you’re a real estate agent that really needs to sell that house. survival of the fittest. supernatural!au.
not all bad | ✎, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: “You just punched me in the face while gesturing wildly to a friend, your friend can’t stop laughing and im too shocked to respond to your apologies"
⎡YUGYEOM⎦
spirit!yugyeom | ・, ☾, ♥︎, ☁︎, ✓.
↳ summary: yugyeom is a spirit trapped in a ouija board and you have too much time on your hands. supernatural!au.
down, boy | ✎, ☾, ♥︎, ✓, epilogue.
↳ summary: yugyeom is insistent that he’s a big, bad demon you should be scared of. you believe him… right up until you realize he’s literally not that at all. supernatural!au.
boyfriend!yugyeom | ・, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: dating yugyeom is about as nice as you think it is. which is really nice. boyfriend!au.
to the rhythm | ✎, ☾, implied ✕.
↳ summary: “I just got partnered with you in dance class and I can’t dance for shit”. dancer!au.
⎡JENNIE⎦
a very biased christmas | ⦿, ☾, ♥︎.
↳ summary: it’s the biggest christmas party of the season, you’re dared to be blindfolded and kissed under the mistletoe with the mission of finding the culprit, only, you have way too many suspects.
say my name | ✎, ♥︎, ☾, ✓, spin-off.
↳ summary: there’s something really funny about beating out eight guys and stealing the heart of your friend in a game of blindfolded kissing. jennie would know. after all, she just did it. written for if you picked jennie in “a very biased christmas”.
cherry | ✎, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: you’re being kidnapped. well, it’s not really kidnapping if the girl doing the kidnapping is a 5′4 ball of badass who’s also your girlfriend and really bad at putting together romantic surprises but… semantics.
⎡LISA⎦
blue lagoon | ✎, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: your parents always told you to steer clear of the too blue waters, for they might hold more than meets the eye. mermaid!au.
⎡JINWOO⎦
how to train your sanha | ✎, ♥︎, ☾, ✓.
↳ summary: 11. “You want me to take care of a dragon? Me, the person who can’t take care of a cactus.” fantasy!au.
⎡EUNWOO⎦
all this and heaven too | ✎, ☾, ♥︎, ✓.
↳ summary: 3. “Yes, they’re perfect, but…” fantasy!au, royalty!au, how to train your sanha!au.
⎡MINHYUK⎦
college boyfriend!rocky | ・, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: you sit next to a cute dancer in the back of a business class. don’t tell him I told you this, but he thinks you’re pretty cute too.
⎡YOUNGHYUN⎦
rough (but just around the edges) | ✎, ♥︎, ☾.
↳ summary: “Why do you sit with me at lunch everyday? We don’t even know each other and you never talk.” “I overheard some sleazy guys saying they would love to get you in bed and they happen to be terrified of me, so…” ⇢ he’s all dark eyes and scowls… except for you. bad boy!au.
⎡WONPIL⎦
a confession, of sorts | ⦿, ♥︎, ☁︎.
↳summary: “Why does everyone want to date the drummer? Keyboardists work just as hard, you know!” ⇢ wonpil gets a little drunk after a show and he’s got some choice words for dowoon… and you, his crush.
disclaimer: author is still learning personalities!
⎡WOOSUNG⎦
pillow talk | ✎, ♥︎.
↳ summary: he’s got an angelic voice, whether he’s singing his heart out on stage or whispering sweet nothings to you over the phone at three in the morning.
⎡SEULGI⎦
nothing like us | ✎, ☾, ☁︎, ✓.
↳ summary: 8. “You’re married?” + 12. “How exactly are you going to help me with my problem?” soulmate!au.
⎡DEAN | KWON HYUK⎦
boyfriend!dean | ・, ♥︎, mentions of ✕.
↳ summary: hyuk falls for you on the set of his music video, and he’s a pretty good boyfriend. if only he could stop intruding on your showers. boyfriend!au.
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