#im stealing your cat

[bananafire11]

Ball licker attack. (/silly) - 🐰

BALL LICKER!!! Hi ball licker💛💛💛

Now get out of my inbox, jax /lhj

[theunspeakablehorror]

bold of you to show me pictures of your cat

thats about to be my cat real soon

please open the door i will not steal your cat

[himbionn]

SHAKES HIM LOVINGLY

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[whaliiwatching]

dumbasses ft daughter in the modern era

[ghastimart]

rejoined some old oomfs in a warrior cats rp and immediately started scheming with a friend on how we could sneak pressure into it. so, i present; catbastian. sebkitty. make of him what you will

[bloodtwin]

hi hi everybuddyyy, i will probably be less active this weekend bc i am going to visit carol of iago darlington oc creator fame YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x04 | The Obliged

[mariatesstruther]

okay more on jackson’s senior center based off this post:

- it started as just miss shirley and her best friend darla wanting to live together and asking maria if she could maybe find a house for them to settle in together instead of living apart

- before this, mama shirley and darla would have to walk five houses each way to see each other for afternoon tea, which just won’t do. mama shirley is 92 and darla is 90 now, and both of them are too old to be have to walking that much everyday, mama shirley tells maria. she quickly and vehemently agrees

- maria has the idea of fixing a house up for jackson’s senior citizens to live in if they’d like to. it takes a lot of unnecessary convincing to get the council to dedicate one of jackson’s best houses to a maximum of five people, but maria gets it done. they pick one of the few houses that are placed in the farther back part of jackson, near the farm and the daycare center, so that it can be far-reaching from the entrance of jackson

- the first people to movie in are shirley and darla, who share a room on the second floor (thanks to tommy replacing the stairs in the house with a reliable ramp with a wall-attached handlebar)

- gary moves in not long after he breaks his left hip while herding the goats. he likes that the house is designed to be wheel-chair access and far away from most people in town. he also likes it because he can be close to darla, who he has feelings for, but nobody knows about that except for tommy and joel

- mr. wilson moves in on maria’s insistence that he’ll get hurt if he continues to live alone and try to do everything himself. his name is harold, but he insists that anyone younger than him calls him mr. wilson on account of maintaining a respectful distance. he’s a grumpy, gruff old asshole that reminds joel more of bill than bill himself, but he’s also known to do anything and everything maria tells him with only a small amount of grumbling. somehow, she convinces him to move in after he accidentally sets his kitchen on fire trying to make himself a pocketknife (which?????? maria still doesn’t have an answer for????? why harold was trying to do that????)

- last but not least is sandra dee, jackson’s oldest and most enigmatic member. nobody really knows where she came from or what her story is: she’s the only one of jackson’s seniors that managed to get to town on her own, arriving to town at 94 about a year after its founding with nothing but a backpack and three handguns. she clamed to be sandra, but they’re not entirely sure if sandra dee is her real name. she hums songs from musicals all the time and has expressed that grease was always her favorite. at least once a month she requests to go hunting with patrol and gets mad when maria tells her no

- senior center tea: shirley and darla have longstanding beef with sandra dee because she always cheats at cards during game night, shirley knows about gary being sweet on darla but is lowkey jealous about it because SHE is sweet on darla, and everyone thinks mr. wilson has a thing for maria but he actually told her in confidence last month that he is actually sweet on gary. mama shirley and mr. wilson can’t STAND each other

- tommy calls the seniors the jackson five. all of them call him thomas. he and joel bring them all basic living supplies at least once a week, but are known to be around there pretty often

tsym for anyone having interest in this pls feel free to add anything u want!!

tagging :))) @clickergossip @nerdieforpedro @mrsmando @callmekittenandyourmajesty @steeb-stn (ty for the idea of putting it next to the daycare!) @thatoneobsessedlinguist-writes

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

okay i think enough time has passed that i can joke about it

Jason: Your methods are ineffective. If you don't permanently stop criminals they will just continue to hurt people. Bruce: *finds a permanent way to stop people from being violent and uses it on Jason, a dangerous criminal* Jason:

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i want nothing more than for Ezra & Thrawn to be not enemies, not friends, but a secret third thing - roommates

[hyumjim]

This woman was talking really loudly directly behind me about how she loves dogs and hates cats and I was like Woah there thems fighting words brother! and she’s like Well I just don’t think cats feel love. And she just expects me to not be disgusted by her every second of every day

[hatterladz]

With every new skill my cat learns is another day I wonder if my cat is actually a cat or either a supernatural creature I allowed into my home or a human spirit reincarnated as a cat because she is too damn smart for her own good

[goldiipond]

[starchanged]

“ hey uhm..don’t..?? touch my super secret computer stuff?? from the crater?? thanks 👍” / j fndnd it just came to mind

Makes eye contact, reaches over to one of the computer monitors and knocks it off the desk while maintaining said eye contact. They don't even steal anything this time. Just causing destruction for the hell of it. R00d.

[gibbearish]

eternal fight between wanting to correct a misconception abt cats but also knowing that it was just a silly joke and i shouldnt take it so seriously but also something being a joke doesnt mean you shouldnt still point things out but also i have no expertise beyond just "i have multiple cats and spend way too much time watching them and thinking about the way they interact w each other and what that means about how their brains work" which means i would just be talking out of my ass anyways because i have no way of telling if my interpretations are right or if im anthropomorphizing them

[theauthorityvol1]

kentaro yabuki i'm going to murder you in your sleep for the way you drew eve. but godddd was i obsessed with mermaid eve and this whole fight