#im starting a new post after this. need to cleanse after reading so much slott

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She-Hulk v2, my despised, and also Civil War and World War Hulk (kill me)

She-Hulk v2

They're like "we're lucky enough to have the original creative team back for volume 2!!" as if it isn't dan slott and the ugliest art I've ever seen in my life

Dump him. (She-Hulk v2 #2)

Imagine writing that line and then immediately paralleling it with Mr "I'm a nice guy why won't she date me." slott's problem is that even when he writes something semi-decent he undermines himself. (She-Hulk v2 #2)

Issue #4 is valid.

THIS FUCKING HORSE HAUNTS ME (She-Hulk v2 #5)

unironically love the two-gun kid though 🤠

WHY would you have the superhero lawyer cowboy in a superhero law series and then not even let him practice law

STARFOX NO I THOUGHT THAT WAS LATER

There is undoubtedly character assassination happening to Starfox as well so I'm willing to forgive it a little but I think he was always a little creepy

THIS JUST IN!!! DAN SLOTT HAS NO IDEA HOW WOMEN TALK TO EACH OTHER!!!! (She-Hulk v2 #7)

God her relationship with John Jameson is so toxic

I... I think Slott really thought he was writing some crucial social commentary... like the part with his self-insert comic nerd... bestie you handled this so badly

I just want to insert this panel from Avengers West Coast Annual #4

I- what the fuck. I don't even know which one won because they didn't upload the letters page from the next issue. (She-Hulk v2 #8)

...what if Two-Gun had killed John Jameson... I think he should've it would have added a little spicy drama...

I think that Thanos fucking with Starfox's mind makes an interesting parallel and could potentially be used to make him realize exactly what he's done, but that's addressed in such a detached way here and is then used to justify Starfox's actions and allow him to not face any real consequences. He gets his powers turned off and has to seek forgiveness? so what??

Also no mention is made of the woman who initially accused him. As soon as Thanos enters the picture the story forgets all about her and that's... not great.

Overall just. if that story absolutely had to have been written dan slott was absolutely NOT the person who should have written it.

JUSTICE FOR AWESOME ANDY

imagine writing a story arc where someone rejects their creator/parent and chooses for themselves how they want to live their life, chooses to do good and learns to love themselves, and then ending it by having them give up their free will and return to being a mindless slave. what the fuck slott.

It's absolutely insane that Slott had Jen sleep with Clay Quartermain, her boss, and then with Tony Stark, her other boss.

Maybe, if the book did anything to actually empower her instead of calling her "Juggernaut's sloppy seconds" and later slut-shaming her by reading off a list in court of every man she's ever slept with, it would actually do something to combat the double standard. (She-Hulk v2 #17)

And then it's all "you're already empowered you don't need clothes to be a superhero" to excuse having her fight in her underwear. At least Sensational knew what it was.

Not going to lie, I had like 4 paragraphs typed absolutely ripping Slott apart for the issue where he declares that Jen and She-Hulk are two separate people and then slutshames her in court and calls her an addict but to be honest... this is the only panel I really need (below) Just know that in my heart I have a rant prepared about what a hypocrite he is

Sensational She-Hulk #33

I'm practically grinding my teeth over here. The last thing he does before he leaves the book is reveal that Jen and Pug are soulmates on another world.

Slott admitting in his recent f4 interview that he puts everything back to the way it was before he leaves a book retroactively makes so much make sense. It's really funny to me that he sent Jen back to the law firm instead of leaving her with SHIELD and gave her back her powers and then Peter David was like "hmmm... no." Like I do not respect David's decision to revoke her law license but I do Respect his decision to directly contradict Slott.

I'm less violently opposed to Peter David but I still Do Not like him or his writing

There is a very slight possibility that I missed some crucial information by refusing to read some howard the duck issues that Jen is supposedly in but it's a max comic and I scrolled down and there was a naked woman in the shower with howard and that is where I draw the fucking LINE

I'm going to stab someone. (She-Hulk v2 #25)

Now David is also going on about the double standard! Maybe I'd believe he actually cared if he'd let the Juggernaut thing drop and not referred to her as a "sexual pinball" three times!

Biphobia? In a comic book? It's more likely than you'd think.

Top: Sensational She-Hulk #25, Bottom: She-Hulk v2 #30

I just. These released the same day. Do these writers not talk to each other. Where is the consistency in character development. 😐 (Left: Nova v4 #16, Right: She-Hulk v2 #32)

I'm really struggling to see what Peter David brought to this book that was actually worthwhile. Everything he wrote is pointless and bad. At the very least Slott had a couple interesting ideas that he executed in the town square.

Civil War Stuff 😔

I'm not listing out every tie-in I read for this but rest assured I read a lot of tie-ins

on one hand, I'm glad the mcu didn't adapt this accurately bc I'd hate to see the takes the mcu fans would come up with, but on the other hand, imagine reducing this to whatever the fuck the movie was trying to do. Anyway Cap is right.

Like... yeah if they were in the real world it's kind of scary to imagine people with unnatural powers running around unregulated, but it's even scarier to imagine them under government control as essentially a military force. Also, they're not in the real world. Get over yourself, you're just being edgy and the writing isn't even good.

I did NOT realize Storm and T'Challa got married in the middle of all this good for them idk

World War Hulk Stuff 😔

I'm aware it's a little strange since I've made She-Hulk my brand, but I actually Do Not Care about the Hulk.

Literally could not care less.

This was so painful to read.

Other

Marvel Monsters: Fin Fang Four, this is cute 🥺

Marvel Westerns: Two-Gun Kid, WEREWOLVES and COWBOYS :D DAN SLOTT >:(

If you made it this far enjoy this panel because it was the first one I found in my folder that wasn't saved because it upset me in some way. they're gay. (She-Hulk v2 #20)

It just occurred to me that I could be posting about my attempt to read all of She-Hulk’s appearances so let me get caught up to where I am currently

Savage She-Hulk, 1st time with the Avengers, Contest of Champions, Secret Wars, Time with the Fantastic Four, Secret Wars II

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