#im spreading my tma propaganda to my moots /j

[canis-familiaris-neurosis]

personal additions:

"I looked around, and saw that every surface, the walls, the floor, the tables, everything except the curtained windows, was covered in meat."

"The sky ate him."

"I do not know if you’ve ever felt your blood being sucked out of you, but I would not recommend it."

"My dearest Jonah," (<- you CANNOT tell me these men haven't fucked each other at least once)

"That was very stupid, Archivist."

"We’ll get to the cannibalism, of course, but first I just want to provide some context."

"Well now I see you."

"Martin? Are... Are you a ghost?"

"Ooh, also, do you have a preferred brand of lotion? Because you have not been taking care of your skin, and we really do need it in better shape before we peel you!"

"Statement of Joe Spooky, regarding sinister happenings in the old downtown—"

"Are you just saying that because that's the only plastic explosive you've ever heard of????"

"I saw The War."

and last, but not the least,

[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER]

do you ever get incandescently furious about how utterly unquotable some of the most hard-hitting lines from the magnus archives are. how the fuck do i explain to someone without context why i—open—the door is legitimately horrifying. how am i supposed to explain why “i see you, jon. …i see you” can elicit tears without sounding batshit. how do i convey the unspeakable emotion in “helen… was that a lie?” without first giving 186 episodes of backstory