#im sorry i cant get this idea out of my head. schitts creek is so good and like the p&d and t&d parallels are there

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I keep thinking about a Brotzly proposal, but its the Patrick and David proposal from Schitt's Creek because they are simply the best and their proposal was cute and a mess.

Anyways, Todd would be like trying to be sneaky about it because damn Dirk with his sixth sense would sense something was up... wouldn't know what, but he'd smell something in the air. Todd would tell him he wanted to go for a picnic and a hike and Dirk would be like still suspicious but like he loves Todd and food and walking (sometimes) and he's never been on a realy hike before so sure.

It takes like a minute for Dirk to be like restless about the hike. He can still feel something important coming and every step its more intense and he's getting a bit...nervous. He starts telling Todd, maybe they should turn around... Todd's like no its fine, we're like twenty minutes away. Dirk shuts up for a while but he's still like ruminating on this feeling.

A few more minutes and Dirk starts bugging Todd about it again, he's hungry, he needs to pee, they should just go back to the car, what if Farah needs them, and Todd gets distracted and steps on a stick that stabs into the bottom of his foot through his shoe a little. Dirk at first thinks it's a pararibulitis attack and Todd isn't sure and is just grimacing pointing at his foot and sure enough Dirk sees a hole in the bottom of his shoe. Its not that bad of a wound, Dirk puts a little bandage on it and thinks for a moment that might have been the big bad thing but then the feeling starts coming back even more and Dirk is just like, what is that??

Todd starts to get up and winces at the pain in his foot and he's just tired and upset and his foot hurts and he's just like fine, it was a stupid idea anyways, let's just go back to the car. And Dirk wants to agree. He wants to just run them both down the hill and away from this huge thing thats waiting for them, but he can't. And he sees how upset Todd is about this picnic or whatever and he hates that sad little grumpy face, so he walks over and leans down and pulls Todd up onto his back and carries him until they reach a spot with with nice view and Todd asks him to stop. Todd is secretly impressed with his ability to carry him up a mountain, but he also graciously tells him to stop after like five minutes...

Dirk looks out across the view from where they're at on the mountain. He smiles back at Todd and tells him he's glad they came up here. It really is quite a nice view. Todd smiles not breaking eye contact with Dirk and agrees. Dirk starts taking the lunch Todd packed out of the backpack (a bottle of some of the best cheap liquor store champagne, which is still not great, but Dirk and Todd aren't really bougie boys, and some fancy little chocolate covered pretzels, plus some trail mix and little deli meats and crackers) and Dirk is like... this doesn't really seem like picnic food, Todd? And the feeling has just completely overcome his body and yet rather than feeling scared he just feels warm and he just smiles at Todd. And Todd asks Dirk to grab one more thing from the front pocket of the backpack and he finds a small box, bright yellow pleather, he smiles, heart pounding and opens it, looking inside and then immediately at Todd who had shifted onto one knee while he was distracted with the box. Dirk is just like blinking back tears and starts crying as Todd starts telling him how he changed his life and how he chose to live and how important he is, and how much he loves him and the life they've built together and Todd is just wiping tears off his face and then Dirk doesn't answer, he just like tackles Todd into a kiss and they break apart and Todd is like that's a yes, right? And Dirk rolls his eyes and pulls out the ring and slips it on his finger and is just like yes, and I love you too.

I just I really want Dirk carrying Todd in his back like a human backpack. And also them to be happy dumb lovey boys and love each other forever. 😭 also schitts creek is so good