#im sorry i called the half asian chick half asian but to be fair it was a major plot point in season one and also im sorry i called her

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Shadow and bone first ep review.

I watched exactly 30 munites of it and got so bored i almost cried . I didnt pay attention to jack shit . It was so boring that i managed to have an atleast 15 munites long very passionate converstation about if a person can be 1/3 asian when discusing how the main chick didnt look even 1/2 asian. It lead to another concersation about the difrence between a geometrical and an arithmetic number sequence because apparently your family tree evolves in a geometrical with a1 being 2 and it progresses in powers off two and thats why no matter what you do you cant be 1/3 of something (yes not even 2/6 i know it might seem obvious but i just never thought of it that way) . Also the one thing i remeber about season one was the wierd thing with the russians and the asians , which screams anti comunism but ok . Now aparently the 1/2 asian chick went to some black people country and they all heroically sacraficed themselves to save the white girl which is also a little mehhh .

I didt remeber any of the main cast besides kez , who has an easy name and is a littrealy a fucking peaky blinder trapped in a book adaptetion and inej but only because i just really like saying the name inej. That boring dude and the main chuck made me want to bang my head against a wall they were so boring i dint care about the at all .The little twink that the gun dude is fucking was the only intresting part because i really wanted to see if their reletionship would be wierd and if the twink would get infantalised . I couldnt bear to watch enough to figure out because i got bored . He was very tiny looking and very baby and i think if they give him a sound personality that isnt just bottom™️ they could rock this because if you include a very young effeminate soft man in your story that is getting fucked by an older more dominant guy the twink should have other characteristics besides baby little slut so its not wierd and creepy and predetory .He looked like an abselute baby , and not in a cute way in a way that its wierd for me to watch but then again i have no idea what his character is like . If hes like an actuall human being im cool with it .

Since i absolutely had no memory of season one i couldnt follow any of the fucking stuff that was going on , never mind the fact that the plot jumed so fucking fast between so many character , all of which no one bother to provied us with a reason to care about , and was so hectic while simultaneously doing nothing to maintain the viewers intrest. Over all all the interactions where so painfully taken out of a romance book it hurt my soul. The sharing a bed trope was so fucking forced , and so is any interaction between the 1/2 asian girl and ben barns because the enemies to lovers trope just slaps you in the face every other line . The graphics where shit as well

Over all . Yeah . Its a bad show . Its boring and its forces it self and it sucked . Dont watch it .