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Me: *turns on game to test some cc*
Also me: *easily distracted and amused*
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~late night car drives with bsd charas~
this is an idea i got while listening to depressing vocaliod songs, SO HERE WE ARE!!! these are just some hc i have about how it would go, some charas are COMPLETELY platonic!! (this is mostly platonic in the 1st place tbh) this is my first time writing on this app, and i haven't written anything online in a few years, so if the formatting is weird, PLEASE TELL ME IDK WHAT IM DOIMNHG
chara list: dazai, chuuya, poe, ranpo, and yosano
GENRE: fluff fluff fluff and sillies
enjoy!!
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DAZAI
-HESSS DEEEEEFFF THE TYPE TO BRING YOU ON LATE-NIGHT DRIVES!!!!!
-he would probably be going to some weird ass convenience store with you at ungodly hours in the morning 💀
-HE EITHER SINGS THE MOST DEPRESSING SONGS OR THE MOST UPBEAT SILLY SONGS THERE IS LITERALLY NO IN BETWEEN
-i feel like he would mess with you and fucking drift the car when yall turn
-lets just say you get close to dying more then once 😁
-one time when yall tried to sneak out, kunikida caught yalls asses (your ears still hurt to this day from the mouthing off you got from kunikida)
-all in all, VERY FUN TO GO OUT WITH!!! WOULD RECOMMEND IF YOU WANT CHAOS!!!! OR IF YOU LIKE ALMOST DYING 10 TIMES IN 30 MINS <3333
CHUUYA
-ok so i know i said late night CAR rides BUT CMON WHO DOESNT WANNA RIDE A COOL ASS MOTORCYCLE WITH CHUUYA!??!?!?/1
-mf has HORRIBLE ROAD RAGE!!!
-i hc that when chuuya gets really pissed and the person is super rude to him, he fucking makes their car float...LIKE FULL ON 😭
-AND THEN HELL MAKE THEM SAY SORRY
-but other then his road rage, its honestly pretty chill
-i know that he has a BANGER playlist, I JUST KNOW IT
-i fell like he'd also play around on the motorcycle a bit, BUT AT LEAST HE WOULDNT NEARLY KILL YOU UNLIKE DAZAI (눈‸눈)
-id say its pretty nice and balanced, with enough calmness to make it enjoyable for the most part, but enough thrill to keep asking him to take you out <33
RANPO
-just gonna let you know right off the bat, his ass is NOT driving 😂
-there is a high chance that he JUST woke up and started banging on your door because he had cravings and well, he ran out of his snacks...so OBVIOUSLY he had to bang on your door, its important!!!
-and even if he was completely awake...he would get yall lost so fast
-so you were driving him
-honestly? its kinda funny to see groggy ranpo walk around and try to grab what snack he wants at the convenience store when he's barely awake
-bro literally drops the bag like 5 times (you picked it up all 5 bc you kinda pitied him rn 😭)
-he basically ends up sleep walking his ass outta there
-the ride is mostly quiet, mainly because ranpo falls asleep on the way back
-imagine if you played heavy metal and woke him up
POE
-HE WOULD DRIVE WITH YOU FREQUENTLY, DUE TO HIM BEING A NIGHT OWL
-these car rides would be so peaceful
-ngl he would probably sometimes take you out just to drive with you (its not like gas is a problem for him anyways 😭)
-HE HAS SUCH A GOOD PLAYLIST OF SONGS TO JUST SIT THERE AND DAYDREAM TO
-doesnt seem like a talker tbh, he might ask you if you want to go anywhere specific, but you guys mostly just listen to music together (he saves the story telling for another time <3)
-I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD MAKE A PLAYLIST THAT LIKE KIND OF HAS A STORY LINE SO IT WOULD BE SO FUN TO DAYDREAM TO THE SONGS CUZ YOU COULD CREATE YOUR OWN STORY TO THEM
-you hold karl in your lap and pet him like you're an evil villain (cannon)
-very calming and relaxing drive <33
YOSANO
-UGH IM SO GAY FOR HER
-ngl she kinda gives dazai vibes, in terms of playlist
-there has been more than one occasion when she just drunk-drove you
-LUCKILY YALL DONT DIE??!?!?!??! HOLY FUCK
-shes a small talker, OR A GOSSIPER WHILE YALL DRIVE
-yall just have so much fun talking about the ada and everything that's going on there <333
-would scream the lyrics to any 2010's throwback song, while having a (hopefully) safe dance party
-very fun to be around, and even though she drunk drives, shes def safer then dazai
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THANK YOU FOR READING THIS!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
PLEASE SEND ME REQS I BEG OF YOU
#bsd#dazai x reader#ranpo x reader#poe x reader bsd#poe x reader#yosano x reader#chuuya x reader#fluff#wholesome#ugh i want them to be real#justiceforjared
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Kamen Rider Gaim
Ep 36
The jacket is killing me. There was no need to still wear that thing. The back part is only rags
KAITO WHAT WAS YOUR FUCKING MISSION THERE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so sorry but my baby is trying to break free and is just used again by fondue*
Oh is Kaito evolving into a tree?
WHY DO WE HAVE ANOTHER GAY MOMENT BETWEEN ZACK AND GLASSES GUY?!
Is that a new jacket or are you still fucking tattered, my guy?
Why is melon man such a cutie patootie with Kouta I can't do this
ALSO CHANGE THE FUCKING JACKET OR SKIP IT ALTOGETHER
Also like you may have tried your best but you didn't raise him quite well
Melon man's side burns are doing things to me that I will neither explore nor explain
Yeah, that's... that's correct. Like really no shame but one of the reasons for Micchi's downfall is definitely melon man
Oh I actually fucking love that so much
"You are my shadow. You are every mistake I've made." "If I'm your shadow... then I... can't be real until you're gone!" "That's right." THAT LINE JUST HIT SO MUCH OUT OF NOWHERE
CAN THE MUSIC IM THE BACKGROUND PLS CHILL I AM FUCKING DYING OVER HERE
"He dances to pieces without even needing my prodding. He's the finest toy." AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JQBZIWBZIBWJZBQJZBQJSBQJSBQJSBJSJSJHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
BROKEN SUITS I REPEAT BROKEN SUITS
Why did he die in gay sprinkles?
Lowkey was melon man made for me. He died without dying then revealed he is not dead only to die again without how I assume dying
* for the love of God, I had to google. I cannot remember her name to save my life. Fondue is Redue
Ep 37
Why are Gaim filler episodes so random?😭
I can't take another fever dream😭😭
Kaito is just having a drug trip or something
This is worse than Hakaider😂😂😭😭😭
I CAN'T DO THIS
Where the fuck are you running to, Kouta?
He looks so silly😭😭
And that's why you shouldn't take drugs, kids
Why's he gay like Evolto and why is the apple suit so cool???
Ep 38
Omf I love Micchi's close ups of the eyes. He looks so dead inside
Oh god, Micchi is full on loosing his mind. At least in his vision melon man has a new suit. And Fondue is just like... enjoying Micchi's insanity
HWBZJABZJA HAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS MICCHI'S ACTOR SO GOOD
No Fondue, I don't think he's broken. I think he's totally fine
For a moment I thought Dr. Stylish is wearing a skirt and I was feeling things
I love him so much
I love his summer outfit, it looks so stupid
Btw Micchi, don't you want to go look for Rat and the girl?
You're so uncomfortable Micchi, oh my goodness
PEKOOOOOOOOOOOO
Defuq is going on with Micchi's strength?
Ep 39
I love savage melon man vision
Kqbskqbykqbdks Dr. Stylish is so skrunkly I aIdvqkqbdlbd
I would kiss him just so he shuts the fuck up
THAT WAS SO DESERVED PLS PUNCH DR. STYLISH IN THE FACE MORE OFTEN
I love that after every inconvenience, Dr. Stylish makes sure to dust of his shirt
The fruit is speaking to him!!
Ep 40
Wdym there wasn't an elevator before? Who build it in a few days???
Wait, is that another Build set? What is that? The hurricane scenes set?
"The snake tempted you with power and you took it, didn't you?" Hqvsjabsjq I blame Sleep Token on my fascination with Eden
Yeah, he's turning inves but lmaoo ever seen Build in suits past their power?
Oh welp, guess Kouta's gonna die
So we now wait the next 7 episodes for Kouta to die hated?
Jqbzjqbsjqbsj yes, Kaito, the solution is to just kick it😂😂😂
The way they mirror it with Yuuya and Hase🙃
No Fondue. You're hated bc you suck
Couldn't they have chosen ANY other angle. LITERALLY
Dr. Stylish is just having a lil movie night. Good for him. Treat yourself, princess
It was obvious but still like... for 40 episodes you were trying to tell us he's wrong and now he's right???😭
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The Musketeers Reaction: The Challenge
Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]
Now with BONUS: meta analysis :) (But Wench might post that separately later too... she hasn't decided)
[Oh, no, a prisoner transfer! That always goes badly; just ask CTU (from 24)]
Well shit
Well…. SHIT THIS MAN A BEAST [Yup!]
“Stay out of this, damn you” Let us get our asses kicked by one man.. on our own [Red Guards be prideful dumbasses]
Wot? WOT?! WHAT!?! [Tenth Doctor-coded, you are] ☠️☠️☠️ [But also, agreed. They explicitly warned the Red Guard. And then tried to help. Not their fault the RG didn't listen 💀] Right!?!
No one asked you, man child
WHAT, ARE THEY ALL CHILDREN??? [Yes]
OOOP- awwwwww [Dangerous for him and Constance to do that in broad daylight tho]
Well their relationship has escalated
[OH, LOOK, HER HUSBAND; WHAT. DID I SAY.] ☠️☠️☠️☠️ [Awkward, that is.]
Blech
Sweet lord [Indeed]
Do they not get paid? [Kinda but also... money got spent… It's not much, I don't think]
[They're Tinder-ing in church ☠️] Im dying [Porthos swiped right on the widow alkdsfj] Trying to say something and these two are distracting me [I adore them] Ok, so anyway… I’m guessing D’art does it, wins, and then becomes a Musketeer
Poor d’Art
Y’all two really trying to swindle money from grieving women… MEN [Only one was grieving. The other was having an affair, since those are highly common] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Imma. Oooop… Second-hand embarrassment [She's covering for him :)] ☠️☠️☠️
☠️☠️☠️ Oooop she ain’t grieving too hard [I'm sorry, but they're kinda cute] They are
“You’re cute”
☠️☠️☠️ Aramis is gonna get the money and Porthos is gonna get a wife [adslkfjlksadjf]
Candle sniffer? Is that a person? ☠️☠️☠️ [Candle snuffer, dear] I know 😂
["Too often, you let your emotions get the better of you" "Can we just get on with it" Sir, that. Proves the point] ☠️☠️☠️
Oooop, I see what you’re doing, Athos
Blech
[I love Peter Capaldi]
Oooop. That might not go well
[Love lines like "I can see you are a man of quick intelligence"... they’re always passive-aggressive digs]
How did he not see him? Or hear that? They are quite incompetent
[OH SHIT I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THIS]
Oooooop
“You killed my father” [he’s making a habit of this] “I mean, burned down my farm. Prepare to die”
Well damn [This has gone badly for young d'Artagnan] d’Art, how do you really think this is gonna play out
[Of course Athos had to save him ☠️] ☠️☠️
Awwww [They turned it in a different direction, but I usually detest "I'm not like *you*" statements]
“Get some rest!” How about dry off?
Bruh where did the rain go?
Bitch (Milady), why ain’t you ded?
[This is what I meant by “I remember what happens after this” btw] Let me breathe on your mouth for a moment [Shut up]
“Leave me alone, Athos” Ma’am you came to him??? Womennnn
“I thought you had brains, but clearly not.” Athos, what has he done for you to think that? [alskdfjlsakdjf This is a valid question]
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Jezebel: Welp! First off the level of ack I feel about friends having to fight each other in a competition is like…. Skyrocketing. Idk if it’s gonna be as awkward (they each think they will win, disappointment if they don’t) but I feel awkward about it lol!
Wench: You underestimate their loyalty, dear… I'm reasonably — like 90% — confident that they're only, like, half-competing. Because this is the current main way they know to get d'Art his commission and he's running out of time. And these three are, it's heavily implied, the best of the regiment so it’s kinda foolish to send a new recruit unless it’s more about getting him the commission.
Jezebel: Ohhhh they letting him win?
Wench: I suspect they've already gone to Treville and been like. “Don't consider us for the tournament.” I don't know for sure, but that's always been my interpretation. Also, it's less "letting him win" and more "nudging him in the right direction and giving him sway with Treville." Buddy's from Gascony and got that hot-headed pride thing going; he wouldn't accept their charity any more than he'd accept their money
Jezebel: Ohhhhhh! I see!! I love them! 🙂
Wench: At least Athos, since he's heavily training d'Art to compete. I'm less sure about Flort because they seem to kinda need the money 💀
Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Gonna be another: (Athos) “We weren't gonna try to win” -> (Porthos) “Weren't we?” -> (Aramis) “Next time let us know” things
Wench: aslkdjflkadsjf Exactly!!!
Jezebel: It feels like as of rn they have put Milady in the ep…. Just so she’s in the ep ☠️ Not that I’m complaining she’s aight but she just seems random
Wench: You ain't seen shit yet. Also, in case you missed this, they're Heavily paralleling Athos and d'Artagnan in this ep. Her being there is definitely intentional.
Jezebel: Yes! I have 😂 Athos even said it ☠️
Wench: Ma'am. He said one overt "you're more like me than you know"; that is not paralleling ☠️ And, if it were, it’s not the extent of the paralleling either
Jezebel: Aight lay me out the parallels 😂😂
Wench: I'll tell you in endpoint; it's easier to avoid mincing my words
Jezebel: Speaking of tho! I LOVE ATHOS TRAINING DART SM OMG!!! And Flort are just fucking chaos. ☠️☠️ I love them! Porthos trying to talk to the widow tho was fucking adorable
Wench: I adore them all
Jezebel: Ready?
Wench: Yup!
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Ooooop
Ma’am!
She is so pretty tho 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
Oooooop! Oooooooooooooop!!
No, she didn’t
Oh nooooo ["Who else is just going to walk up and hand me 30 livres" Well, ya see-] THIS IS WHY YOU ARE DUMB [Constance was]
PORTHOS!
OOOOP she’s giving him that look
[never trust "it doesn't matter"s]
HE BRUSHED HER HAIR BACK WITH HIS PINKY!? THAT WAS ADORABLE
Ooooop!
[I kinda adore them; sorry to your Portamis plotting ☠️ ] (Porthos) “What was I supposed to be getting again?” (Aramis) “….. NOT THAT”
[Shocker, the marksman won the shooting competition alksdfj] Aramis and that damn hat ☠️☠️☠️ [Oh, and the close-combat dude won the close-combat skirmish; who knew? :)] OH THIS GIF SET!
Athos watching all proud [*simultaneously* Also, in point of fact, I'm not actually sure Athos is competing at all]
Angry face
HE DIDNT FLINCH
“No control….” Buddy. You knew this. Ahead of time. Why are you acting like it's new???
I see what you’re doing… Le gasp! CARDINAL YOU ARE INSANE!
PORTHOS!
Dawwwww
Ma’am! SO ARE YOU
Okay, not the last one. But two out of three isn’t bad!
[Whoops]
Ma’am… It- Y’all- Sir. THEY ARE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER [Because they're so dumb? :)] Yes
OOOP
He gone beat the hell out of herrrrr… Those things were allowed back then
Oooop
OOOOP
[Protective!Athos unlocked asldkfj] Ooooop!
Treville knows he’s letting the guy fight huh? [Not saying :)]
POOR DART! [Poor Constance] I KNOW
💔💔💔💔 The break in his voice when he said I want you
POOOR CONSTANCE
“Her name’s Alice” Oooop- [Callback to your earlier “Aramis is gonna get the money and Porthos is gonna get a wife” !!!] Jealous Aramis
The Musketeers are like WOT
[Bruh. Swordsman??? It's a. Sword contest. I know Athos didn't seem to be competing in the initial bracket. But also. If the point is to win. ???]
They look like guard dogs ready to attack
[Once again, a very Doctor Who score… (Again, same dude, but it especially shows here)] lol!
There goes the hat
[Also, gotta love Athos getting ready to throw hands the second Treville's arm got injured alksdjf] Yes!!! [Man was taking off his cloak in 0 time]
Welp ok. King making up for all the childish behavior
[d'Artagnan needed to have his heart broken to not let it sway his actions ☠️] 💔💔💔💔
Ooooop! He’s doing the thing! The thing Athos did! [:))))]
Whoooop whooooop! [I must say. It's. It's kinda biased. To have the King. Judging an assessment. Involving the King's Musketeers] ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Oooooo! Whoooop whoooop!
[Adore the fact that Athos gets to give it to him]
Ooooop! She’s been had! [Why is she surprised that the scheming, manipulating, control-freak Cardinal was being a scheming, manipulating, control-freak??] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ [Also, I'm sorry, but the Athos/Milady storyline is something that is so delectably twisted I can't even... I'll explain some in endpoint] ☠️☠️☠️☠️
“d’Art is the key” ‘Cause he’s dumb
Sighhhh, womennnn
💔💔💔💔💔
Ack! DON’T DO IT
HE DONE IT
HE DIDN’T DO IT
OOOOP! She’s confused!
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Jezebel: Basic summary: Poor d’Art! But also YAY D’ART! But then poor Constance. No really 💔💔💔💔 POOR CONSTANCE. But Miladys face when he didn’t get in the carriage? stunned 😀
Wench: Indeed
Jezebel: Also I didn’t absolutely hate the king this episode. He seemed competent ☠️☠️ I retract my earlier statements about him 😂😂
Wench: Ma'am. He was still being the same childish king he's always been; he just happened to be childish in favor of the protagonists.
Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️ ok fair
Wench: He just threw a competition as a way of proving that his men were better than the Cardinal's, and then he rigged that competition, and then he took the prize money on top of that laksdjf
Jezebel: This… is also true 😂😂 Anyway 😂 ummmmm… oh yeah! Porthossss 💔💔 he was so soft and non-tough-guy with Alice it was adorable. And the “Who’ll look after you?” to Aramis???? 💕💕 (When she leaves)
Wench: Yeah :)
Jezebel: And Papa Treville! And how they all was like yeah fuck the competition soon as he got hurt! I love it! And I did mention up there the look on Milady’s face when the lil dummy she was so sure she could seduce didn’t take the bait ☠️☠️ Now that may change I guess! But that was satisfying that he wasn’t like “well, bye, Constance; hello, Milady!”
Wench: This is true, and it's nice that he's not fickle... Fits in with his character, though, for the most part, so I'm not horribly shocked
Jezebel: Athos tho! I loved him this whole episode! And his little "get down there before he changes his mind" (with a smirk)
Wench: Yesssss
Jezebel: Uhhhhh… the only thing I can say about Athos and Milady’s scene together was already said in the react, but how she was all “lemme stalk you” and then all “HMPH stop stalking me”... Like!?!?
Wench: You still don’t see the parallels?
Jezebel: Nope ☠️☠️ Just tell me
Wench: *sigh* Okay
Jezebel: 🙂
Wench: For reference, btw, we only have two more s1 episodes left. Now, first, some contextual parallels: Have you noticed the running theme of scarring/binding/tying in Athos' and Milady's backstories?
Jezebel: Um. I- no? Maybe? You say that and all I think is her being hanged but I can’t remember where else it is happening or do you mean figuratively
Wench: Yes and no. That’s the obvious example. She was hanged. She still "bears the token of [his] love" in the scar that remains. She covers it up with a fine necklace --- a choker --- to obscure her past. But less obviously... He still wears her locket. She says that he gave her a necklace, and he still wears the chain that represents her around his neck. Half the time he's drinking, his head is literally bowed by it. Also, in his intro, the locket is the first real thing we see of his character. He's hungover and drinking first, yes, but the second he gets his bearing/sits up, he pulls out the locket. And that's before he even gets dressed/does his wake-up ritual. Within that locket is a pressed forget-me-not (or an icon of the flower, but the point remains... a forget-me-not). Additionally, the first time we see her, she's manipulating things so that he gets imprisoned --- weaponizing justice the same way she feels was done against her --- and quite literally manacled in the process. Et cetera, et cetera.
Jezebel: Ok, so see! This is what I mean by I may see a parallel but would never see it that deep! I would see he wears her locket with a forget me not inside and be like ohhhhh he is like tormenting himself. And this I would not think about it again. I would have never caught the choker being symbolic just that she needed something that fit to her neck… or she couldn’t hide the scar
Wench: And that's shown in their interactions too… In "Commodities," for example, when they both are back at Pinon: after she’s knocked him to the ground, she literally pulls him up to meet the dagger by the locket chain.
Still Wench: And yet it’s also why she can’t go through with killing him; she's so distracted by it that she takes too long and d'Artagnan shows up.
Jezebel: ☹️☹️☹️☹️ see now I caught that that threw her off ☠️☠️ I’m not fully unaware! 😂
Wench: Not surprised by this, but the scene still means more in context of the larger symbolism. Then you've got the episode we just watched, where you have the alley scene, in which she literally tugs him closer via the chain.
Once again back to Wench: But even beyond the literal symbolism that's emphasized overtly on screen, it's their literal storyline… They're each orbiting the other, unable to let go completely but unable to forgive and forget and move on either. Tied together by their mutual scarring --- whether literal or metaphorical --- and the literal ties that bind.
Jezebel: ☹️☹️☹️☹️ that is so sad and makes so much sense once pointed out omg
Wench: So. Why have I spent so long yapping about this? Because all of this context boils down to Milady deciding to sponsor d'Art. And what does she do for him? She gives him money, BUT. Attached to that money. Is nothing less than:
Still Wench: A necklace. More than that, a forget-me-not pendant on a chain.
Jezebel: I meant to mention that more! I think I was like oooop or something but at first I thought it was THE locket! Like i thought she’d got it off Athos
Wench: It's not, but what it is is a cheaper-quality pendant. It's not a locket; it's just an oval with a carving. It's stark and cold, harsh and engraved. Molded. Like, one might say, a woman who's been through shit and decided to embrace the role of criminal she feels shoved into. Athos', meanwhile, is a locket. It's got the actual flower, soft and natural and encapsulated in time. A happy memory encased in pendant form. But it's also not intact. It's old and withered and slightly tarnished: the necklace equivalent of that warm and happy glow they always use for the Athos/Milady flashbacks.
Jezebel: I am sitting here reading this like…. Bruh, these are blink and you’ll miss them moments and here she is just pulling full detailed parallels out of her ass…. But they make sense and make the characters so much deeper and sadder… ack
Wench: I'm boutta add a bit more, whoops :) Because this shows up in the context of Milady offering to sponsor d'Artagnan, right? She's offering him money. But the chain comes with the money. Her influence comes with the money. They have to go together, or they don't go at all. If he takes that money, he becomes even more indebted to her than he already was. And he does take it. And he takes the necklace (her "care," her influence, his debt to her) too. AND… this is what gets him and Constance in trouble. It's Bonacieux seeing d'Art and Milady together and discovering that necklace that prompts him to follow d'Art. It's Milady's meddling influence that keeps screwing things up for them. BUT it’s not all bad because, when the necklace goes missing and Constance asks about it, he dismisses it --- her influence, his debt to her --- as unimportant. He lets it go. She does it again --- not with a necklace, but still --- at the end: she offers him a ride in her carriage, and it’s just a simple offer, but with strings --- literally --- attached
Jezebel: (I was waiting cause it seemed you were gonna add more to that! Since he declines the offer)
Wench: Oh, no. Nothing immediately attached. But I will say... The more I (re)watch, the more I realize that she's got a lot of the archetypes of the devil figure. (That's the character who offers a temptation but gets control of you in return)
Jezebel: Oooooo! 👀 I can see that
Wench: She consistently offers things to people --- love to Athos, power to the Cardinal, a hodgepodge of things for d'Art --- but it's not as easy as it seems. With the sole exception of the Cardinal (because he's an unstable force that she can't fully manipulate), she gets nearly interminable power over the people who take her up on it
Still Wench: Anyway, that's the main but extensive parallel between Athos and d'Artagnan in this episode. Athos outright says, "you're more like me than you know" (paraphrased), and they show it, bit by bit, with this running symbolism. They're alike, but not the same. They have similar necklaces --- similar ties to Milady --- but not identical ones. d'Art hasn't and never will have the same opportunity to be influenced by her as Athos did --- he first met her when she framed him for murder, so he's not quite as inclined to trust her as Athos (who met her when she was either not the same person or pretending to not be the same person, depending on your interpretation) --- but he's nonetheless swayed by her. Similar, but not the same. See?
Jezebel: Yes! I do! 😂 though I never would have before! So thank you 😂😂😂
Wench: :) np! Any overall responses though? ☠️ I kinda took over
Jezebel: More of a question… Am I just seeing her look confused he didn’t get in the cart, or is that gonna play into this little “she can sway Dart to come to the Cardinal men” thing she had because she doesn’t have the hold over him she thinks?
Wench: Wot
Jezebel:
Wench: Hellooooo?
Jezebel:
Wench: Good night, dear
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*the next morning*
Jezebel: I was falling asleep ☠️ but I can’t remember if you ever commented on if there was a point to be made about him not getting in the cart with her. Like he can resist her and she didn’t expect that, or something. And because it seemed like you hadn’t responded I was asking basically if I was looking too deep into it. Like sure maybe she was like: oh ok then. But to me she looked legitimately shocked, as this came right after her telling the Cardinal it would be easy to sway him in their favor. If that makes more sense ☠️😂
Wench: It does a bit, yeah, and, to answer… I kinda adressed it, but only a bit, with the "She does it again --- not with a necklace, but still --- at the end: she offers him a ride in her carriage, and it’s just a simple offer, but with strings --- literally --- attached.” It's another way of drawing him closer/getting him under her influence. And she's feeling Really Confident --- as you said --- about her skill at influencing him. But what he does is a) show loyalty and b) show love. (Both for Constance, but still). This is particularly important because, if you think back to the pilot when they *coughs discreetly behind my fan* laid together, he saw the scar around her neck, asked about it, and, upon hearing that her husband had her almost killed, offers to kill said husband for her. So what we have here is a conflict between her influence and the other people in d'Artagnan's life, and she's been counting on her influence being strongest. (Which is partly because that's how it worked with Athos... even now, buddy can't move on.) But she just got proof that it's very clearly not. He just prioritized Constance (someone who'd just broken up with him, too, and seemingly very cruelly, even if Milady didn't know that) over her, and that's a sign that maybe she's too used to her own allure working and she's misjudged d'Artagnan's character, But it's just a minor thing, so it's not panic yet, just confusion. Does that make sense?
Jezebel: Yes! 🙂
Wench: Good... I feel like half of this shit is not what it is in my head laksdfj
Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ doubt it, because everything you say makes so much sense
Wench: ☠️😭
Jezebel: The emojissssss
Wench: Shut up But I have had months to think about this. And more since the book.
Jezebel: That was all I had for endpoint though! I just really wanted your two way more than two but I love it cents on that look
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Wench edit, many days later: It's occurring to me that those "oop"s are very incomprehensible but idk what they referred to, so I can't put in signal phrasing... sorry :] (Blame Jezebel)
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Rhymieeeeee!!! @rhymingtree
As promised. Here I aaaam! I vow never to be late for any more releases (at least until the break ends). I'm just so glad school is over and I get to do fun things without worrying over deadlines. 😌😌
I’m glad that your stress is over…for now 🖤
Time for my cathartic suffering to recommence.
Welcome back 😈
They’d planned on closing her in, tightening their circle until she was trapped in their line of sight.
She's gotten very good at squeezing her way out of tight circles. I thought they'd know that by now.
Ollie’s just terminally over confident
— “You wanted to play a game of death and destruction, eh, Doc?” — Bucky flinched, the voice shooting through his head at the same time a headache pierced behind his eyes. A wince rocked through him at the sound. He bowed his head, avoiding the sun as it broke over buildings.
hmmmm what
😀😀😀 you’re gonna hate me next chapter
Now is a very not good time for good ol Soldat to be making himself known
Why no? It’s gonna be fun 😌😈
you don't get to tell him what he needs and doesn't need, oliver
He’s getting wayyyyyy to comfortable 😏
this whole ordeal is giving me trust issues too. Which is a lot considering I already have trust issues.
Fr fr
“Where are you going?” “Away from you,” Sam said, “You’re gonna get me in trouble. Again.”
Im sorry Nat I laughed at your expense
😂😂😂
Yes Nat, you're onto something.
Come on and figure it out, the more the merrier.
It’s gonna go greattttttt
His smile widened as he knelt to unlace his boots before he silently kicked them off and crossed the room in a pair of strides as he tossed off his mask. He was under the blanket before he could blink, wrapping his arms around his husband as he slept.
They're so fucking cute.
They make my heart so happy
“You’re back late,” Duke croaked through half-lidded eyes. A smile curled to his lips as Jack pressed a kiss to his jawline. “Early,” he hummed lowly, “It’s early.”
My excuse when I go to bed an hour before sunrise
You may have been inspiration for that one
Am I envious and awed by the connection and unmoving love and affection these two share with each other that is a perfectly kept constant in the entire series? Yes. My jaw is on the fucking floor.
Their relationship is just so lovely
Am I terrified that all of this is going to amount to one of them dying or getting hurt or getting brainwashed (as you have threatened to do you devil) and tainting every happy memory I (and they themselves) have with blood and pain and destruction? YES ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY
😬😬😬
When I finish this chapter I'm going back to their wedding so I can have a proper weep.
That legit is one of my comfort chapters
Yes, Jack the full grown, adult, married, taxpaying(???) man is the 15 year old's sidekick. Ain't the craziest thing I've heard.
Full grown adult ✓
Taxpayer 🤨? ❌
Sidekick ✓
Bro you've been fighting bad guys in New Orleans and beyond before Peter even lost his Uncle Ben. 😐 You've got seniority. It's fine.
By superhero he means superhuman but, he has been heroing longer than Peter, technically
After weeks of chaos in his head and physically around him, it was like he’d finally figured out how to find peace. Even if his brain was going a million miles a minute—even if all his senses were picking up things he never knew existed—the instant he was with his husband, it all slowed down. And everything made sense. Even in the unfathomable, unpredictable world they had been thrown into, they made sense.
Right yeah I'm full on crying now.
Oof
Fuck you Darke.
Wot? Why? I didn’t do nothin’ yet
“I don’t know if she will.” “You did.”
Y'all are being wonderfully optimistic about this.
In a world like theirs, ya gots to be
This may be because I haven't read BS:A in a month and I might have forgotten some things, but I have never related to Sam more than I do in this moment.
😂😂😂
He’d been confused for the past month and a half. And, once he’d thought they’d figured something out, he was confused again.
Same bro.
Same 😀
I love how close everyone is getting to answers but then it all blows up in their faces just before they could come to a solid conclusion…
😀😀😀
Are all these trust issues going to lead to a Civil War-esque conflict
because if it is, I'm excited
Yes 😌 easy answer yes 😈
You know what I never understood about Peter Parker
He's a conventionally attractive intelligent kid in a science school. And yet he's getting bullied and isn't getting any attention from anyone (except probably MJ)
Sure he's scrawny and a bit awkward but I'd have thought that would be endearing and attractive.
I mean, I'd have a crush on him if he went to my school... to be fair, if you were to put him in my school, the bar would be so fucking low.
Same. i’ve never really understood flash’s bullying throughout homecoming and far from home. Just leave him alone dude
And now he was dismantling the weapon himself. Mr. Stark wouldn’t mind. Peter would just do most of the work himself and then take the pieces to Stark. If anything went wrong…he’d say that he’d found it like that. Yeah…that’s it.
Wow. That's really fucking stupid, Peter. Congrats, you've reached the first of many lows.
Shhhhhhhh he’s got this
I still can't get over how serial killer-y the New York Shadow sounds to me
It really does and, considering his super soldier counterpart is playing serial killer in Europe, he only needs one bad day to make that name vibe come true
He swallowed thickly, reaching for his web shooter and switching the settings from shooting web fluid to a tracking device he’d gotten from Agent Romanoff after the fiasco in Colombia.
I never really thought about how or why Peter got all this cool stuff in his suit that he knew how to use before he disabled the trainwing wheels protocol but now I know.
I don’t even know if he’s gonna have the training wheel protocol in this, it doesn’t really make sense for him to have it imo. It’s not like Tony’s actively training him. Then again, it could be in retaliation for following them to colombia…so the suit shuts down if he leaves nyc with it…even tho he didn’t take it to medellín
What Darke says goes. Her will is final.
Ammeeeeeennnnnnnn 😈🖤
The Shadow was definitely right. He was gonna need some help with this one.
The delinquent teeager with a growing hero complex admits to needing an adult supervisor. Fun.
Adult supervision from the one adult he barely even knows
I think we can safely say that Ghost is displaying signs of a personality disorder that is definitely trauma-related and it gets my gears turning.
👀👀👀 i wanna know all your thoughts
It's also so daunting to see her fall apart mentally like this, contrasting her with Ghost from the flashbacks and especially Ghost from Origins.
She def went through shit in the bunker and it def broke her
Travel Trip number god-only-knows-what-number: make time to rest and eat... also maybe don't stray too far away from your planned accommodations because now you're trapped in the middle of Europe being chased down by a rat and your very persistent boyfriend.
I still need a ghost travel guide
Doctor Novak has impeccable timing... don't tell me he was just watching her have a breakdown in the corner like the creep that he is.
He was
Oof, I'm now imagining him as Silco. Not a friendly mental image.
Exactly who i have began to envision him as, minus the eye….
Should i give him the fucked up eye? I feel like i should give him the fucked up eye
Trying to make light of the situation right before reading a really graphic torture flashback made my stomach churn and I'm sorry.
Oooooffff sorry
A little too… Obedient.
I'm gonna puke.
I’ll grab a bucket
No but I'm actually gonna love this scene aren't I
I am I definitely am
Probably you psycho
“You look perfect.”
Knowing how emaciated and downright ghoulish she proabbly looks right now, that's just... disturbing.
He’s a fucked up person what can i say?
Even if he saw her as a weapon, she isn't in her prime right now. His idea of her being perfect is when she's close to breaking down, inches away from dying because of self-inflicted damage, which in this case was still being inflicted by him. All of what she is now is just the long term effects of his handiwork.
His idea of ‘perfect’ is a numb killing machine, which is exactly what she’s becoming. He doesn’t really care what she looks like, nutrition and health can be administered with drugs later on, he’s just monitoring her progress into becoming the weapon he’s always wanted her to be
As you…A-As you did what you were told.
Darke what the fuck...
😀😀😀
“And you think you can control me?” “No, no. Of course, not. Even I cannot control you, Ghostie,”
The thing is, he is in a way, still controlling her. He knows it. She's in denial about it. He's enjoying it.
He truly is
But your fingers couldn’t wrap around the object. You couldn’t reach it…even if it was within your reach. A pained gasp left your lips as you tried again, “What are you doing?” The words came out in a panicked huff as you began to shake. “I am doing nothing,” he said, watching you carefully as he lifted his pen and began jotting down notes.
Ooh the first thing that came to mind is the pheromone lock thing that Dreykov put in the Widows, but I don't think that's what's happening here.
👀👀👀
The second thing that came to mind was that scene in Moon Knight when Steven was trying to hand the scarab to Arthur Harrow, and one of the other alters (probably Jake) was physically stopping him from handing it over.
Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh interesting
You could kill Ollie before he even knew you were there. You could kill him and everything would go back to normal. Then you could go home.
But it never ends with going home, does it?
Never
Darke, that was one of the best scenes I ever read.
Thank you 😌
What the fuck are you doing to your poor protagonist
✨trauma✨
The Shadowman 😭😭 What, is he some washed up magician in Las Vegas now?
I was thinking more dr. facilier from princess and the frog tbh
If Mr. Stark was so busy, Peter would take care of it himself.
PETER NO
Peter yes
NO NO NO NO NO
Yes yes yes yes yes
“She was aiming at you. And, to be fair, you kinda deserve it.” “Who’s side are you on?” “At this point? It’s varying.”
This would be a really funny fight if I wasn't so stressed out
😂😂😂
Honestly, Jack, what did you think was gonna happen, trusting a kid to hand over a highly hazardous alien technology to a very busy sleep-deprived old billionaire who's got a lot on his plate
He figured that peter was one of those kids that actually listened to adult authority.
He was wrong.
Which means he could tell Ollie about the Shadow guy... who's trying to help him take down the people providing Ollie with weapons…
😈😈😈
Darke, you know what happens to Spidey's father figures!
😀😀😀
“I-I don’t know!” You cried, “I-I don’t miss. I-I never miss. I can't miss. I didn’t miss. I swear.”
So.... Jinx?
Def inspired by that scene
Psychosis?
Borderline insanity?
😀😀😀
He was your mission.
And you weren’t going to fuck it up again.
Girl I'm scared.
😈😈😈
You write her breakdown so well though... the way she's scared of what she's becoming, of how she reacted to Novak. It's great. I love it. I'm terrified.
Thank you! I’m actually really proud of this chapter [and the next one]
Bucky's persistence to getting to Ghost and helping her, even though he's thought of all the possibilities of what's going on, why she's doing this; like, he's considered that she was genuinely a sleeper agent and he's still trying to help her... where do I find a man that dedicated?
Where indeed 😭
And the Homecoming Arc is going so well!!
Thank you!!! 🖤
I love it!! I love how now that the Avengers are genuinely busy and stressed out trying to find Ghost, them not paying as much attention to Peter and the concerning shit he's getting into doesn't feel like them being assholes towards him.
Fr fr! Tony made no sense to me in homecoming.
Like we know what they're going through. They're not just ignoring him and sweeping him under the rug for no reason. Idk, that kinda bugged me watching Homecoming, because Tony's not that busy in the movie. Now, he's got valid priorities.
They literally have a training wheels protocol in his suit but tony isn’t doing any training. Which could be attributed to what happened in CW but, still.
I'm just scared you'll hurt Jack now. I can hear Miguel's theme in the back of my head.
😈😬😀😏
CHAPTER 92: SINS OF THE FATHER
To all my live reactors,
Please, please, please, hide your reactions under a Read More cut. I don’t want any spoilers floating around.
&
To all my Anonymous Avengers,
If you want to react in my asks, feel free. However, I won’t be answering any of them until at least Wednesday if they contain spoilers.
Thank you,
Darke
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No. No. No. No. No.
It couldn’t be him. No.
Athena would have told you if he was in the city.
He wouldn’t come anywhere near you. Not when you were like this. He was smarter than that.
Your chest tightened as the crowd around you brushed past you and you slowly turned to face the man in the window. His dark, nearly black, eyes met your and, in an instant, your mouth went dry. Your body went rigid. Your breath was caught in your throat as your stomach tightened in endless knots.
— “You think he is going to save you?” he asked, staring down at you as you fought against your restraints, “You think he is going to be the one to release you?” —
— A screech tore through your throat as the Soldier simply watched the blade slip across your shoulders. He didn’t move. Didn’t react to your pleas for help. —
— “He is not a hero,” the Doctor whispered, slashing the blade through more skin, “He is a weapon. And weapons, my dear, they do not weep. They do not scream. They do as they are told.” —
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