#im sorry but i fucking hate sharlayan

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all 164 people who voted for old sharlayan are going to hell. there is no reason it should be in 3rd place let alone so close. why the hell would you want to live there it is like if they made oxford into a fantasy city-state island. its a miracle that all our archon friends havent killed themselves yet.

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okay actual gentle wishlist LKJASKLF

allan lb3′ing and faceplanting LMAO

rps in sharlayan when allan was more Allan :pleading:

idk i think allan getting stabbed and not having his globe would be p neat JFKLASJFSALKjf (any form of angst & hurt/comfort where he’s just fked ig LKJKLASJF)

antagonist allan................................ he can be... v bad .... ;;;;

a scion/someone of high standing in sharlayan spiderman pointing at allan bc They Recognize Him

allan being forced to go to sharlayan at some point bc he will Hate That LKJAFLKASJf

n/sfw context one but. make allan cry LKAJSLKFj

actually someone make allan cry from Emotions bc he’s stopped himself from doing that a long time ago LKAJKLSFj

fjaklsfj smth that kinda deals with/calls out allan’s self-esteem and avoidant issues... its such a big thing with him KLJASKFj

allan actually... coming into his power as an astrologian waaahhh. and exploring the lore of how astromancy works! its so interesting to me kljalskfj time magic and all like... thats so fkn wild and could be so loreb endy but taken to such good heights lkajlskfj

asclepius’ ascian shard having company.... pls.... he’s so depressed... LKJFKALSJF

asclepius maybe... meeting wols in elpis... :eyes: esp if allan ships with them LKJASLKFj (also valid for rush & kratos tbh)

this is hella my own thing but naila almost eating allan im KLAJFLKASJFKlj 

this is a given but exploring how shitty allan feels later in sb/shbs (esp if he’s dragged to the first he’s so fucked then KLJAKSFJ)

also smth that deals with his shitty appetite... idk if i make it obvs (i probably do im not sure LKJKLASJF) but he Barely Eats wheezes 

ill probably add more as i think of them but LKJALSKFJ,,,, sorry these are v selfish weHEZES 

okay darker wishlist ideas pls be warned:

hghjsh anything where allan is captured and tortured and the recovery after that....... wheezes...

there would unfortunately be ppl who’d do that

its even more dangerous if they knew about his secret ability bc it can p terrifyingly easy for allan to become a different person/become essentially brainwashed through abusing/manipulating that secret ability lkajslkjf and then... just... huge conflict between his lost memory and the person that rescues him im cry klajslkfj but its possible to also use his ability to regain himself through that person... god does this make sense... but yeah im Emo

these are the hoes that would like to fuck allan up tho

honestly anything exploring his darker, criminal activities. like say hostages, blackmail, torture, anything goes... :eyes: with allan as the antagonist of course lkJKLASJF

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Endwalker day twoooooo

AYMERIC im love youuuuuu, omg papa Gaius too? everybody’s showing up all of a sudden

LOOK at this fucking crew omg, BRD, WHM, SCH, WAR, BLM, MNK, DRG and MCH job tutors??? the pirate dudes???? Lyse & Pipin???? LUCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the BEST

I fuckin LOVE this pirate guy and his voice, omfg not Emmanellain lmaoooooooo he’s too much

OH MY GOD LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO THE STEPPE CREW FUCK YESSSS SADU AND MAGNAI omg poor Cirina “Sadu pls don’t kill them”

LMAO YSHTOLA “not to put too fine a point on it, but I wouldn’t be caught dead in that” queen

TATARUUUUUU YESSSSSS COME HANG OUT IN SHARLAYAN, also omg “while I’m confident you won’t go collapsing again (because a certain someone who shall remain nameless isn’t in a position to transport your souls to another world)” drag him Tataru

“several cutscenes will play in sequence” this is what I like to HEAR let’s go

oh my god of course they put Graha in the fucking rebel coat, I literally almost put it on too, thank god I didn’t, also love that Urianger gets his post-HW outfit again. wait hold up where do I get that jacket Thancred has on, gimme, I want it

(also why does Thancred talk so quietly this expansion, is this like a consequence of covid where his VA was recording from home so he had to be quiet or is this just a choice)

ah shit here we go again, playing as Thancred, god I wish I could move his skills around, also I love these little portraits next to the dialogue in this, also also where do I get Yshtola’s coat too

oh hey there’s a new animation for drawing your weapon in a cutscene, for DRK at least (I tend to do these solo duties on DRK bc I look dumb as hell running around with my SMN book lmao)

also since when is Pipin a DRK???? is it literally bc Raubahn gave him his sword but Raubahn is so fucking big that Pipin has to use it as a greatsword LMAO

also love that Sadu and Cirina are dating now

Emet really gassing himself up in this little narration for entering Garlemald, we get it bud, you’re super fucking smart, why are you even still talking you’re fucking dead

boy it’s fuckin grim in Garlemald, huh. real fuckin bummer here. this lil moment with the twins is too much

LOL the WHM kid being like “jesus CHRIST get over yourselves” and aero’ing everybody

fucking hell, under the chin?? they really cranked up the blood on this one

pirate boy and Emmanellain new brotp

since when can Ascians just snatch people up?? why don’t they do that more often??

FUCKING LMAOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSS KIDNAPPED TO DINNER WITH ZENOS WITH FANDANIEL BUTER????? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE I AM LOSING IT

“Ah. Exposition is in order.” wonderful thank you fandango please exposit

Zenos just fuckin munchin away down there, minding his own business. LMAO FANDANGO “finish your dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

oh my FUCKING god no we aren’t. NO WE AREN’T!!!! NO WE ARE NOT SWAPPING BODIES AND DUKING IT OUT!!!!!!!

this solo duty is fucking NUTS, I cannot believe this shit is happening. GRAHA NO, ALISAIE NO, PLEASE, STOP, ITS NOT ME, YSHTOLA CANT YOU SEE THATS NOT MY SOUL!!!!! YES QUEEN HELP!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!! TRUST YOUR OWN JUDGEMENT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!

fucking SHIT if they had me ME kill Graha and/or Alisaie I would have lost my fucking mind

well, we made it. the fuckin moon. here we are. loving all the nice piano music this expansion

im sorry? excuse me? sparkling dog?

I FOUND THE MOON CACTUARS, they are horrifying, I both hate and love them

Hythlodaeus!!!!!!!!!! my new old friend!!!!!!!! I love him sm

“a slave to sentiment, even after an eternity” yeah that’s Emet “In you I choose to believe, as Emet-Selch did” not this...................

FLYING DOG FLYING DOG FLYING DOG, ZENOS LOOK AT MY FLYING DOG

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe we shouldn’t’ve killed Elidibus, maybe Zodiark like, needed a brain. can we just pop back over to the first and get him out of the crystal tower real quick?

LMAOOO FANDANIEL “hold on ONE sec, can I just become Zodiark rq? thanks bye!!!!!!!!”

now hold up who was that? me? pre-sundering me? idfk, anyway this fight is happening way earlier than I thought which is GREAT news bc it means utterly wild shit is going to happen to keep this plot rolling, bc just based on this being lv 83 there’s 70% of the expansion left (at least I hope so)

GOD that trial was so FUCKING fun omg, I’m so excited for EX, it’s genuinely so fun to go into these trials with nobody knowing shit but all of us hyped as fuck and wiping and all being like “holy shit this kicks ass!!!! we all just died!!!! fuck yeah!!!!!”

anyway uhhhhhhhhhhh I done goofed??????? LMAO Zenos what the FUCK do you want, this is becoming ridiculous, my catboy looks so fucking over his bullshit lmao

this man is so fucking single-minded, he literally thinks of nothing else but figuring out how to fight me. like. just come with me. come hang out. it’s fine. we can be, like, actual friends. let’s go get dinner without Fandaniel. tbh I just want Zenos as a trust

THE BUNS!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE!!!!! thancred looks like he’s gonna have a fucking stroke lmao, you okay my guy

oh im serving looks in these outfits from the bunnies, eorzea’s next top model has arrived. just kidding Urianger is the top model, yes king strike that pose

alright calling it there, I’ve slept about 4 of the past 42 hours lmao