#im soooooooo lazy

[mochasucculent]

Gilf on gilf psychological warfare

[nyanab00]

yandere elliott is my everything kyaaaaa ♡ ♡ ♡

based off when you’d try to leave the farm in the black route ♡

he can’t bear to be away from her ( she politely asks him to tag along with shopping and promises to cling to him if he so wants ) 

[duckhunt-dog]

Oooooooo, what’s this strange place?

Oi! Hasn’t Hunter been here before?? I don’t think he’ll mind if you take over for some time!

He chuckles a bit

Ya think he’ll be ok with that?

I bet he won’t, he doesn’t get on here a lot anyways! Don’t worry about it too much, Laki!

Well I didn’t say I was but

I think this’ll be a mighty opportunity to talk with the cool weirdos on here! Dontcha think?

Lakitu made a thumbs up and Smick nodded excitedly

GREAT! Let’s get to work then!

. . .

They stole the account, didn’t they?

[amu-brain-dump]

from the 30s asks: 25) favourite "old person activity"?

I'm gonna go with sewing here. I actually haven't sewn anything in a while but I do enjoy it very much. It can be very relaxing or very stressful but it's always fun

[the-razzdazzler]

wow im doing a big stupid and am trying to compile a list of every song ive ever listened to that made me think about Valerius

cause i was thinking abt idkhow songs that reminded me of him so now i have to make a list

list time babey

also can you tell im emo

Thank You For The Venom-MCR

The Sharpest Lives-MCR

Vampires Will Never Hurt You-MCR

Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time-Panic!

Build God, Then We'll Talk-Panic!

Nearly Witches-Panic!

Turn Off The Lights-Panic!

Oh Glory-Panic!

House of Memories-Panic!

There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered-Panic!

Hallelujah-Panic!

One of the Drunks-Panic!

Miss Missing You-FOB

Golden-FOB

The Kintsugi Kid-FOB

Heaven, Iowa-FOB

GINASFS-FOB

What A Catch, Donnie-FOB

I Don't Care-FOB

Last of the Real Ones-FOB

Church-FOB

Against the Kitchen Floor-Will Wood

Half Decade Hangover-Will Wood

White Knuckle Jerk-Will Wood

Talk-Hozier

From Eden-Hozier

Mad IQs-iDKHOW

Social Climb-iDKHOW

Razzmatazz-iDKHOW

SPKOTHDVL-iDKHOW

New Invention-iDKHOW

crushcrushcrush-Paramore

Part II-Paramore

Sweet Disaster-DREAMERS

Never Love An Anchor-Crane Wives

[damistrolls]

i have asks to get to............ but id need 2 either think for them, write for them, or draw for them 

[libelelle]

ok should i make my own pfp or find a good panel from the comics

[thefunniestguy]

Too many interesting books not enough time and motivation

[avogoat-archive]

Anon hate

i am kissing you directly on the mouth

[dickggansey]

i don't wanna go to work tomorrow 😭 i literally do not wanna go sooooooo bad

[pinkpigtailsprincess]

𝜗𝜚 ݁ ˖ Do y’all actually want ur desires? 🎀⭐️

…📧; Okay don’t get me wrong i love you guys but do you ACTUALLY want your desires that bad?? like honestly if you wanted it that bad you’d stop repeating the old story & getting shaken up by every circumstance thats comes your way

the law is SHOCKINGLY SIMPLE you don’t even have to try to get ur desires & you don’t have to work hard either!

“im too lazy to persist!” “but its soooooooo hard”

do you hear yourself right now?? you can manifest ANYTHING,ANYWHERE AT ANYTIME like shower,ur bed,on a road trip it doesn’t matter where you are or even what ur feeling , you could be angry,sad,happy,irritated,scared and it won’t bc it’s already yours JUST PERSIST!

[sugrhigh]

dad!chris or dad!matt u choose :)

these are headcannons cuz i don’t have any fic ideas for this but im gonna do both (haha) cuz who can really choose 🥸 enjoy!

dad!matt

oh my god he would be trying to handle everything, making sure that in the early weeks of taking care of your newborn he lets you get plenty of rest

makes you go on walks through the neighborhood, baby in the stroller because he insists that nature is good for the young soul

would definitely buy you a magnet for the fridge or a mug that says like “#1 mom” or something corny like that just to show his appreciation

lovessss bonding time, lazy sundays where he makes breakfast and you all just sit on the couch, letting the baby play on the floor as the tv plays in the background

always coming home with a toy or some kind of essential if he goes to the store and sees something that makes him think of you and the kid(s)

dad!chris

would have a really hard time trying not to swear around your kid at first (honestly goes for matt too)

i.e. a lot of “oh shit!” and “fuck” thrown around in the first year or two, early enough for you to laugh it off as he learns to correct himself

he would do literally anything you asked coming home from the hospital as a new parents, lots of massages really anywhere when you’re stressed or tired, making sure your comfort comes first as you navigate it together

would deadass get caught zoning in on the baby sensory videos you put on for your little guy or girl

“chris.” “right, sorry, what’s up babe?”

soooooooo many nicknames for your kid, ones that do and don’t relate to their name(s) and they just come out of nowhere

[the-s1lly-corner]

Sorry I'm lazy also starving for this material your serving up here but may I be served... a TADC cast X Food themed reader like they look like food and smell great. If you don't feel like doing the whole cast just serve me up Caine.

Thank you ♡ Sleep well hun

U(•ㅅ•)U

Caine, Jax, and Kinger x food!themed reader!

was originally going to do the entire cast but i only have ideas for a few soooooooo you're getting caine and a few others! reader is going to be a different food only because i got ideas for specific treats for each character!

CAINE:

youre cotton candy! the classic pink one! i mean thats like. one of the top circus foods, i think? popcorn is another option, though.... hmm... both could work! if you smell nice i think he would make a few comments on it, perhaps even lolling his tongue out to really sell the point. though, i dont think caine would be bold enough to pick a part of you off and eat it.... though he has been tempted... of course, this is assuming you can regenerate your pieces and its not painful, if it is hes not going to even think about it... will eat if you offer, though. i DO think hes going to have to guard you from bubble though, so theres that to look out for... if we're going with the cotton candy theme, he makes sure to avoid IHAs that involve water, and carries an umbrella over you whenever theres water... not because you would melt... no thats too morbid, though i can see it happening... no more so admins idea is just that you get sticky

JAX:

sour candy, no specific one but personally the first one that comes to mind is something like sour patch kids.... reason i picked this is because jax is an absolute FIEND for sour candy imo and i think it would be funny. if you have detachable parts like zooble, and if you can regenerate unlike zooble, just know hes probably going to pluck a piece of you off and eat you. i just imagine like how princess bubble gum was taking scoops from that ice cream lady in the episode the lich was first introduced, or how she can just rip parts of her body off with ease. thats... actually kind of how im imagining the reader, just sour candy instead of bubblegum! must admit, admin hardly ever gets sour candies so hes unsure of what they smell like, but if youre fruit scented i think jax would mess with you by taking comically large whiffs around you just because he thinks the look you give him is funny

KINGER:

youre theme is oranges. for multiple reasons. 1, admin loves the smell of citrus. but also oranges help with anxiety and stress, at least according to admins brief google search (and the internet wouldnt lie!!!!!!!/j), and it sounds more appealing than avocados and oysters...... moving on, i think this pairs well with kinger because this man is absolutely riddled with anxiety and stress, so having you around with your smell does good for him! the thought of consuming or tasting you never crosses his mind, oddly enough.. kind of pauses when you offer to give him something, even reassuring him that it doesnt hurt and you'll regenerate... i think he would flat out refuse, though.. mix of "im not going to eat you" and "i dont want you to give yourself up for me, metaphorically AND literally"

shrugs.. likes nuzzling into you when you guys nap together

[bbina]

WAIT I GONNA KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFF BETWEEN 💊 AND 🌊 im too lazy to scroll 💁🏻‍♀️

also perhaps i could be part of the bbinaverse?? *wink, wink* 🪀 anon pleaseu if it's not available maybe 🪁 or 🎮 hihi

what the 💊 route could’ve been: a taste of your own medicine

in this route, after wonbin comes back from ulsan, he is a whole different person at least to yn. by the time wonbin returns from ulsan, he has essentially moved on from the whole fiasco with yn and is now back to his old self. even ended up being civil with yn. obviously they now have history together and wonbin has put up like a boundary between him and yn just for his own peace but there is no harbored lingering feelings for yn anymore. yn on the otherhand, who realized that she actually liked wonbin this whole time is now the one chasing after him. the one initiating plans only to be rejected and the such. but get this, they haven’t had closure on what happened between them before wonbin left for ulsan and came back as a whole different person (at least to her) during this, she realizes that wow, maybe i did take him for granted all this time and wants to prove to wonbin that it was him all along. but then a new person comes into the picture. during wonbin’s stay in ulsan he actually met a few people and took a liking to one of the lucky mfs. turns out said lucky person has a lot in common with wonbin and they instantly clicked. now at this point its yn whos chasing after wonbin who has his eyes set on a different person hence why its called taste of your own medicine because just not too long ago it was wonbin who was chasing yn who also had her eyes set on a different person (sungchan)

so yeah this *was* my plans for btl *if* pill won the poll but wave won soooooooo . lets just all imagine this instead 🙏 and yes! welcome to bbinaverse enjoy your stay!

[brucequeensteen]

like i think of myself as inherently quite kind but im not selfless and im aware of that. Im kind of a selfish bastard and people have told me i come across as judgmental and cold sometimes. but also im just a silly guy having fun and i like being nice to people? So it really depends. im not mean im just cunty. and also autistic. And also really really lazy. but people like me soooooooo. #win