#im so run down like my body is in the trenches rn and i just. wanna feel better pls. it's been like 6 weeks of having various symptoms

[dontwanderoff]

i only have one more tablet left of my antibiotics and still feel literally zero percent different 🙃 im gonna have to go back to a doctor aren't i?

[lesyah]

guardian stream of consciousness watchthrough ep. 3-5

ok everybody, i’m playing catch up because i watch this show in the wee wee hours of the night and i get too tired to type the thoughts i’m having, so i’m going to highlight the main points and then resume normal ones on ep 15 thank you goodbye

Episode 3

This girl is SUS but cute

The way she just RAN up hahaha what?????

She’s so timid it makes ME feel timid

Her reaction to the cake.......

She RAN AWAY!????

S U S

Why is zhao sneezing so much

This cake thing is so sketchy and idk what’s going on

Zhao was like “oh you like cake too??????? Awesome thanks I’ll eat it”

Ok zhao

Uh oh the note

Idk what it means but it seems bad

Normally in these kinds of shows I’m like “literally why are you suspicious there’s no evidence”

But this show.......even I’m suspicious of him

Zhao really said “you either have trauma or low self esteem”

Huh????????? Those are the only two options?????????

Shen Wei was like “ok relax”

The kid who’s on his phone is so twitchy haha

The prescription drop........very sus

Idk what’s going on

I really truly know nothing

The fact that he’s just chatting with this student for gossip in the middle of the night 😭😭😭😭😭

Omg the twitchy kid talking to the bush

Seriously you guys the interactions between shen wei and zhao yunlan are soooooooo confusing

They’re always speaking in vague suggestions and I do not have the context needed to understand them 🤨🤨

I think they’re confused too tho. At least zhao

the cat is so cute

dead cat’s name is da qing right????????

Omg he is just falling asleep

Very cat like

Lmao

Ok one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen is when I thought both the lady and the twitchy kid were dead on the ground but the second body was actually just guo changcheng. I laughed SO HARD. he just straight passed out and they LEFT HIM THEREEE HAHAHAHA

That teacher cannot be more suspicious

The prescription girl is back 👀👀👀

The teacher laughing at the kid omg. Kinda scary. “Run” yikes

Um.

Ok.

I am....

“Colossal prank” ????????

You mean a horrible crime???????????

What the sociownfowkoxow

That’s HORRIBLE

Zhao talks to shen wei like “✨🌼🧚🏻‍♂️ oh Professor sheeeeeenn 🧚🏻‍♂️🌼✨” and then talks ABOUT shen wei like “🔥💢⁉️ STOP ⁉️💢🔥 YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW......idk which one yet but you VIOLATED IT 😡😡😡😡”

“I barely had anything to do with it” ummmmmm you little punk.

The teacher and the girl 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Omg it’s not working on shen wei

He’s like “😒😒😒😒” while she’s trying to suck the life out of him.

Shen wei’s energy.........unmatched

NOT SHEN WEI PRETENDING TO BE HURT HAHAHA

omg she did it to the teacher 😔

Rip

Guo changcheng furiously looking in his notes in this intense scene

Shen Wei saved her...?? 😭

This long haired guy.......annoying.

“Can you take a picture for me”

“Idk how to use a camera”

“Wtf how old are you 4?”

“Actually I’m 10,000+. I can barely operate a landline”

Shen Wei..................you really do suspicious things.

Zhao’s face when he saw that it was shen wei HAHAHAHAHA

He was like 👁👄👁 are you kidding me rn

Episode 4

They’re interrogating him Hahahah

He’s so cool and they all know it

He just annihilated them all

Chu shuzhi is so mean to lil guo haha

The kids drawing of the guy.....IM

I laughed so hard omg.

Where’d that blood come from shen wei

The girl and the guy are together 👀👀

Zhu Hong is so pretty

Shen Wei and zhao going on a leisurely midnight stroll

Maybe I’m stupid but this is when I officially found out shen wei is the black robe envoy guy. I thought he was but didn’t want to say and look like an idiot

He’s so defensive about zhao I’m intrigued

The long haired guy is even like “.....tuck that information away for later. As a treat”

Lil guo thought he killed that guy????????? Wtf Hahahah

I can’t believe she was like “I’m taking every pretty face to exist” like relax

THE GUY SUICIDE BOMBED THEM??????? WHAT SKXOKEKXKENE

Just wait until chu shuzhi finds out that shen wei is his celebrity crush

Omfg

Omg

Zhao named shen wei

Whatsixiwnickwne c

Episode 5

Omg this kid is kind of a brat

He got drowned in the bathtub tho and that’s a little bit too much of a punishment

Shen Wei always looks like a baller

His suits are immaculate

I love da qing with my whole heart

There is a lot of sketchy energy in that rich person’s house

Oh the kid disappeared I thought he drowned

The butler.............hmmmmmmm...........very suspicious

Oh no the girl too?? Rip

Ok the butler knows shen wei??????? Wtf

“You are not allowed to touch zhao yunlan” HONEY WHO SAID HE WOULD?????????? Your simp is showing shen wei 😭😭😭😭

His kid went missing 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Poor guy

I’m sad

Omg those evil men wtf!!!!!!!!!! Why would they do that?!!!!???!!! He was just a kid

Ope 👀👀👀 the two rich kids actually like each other

Arranged marriage trope

Honestly that poor kid

Shen Wei saved him awww

Ok this trench coat guy............calm down

Omg shen wei moved house right near them????????

Your simp is showing again

Ok this new case is interesting