#im so damn busy with work 😡😡

[evilfranzkafka]

freaking the frick out

[santanasaintmendes]

new york, concrete jungle where dreams are made of

part3! to the cosmic girl records 

¡Cosmic Girl Records!

summary: graduation day! and having the grid in the city for the US GP makes the day 1000x better 

olliebearman x reader & platonic!grid x reader 

fc!: gorgeous girls and couples on pinterest all credits go to rightful owners of the photos used below 

a/n: thank you for everyone who’s shown love to part 1 and 2 of the cosmic girl records!

disclaimer!: there are sensitive jokes that are used in this smau that may be offensive to some people they are all purely used to make the story more humorous. if you have any problems with the jokes that are used please feel free to message me and i will do my best to make sure everyone is happy, thank you!

tg!: swearing, sensitive jokes, carlos and y/n bully lando, if there are any other ones let me know!

wordcount: 1.5k ?

enjoy and i hope it makes you smile/laugh!

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unfortunatelyy/n: hey upper east siders, 2 days down, 3 to go and im thinkin’. . . more coffee ☕️

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 bestie1: I BELIEVE IN US 💪

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 unfortunatelyy/n: i wish i had the brain capacity to 😮‍💨

 user1: wait so now that she’s graduating does that mean no more aesthetic studying vlogs and pics 😨

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 user2: hopefully instead we’ll have photos from inside one of the f1 motorhomes instead 🙏

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 user3: hoping, manifesting and praying 🙏 

user12: the last pic hits hard 😭

 olliebearman: can’t wait to see you this weekend 🥰

 liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

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 georgerussell64: get a room geez 🙄 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: @carmenmmundt get your child off instagram 

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georgerussell64: HEY

 user4: just when I thought y/n couldn’t get any  more relatable she goes and drops this on us 

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 user12: real. 

user5: the fits go hard 💪

liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

 alexandrasaintmleux: more coffee and like 45+ hours of sleep, am i right?

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 unfortunatelyy/n: FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT 

 user5: what’s she studying?

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 user6: she’s been studying mechanical engineering for the last couple of years, she did karting as a kid and met lando when she lived in England that’s why she’s good friends with them all but she decided to stop karting and pursue mechanical engineering in school 

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 user7: we love hot smart girls 😍

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 user8: any idea why lando hasn’t been very active on insta lately?

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 user9: maybe he’s busy 

 user10: Y/N A FAN OF GOSSIP GIRL CONFIRMED???

 liked by unfortunatelyy/n

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 user11: not her liking the comment, she’s so real for that 

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unfortunatelyy/n: i think. . . i’d step on a lego for you

tagged olliebearman 

 olliebearman: wow, i’m honoured 🥹

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 unfortunatelyy/n: damn straight you are those things hurt like hell 

user1: LEGO FLOWER DATES ARE U JOKING I WOULD DIE 

user2: y/n’s really out here living the life we only dream of 😣

 kimi.antonelli: good job Bearman, i told you it would work 

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 olliebearman: ???? 

 user3: it’s not only me who’s looking at ollie’s arms in the last pic right?

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 unfortunatelyy/n: nope 🤭 

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 user4: HELP MOSQUITO Y/N CONFIRMED???

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 olliebearman: 🤨 

 arthur_leclerc: lego dates, i wish i would’ve thought of that first, if i do it now carla will say i’m copying you 😔

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 olliebearman: sorry man 😔

 user5: guys, any ideas why the 2019 rookies are being less active in y/n’s insta comments 

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 user6: it's not their job you know 

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 user5: yeah i know but it’s still weird right??

lilymhe: STOP STEALING HER FROM ME 😡 @olliebearman

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 alex_albon: I’m right here???

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 unfortunatelyy/n: your point being?

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 alex_albon: oh i hate you 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: grab a ticket and get in line 

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 user8: DAMN POP OFF GIRL 

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 user9: she cooked him 

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 user10: ate and left no crumbs we stan a queen fr

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unfortunatelyy/n: ya snooze ya lose. it’s called defeat, Norris. 

tagged landonorris

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user1: SHE PLAYS CHESS TOO ARE U JOKING 😍

user13: welcome back miss relatable 

user14: im sorry but lando doesn’t stand A CHANCE against y/n 

liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

user15: LANDO’S BACKKKK 

 user2: YES GIRL BEAT HIS ASS 🗣️

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 user3: poor lando 😭

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 user4: there are two types of people:

 user5: i did it. i manifested lando and HE’S BACK IN Y/N’s INSTA 

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 user6: sum goofy ass future telling shit fr 

 landonorris: i let you win on purpose

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 unfortunatelyy/n: OH so you WEREN’T crying and begging for mercy when i was going to win against you for the 5th time? 

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 landonorris:  . . . yes.

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 unfortunatelyy/n: hmmm 🤔

user11: don’t believe him he’s a liar y/n 🗣️🗣️

 carlossainz55: @unfortunatelyy/n how many times did you win against him

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 8 times 😄

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 user7: in conclusion: lando sucks at chess 

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 carlossainz55: very good. i taught you well

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 user12: CARLOS TAUGHT Y/N CHESS?

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 user15: they’re best friends your honour 

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 carlossainz55: @landonorris i see you have not improved 

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 user8: i just KNOW y/n and carlos love to roast lando together every weekend 

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 landonorris: YOU GUYS SUCK 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: and you good sir, suck at chess 

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 user9: sorry lando but HAHAHAHA

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 landonorris:@unfortunatelyy/n  i’m blocking you. 

user10: i bet y/n especially asks lando to play chess just to win against him

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unfortunatelyy/n: it all paid off in the end, how did I do it? That’s a secret I’ll never tell, XOXO gossip girl 

tagged bestie1

olliebearman: so proud of you ❤️

liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

user1: the gossip girl references my heart can’t take it, i’m so proud of her 🥹

 user11: SHES GORGEOUS 😍 Ollie better know how to fight 

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 olliebearman: 😅

bestie2: CONGRATULATIONS GORGEOUS 😘

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

bestie1: no more 3am late nights studying?? 😦

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 landonorris: guess i’ll be seeing you next year alongside the ENEMIES 

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 user2: LANDO WHAT

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 user3: GIVE US ANSWERS DON’T LEAVE US HANGING GODDAMMIT 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: can’t keep a secret to save your life can you? 🙄

 mercedesamgf1: can’t wait to have you on the team next year y/n!

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 user4: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG 

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 user5: SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP ALL AT ONCE 

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 user13: ARE U FOR REAL

 charles_leclerc: congratulations traitor!

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 unfortunatelyy/n: thank you ferrari’s sacrificial lamb

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 charles_leclerc: I-

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 user6: bro’s speechless 

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 charles_leclerc: why would you choose mercedes? we could’ve been world champions y/n 😔

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 user14: HELP 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: with your driving? i think not. 

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 user7: oop 

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 user8: dang that must’ve hurt 

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 charles_leclerc: I take it back. SUFFER WITH MERCEDES 

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 user9: i just know his PR team is going insane right now 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: whatever you say baguette boy 

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 user11: oh she went there 

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 charles_leclerc: oh you’re a little shi-

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 unfortunatelyy/n: FINISH THAT SENTENCE I DARE YOU 

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 charles_leclerc: I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE WARM TONIGHT AND THAT YOU RUN OUT OF MILK JUST WHEN YOU WANT TO EAT CEREAL 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: OH I HATE YOU 

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 mercedesamgf1: . . . note to self: don’t EVER get into a fight with Y/N 😅

user10: new thing to look forward to next season: charles and y/n beefing with one another 

 georgerussell64: you chose well, welcome to the dark side 😌

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 unfortunatelyy/n: thanks. . .?

 lewishamilton: congratulations y/n!

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 unfortunatelyy/n: thank you lewis! finally a normal comment 

landonorris: honestly and all jokes aside, i’m so proud of how far you’ve come from being that annoying little shit who followed me around all the time to a smart and somewhat kind girl, can’t wait to celebrate tonight 🥳

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 unfortunatelyy/n: screenshotted, i’m going to hang this over your head for the rest of your life norris 

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 landonorris: dang it. 

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unfortunatelyy/n: thanks for the memories xx 

tagged olliebearman, georgerussell64, landonorris, carlossainz55, charles_leclerc and 18 others 

 maxverstappen1: DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: no. 🫶

 carlossainz55: i look good, no? 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: whatever floats your boat man 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: someone tell him he looks like he’s on crack 

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 carlossainz55: 😨

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 🫢 

user1: i just know yuki and pierre were pouring their whole heart and soul into the song 

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 georgerussell64: let me just say, alonso and i tore up that dancefloor 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: alonso yes, you no. 

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 georgerussell64: damn ok 😔

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 unfortunatelyy/n: no backchat? are you feeling okay? 

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 georgerussell64: I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE TO YOU FOR ONCE 

user2: i think i’m going to cry, they all love her sm 

user3: is this why they were so absent on her recent posts, were they planning all of this 🥹

user4: DON’T TALK TO ME. i’m in my feels rn

user8: THEY ALL WENT TO HER GRADUATION ARE U JOKING

 landonorris: “thank you lando for planning this, i will be your servant for the rest of your life” 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: YOU NEARLY RAN OVER MY BOYFRIEND I THINK NOT 

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 user5: HELP WHAT

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 user8: CONTEXT PEOPLE WE NEED CONTEXT  

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 landonorris: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: “iT wAs aN acCiDeNt” BE QUIET YOU DIDN’T EVEN REALISE UNTIL AFTER I HAD TO JUMP IN AND SAVE HIM 

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 landonorris: OKAY FINE U MANIAC

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 unfortunatelyy/n: WHAT DID U JUST CALL ME 

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 landonorris: . . .and for legal reasons that’s a joke 

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 landonorris: @olliebearman help me man, i’ll let you past this weekend 🙏

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 olliebearman: you want me to help you after you tried to kill me? 

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 landonorris: well if you say it like that it sounds bad

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 olliebearman: YOU NEARLY BACKED INTO ME WITH YOUR MCLAREN 

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 landonorris: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

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 olliebearman: “iT wAs aN acCiDeNt” 

user6: ollie and y/n truly belong together, look at them bullying lando. i feel like a proud mother

 charles_leclerc: i’m sorry for my past actions y/n please never embarrass me on your instagram 🙏

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 unfortunatelyy/m: apology NOT accepted 

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 charles_leclerc: PLEASE 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: no. 

user7: charles leclerc’s worst enemy: ferrari ❌ y/n ✅

a/n: thank you for reading! Have an awesome day lovely 🫶🏻

[chiiyuuvv]

can you do bestfriends!riize who has a crush on you reacting to you calling them babe or baby? thank you and anyway i love your works!! it's so well written :]]

• PAIRING — bestie!riize x fem!reader

• GENRE — their a little slow.. fluff, my attempt at humor, honestly shit

• WORD COUNT — 462

• AUTHOR'S NOTE — sorry for not posting a bunch ive been working on some other stuff

• TAGLIST — @moonlightdarlings , @cake1box , @babigriin , @soul-is-a-strange-kid

MASTERLIST! – JOIN THE TAGLIST!

SHOTARO ☆

You had called him babe in of the members

Shotaros face red and his jaw dropped, along with the members looking around like, "their dating and their keeping it a secret?? 🤨"

Hes stuttering so much, someone help him.

Theres this stupid smile on his face and laughs bubbling out of him and hes staring at you with hearts in his eyes, hes so in love damn 😞

Definitely pulls you to the side, saying smth like "what are we??? :DD" praying on the inside you say "your girlfriend" ♡

EUNSEOK ☆

yes, you called him babe. Wait what????

"What?" Blinking at you repeatedly. give him a second hes malfunctioning

Lets out this smile that gives you the shivers, trying to calm down his racing heart

"No, youre just joking. Funny, actually."

Almost kisses you when you say you arent ♡

SUNGCHAN ☆

Goes along with it

"Yes im her babe whatcha gonna do huh?? 😡"

Drops down to his knees to kiss the back of your hand

What a damn minute..

YOU CALLED HIM BABE YOU CALLED HIM BABE YOU CALLED HIM BABE ♡

WONBIN ☆

Tries to laugh it off

Youre obviouslyyyyyyyyyy joking. He doesnt like the joke but he'll just accept it anyways

Theres noooooooooo way you like him too

So what if youre stroking his red cheek with this pretty, soft smile on your face and hes smiling back, feeling like he could fall in love all over again?????

Shoot- hes leaning it. Wait, what.. you are too???? ♡

SEUNGHAN ☆

Hes so gigglyyyyyy gosh

Wants you to say it again so he can let out a series of giggles, his face burning red as he hides it in your neck

Doesnt find your joke funny even though hes laughing his heart out :<

Looks up at you with hearts in his eyes. he wants to kiss you

He wants to make you his, call him baby forever. Will you let him? ♡

SOHEE ☆

Feel like he wouldnt notice at first, until someone like shotaro would have to slap some sense into him

"What, she just called me baby beca- OH MY GODDDDDDDDD"

feel like he would sing "love is an open door" idk why

Your words were like an energy drink, a gallon of sugar.. sugar rush rush sugar rush rush ahh????

But gets so shy when he sees you the next day ♡

ANTON ☆

Hes gone. Hes dead. Hes jumping of a bridge

Reminds me of that kermit the frog meme, the one where it falls of a building with its arms out all happily and such

Will not take his eyes off of you because what. Did. You. Just. Say????

Hes screaming, crawling up the walls on the inside (source: trust me)

Will dream about this the next 25 business days plus weekends thank you very much ♡

[brrrkdslek]

ＢＩＬＬＩＯＮ ＢＥＮＥＦＩＴＳ !

❒ bartender! jwy x male! billionaire! reader

❒ violence, threats, abuse, harassment

❒ 50% smau, 50% written, romance, thriller, angsty, comedy if you squint

❒ wooyoung had always dreamed of being in love, but being surrounded by so many fakes made it hard. what will happen when you, an infamous billionaire, stumbles across the bar he works at?

❒ ateez (slay!)

₊ ⊹ ＡＣＴ １ ⎯ ＭＡＴＣＨＭＡＫＩＮＧ !

✦ 000 ⎯ NEPO BABIES😼💸

✦ 001 ⎯ M/N'S RIDE OR DIE👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🫶🏻🎧

✦ 002 ⎯ OUTLANDERS(LAY)🍾😍💅🏻

✦ 003 ⎯ OTHERS

✦ 004 ⎯ INHERITANCE BABY‼️😍

✦ 005 ⎯ WOAH HOT DAMN🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

✦ 006 ⎯ PREZ⁉️☠️🤭

✦ 007 ⎯ L+UR POOR+RATIOED🥱

✦ 008 ⎯ MY MAN‼️🤬💗

✦ 009 ⎯ WOOYOUNG VS SAN🤾🏻‍♂️💥🤺

✦ 010 ⎯ UM MS GIRL WHUT R U DUIN⁉️😰🤨

✦ 011 ⎯ BARBENHEIMER🎀🤍⌚️

✦ 012 ⎯ WHO ISIT IM LITRALY SAUR BUSY🤬🔪

✦ 013 ⎯ RICH PEOPLE THERAPY‼️🥱🤑

₊ ⊹ ＡＣＴ ２ ⎯ ＢＡＤ ＯＰＴＩＯＮ ＯＲ ＢＡＤ ＯＰＴＩＯＮ ?

✦ 014 ⎯ THREATS TO THE LOML⁉️😡👹

✦ 015 ⎯ HE DIDN'T EAT TODAY‼️😔💔

✦ 016 ⎯ DECISIONS, DECISIONS...🤕

✦ 017 ⎯ NORWAY THIS CAN'T BE😭😫☠️

✦ 018 ⎯ I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS🤢

✦ 019 ⎯ HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES 😔💔

✦ 020 ⎯ 4+4=? 😍🤭🔥

✦ 021 ⎯ ONE CHANCE PLZ😫😔🙏🏻

✦ 022 ⎯ CAPTURING HEARTS😍😙💗‼️

✦ 023 ⎯ I'LL BE UR KEN BABYBOY👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

₊ ⊹ ＡＣＴ ３ ⎯ ＨＥＡＬＩＮＧ ＥＲＡ !

✦ 024 ⎯ DATE⁉️⁉️⁉️🫣

✦ 025 ⎯ NEGLECTED CHILDREN😔🫠

✦ 026 ⎯ GARNET>>>>>>SAN😘

✦ 027 ⎯ I FEEL SMTH KICKING IN🤢

✦ 028 ⎯ NORWAY I SHATTED😭🫠

✦ 029 ⎯ MINGI'S STACK OF $1🫢🫡

✦ 030 ⎯ GANG‼️💝🫶🏻

✦ 031 ⎯ I'M JUS THINKING ABT IT BIG BRO😍😆

✦ 032 ⎯ STAY FAR AWAY FRUM ME🤮😬

✦ 033 ⎯ EARTH TO WOOYOUNG❓🧘🏻‍♂️

₊ ⊹ ＡＣＴ ４ ⎯ ＨＡＰＰＩＬＹ ＥＶＥＲ ＡＦＴＥＲ . . . ＯＲ ＮＯＴ ?

✦ 034 ⎯ KDRAMA COUPLES ERA👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💅🏻

✦ 035 ⎯ Y IS MY MONEY NOT WORKING⁉️😱

✦ 036 ⎯ WHERE MY HUG AT❓😍😽🙌🏻

✦ 037 ⎯ IS THAT...⁉️🫢🤕🧍🏻‍♂️

✦ 038 ⎯ I'M COMING MY LUV😭🚗💨

✦ 039 ⎯ MOMMY KNOWS BEST🔫🤬

✦ 040 ⎯ I TRIPLED YOUR DOUBLE‼️😈✌🏻

✦ 041 ⎯ TIME IS TICKING😰🫨

✦ 042 ⎯ YOU'RE KENOUGH FOR ME😢☹️🩷

✦ 043 ⎯ OH SILLY ME, LET ME GET ON MY KNEE💍

©BRRRKDSLEK 2023

[milalovesmatt]

Can I request a Craig x reader smut if you do smut?

omgg i was waiting for someone to ask me this because i love craig but here u go!omg i made this at 1:00 am so dont blame me if its bad😭 DONT MENTION MY OVERUSE OF EMOJIS💀😭 stop this fanfic wasnt even like that serious sowwy😭this took me and hour🙄🙄THIS IS AGED UPPP

warningg: smut,mentions or masterbating, mentions of whimpering audios,boners,mila being crjnge and using too much emojis,milas 100mil typos,MENTIONS OF SQUIRTING💀💀💀,u riding craig🤭.

im coming over.

pairing: craig x reader

(kinda proofread)

it was a thursday and normally you would wait for the weekend to ask craig for sex or anything but u were so desperate🤭🤭 you actually tried to just masturbate but it didnt work becauseyou couldnt think of any situations or anything. so of course the only thing you could do was just ask him for whimpering audios anyway you know damn well he barely moans DURING sex so what would make you think he would while hes masterbating who knows.

so now ur getting ready for craig until you hear a knock on ur door so yk business in finna go down😈(ew idk why i said that😭) “wait im coming!” “hurry up😡” you then open the door and see craig with a raging boner (BAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY TO ME FOR SOME REASON💀💀) “so you couldn’t go one night without me i see” he says with a smirk “omg says u” (he blushes when u say that🤭🤭🤭) “are you gonna come inside or just stand outside like a idiot?” “ugh im coming insde🙄🙄🙄” “soo what did u want do do mama?” (OMG BLUSHING🤭🤭) “you…” THE MAN WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK😱😱😱 “m-comhere sit on my lap😈” (omg forget i used that emoji😭) soo you do as he says because hes so daddy- I MEAN… so like u sit on his hard ass boner and it like kinda genuinely hurts but thats whatever AND U START GRINDING😱😱😱 AND HE STARTS LIKE GRUNTING🤭🤭🤭 “take off ur pants” “no u first im shy😡🤭” “okay weirdo” soo u take off ur pants and like he takes off his and like DAMN IT WA LONG ASF but thats not important… and u start riding this man as if ur life depends on it… “mhmm y/n~” (BAHAHAH SORRY I HAD TO ADD THAT) u speed up the paste and HE STARTS MOANING LIKE A GIRL LMAOLAMO. as ur riding him he puts his fingers around your clit and starts circling his fingers around you sensitive little bud😛😛 as ur still riding him u CLEARLY GET CARRIED AWAY BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SQUIRT ON THIS MAN😱😰 “holy shit that was hot” “w-what ive never done that before” “well do it again sometime😡” “I DONT KNOW HOW I DID IT” “find out👿” “omg i cant stand u” “RUDE🙄” “can we just cuddle pweese🥺🥺” “i guess🙄” “love uuu” “uno reverse” “i hate u” “uno revese”.

[theuniverseawakens347]

The deconomy of good hair and you racist sold out burnt coon bitches minded yo business - sending the white man more dumb reasons to be confused in our business and driving out our roots - yo ancestors hate you - maadam cj walker - HAY COUSIN BESTY ROOS …

Paula Barton I’m so fucking tired of you and got damn Coi leeway AUNTY who think she her mother “ she came out my coochie” - DARNIECE ! INCUE BABY IN THE BACK YOU FUCK BITCH GOT MY MOM RAPED N MISSCARRIED SO YOU CUD HAVE THAT LIL SHIT ( sorry Coi) YO FUCKING SLAVE CUZ BENZINO WASNT FUCKING YOU - WHATS YOUR LOVE N HIP HOP BABY MOMA BEN TO UR SON .. - AMINA BUTTERFLY TARA AND PETER OWNING YOU COUSIN BUT CLONE OF COI AALIAHY IVF INCEST DNA INCUE BABY FOR SOME BROKE FAT BACK DARK NIGGER ( since you wana be fucking coon and make n sell ya own LIGHTSKINS TO THE WHITE MAN FOR MONEY- PATHETIC SHIT HEADS - BENZINO AND THE FAT BITCH )

** incomplete sentence cause you hos IS ROAD WET N PUT AWAY SAGGY ** INDIA MOM TOO - GOLDEN KURLS - ALL YOU BITCHES WHO LOOK LIKE ME - THE ONE IN THE CAR

4:07 am .. ya moms taught you bullshit bout hair another “distract a nigga” tactic from making RRAL LIFE MOVES

“Naw this what good hair looks like” - YEAH BITCH WHEN IT GROW.

How many of you burnt yours cause you got so focused on a fucking pattern!??

PAULA FUCKTARD RACIST BARTON WHY THE RADIO BIG BOY N THA GOD KNOW YO BITCH ASS NAME REMY MA YANDY!??

LEE GARLINGTON LOSING AS YOU! 😡🖕 -

I DONT NEET A WET LOOKING CURL PATTERN TO BE MY DAMN DADDY DAUGHTER YOU STUPID FUCKS GIVE ANYONE MONEY N SHELTER BASED ON SUPERFICIAL FUCKING LOOKS N BEHAVIORS. - CLIMATE AND GENES WHY THEY GOT LOOSE WHITE PPL HAIR

Vs me FULL FUCKING BLACK - AFRICAN ROOTS NOT TOUGHED. - A PURE PITBULL YOU DUMB ASS RACIST BITCH.

YO SHIT GROW!? YES!

THEN ITS GOOD HAIR.

You got loose wet looking curls or jasmean length n thickness , COOL NICE IVF BABIES STEALING MY GENES N MIXING THEM W WHITE MAN..

- 3D incue printer babies

CHRISSY TIEGEN HOW YOU MAKE YR LIL MIJA!?

“I picked EACH TRAIT”

OKAY YOU FAKE FUCKING ROBOTS - SEX DOLLS TYRA BANKS MOVIE LET A REAL REINCARNATED FAMILY SPEAK.

Paula Barton you my cousin thru my daddy

DWAYNE… #1 … thing 2 . = THE WHITE MAN MAKING US BORING AND EASY TO LOOK AFTER - INCEST GROOMING OFF NAME N HAIR N SEPARATING THE FAMILY THEN BRING EM BACK AS A “friend” LEAVE OUT COUSIN - BERMUDA TRADE THRU THE STATES … make this cluster grow up here DC military bases but log em RELATED TO THIS LA CLUSTER .. then HOPE NIGGERS STAY IN THEY PLACE AND ONLY TRAVEL W THE WHITE MANS MILITARY PLATOONS - OH WE GOT A CALL TO GO WEST ERUOPE OKAY PACK A NIGGER WHERES THEIR FAMILY LOGGED THERE HMMM MAYBE THEYLL BABY SIT THEIR OWN KIDS AND WE SEX THE WOMEN IN KIDS N TOWN - OMG YOU DUMB COON YOU SLEPT W YO COUSINS ( im leave that part out) YOU FIRED CAUSE NOW YOU GOT A KID W AN UGLY BITCH OR

HERES A RAISE TAKE UR GIRL TO GET MARRIED BRING HER BACK TO THE STATEs ( haaay start of green card marriages ELLIS ISLAND) .. then while you back on the bases for work, PASS UR WIFE AROUND AND TIME IT WHERE YOU COME

Home she pregnant BUT YOU THINK ITS UR BABY!

- THANK YOU MAYA ANGELOUgh .. OPRAH PURPLE. CECELY

[chososcamgirl]

HEYHEYEHEYEHYY SIGMS ALPHA IYAA‼️HRUUUU 😋😋 IMMM SOOO FUCKING EXCITED.. Heh… SJAP OUT WHEN??? IM LITERALLY SHAKKKINNHG IN MY BOOTS JM SOOO EXCITEDDD ANENRNRJENENDNE‼️‼️🐺😣😈🤞

ANSWERING ASKSSS DURING THE NIGHT IS SO REALL IM USUALLY BUSY THRU THE DAY SO I USUALLY CHECK DURING THE NIGHJTTTT (except I usually write ur asks whenever I have free time 🙂‍↕️😘🐺)

WJEBBRJEHEBEBE IF I DECIDE TO REVEAL MY IDENTITY ILL BE SURE TO SEND A PIC OF MY DOG 😋😋 SHOW ME A PIC OF UR CATTTT OH MY GYATTERS J LOVER CATS SMM PLSSS WE NEED A CART REVEALL 🥹🐺‼️

I GOT ASSIGNED AS A SCHOOL AMBASADOR SO I GUIDE POTENTIAL STUDENTS AND PRESENT AT OTHER SCHOOLS TO TRY AND GET PEOPLE INTERESTEDDD AND IM HAPPY CUS IT LOOKS GOOD FOR ME AND LIKE GIVES ME EXPERIENCES FOR JOBS N STUFF BUT WRBENENDNDNE IM SO NERVOUSSS I DONT DO A LOT OF TALKING AND WHEN I DO ITS DEBATE 😣😣 (lore drop!!😈) BUT LIKE DEBATE IS DIFF.. IM ALWAYS NERVOUS B4 PUBLIC SPEAKING BUT IM SURE ITLL BE FINEEEE ILL TELL U HOW IT GOESSS PLUSSSSS IM JOINGING A COMPETITION FOR AN IMPORTANT AWARD + SCHOLARSHIP.. ABOUT TO START MANIFESTING AGAIN I NEED TO SCHOLARSHIP SOO BAD IT COULD DO ME WONDERSSSS BUT THE COMPETITION IS SOOO TIGHTTT I CANT BELIEVE I EVEN GOT TO OPPORTUNITY TO JOINNN ARNDNDNDND ITS DUE IN LIKE 2 MONTHS AND I HAVE NO IDEAS… WHATS AN OG ART IDEA?? IDKK ARNFNDNENDNEN ITS OKAY ILL POWER THRU.. AND IF I DONT WIN ITLL BE FINE BUT IF I DO AND VET THE SCHOLARSHIPPPP… PRAY FOR ME SIGMAZ ‼️‼️‼️🐺🐺🌕😈😈

OMGG.. I HAVE A FRIEND THATS PRAYING FOR MY DOWNFALL AND IM SO SAD CUS SHES MY BSF… 💔💔 WE WERE SITTING TOGETHER TODAY AND THIS GIRL WAS TALKING TO ME AND MY BSF JUST STARTED LIKE MAKING FUN OF ME AND SAYING THINGS LIKE “girl stop lying you know damn well” WHEN I WAS TALKING TO ANOTHER GIRL.. MAYBE IM BEING DRAMATIC CUS SHES MY HG BUT LIKE I ALSO WANNA MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND NOT BE A LONER.. SIGHHH THIS IS SO NOT SKIBIDI OF ME.. SEND ADVICE CHAT 😭🐺💔👿⁉️

OH MY GYATTTT SCHOOL GOT CANCELLEDDDDDDD AND ITS GONNA BE SJAP WEEKEND.. ITS A SIGNNN ITS A SIGNNNN WHICHEVER ANON WAS PRAYING THAT SCHOOL WOULD BE CANCELLED.. THANK YOU. CUS TELL ME WHY THEY ACTUALLY CANCELLEEDD IM SCREAMMINGGGGGHHH U BETTTER NOT EDGE US AGAINNN IYAAA ARFNNDNDNDNENDN IM LITERALLY BARKINGGG SO EXCITED IM SHAKING OMFGGGG 🤤💗🐺😈‼️🤞😔😔🤤😡👿☹️😼😒‼️

Sigh… here’s a secret…… I haven’t read the manga yet.. 😔😔 SO IT ENDING AND PEOPLE TALKING ABT IT ISS SENDDINGGG MEEE IM DODGING THESE SPOILERS AND DISCUSSIONS LIKE BULLETTTTSSSSS

OKOK ANSWER TO THE LAST QOTD.. MY COMFORT FOOD IS A GOOD SALAD FRUIT OR LIKE AVOCADO HAND ROLLS (with soy sauce) ARND DNEN ITS SO BOMB I LOVEEEEEE ABOCADO 🤤🤤🤞💗 I DONT EAT SEAFOOD THO BUT OMGGGG 😍😍😍 OMG ALSO ONIGIRI TBSBSBENEN I USE TO PACK THEM ALLLLL THE TIME FOR LUNCHBHHH 😍😍‼️‼️🤤🤤🤤 I AHOULD START DOING IT AGAINNN

QOTD😈‼️ IF MONEY DIDNT MATTER WBAG JOB WOULD YOU WANT⁉️⁉️

TELL ME ABT UR DAY POOPOO😘‼️🐺😈⁉️👿🔥 LOVE UYU 💗💗💗

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HI ALPHA!! 🐺🐺

daily answer check in coming VERY late today as i see u have sent me another set of asks IM SORRY😭 SJAP SATURDAY (or friday for u living on the other side of the world) SOON!!! IM SO EXCITED🙂‍↕️🔥

IM GOING TO TRY ANSWER ASKS MORE IN THE DAY NOW THAT IS MY NEW GOAL!! but i do get very busy i tend to forget (rn as an example) pls don’t kill me🙏 I HAVE DONE A CAT REVEAL ON MY SIDE BLOG LMFAO @1plusfour but yes when u reveal u MUST show me ur dog🗣️

SCHOOL AMBASSADOR? that’s so cool and VERY sigma‼️😈 yes it will definitely look good on resumes🙂‍↕️ work experience in general is SUPER appealing so i’m happy for u <3 ALSO DEBATE TEAM? double trouble everybody look out for alpha!! yes public speaking is my #1 enemy but once ur doing it it’s not so bad😋 I HOPE U GET WIN THE COMPETITION AND GET THE SCHOLARSHIP!! the pack will support u and manifest our strength to you.. (we still need a name help) 🪼 and 🐹 and i GOT YOU ALPHA🤞 2 months is nothing i believe in u🫵

OMG THE FRIEND?? why is she an opp lowkey… #weirdo i used to have a friend like that and dropping her was the best decision for me. NOT SAYING U SHOULD DO THAT😭 but definitely talk to her abt it if it keeps on happening bc she’s a hater in disguise if she does… but def talk to her abt it before making any drastic decisions!

OMG YAY FOR YOU!! LONG WEEKEND + SJAP WEEKEND IS AN ELITE COMBO🙂‍↕️ THE ANON MANIFESTATIONS WERE POWERFUL… i promise i wont edge and it will be out SAT AND SUN! im still working on time wise but ill lyk when i wake up <3😋‼️

READ DA MANGA!!! it’s so good and dodging spoilers is A JOB😈 like it’s inevitable pls be weary bc they’re everywhere atm help😭 GOOD LUCK🤞

YESS U CAN NEVER GO WRONG W FRUIT SALAD IT IS ELITE i dont i have tried avocado hand rolls omg i must try… I LOVE SEAFOOD AND ONIGIRI OMG i’m hungry now it’s almost midnight. thanks alpha.💔

AOTD‼️ i have 3!! a bakery owner (i know basic but i LOVE baking like its my love language😭) a fashion designer, or a book shop owner/florist (a shop combining the two) one day maybe.. but the job i have now is lowkey like a fashion designer i style people😭 but the florist/book shop owner will forever be calling me…

WBY!? also my day was v relaxed. no work just working on sjap but i have work tmr at 10am so everybody thoughts and prayers to me🤞 ILY ALPHA!! <3

[1d1195]

Ohhhh Sam, THANK YOU SO MUCHHH I FEEL SO PROUD this term i was very busy with my auntie bwcause she was visting us (she lives in france and its been 4 years since she last visited) so i was busy with my cousins and trying to show them around before their time is over with us :(

SAM you ARE incredible😭 we work in a pharmacy together (she's a pharmacist, but I work with cosmetics), so yeahhh she's been talking about this whitening cleanser that has some great reviews, and she's not taking care of herself enough because our older siblings are troubles, so the house is full of drama all the damn time😭😡 and I might just try and buy that cleanser for her it'll be hard tho as we're in the same place but I may ask my brother who's working the night shift to get it (yes all my siblings are pharmacists I am the exception)😭

You absolutely seem like a birthday person it's obvious that you really love to gift people and see their smiles since you're always very kind💕 I hope you stay that way! But don't get yourself hurt. My mom says the kindest people get the most hurt :(

So you think the photo session would make her happy? Idk I'm always hesitant😭 I'll have to make a big-girl decision

I'm so happy to know that you're doing better. You deserve that girlie. Your hair seems so soft and fluffy and really healthy, which is awesome! I know I said my hair is a little longer than usual but it's not healthy🙈 lmao I'm a hijabi and spend most of my time out so when I get an opportunity to take care of my hair I do but I think I made my mind a few days ago I was combing my hair and I think long hear suits me. ANYWAYS THAT WAS NOT NEEDED BUT EHH

I just love self-care, so I love to talk about it. I'm not over the fact that I'm a junior, tho. Oh, btw I recently discovered that I have ADHD like.. it's not thar common here, but I had my doubts, but then I saw an interview with two kids one has ADHD and the other does not,I found myself acting like the other girl and it just snapped to me, but then again don't we all have ADHD😭😭

IM IN LOVE WITH FLOWER (I think that's it, right?😭 sorry!) I saw the new update I'll read it right after finishing my ranting session. Have you read any book from the Twisted series? I bought it recently and the first book is taking me ages to finish it, it's not boring but the chapters are heavily written.

Do you have any pets??? I love birds and cats, but I had two birds a few years back, but we were traveling constantly and it was hard to leave th so I gave them to my cousin but I think they run away😭 but! I reaaaally want a little kitten, duh.

Sam thank you so much for helping take care pleaaase🩷🩷🎀

Oh btw a question just popped. Do you ever wonder about the anons? Like their names and stuff, I find MYSELF wondering lol😭 yalla byeee🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️

🎀-anon 🙈

OH WAIT I ALWAYS REMEMBER STUFF AFTER SENDING THE MESSAGE, TOOTHPASTE IS SO DEVINE!!!! I love that she's confident, she can't hold her tongue and it's just so cute that he asked her on a date on that note it was so cute you're always writing cute stuff I don't know if I'll melt from it or the weather

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That's so sweet you got to see your family 💕 My family is crazy and I love them but it's never relaxing when they're around. It's nice you got to see them after so long.

That's really cool you work with your family. It's nice! I'm sure your sister will appreciate the cleanser! Especially where it's something you talked about with her. The photo session would be nice too! I think that would be really special as well, so whatever you decide she will love I'm sure 💕

I think unfortunately your mom might be right. I hurt my own feelings more than anything. It's because I want a me in my own life to do what I do for others and it just doesn't happen lol. Shakespeare's got something on how expectation is the root of all heartache. It's very true. But thank you, I'm trying to be better about my self worth and whatnot and lower my expectations hahahahah

My hair is sometimes soft and definitely fluffy. One time I straightened it and my friend couldn't find me in the lunch room. The problem is that like one degree of moisture sets it into a complete frizz. It's looking healthier now but it looked pretty raggedy not too long ago 😂 I really love long hair though so it sounds like you made a good decision!

Idk what I have but I need to be studied 😂 I read a lot about how ADHD and anxiety presents differently in women than in men (naturally) so I probably have one or more diagnoses in my future. It's cool you connected with the person though and recognized similarities in yourself. Even just getting comfortable with the idea of being ADHD or whatever, I think, is an important step in coping and figuring out how to navigate everyday life 😊 Hopefully that makes sense!

I have not read Twisted, but I've heard good things. I'm not sure I want something deep right now though. This tbr shelf of mine is out of control lol.

No pets for me. I'm pretty allergic to pet dander. Cats especially. I'm def more a dog person than a cat person as well. I love all baby animals though, kittens are so sweet!

I WONDER ALL THE TIME ABOUT MY ANONS. I think about everyone's name and where they live. It's really fun to imagine but I wish I could have a huge Harry Styles themed party and hug everyone.

I'm starting to really love toothpaste. I'm glad you liked it 💕

stay cool and don't melt! Much love 💕

xoxo

[kimnjss]

yeah its def a mess right now i agree with jimin. like y/n its okay to have feelings & its okay to realize something you thought would just be a one time (no feelings attached) thing not actually being that. like the entire time you were telling your friends your not investing in joon this that and the third you still got to know more than his fuckboii persona.

y/n was coming at joon bc she took offense to yoongi message. namjoon lowkey trying to persuade outta her what the issue is while sitting there with maya … is a dumbass move bc how you want honesty when you not even being honest to yaself. we get you realized your feelings for y/n might not be reciprocated so you go for maya whose got rocks for brains and feels for you. even though you could give a damn about her … like even his friends know this.

moreover, we’re all aware their going to stay emotionally constipated and not just communicate these things. like honestly if y’all can talk abt theories, music, go on ‘dates’, facetime, etc … yalll can hash things out. like this is stupid and im glad jimin called y/n out and he aint even do it in a ruuuuude way like ugh 😑 … but again instead of either of the involved parties communicating their going to keep doing the same bs. . . bc they in my personal opinion have their heads up their respective rectums 🥴

😡 also if they ‘knew what it was from the jump’ namjoon energy during them shacking up shouldn’t have bothered her it should’ve just been a ‘eh i dont see what the girlies are fighting over him about’ type beat even IF we still peeped namjoon internal monologue bc we all saw it leading up to him catching feelings but y/n

likewise the hold vibe that y/n painstakingly wants everyone to believe is that ‘she won’t catch feelings she just wanna soil her oats’ isn’t really working when we just saw how they was going at in them text messages like babes no is convinced and thats okay

… but yeah im freaking annoyed at them both but also kudos to yoonmin trying to help

p.s. - maya need to get some dignity about herself aint no way in hell i’d be messing with a man (celebrity be damned) who dont have a lick of feelings for me and his own friend group know that and see me as ‘a crazy chick’ and said celeb use me as a ‘bussdown’ 🙄😤

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her actions are not matching her words in the slightest bit . nd it sucks bc it's obvious to everyone around them that they were feeling more for each other than they were willing to admit - but bc both of them are so stuck in their heads nd the ideas they came up with on their own ., they're refusing to look at the situation differently . yn has decided that she's not the type of girl to fall for a fuckboy nd get her heart broken nd bc of how joon presented himself in the beginning ., she's determined to stay to true that .

while she didn't take to well to the thought of joon thinking that she can't do her job bc of what happened btwn them ., it's so clear that it's more than that ! like if this was before they slept together - or even if maya wasn't there ., she would've approached him so differently . but bc she already feels salty abt him parading his girl toy in front of her ., she was already hostile before even typing out the message . nd joon had no business bringing that lady around - regardless of wht yn 'says' yk shit was real ., come on .

like??? can we talk abt how deep the two of them got ., like fr!? joon was showing her sides of him that no one out of his gc has seen nd she was enjoying it . they were getting to know each other nd spending actual time together - nd we can assume that joon wasn't a horn dog throughout all the time that they spent together ., so they were really just vibing??? nd the fact that they're so much alike - talking abt shit like this should come easy to them ., buuut ! it's bc they're so much alike that it's hard . both of them are clutching to what they already decided nd it's not helping .

which brings me to her reaction to them sleeping together !! it's bc she knew it was more (at least it felt like it) so for him to be so detached during the entire thing was like a slap in the face to her - like 'oh so this is really all that this is,' but bc she's trash at talking abt the things upsetting her ., she just took the information nd ran with it .

i feel for yoongi :( bc he really was just trying to make things easier bc he knows that joon was abt to be on some fuck shit - but yn twisted it nd then he got in trouble :/

- don't even get me started on maya ., sad each nd every time i write that girl bc how can someone be sOO DUMB!? he makes it so obvious that he's using her - but she still has it in her mind somewhere that shit's gonna really happening btwn them .

[rrxnjun]

hiii I'm sorry it took me sm time to reply i miss sending you these asks and talking to you 🤧 my hols have been going crazy with just tution class after tution class hh i did go on a 2 day trip last weekend tho and it was a nice break <3 (minus the part where we got drenched in the rain for like 2 hours straight. weather forecasts are scams.)

also screw uni for giving you a hard time :( just so you know I'm so proud of you for having the courage to move to a new place and to work on whatever you're studying right now despite not liking the city <33 manifesting sm fun moments and things to look forward to for you 🕯️🕯️ the weekends coming so hope that makes you feel better !!

help i had to Google up fire and air signs my astro knowledge = pinterest memes lol hfhfj all ik is I'm taurus. so after extensive research I've learnt that I have a thing for * drumroll * aquarians and capricorns (and the occasional Aries and cancer <33) hfjjf i had to search up all of my biases' zodiac info. i literally remember only hoshi's gfdhj He's not my bias (yet ??) but i find it funny before he's like, the Gemini of geminis 😭😭

YOO SEHUNS RAPS ALWAYS, LIKE ALWAYS, GET ME 'thats right my type' from his part in monster is stuck in my head rn. monster by exo <333

(OMG also you can drive ?? THATS COOL i wanna learn it so bad i can only drive a bike rn lolll bc you can only learn to drive cars from when you're 18 here)

HFJKDJFBJ i have a couple more exo memes (half of them are cursed hope no one checks the gallery in my phone) but for sm reason I'm not able to send pics or link things here Tumblr do be getting nastier by the day

the ncit coding thing was jungwoo the mechanical engineer and the others era LMAOO but that concept was 🥴 ngl college aus are a guilty pleasure for me and the shit they did just made my imagination go wild lol THE SPIDERMARK AGENDA THOOO DIDNT THINK HED ACTUALLY DO IT but again mark is the most likely to do smth like that

Do not talk to me about Lee donghyuck from that era. Just. Don't. He hot. HEWASINSANEFORTHATLIKETHECABLESTHINGWASFINEBUTTJFHRHKFCOLOURPALLETTEANDTHELOLLIPOPFUUUUUUHFHHF.

2 baddies is the catchiest song there exists the title makes me crack the fuck up its so funny DJFKLA i love it tho!!!!! havent checked out the whole album yet but designer's been on repeat its so good!!!! if you listened already, tell me your faves and ill make sure to get to it soon so we can talk abt it :pp

2 baddies 2baddies 1 porsche stil makes me giggle ngkf i haven't checked out the album yet hh (damn i have this and brand new by xiumin but i chose 28 reasons by goddess seulgi over both of them shhh) but i did listen to designer and hmmm <333

p.s. ily bar take care !! and stay safe 💕

its okay!!! we are both busy and mentally tired, send asks whenever you want to! i miss talking to you too tho and i wish life wasnt such a bitch to both of us lately 😡😡 im glad to hear u had fun on the trip!!!!! I got drenched last week as well bc my dumb ass forgot to bring an umbrella with me so im kind of sick ever since and its getting on my nerves 😭

thank you!! i am really fortunate that for the first time in my life, im interested in what im studying and im actually having fun in classes, so thats whats keeping me going tbh <3 also i think im slowly making new friends so i feel a bit better now :')

AHAHA VALID im only like a 30% astrology hoe i only know the very VERY basics. and omg youre a taurus!!!! my best friend is a taurus :) i seem to be getting a lot with tauruses AHAHA also aquariuses 😭 90% of the kpop scene is an aquarius so its very valid but i get it bc i am weak for them as well.

SEHUNS RAPS >>> also BRO my tiktok suddenly decided im in my exo-l era i keep getting exo tiktoks on my fyp and its so funny bc its so random but i also love it ???? 😭😭

i cant drive! 🥰 thats one of the main problems bc im supposed to have the driving exam in like 2 weeks and bro am i not doing well. i keep making stupid mistakes and im so scared im not gonna do it AHAHA here u can get your licence at 17! they let u drive with someone 18+ with at least 5(?) years of experience until you turn 18 and then u can drive on your own :) i actually waited longer to get my licence bc i was scared LMAO but its weird that at 19 i was the oldest in my course

SEND THOSE EXO MEMES ANY OTHER WAY PLEASE I AM IN NEED OF SOME FUNNY CONTENT. LITERALLY DM ME OR GET MY DISCORD I DO NOT CARE

college aus!! my weakness!! jungwoo and hyuck in sticker era 🥴🥴 but also 2 baddies jungwoo?? i lowkey think him and yuta are my 127 biases now if we exclude markhyuck bc im a devoted dreamzen LMAO

also THECABLESWERENTFINEISTILLTHINKABTITSOMETIMESANDIGETALITTLEFERALBUTALSOYESTHECOLORPALETTEFUCKIMSOCRAZYFORHIM

i did listen to the whole album but only in the bg as i was doing an assignment so i wasnt really paying 100% attention 😭😭😭 bUT designer has been on repeat its so good!!! other than that one i really enjoyed time lapse, gold dust and black clouds! Let me know which ones u like when u listen to it!!

I GOTTA LISTEN TO SEULGIS ALBUM AAAAAA i havent had the time to yet!!! but i did hear the title track on tiktok and the "i kiss your brother" is all i needed to hear to know that this will be lifechanging and i need to listen to it soon

I love you a lot! :) thank you for always finding time to come here and talk to me. take care and tell me all about how youve been next time!! hope you have a good week <3

[baekhvuns]

Someone with a massive brain made that connection suhshdjsshhssh also I had a dream about LSH a few days ago I think I forgot to tell you...

I got another gift for you: https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1519866600626835456?t=wFtFUzcKG-NTEZ57lBmDfA&s=19 - their Hwa art destroys me every single time 💀

https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1496253345308286977?t=7VG47ZhkPR2KttxKTiLNDA&s=19 - I'm sorry I can't be normal about it 😳😳😳

I knoooow except for work I had to meet some lawyers a few times and 🥴 well bestie, there are people who definitely deserve jail, so maybe you'll actually do the right thing hggshahahsgsagfa

Making money on YT is soooo hard and it was near impossible years ago, also producing quality content when you're busy/don't have the energy is annoying, I was a part of a group and we made videos together. Now there's this podcast, so I make appearances from time to time.

Me and Hongjoong are soulmates when it comes to photography, hahahha, I have a collection of different cameras. <3

SNAKE??? ALIVE??? Yeah Aussies are fucking crazy, so maybe I shouldn't be shocked.

To be fair since 2019 my life has been on hold, even before the pandemic started so hopefully it will kick off again soon, because your girl is miserable 😭💔😪

JT is not the worst though, in my home country they play embarrassing and annoying local songs and I wanna die. People have fun, but I'm a hater, I can't help it.

Seriously cyclist in Amsterdam are crazy motherfuckers, almost got run over 3 times... I know cycling is good etc etc, I used to like it as a kid, but somehow I developed hatred towards them. Not to mention those fucking electric scooters 🔫🔫🔫🔫 I was a fan of the OG ones but they're a plague now, people don't know how to ride them and they just leave them everywhere for no reason?! Wtf bitch, get up! https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/electric-scooter-lying-pavement-gdynia-electric-scooter-lying-pavement-201163798.jpg

Gonna continue in another message cause I'm not on the app and for some reason my long ask doesn't wanna send 😡 - DV 💖

HELLOBDBD

Someone with a massive brain made that connection suhshdjsshhssh also I had a dream about LSH a few days ago I think I forgot to tell you...

NO FR IM BLOWN AWAY 😭😭😭 oh pls do 👁👄🤲🏼

I got another gift for you: https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1519866600626835456?t=wFtFUzcKG-NTEZ57lBmDfA&s=19 - their Hwa art destroys me every single time 💀

i wish, i wish u saw me iNHALE

https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1496253345308286977?t=7VG47ZhkPR2KttxKTiLNDA&s=19 - I'm sorry I can't be normal about it 😳😳😳

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I knoooow except for work I had to meet some lawyers a few times and 🥴 well bestie, there are people who definitely deserve jail, so maybe you'll actually do the right thing hggshahahsgsagfa

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 i bet u were frustrated with them too bc god damn,,, also some law students r so entitled and for what ????? 😭😭😭 atp the only good thing abt saying u did law is saying u went to law school </3

Making money on YT is soooo hard and it was near impossible years ago, also producing quality content when you're busy/don't have the energy is annoying, I was a part of a group and we made videos together. Now there's this podcast, so I make appearances from time to time.

YEAH?? ahh like it’s extra money bc u gotta buy the equipment and produce content with softwares that cost money perhaps? OOOOOOOO omg that is so cool, podcasting sounds really cool if ur not the one editing it for hours 😭😭😭😭 BUT THATS SO COOL what is the podcast abt? just regular stuff or like themed content,, ik a few authors here have podcasts and they’re truly so fun to listen <33

Me and Hongjoong are soulmates when it comes to photography, hahahha, I have a collection of different cameras. <3

AAAAAAA pls recruit me in ur duo,,, i will stand there with my canon and olympus,,, OKAY I HAVE A QUESTION so i was going to invest in a film camera for the summer,,, and since u have a collection i presume u might also have film ones?? i was wondering which one is actually worth it, as in lasts longer or has a better? kodak or fuji? 35mm or is 50mm better?

SNAKE??? ALIVE??? Yeah Aussies are fucking crazy, so maybe I shouldn't be shocked.

GEKWHDKW I MEANT SNAILS, LIKE HE WOULD JUST PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH AND THEN GET YELLED AT 😭😭😭 aussie’s r INSANE

To be fair since 2019 my life has been on hold, even before the pandemic started so hopefully it will kick off again soon, because your girl is miserable 😭💔😪

omg i hope u go to many places after it’s over !!!! omg u should come here !!! don’t go toronto there’s nOTHING there 🔫

JT is not the worst though, in my home country they play embarrassing and annoying local songs and I wanna die. People have fun, but I'm a hater, I can't help it.

BDWNBDWKDJWK UR THE YN WE GOT IT BESTIE DBDB

Seriously cyclist in Amsterdam are crazy motherfuckers, almost got run over 3 times... I know cycling is good etc etc, I used to like it as a kid, but somehow I developed hatred towards them. Not to mention those fucking electric scooters 🔫🔫🔫🔫 I was a fan of the OG ones but they're a plague now, people don't know how to ride them and they just leave them everywhere for no reason?! Wtf bitch, get up! https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/electric-scooter-lying-pavement-gdynia-electric-scooter-lying-pavement-201163798.jpg

BRNWHDKWHDKWJDK RAN OVER BY SCOOTERS they hit ankles so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO STOP FBFBFB also,,,