#im so attacked aaaaaahhh

[coolstar-girl]

so uhh, i know i didnt really give any good answers to your asks, but 💙 Cheer up tickles; yay or nay? 🫂 Aftercare of choice? 😉 How did you discover you were into tickling? 🙈 What teases fluster you the most? (sorry if its a lot of them in one ask lol)

(IDK WHY IVE NEVER SEEN THESE, IM SO SORRY)

Also, never too much ^^

 💙: YAYYYYYY

🫂 : hmm... getting some snacks, a drink, and cuddlinggg! Rubbing areas that were attacks the most and def snuggles, depending on the person! I also enjoy my hair being played with after a lot of excersise ^^

😉: um... when like... i was born XD. my earliest memory of me enjoying being tickled was when i was suuupperr duper young. like, when i was 5 and my father was tickling me a lot! After a while, ofc, I noticed how I got more flustered when tickle scenes came on in movies and shows, andddd once I got my first chromebook, I uh... looked up a lot of tickle scenes and tickle art on google, heh! 😅

🙈: Oh gooooshh, uh. Definitely "coochie coo" and very playful tickle talk! also, just saying "tickle tickle" is sure to get a rise out of me. The faster, the better ^^ I also enjoy my smile being talked about and pointed out, aaaaaahhh.

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

HIII! head so full & I must empty it somewhere so I apologize for attacking u w/ this thought 🙏(😭 this literally being inspired by my addiction to buying new lip balms/glosses/salves/tints/etc…help me I can’t stop)

Ok testing all of ur lip products by kissing Pietro or Tan while you have each on to see which he likes best 🫠 (also @ the end him just ending up w/ kissy marks all over his face to the point that he has to go wash them off at the end 😭) sobbing screaming I just need u to also be forced to live w this skbdkwhdj -🧇

HII!! omg no, never apologise, send me your thoughts and ideas ANYTIME, you hear me, HUH? I’ll indulge them every time, gimme gimme bc I love em

AAAAAAHHH NO IM NOT OKAY!!! FUCKING LOVE IT!!? lip marks all over their faces with dif shades of reds, pink and browns (dying) and there’s overlap bc of how many times you’ve done it!! and then sneak a pic of them before they wash it off so you can have it as your lock screen 🫠

im gonna be thinking about this all day 🥲

[vypridae]

ffor the character questions thingys; Vox or Val :3

!!!! i did vox in this post but i can do val here !!!

(under cut bc yeah)

valentino

my first impression

i'll admit ... i hated val with a passion when i first saw him in addict ...

my impression now

i hate hate HATE what he does to angel but as a character i love him literally so much . his actions are awful . he's kinda hot tbh

favorite thing about that character

probably the fact that his wings are his coat because like holy shit that was SO unexpected !?!

least favorite thing

how he treats angel

favorite line/scene

when he put out the fire in his studio with his wings that was SO cool ... also any scene he's with vox. as y'all should know . i am a SHAMELESS staticmoth shipper

favorite interaction that character has with another

DUDE !!!! AAAHH !!!!! THE DANCING SCENE WITH VOX AT THE END OF EP 8 OH MYGOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHH !!!!!!!! DUDE WHY DOES VAL LOOK SO HAPPY

a character that i wish that character would interact with more

velvette!!! we haven't really seen them interact much, velv's talked about val but they don't really interact and i really wanna see just more vees interaction in s2 in general

another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character

i don't have any that remind me of val i don't think. partially probably because val is separated into his own little corner of my brain and if i put any other character in that corner with him i will in fact get attacked to shit

a headcanon about that character

IM SAYING TWO FUCK YOU

+ val loves tres leches cake . this was in fact stolen from This Tweet from his va

+ i like to imagine that, even if val has seen people like, before and after they've gotten together (sometimes his porn stars are TOO indulgent in their wants, to him), he is absolutely 100% oblivious to these things himself. he cannot, for the life of him, realize both his feelings (for vox) nor vox's feelings for him. and he also, whenever they get together, can-fucking-NOT figure out how to be affectionate and NOT relate it to sex. gentle kisses or handholding, as much as he fucking hates it, fluster him IMMEDIATELY

a song that reminds me of that character

like i said with vox, i like u by niki, even though i haven't actually listened to it, is so staticmoth because of One person (u know who u are)

an unpopular opinion about that character

uhh liking him in general ?? HAHAHSGA val is like, the most hated character in the fandom, so even enjoying him a little bit is an unpopular opinion. love him tho

favorite picture

its so hard to choose but orobably this one??? i love how he looks without his wings as his coat, i love how just smug he looks here, his fluff looks soo fluffy, I LOVE HIM. tho the dance scene where hes holding vox in front of him takes a VERY CLOSE second place

[definitelynotcesia]

hello good evening!! happy foundation day! meron kaming booth near the milktea stand sa right side ng field. visit us if u're free and maybe i can treat u milktea in return.

yj: ate crush ka po niyan! yieee

HAHAHAHAHAH tawang tawa ako kay junnie sa likod. he would def do that!!! tas mahihiya ng todo si soobs, todo labas yung dimples shetttttt tas anoooo tas pag pumayag ka whole day ka na nya sasamahan around the campus, tas anoooo din,,, that night may ben&ben concert so magkasama din kayo tas anooo

[sinkix]

~ Haikyuu!! Boys baking with reader - Ft. Ushijima, Tendou, Oikawa, Hinata & Nishinoya ~

YO! SO UHHHH... I’M BACK??? I GUESS?? MAYBE??? After a little break I had this in my drafts for a while and realllyyy wanted to complete it since it’s such a cute concept. Honestly at this point my posting frequencies are so sporadic and random pls forgive me lmao.

@deathcab4daddy​ gave me the inspo to include Ushi and it was so funny coming up with ideas for him, he is no.1 country boi chef 

Dude I’m listening to the Mario Kart soundtrack ‘Coconut Mall’ while I continue writing this someone save me. Like u think I’m joking. UR WRONG.

Ushijima:

The most straightforward yet idiotic baker you will ever come across.

Before you even THINK about performing step 1, he will read the entire fucking leaflet like it’s a Shakesperean monologue.

INGREDIENTS INCLUDED.

LIKE SIS I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW IT CONTAINS  MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE THANK YOU.

I’m surprised he doesn’t count every single particle in the brownie mix.

You bought him a frilly cupcake-printed apron stating ‘best wife’ not expecting him to actually wear it

But since he’s secretly a big softie and treasures anything you buy he wears it proudly.

His stoic and dignified disposition is a comical contrast to the words printed on the front lmao.

Ushi best wifey bro.

The tight fit of the apron is pretty hot since it outlines every ridge of his pecs and tightly toned torso.

Gotta resist groping your mans while stirring the brownie batter.

tbh he’s more likely to grope you, he can’t resist that a$$.

And let’s face it he’s def an ass/thigh kinda guy.

Can and will try to casually initiate some form of unholy activities by lifting you up onto the kitchen counter, goading you to slowly lick the spoon and locking gazes before pulling you in for a deep, open-mouthed kiss to get a taste of the incomplete creation himself.

Ushi’s lips and brownie batter are a knock-out combo js.

Literally has the most serious face when he’s cracking the eggs into the bowl

The amount of concentration is equivalent to that of when he’s performing a serve at match-point.

HAS to set the temperature to the EXACT degree stated on the box

Everything is done by the book if you do one thing out of place he will pull you up on it lol.

“(Y/N) you were supposed to stir it for 5 minutes, not 7.”

When its done you feed him some and he can’t help but smile its so ADORBALE AHHH.

You end up eating most of it since Ushi doesn’t strike me as much of a chocolate/junk food lover.

STILL A VERY FUN BUT F R U S T R A T I N G EXPERIENCE.

Tendou:

The complete opposite of Ushi

Does everything wrong and the unconventional way.

Absolute disaster but doesn’t even sweat it since Tendou basically thrives in chaos and the disorderly.

To him instructions are purely equivocal, will read them for five seconds then toss them away.

Step aside Gordon Ramsey, Chef Tendou is here.

Despite doing everything the unorthodox way it still comes out amazing.

Like??? how???

Will cheekily place a dollop batter on your nose then lick it off fh3jkeffefds

Or if he’s feelin’ a lil freaky, he’ll swipe it off with his long ass finger and make you suck it clean, smirking at your submission as you coat his finger with your saliva.

oop-

Constantly cracking jokes and shitty food puns, pretending to drop the bowl to make you go into preemptive cardiac arrest before you can swat him with the spatula.

While you’re waiting for the timer to ping, Satori being the schemer he is will use this as an opportunity to pull some fuckery and tease you in any way he can.

u better be praying like bodhisattva TanaNoya rn because he is MERCILESS.

Suggestive comments, the brush of his fingers against your thigh, it’ll leave you A C H I N G in frustration by the end of it.

Unholy activities aside, once your baking session is completed you finish it off by feeding PHAT forkfuls of brownie to each other and giggling like dorks when it gets all over your mouth.

The jackass actually got a fingerful and SMEARED it over your cheek and forehead, drawing a little cross and snickering when the crumbs fall onto your nose.

Tendou was smart to draw a cross bc he gonna need jesus with the ATTACK you launch on him after that, which promptly leads to an all out food war in your kitchen that neither of you want to clean up after ward.

Don’t worry though it’s Tendou, he’ll somehow find a way to make such a mundane activity fun.

Nishinoya:

stirs WAY TOO VIOLENTLY

IT’S LIKE AN ELECTRIC WHISK ON OVERDRIVE.

IT WILL SPLATTER OVER THE COUNTER, CUPBOARDS AND EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR WITHIN A 1 MILE RADIUS.

You best believe he will try and eat some of the batter and you have to swat the spoon away from his mouth since he has NO REGARD FOR THE FACT HE COULD GET SALMONELLA.

Plus you know what Noya’s like once he starts eating something the whole thing will be gone in a matter of milliseconds.

He somehow managed to get Baking powder EVERYWHERE and even gave him self a little moustache with it.

The white substance kinda looked like something else but you didn’t really wanna say lmaooo.

could explain why he has so much energy all the time oK ILL STOP-

While you’re putting the mix on the tray he is SO extra and will do fancy lil swirls and over extend his arm like a swan to gracefully spread the batter

until he nearly fucking knocks it over.

During processing time since he is so excitable and impatient you best believe he’s gonna suggest a game of ping pong or something because my guy can well and truly never sit still.

ping pong match with the spatulas, kitchen island and a hard boiled egg.

Pls be careful he will rolling thunder that egg and pimp slap it so hard with the spatula it’ll damn near give you a concussion, not intentionally, but like protect your noggin. Wear a helmet.

For the remaining 5 minutes of baking time y’all just sit like kids in front of the oven and watching it rise like starved hyena’s observing it’s pray before demolishing it into sad particles of cocoa.

And lemme tell u, once the timer pings, that baking tray is free real estate for Noya. Half of your creation will be devoured before you can even put it on a plate and marvel at your handiwork. 

He kicked your ass at spatula ping pong btw I’m sorry sweaty but short kings stay winning.

Oikawa:

Such a dramatic bitch like he got the whole she-bang going on.

Strapped with a pink apron, a whisk at his side and standing proudly with both hands on his hips.He is prepared like a greek gladiator going into battle.

You better believe he gonna make some snarky remarks and tease your method of doing things. 

“Ah-ah-ahhh (Y/N)-chan you’re doing it all wrong, let me show you how a PRO does it.”

Proceeds to drop entire bowl on his foot and yelp like a little girl in pain.

Well and truly embarrassed with himself, you put a band-aid on his toe and he piped down after that.

Shattered big toe and mixing bowl aside, actually a really good baker??

He is a PRO at decorating, y’all decided on cupcakes since its literally his forte to make them look aesthetic and pretty.

You almost don’t wanna eat them from how good they look.

jk almost

You take it in turns breaking bits off and placing pieces into each others mouth with a loud “aaaaaahhh!”

Places a piece in your mouth, leans forward and locks lips with you in a soft, passionate kiss before pulling away and uttering the words “It tastes even better coming from your mouth ;)”

hnnnNNGGGGGGggGg.

You both whine and bicker over who cleans up after.

“You cleaaannnnn!”

“no Toru YOU clean!”

“but I made the cupcakes look pretty :(”

“not as pretty as you <3″

He did the cleaning after that.

Like just stroke his ego with some compliments and he’s whipped with a smug grin on his face for the next 30 minutes.

You decide to save the rest and bring them to his next practise.

Literally on the verge of tears when he sees you beaming and holding the platter of treats, Kiyotani mauls half of them in a matter of seconds to which Oiks gets salty over LMAO.

Hinata:

So excited oh my god he’s so precious please protect him I will CRY-

Has a little sunflower apron on and JBJKNDDDKDW IM SMILING JUST IMAGINING HIM FIDGETING IN EXCITEMENT OVER THE THOUGHT OF BAKING COOKIES.

Yes you decided on cookies bc he goes rabid for some choc chip biccies.

You have to guide him v carefully because of how easily confused and clumsy he is.

Cannot for the life of him crack the eggs without getting a quarter of the shell in the bowl so you have to do it instead.

Has a surprising amount of strength and forearm power bc holy shit boy can stir FAST.

Hums a little tune while he does it and bobs up and down with a wide grin on his face it’s so adorable, he has such a gentle singing voice I can’t-

Attempts different shapes with the batter when pouring it onto the tray but fails pretty miserably lol.

he tried ok???

Once they’re done he takes the tray out of the oven and since it was heavy, subconsciously propped it with his knee and nearly dropped the entire tray from the pain. (I’ve actually done this before when making chicken nuggets I do not advise being that brain dead)

Had to put some burn cream on the bbies knee :’((

When you decided to dig in, he handed you a cookie that looked like a crooked circle and said he tried to make that one a heart and insisted he feed it to you.

Blushed VERY hard at the moment of silence and intense eye contact while he fed it to you.

Nearly short circuited when his fingers brushed against your lips.

Moe moe x100000000000000000000000000000

You offer to do the cleaning after because he hurt himself and you didn’t wanna make him do any work, but he still offered to wipe the surfaces for you bc he’s an angel <333

literally just wanna marry him.

[yuissamidare]

idk what happened at school today i kinda. forgot. but i said something like 'if you blend in with everyone else you have less of a chance to be targeted for conspiracy so you can attack a country from the inside' and!! my teacher looked so proud he said i could be like... a political theorist and we could like work together and im... aaaaaahhh