#im really desperate for a job I will debase all of my morals please just someone give me a jobs with money
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Yes I know I’m a gay, democratic, liberal, little snowflake, but I would do so well on Fox News. I just love telling little lies and blowing shit out of proportion
#like I’m not even kidding#I’m blonde and white and love making shit up#just let me on there#I can spew random bullshit#im really desperate for a job I will debase all of my morals please just someone give me a jobs with money#I’m a creative writing major I don’t want to be homeless please someone employ me#I only know how to find the themes in books#no one told me how to make money#jobsearch#creative writing#english major#creative writing major#college majors#alchol was consumed in the making of this post
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