#im pulling shit outta my ass

[luckyratty]

OH MY GOD I HSVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS QUESTION.

So my main reason and that english and spanish history runs extremely deep. But my main reason is that in 1509, king Henry the 8th married Catherine of Aragon. Now take that as a union of countries. Spain and England getting married as basically teenagers. And do you know how hopelessly teenagers fall in love? Very. And whats even more interesting is that in 1516, Spain joins the house of Hastburg, meaning Spain and England would have broken up prematurely. And from that point in history onwards England and Spain do not get along what so ever!!! Not once in history since Catherine and Henry got married are Spain and England ever on the same side.

Especially since the English were very vapid supports of Portugals independence. The only time they get along is in 1815. *1815!!!* basically 300 years of hating eachother!!! And during this time spain would have fallen in the Napoleonic wars if it was not for England placing troops there!!!

And even then if you want to think of it modernly Spain is a definite silly guy and England is an old man. I have this specific headcannon of them in the 1970s getting along because England was going through its punk era and Spain was going through a sexual revolution. Two people who were once the prime of royal society, now two scum of societies in love making out in random bars because they have never felt so alive than not adhering to their counties rules. All they’ve ever been in political puppets and it’s finally time to start living!

But obviously two emotionally repressed scum bags wont last, and they have a rough break up. Over 20 years of soul searching later and they find eachother again. Better than ever. And fuck it why not give it a try.

I think they’re pirate era IS important, but not their most important! I honestly think Portugal and England’s relationships helps fuel SpUk more than anything! Especially since Spain is horrible with men (he gets sooo many bitches but cannot keep them smh)

Here’s something i wrote a bit ago:

England loved Spain when he was younger but Spain left him for various reasons. England kept hope that maybe, one day, Spain might see the light in him, through all of the darkness, love him again. But he saw the house of Hatsburg. He quickly realized that the Spain that he loved, and the Spain that he saw we’re no longer the same person and so he quickly broke out of that toxic mentality and went into a more toxic and worse mentality, one of pure hate.

Spain had broken his heart so now he was going to break him.

He was going to take everything from him, even if he had to follow him to the deepest oceans or the blue blazes of hell.

Spain and England are constantly changing, that is the base of their relationship. Once he realizes that Spain is not a power, that he is anything but, he falls in love with him again, because he’s finally realized that Spain isn’t a two dimensional person. He always saw everyone in black and white.

you were one way and until he saw you act in a completely different way, you would stay as you once were in his mind. But seeing such a striking change in Spain made him rethink, a man who was once so great, a man who he tortured and killed countless times, wanted to run away from his life as a country to be with HIM.

Anyone would change their way of thinking.

THIS ISNT WVEN ALL OF IT I HAVW THOUGHT ABOUT THEM SO MUCH

Can someone explain SpUK's appeal without mentioning pirate stuff? I've been curious for a while, because even in fanworks taking place in modern day, the pirate segment of their history seems to define their entire relationship.

I'm mainly curious about what aspects of history people use (besides pirate stuff) to define how they interact overall. I know history doesn't always have to be involved to ship something, but since there aren't many canon interactions I figure fans probably pull from it (and maybe culture too) in order to have an idea of how they act with each other, right?

Additionally, I wouldn't mind hearing about interests they have in common. For instance, I know they both like gardening.

[ashertickler]

david. davey. dave- dave. dave? where have i- OH.

(darlin icon by @/moronkyne)

[birdantlers]

I didnt even know DB Daima dropped bc life shit but @peridotite has informed me that they just casually drop that namekians apparently originate from [checks notes] the demon realm

Yk everyone's favorite and most memorable DBZ setting ..... The Demon Realm .......... ..

[lucky-rabbits]

i wasnt expecting this and oh my god im gonna gay explode i had to quickly exist the game bc i got too flustered (also my computer was lagging so bad bc i had the game open for like 3 hours)

[an-theduckin]

Btw ik it's been a rlly long time since I've updated the a day in the life of mark fanfic (it's been 1 month and 5 days) but I'm fr working on it alr it's just cuz writers block + imposter syndrome + the first few chapters after chapter 10 being the most confusing ass chapters ever n I'm still tryna figure out out to do the pacing of them n stuff. I'm rlly genuinely sorry it's taken this long I didn't think that would happen it was only supposed to be like a 2 week break. So yeag I'm really sorry about that

[echoesofdusk]

"photography isn't art, all you do is pressing a bu-" aight I need to stop you there

if you claim photography is just this and have only ever taken selfies or pet photos using a phone then you have no fucking idea what you're talking about. if you owned an actual camera and not just a phone you'd know that cameras are full of various settings for ISO, shutter speed, etc. some camera models have swappable lenses, all for different effects and intentd

you also still need to account for composition. resolution. portrait vs landscape. etc etc

oh and not only that but you may also have to take a bunch of photos of the same thing to make sure it's not blurry

or sometimes you want to slow down the shutter speed when taking a photo of something like a waterfall or a river. or even the night sky

oh and guess what. you may even need to post process the photo using something like photoshop. maybe crop it etc to present it in the best way possible

so no, photography isn't just pressing a button and if you use photography to defend gen AI "art" you have no idea what you're talking about

signed - a hobbyist photographer

[firelise]

someone tell me i'm doing a good job

[cowboy-robooty]

i am a landa x herrmann shipper in a world of aldo x landa......

[thornsnvultures]

I wish I could join in on those tag posts that are like "which of your blorbos are you like" or "what four characters describe your personality" but like...fuck if I know lmao I have no idea!! do I have a personality?? maybe? am I having a crisis over shit that doesn't matter? yeah of course.

[vamptastic]

danganronpa is whispering its siren song to me but alas nobody shares my big brain million iq opinions (drv3 hater) (korekiyo defender) (ishimaru understander) (celeste and hifumi apologist) (kaito hater) (protagonist love triangle poly advocate) (post sdr2 anime enjoyer) (fucking hates the writing bar the first half of sdr1 and ending of sdr2) (never even finished v3 because it was so dogshit terrible and also i genuinely can barely get through the minigames) (problematic psychological horror fan)

[foreverxdaydreaming]

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[mayordeas-clone]

mainly just talking to myself here about a random thing i remembered, this isnt a pressing issue at all lolol just my brain doing its thang

when i was still browsing the cesspool that was instagram reels there was a trend going around that was like, "guess my age based on how i draw eyes" or something like that. i feel like "guess my age based on my art" is also a part of this general trend.

its probably long dead by the time i write this, but i started thinking that maybe the premise of that trend is just inherently flawed. the idea of "can you gauge how old i am based on my style/how i draw x" kinda implies, to me at least, that there is some kind of correlation between age and how you draw. like someone with a very anime influenced style or with some amateurish/not fully developed techniques are around the young teen age range for example.

maybe its cuz a lot of online artists fall into the "ive been drawing since i was a toddler but only took art ~seriously~ when i was a teen (approximately around the anime/furry/what have you phase or just when you got a social media account. i say this as someone who falls into that category btw)" timeline of art development, so everyone's habits roughly fall around the same age range i guess??? but then i feel like we're ignoring people who post art online that like,,, didnt start developing their style til they were like, a young adult. i feel like it ignores people who are adults but arent like, grandmaster level yet lmao. adult artists who really are just starting out and therefore dont have as much practice as ppl who have held a crayon to draw with right outta the womb. and even then the latter group develop at different paces! so it feels like trying to name an age just by looking at someone's art just feels sort of pointless cuz skill doesn't really come with how old you are, it comes with how long you've been drawing and whatnot. if im makin sense. basically the trend that ive observed only really applies to a specific group of people and their general timeline of how they began developing their art, so the trend just feels kinda nothing.

also... guessing someone's age means Nothing. like, i show off how i draw my eyes, someone names a number or range they think is accurate... now what. do i giggle and cackle to myself when they guess wrong? what does it mean when someone guesses younger? i dont really get the whole idea behind it, even disregarding the stuff i mentioned previously. cuz again, age doesnt really correlate to art skill for most people??

i showed my art off to some friends on discord and someone said, based on how i draw the orbs, im in my early 20s. thats cool i guess. not really accurate. what does it mean tho???? that im like, pretty skilled but also not? i dont know. its a number. i guess. tho im probably overthinking it

kinda weird prompt for a trend

[tootiecakes234]

“Hey Katsuki”, you scream from the your bedroom.

“What” he yells back at you from somewhere else in the house.

“Where ya at?”

“In the game room.”

So you get up and head that way. When you enter he’s sat in his gaming chair with his headset on.

“Hey bub…. Hey guys” you say loud enough to be heard through his headset.

“Yea yea. They all said hey.” You knew Kirishima and Kaminari were on the other end. Maybe even Mina too cuz she wasn’t texting you back.

“Kit-Kat, I’m getting hungry. Do you know what sounds really good for dinner?”

“What?” he questions without taking his eyes off the screen.

You walk behind him and slide your arms around his neck and nuzzle into the back of his head. You’re trying to butter him up because you know he’s not gonna wanna make what you’re craving.

“You remember those dumplings you made from scratch a while ago?” You ask with your voice dripping in as much sweetness you can muster.

“No.”

“No you don’t remember or no you’re-“

And he interrupt you before you can even finish. “No im not cooking that. There are frozen dumplings in the fridge.”

“But Sukiiiiii, those aren’t as good as the ones you make. The flavors aren’t the same and yours are so crispy and doughy. Pleaaasseee.”

“Hey you assholes shut the hell up. No ones talking to you.” He responds to his friends in the headset. “You want her to have ‘em, bring your ass over and make ‘em”

“I’m not doing this. You idiots hold on.” And he pauses the game and turns around to face you and removes his head set.

“Look we can order takeout if you want, but I’m not about to make freakin dumplings from scratch cuz you have a craving. I’d have to go to the store and get ingredients and taking the time to make the wrappings. ‘S too much.” He tries to explain to you in a rational way .

“I knooowww…. I’d go to the store with you though and I’ll help you make them…. Pretty please” you whine and stick you lowere lip out just a little with your eyes as pleading as you can make them.

Katsuki rolls his eyes and throws his head back.

“You don’t get whatever you want just because you pout at me. Spoiled ass. Not today. Maybe sometime later this week.”

You didn’t actually think he’d tell you no. He usually never does. Maybe you are spoiled. Still makes you sad though.

So you put on your big girl pants, tuck your lip back in and give him a soft “ok” before you lean down and press a soft kiss to his lips so he knows you’re not upset with him.

He is allowed to say no.

“Is Mina on the game with you guys?” You ask him when you pull back.

“Yeah she is.”

“When you get back on can you tell her to stop being a bitch and answer my phone call. I have tea to spill.”

“I’ll tell her.”

And with that you head toward the door and leave.

Once you’re back in your room it takes Mina about 3 minutes to call you and you start catching her up on everything.

You guys stay on the phone for about 30 minutes before she has to go.

After that, you bury yourself in the blankets and start reading the manga you had lying on your nightstand.

Before you can really get into it, Katsuki is walking into your room and going into the closet.

“Get your ass outta bed and get dressed before I change my goddamn mind.”

“What?” You ask because now you’re confused.

“You said you were gonna go to the store with me to buy all this shit so get your ass up and let’s go.”

“Kats you don’t have to, it’s fine.”

“Look ya spoiled brat, if I gotta tell you to get up one more time we are gonna be in here fightin.”

And the smile that breaks out on your face. You hurry and get outta bed and rush him. “Awwwww my sweet boy”

“I swear to god, I’m this close to letting your ass starve.”

And you wrap your arms around him and start kissing everywhere on his face. When you pulled away he has a deep frown on his face but you can see the sparkle in his eyes that he gets when you’re super happy.

You pull away and scurry off to get dressed.

He really needs to start saying no to you and meaning it before you really lose the understanding of the word.

Katsuki Masterlist

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[racew1nn3rs]

─ 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘚, 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘚 🫀

max verstappen x singer!fem reader // smau

⤷ summary: when max verstappen starts commenting on the posts of the beloved singer y/n l/n, fans are confused and less than enthusiastic at the new friendship. what they could never expect is just how long they've been 'friends'...

based on this request <3

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ynusername my new album is now officially out on all platforms! thank you so so much for all of the love and support, and special thanks to sab for her feature on the song <33 love u bb girl 🫦🫦 now that the album's out, tour next!!! see you all soon!

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user1 THE ALBUM OUT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

user2 i cannot be normal about this i fear

user3 ik her back hurts from CARRYING the music industry on her back 😩

user4 hey so WHO TF IS SO AMERICAN ABOUT?? A LOVE SONG

user5 y/n writing a love song in god's year of 2024... wow

user6 y/n in the top 10 charts, fork found in kitchen

user7 sabrina and y/n are never beating the gf allegations

ynusername damn right we're not 😏

user7 HOLY SHIR HOKY SHIT HOKST SHUT

user8 y/n's in love and it's not with me, hanging myself as we speak

user9 the comment is gonna get reported but so real op

user8 can't a woman hang herself in peace 😣

user10 album's such a banger i had this shit bumpin at my grandmas funeral 🙏🏼 rest in piece nancy 🕊️💪🏻

user11 OH MY GOD???

user12 rest in piece nancy you would've loved make you mine 😔

ynusername oh my god please tell me your joking

user10 sorry queen the grind never stops

ynusername NO SHOT

maxverstappen1 great album! 👍🏼

user13 why does he text like my father 🧍🏻‍♀️

user14 brother eughh

user15 what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

ynusername thank you max!!!

user16 y/n l/n to redbull in 2025

user17 hellurrrrr who is this man in ur likes y/n

user18 f1 driver!!

user17 Y/N NO ATHELETES PLEAEJEWK 🫵

user18 tour content soon??? i'm sat

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user19 bro looks like he snuck onto earth, get his ass outta here

user20 grammy-award winner, vogue cover model, new york university graduate and Some Fucking Guy

user21 not y'all coming to her defense like the mighty morphin power rangers 💀💀 he's literally a world class athete and she writes pop music

user20 17.172.224.47

user21 IS THAT MY IP ADDRESS??

user20 melinda charleton

user22 IS THAT HIS MOTHER'S NAME!!?1?1!

user20 you want me to do you too???

user22 no we good 😃

user23 ruth bader ginsberg did not die for this

user24 now wtf does this have to do with babe ruth 🤨

user25 WHOOOOO 😧

user24 ... that wasn't right was it

user26 now let's be fr he does NAWT have a chance

user27 have u seen the marble-carved  goddesses these men pull, i fear he does 😔

user28 please no i feel ill

user29 TWO???? OH HELL NAW

user30 two might be pushing it, only one was confirmed

user31 jesus christ

user32 first taylor, now this

user33 yall, all he commented was great album 💀💀 yall are LEAPING to conclusions

user34 what can i say it's an art

user35 i do not see 👁️👄👁️

user36 no like 💀💀 im in your walls

user37 haha max verstappen!! right!!! (theres a sniper at ur location)

user38 omg ur so right 🤩 it is about him (i have a bomb strapped to my chest)

user39 i dont mean to sound stupid, idk who that man is, if i saw him on the streets i wouldnt know a thing 🥱

user40 this is so random too like what 😭

user41 the power of kindness won't work here, i have to throw him off a building

user42 i used to be a max verslsjjwwo lover 🤩 now im just a max verslsjjwwo hater 😔

user43 NURSE 🫵 SHE'S OUT AGAIN

user44 why would u put that into the universe 😧

user45 alright, lets get you to bed grandma

user46 mari stop being delusion and go touch grass 🧍🏻‍♀️

user47 ENOUGHHHH

user48 ain't no way in hell 😭

user49 ik ur feet hurt from all this jumping to conclusions babe

user50 lets leave the parkour to the athletes 😃

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ynusername italy thanks for letting me be inside you (; it was such a lovely show, expect me back asap!!!!

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user51 IT WAS SO GOOD I THNK I BLACKED OUT THE WHOLE TIME THO

user52 oh!

user51 oh so now this isn't a safe space

user53 LANDO AND MAX IN TGE LIKES??? NO NO NO NO

user54 ABORT ABORT ABORT

user55 y'all are doing too much 🙄 she's one of the top artists in the world, i think it's safe to say they might like her music

user56 the second picture 🧎🏻‍♀️do you need a stool cause i can kneel and be really quiet

user57 y/n fans be normal challenge (impossible!!!) (never done before)

user56 WOMP WOMP

maxverstappen1 wonderful show! 🙏🏼 you are so talented

ynusername ty max (: im glad you could come see me

user57 ain't NO WAYYYYYY

user59 THIS IS SIXKENJNG IM GONNA PUKE

sabrinacarpenter my gf looking sexy 🫦🫦🫦

ynusername only for u bbg 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

user60 BOOOO 🗣️ GET A ROOM

user61 do y'all need a third!!!!

user62 mamma mia pizza pasta mozzerella moment

user63 i just put u on a watchlist

user62 🧍🏻‍♀️

landonorris RAHHHHHH 🦅🫵🗣️‼️

ynusername RAHHH RAHHH RAHHH RISE POWER POWER 💪🏻‼️

user63 what the fuck

user64 OH GOD WHAT IF SHES DATING HIM????

ynusername brother eughhhh

landonorris WHAT THE FUCK????

user65 SINCE WHEN IS SHE FRIENDS WITH F1 DRIVERS HOW MANY CHAPTWRS DID I MISS

user66 apparently we all went into a universal coma while she was out galavanting cause idk how else this could've happened

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maxverstappen1 posted to his story!

(caption: beautiful show)

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user67 someone save my girl bro, she don't know any better 😭

user68 it's like a little kid trying to touch the hot stove, LIKE STOP THAT!! DON'T DO THAT

user69 am i the only one who thinks they'd be cute together....

user70 YES!?!?

user71 there is literally no fucking way he bagged her

user72 losing y/n to european f1 driver would be the biggest american tragedy since 2001

user73 i had to read this shit twice, op what r u waffling abt 🫵😧

user74 can't even be nonchalant about this one bro, i'm chalanting hard asf

user75 we do not care

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ynusername first time in monaco, safe to say i enjoyed myself! so happy to see you shine this time my love<3

25,788 comments

user76 oh. my. fucking. god

user77 THEYRE FUCKING DATING OH MYFODNSJ

user78 THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE HOLDING YOUR HAND THAT SHOULD BE MEEE MAKING YOU LAUGHHH 🎤

user79 i'm in mourning

sabrinacarpenter CHEATER 🫵

ynusername BABY IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, IT WAS JUST ONE TIME 😣😣😣 IT WAS A MISTAKE

maxverstappen1 we've been dating for 2 years??

sabrinacarpenter SHUT UP FAST & FURIOUS NO ONE ASKED YOU

user80 i'm sorry 😃 two Y EARS

user81 i feel like i just got dumped. y/n don't do this, the kids need you 😔

maxverstappen1 i got p1 for you, i love you 🫶🏼

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hope you all enjoyed! please let me know your thoughts and feel free to leave a request for me to write something for your fav <3

[gamblersdoll]

cw: threesome, oral (f, m) p in v, blowjob, cum eating, first time, anal. (not really, more ass eating.)

the three of you were impossible together, at least what katsuki thinks. he has to deal with a big ass tank of a boyfriend, and then a bratty little shit. only difference was you werent a pro, but you were around.

but you loved having two big men all over you.

“mm mm, dont run baby.” kirishima mumbles, holding your legs and katsuki grabbing the essentials for after what was said and done. “god, you look so beautiful.”

“stop hoggin’ her, red.” katsuki grumbles, getting beside him and kissing the inner of your legs. “you nervous?” he watches you nod, and chuckles. “i bet, kirishima was itchin’ for you earlier.”

“way to put me on the spot, babe.” he says, laying on his stomach next to his semi smaller boyfriend, and wrapping a finger around the band of your panties. “is.. this okay?”

you nod, cheeks flushed and hot. they couldnt really tell, not with the red LEDs that katsuki had set up. he nods, pulling the panties down and they both exhale a groan. you shiver, your clit twitching softly. they freeze, and you chuckle. “im okay, just air.”

“fuck..” they both simultaneously say, cocks pressed against the mattress. two pairs of crimson eyes look up to you, then back to your bare slit.

they both move, tongues already making their assaults on your poor cunt and you moan. the fuck they thought, having two tongues against your clit? pure hell. you put a hand on one of their head, eyes closed and not really focused on whos head it was. katsuki growls, you figure he feels left out or something, but then pushes kirishima to the side and takes over.

he chuckles, squeezing your thigh. “he isn’t jealous, dont worry,” he reassured, kissing along your skin up to your lips. “he just gets so in the moment, believe me.”

“you talkin’ shit, red?” he asks, clit still in his mouth and side eyeing his crimson boyfriend. kirishima replies with a ‘nope,’ and he grunts, going back to his torturous assailant to your walls.

but then, he hooks his arms around your thighs, pulling you up and having your cunt in his mouth, legs and thighs on his shoulders. you squeal, gripping his hair and he groans a ‘fuck yes.’

kirishima whistles, getting behind you and kissing down your back. “you okay, baby?” you nod, and he giggles.

“what are you doing?” you quickly say in between moans, feeling kirishima grip the fatty flesh of your ass.

“you dont mind if i do this, do you?” he asks, a blush on his face and massaging your lower hips. you shake your head no, and he sighs.

“just… be careful with your teeth.” you say, and he reassures you.

he gets a little lower, spreading you open and licking small circles around your puckered hole. you groan, the feeling so foreign to you and he kisses it. he sometimes makes contact with katsuki’s tongue, swapping spit.

“h—hah…” you pant, gripping the blonde’s hair and having your face drop into a ‘o’ shape. you feel yourself clench around nothing, mumbling a ‘fuck.’

“cum on my face,” katsuki says muffled, “cum on my fucking face.” he orders, swatting a hand on your ass and pressing his tongue deep into your walls. you squeal again, and kirishima presses his thumb inside. they both feel each other through only you.

you pull his hair, biting your lip as you spasm around his tongue.

he swallows whatever hes given, kissing small kisses against your folds and clit. “dont drop her, kats.”

“i know the fuck im doin’.” he barks, and kirishima just laughs. they lay you down on the bed, having you on your knees and a pillow under your hips.

“you ready, pretty?” kirishima asks, pulling his boxers off as katsuki did as well.

“youre.. double stuffing me?” you ask, for clarification. because they had to be outta their mind if they think ‘yes, we are putting two cocks inside one hole the first time.’

“no, that would be stupid.” katsuki taps your rear end, signaling he was behind. “im going to be right here..” he says, a middle and ring finger pressing inside your walls. “and red is going to be in your mouth, that okay with you?”

you nod, mouth watering as he spoke.

“okay.. if you get uncomfy, let us know!” kirishima reminded, could be overbearing since he had to ask for permission to kiss you on the cheek.

katsuki slips himself in, slow and controlled. he grunts while he slips himself inside, carnal desire and need building up and trying to seep through. meanwhile for poor kirishima, he had to bite his knuckle to not immediately start. your mouth feels too good, especially for their first time with you.

they had needed this, wanted this for so long.

“ready?” katsuki asks, forgetting that you have a eight inch cock inside your mouth. had kirishima had lesser girth, you would respond.. but that boy bulked up so much over the years. “heh, okay then.”

katsuki moves his hips in a slow but steady pace, immediately gripping your hips as you release around him. you sucked him in, a creamy ring forming around his shaft and he growls. he mumbles a ‘oh, fuckin’ christ.’

and for kirishima? oh, he was losing it.

“oh, god.” he breathes out, eyes rolling but snapping back to you as he pushes his cock in and out of your mouth. “oh, god, youre so good.”

both of them are losing themselves, drowning inside of you and out. katsuki picks up the pace, wet skin echoing around the room and the red light’s glistening against your skin. katsuki grips your hips in a attempt to pull you closer to him, but he then grabs your arms back to him as he grunts and groans.

kirishima gets closer to you on the bed, hands on your head as he whines about how good it feels.

“fuck yeah!” katsuki growls through his teeth, spit spilling over his plump lips and dripping down to where you both meet. “and you kept this shit from us?” he asks, as if he were offended.

you clench around him, your eyes rolling back and burning from the tears dripping down your face. kirishima’s cock twitches, and he pulls his right hand away.

“coming— fuck!” he announces, pulling you down on his cock and sputtering his load inside of your mouth, a few more thrusts coming after. he pants, pulling himself away and laying on the bed in a dazed, fucked out state.

“not done with you, little shit.” katsuki reminds, putting a leg up and feeling himself go deeper. “h’oh, fuck.” he moans for the first time, hips starting to stutter.

“fuckmefuckmefuckme!” you chant, eyes crossing and your head presses against the bed. “use me, fuck!”

“take it, take all of it.” he chants with you, pulling the pillow out from under you. to hell with the pillow, he thought. and he starts to thrust with his body weight into your cervix. he wipes his hand on his shirt at different times, not ever forgetting his quirk usage. “fuck— going to fucken come.” he mumbles, you not hearing, but feeling.

you reach underneath you, grabbing his balls and fondling them. he grunts loud, him immediately spilling himself inside and grabbing you by your wrist.

“the fuck— the fuck was that?” he says in between breaths, hearing how kirishima suggested it, merely as a joke. “did he now?”

“both of you like to rat me out, huh?”

you giggle, having katsuki lay you against kirishima and kirishima kissing your cheek repeatedly. “stay there.” he ordered as he wiped you down with wet wipes and giving you your vitamins with water.

“did you really just give me my vitamins after you fuck me?”

“shut the fuck up and take them.”

“be nice!”

[pblock3rs]

somebody to love ⋆˚✿˖°

pairings! : paige x reader ₊˚⊹⋆

warnings! : none :)

summary : after a long time from hiding your relationship from the media, you decided to post some cute photos dumps to reveal your relationship! 💝

not proof read so i’m absolutely so sorry if there is mistakes !! 😭

a/n: hey hi!! delilah hereee:) okay this is my first time making a social media post like this so please give me some feedback on anything to fix 😞💝 loveee uuu °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:

your.username :

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your.username_ life lately with my favourite baller !? 💐

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august 2, 2024

paigebueckers yoooo who’s that pretty lookin lady at the end..??🙈🙈

→ your.username_ girl bye get outta my comments before i delete this post 😑

→ paigebueckers RUDE MUCH??? that’s it your sleeping on the couch 😑

→ your.username_ paige madison bueckers.

→ kamoreaarnold pulling out the full name is crazy work y/n 😭😭

→ iluvpaigebu3ckers_ LMFAOO FULL NAME CRAZYY

nika.muhl i miss you guys 🥹 (specifically y/n)

→ your.username_ i miss you even more love 😞💝

→ paigebueckers okay wow.. i see how it is bruh😑

→ nika.muhl LOVE YOU! 🤗🤗

kamoreaarnold HI GIRLY POP I MISS YOU GUYS COME BACK 😢😢😢💝

→ your.username_ you’re with us in spirit whatchu mean girl 🤨🤨

→ y/n.loverrrr i love this girl sm 😭😭

unicornglittersparkles is this a soft launch perchance?

→ your.username_ you can’t just say perchance!! (maybe....🙈🙈🙈)

→ y/n.loverrrr OMGGG????

paigebueckers

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paigebueckers matching lego & roses for a pretty girl 😉 @ your.username_ !!

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august 17, 2024

your.username_ whoever those roses are for must be SOOO pretty 🤫🤫

→ paigebueckers hi pretty girl

→ nika.muhl my babies 😢🥹🥹

→ paige.luvrrr I FUCKINGG KNEWW IT OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

kamoreaarnold cute… now pack it up😑😑

→ paigebueckers stop being a hater.. damn 🙄

→ user596838 real kk 😞😞😞

janaelalfy8 i had to help you with half of these.. where’s the credit smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

→ paigebueckers so like which one did you exactly help me with??

→ your.username_ i’m giggling

→ janaelalfy8 leave me alone i wanted to be included 🥱

your.username_

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august 27, 2024

your.username_ hi baby 🤗💐 had so much fun with you today 🤍

azzi35 my parents 🫡🫡

→ your.username_ hi i love you child!! 🤗💝

→ user3752 i’m getting my adoption papers

→ your.username_ waiting!!!

paigebueckers you already KNOW we won that game of fortnite 😈

→ your.username_ i carried 🥱😮‍💨

→ morgancheli i doubt that but okay y/n!! 🤗🤍

→ paigebueckers see morgan gets it 😞

morgancheli cuties 💝

→ your.username_ even though you doubted me about carrying on fortnite i still love you freshie 💝

→ morgancheli love you! 🥰

→ your.username_ love you even more 💝

→ paigebueckers LOVE HER EVEN MORE THAN ME??

→ your.username_ LEAVE.

your.username_

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your.username_ scroll at the end for a surprise 🥱🙈

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august 30, 2024

azzi35 i thought it was going to be something cute.. the hell is that y/n 😭

→ your.username_ IT IS STOP BEING A HATER AZZI.

→ azzi35 i’m speaking my truth 🙄🙄

→ user47582 LMFAOO

aubrey.griffin44 what the hell are those MUGS.

→ your.username_ aren’t they cute!!

→ aubrey.griffin44 mhmm…

paigebueckers baby don’t listen to the haters they just mad and jealous they’re all single and lonely 🙄🙄🥱🥱😮‍💨😮‍💨

→ kamoreaarnold im throwing up..

→ janaelalfy8 get your ass to the court.

→ nika.muhl i can’t defend you on this one paige…

→ azzi35 at your big age..🤨🤨

→ morgancheli girl what

→ your.username_ GODAMNN GOT THE WHOLE SQUAD AND GETTING HATED ON 😭😭

→ paigebueckers just say yall hate me and want me dead holy shit…

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ | hey!! hopefully you guys enjoyed this just as much as i did making thiss! it’s super time consuming but so worth it 🫡 please tell me if you want me to make more or even put a request in! anything is fine with me 💐 love you allll!!!