#im perpetually an angsty teenager

[monzterzack]

it is very hard coming to terms with the fact that you are everything your parents hate about the world

and its extremely difficult to come to the realization that they love you regardless, because every subsequent action and hurt is not coming from hate, but from very misguided love

[linafication]

HI SRY IF THIS IS ANNOYING ITS TWOPAIRSOFEYES

Can i ask Your brian thoughts, if thats okay?

OH FUCK YEAH IM ALWAYS HAPPY TO SHARE MY BRIAN THOUGHTSE >:]

I agree with you that he wears dresses a lot because dresses are nice & brian is nice so it works

he can communicate with ivy in a way that the others can’t understand since Mechanical Brains & they mostly use it to talk shit <3

also speaking of ivy, one time brian & ivy convinced raphaella to switch their brains for a day to see if anyone noticed. like self induced freaky friday. shenanigans ensued <3

he fuckin larg. very tall & large. I want to give him a hug

he’s also perpetually warm because yknow metal & machinery can get very warm when left running forever

lots of people think that brian is all nice when he’s on mje, but that really just makes him more blunt since he can’t lie on that setting so he’s just kind of a bitch. many many times there have been exchanges such as “wow jonny you look terrible. like a rat that just got electrocuted” “fuck off brian can’t you just keep your mouth shut” “I’m on mje, remember? I couldn’t lie even if I wanted to :)”

he usually keeps his voice how it normally is, but he can add weird effects to it if he wants!!! so sometimes if he really wants to bother someone he changes his voice to be all high pitch & autotuned & just. Screams

he’s very close with the toy soldier, since both of them are considerably the Least Human of the group & they bonded over that. they have tea parties together & gossip <3

brian may look like he’d be the Responsible One™ but for some reason I see him as somewhat of that Gossipy Chaotic Teenage Girl stereotype just with a lot more criminal activity & a confusing moral compass

he never said anything about having a human heart when he first became one of the mechanisms just because it never came up, but one time one of the other mechs attacked him (just for fun yknow) & opened up his chest & was just like “????? tHERES MEAT IN HERE???”

I have more Angsty Brian Thoughts too but I’ll wait until another time to share those >:}

[houseplantfae]

anytime im at a point where something big is happening in my life school wise i find myself back on tumblr 

just entering highschool, dont know what my niche is and im full of angst and hormones that i gotta vent somewhere? tumblr

about to graduate highschool and im freaking out because woah im one step closer to adulthood and scary decisions that supposedly are making or breaking my future and life? tumblr hello again old friend

graduating uni and feeling antsy as fuck because im still not the adult i thought i’d be and tbh i think i’ll perpetually feel like that angsty hormonal teenager figuring shit out? hellooooo tumblr

and now i’m looking into masters programs and procrastinating all the adulting i was kinda planning on doing and here i am, back on tumblr 

[jichew]

bang yedam ♡ soft love song

pairing: gender-neutral character x bang yedam

genre: fluff

a/n: so this is kind of different than the bullet point fics i usually write, so i’m kind of iffy on posting this,,, but i’ve been wanting to write a rocker!yedam fic since i heard hard lov song so here we go!! i actually based this off of the vibe of hard love song, but then i read the lyrics halfway through writing this and i realized how angsty it was?? so i just ended up doing this and im kind of basing it off of yedam’s song u. enjoy!!

bang yedam. a name you’d only ever associate with good things. things like color coded notes and perfect grades and being early to class. a star studded student whom you’d only ever spot between the worn shelves of the library or at the front of your calculus class. there was an air of intrigue that surrounded bang yedam. a pronounced sense of anonymity, one could argue. he was top of the class, that much was evident. but everything else seemed a mystery. and it was almost like no one seemed to notice. except you.

perhaps it was for those reasons and more that you found the corners of your lips turning up as you entered the dimly lit bar that friday night. because on the stage, a guitar positioned around his torso, stood bang yedam. you had always considered the possibility that bang yedam lived a double life. something like hannah montana. straight a student by day, rock band guitarist by night. that had a nice ring to it, as well.

you couldn’t help but notice the air of confidence that surrounded him. this doesn’t go to say that bang yedam was not a confident person. it’s more so the idea that perpetual sweater paws and bangs that are long overgrown don’t exactly scream confidence. but under the neon blue lights, it seemed as if bang yedam was the only person in the room. perhaps, the only person in the world. his bangs were parted at the middle, slightly matted to his forehead with sweat. his eyes almost seemed to sparkle under the lighting, or perhaps that was merely because this was your first time not seeing them behind a curtain of bangs. the sleeveless top adorning his torso highlighted his biceps, toned with the constant strumming of his guitar. maybe it was a bit superficial of you to take into account his looks. then again, it’s only fair to appreciate a man who looks so ethereal while playing guitar.

but most of all, you were enraptured by his voice. a sweet sound that rose and fell at all the right moments. a unique tone that made everyone stop what they were doing and look in awe upon the teenage boy on stage. a melody that seemed to encase your body in its warmth, tendrils entering every accessible part of you and rewiring your brain to only think “bang yedam, bang yedam, bang yedam”. and maybe something in the air allowed for him to hear your thoughts, because right then, he lifted his head. between his drenched bangs and the throng of people scattered in front of you, bang yedam found your eyes. and he winked.

                                                           ~

it wasn’t until later that night, after the soles of your feet had long been worn out from dancing, that you decided to seat yourself at the bar. your friends were still going strong on the dance floor, attempting their own rendition of swan lake as a folk tune played from the speakers above. and perhaps you would’ve gotten back up to join them if it wasn’t for the presence that took up space in the seat next to you. looking over, it seemed as if bang yedam was a juxtaposition personified - silver hoops lining his ears and biceps on display, yet his face wore a shy smile, head tilting to cover his eyes with his bangs yet again. it was an endearing sight, you could admit that much.

“uh.. hey.. you’re in my calc class right?” he asked, with the slightest tilt of his head, body leaning towards you. you almost giggled at the shy tone of his voice. it was cute.

“yup.. thats me”

“ahh.. “ he awkwardly bobbed his head in what seemed to be a nod “well my name’s bang yedam”

“i know who you are” you finally let out a giggle, head turning to fully face him. his mouth was slightly open, eyes wide. and suddenly he was leaning back, head fervently nodding, almost as if you had just said the most interesting thing he had heard all day. you found this cute as well.

a drop of silence fell between you two. in which the both of you chose to stare straight ahead, one thinking of what to say next and one quite content just sitting idle. it wasn’t awkward, though. more so the silence that occurs when snowflakes blanket the ground in white. a silence indeed, but an easy silence. a comfortable white noise.

“so... can i get you something to drink?” he suddenly turned towards you, head shaking so his bangs allowed for a sliver of his eyes to be visible.

“you know we’re underage right?” you deadpanned.

“ahh... right” he turned his head back to hide the rosy color that slowly found it’s way to his cheeks at the realization of his statement. “you want some water?”

it was at this moment that you knew you liked bang yedam.

                                                           ~

the next six months seemed to pass by in a frenzy of schoolwork, sleep deprivation and too many late nights at the bar. most of all, your next six months were accompanied by none other than bang yedam. after a week or two, you made it a habit to come to the bar every friday to see him and his band play. and every single friday, you both sat side by side at the bar and talked through the night. sometimes he would walk you to the nearest convenience store before he called a taxi for you. other times, on earlier nights, he would walk all the way to the bus and ride to your neighborhood with you, despite his home being in the exact opposite direction.

at first glance, bang yedam seemed cold - an unattainable mystery. he seemed like sharp edges and strict parents and classical music. but oh, how different he actually was. it seemed that the more you hung out with him, the more you realized just how misconstrued your ideas of him actually were.

bang yedam is soft. bang yedam is gummy smiles and checkered sweaters and hot chocolate that’s way too sweet for the average human being. and perhaps food preferences are the best reflector of a person, because bang yedam is too sweet for his own good. he doesn’t mind spending hours at the library teaching you how to integrate. and he doesn’t mind buying you a coffee every wednesday morning, never forgetting how you like your order. he also cries a lot. like the time he found out his friend was being redistricted to another school, he cried for hours into a vat of chocolate ice cream while you let your fingers comb through his hair. (it was kind of funny, because, after about a week of phone calls, his friend ended up staying at the same school anyway)

bang yedam is also confident. all combat boots and leather jackets and shiny electric guitars. if you didn’t consider him such an integral part of your life, you would probably be another fangirl of his and call him hot. but then again, having a crush on him wasn’t any better.

                                                             ~

you wouldn’t consider it to be a surprise - your crush on bang yedam that is. he was just one of those boys that was easy to crush on. the perfect mix of kind and attractive and smart and all things in between. often times, you allowed yourself to daydream of the prospect that he liked you back. a daydream in which the notes he left in your backpack were more than just reminders to ‘get your ass out of bed and do work’ and the smiles he sent you from the stage were more than just friendly. but more often than not, you would shut down these thoughts, because having bang yedam as a friend is something you wouldn’t compromise for love.

and perhaps, for that very reason, you found it odd that bang yedam invited you to the club that friday night. you had always thought that a silent agreement had formed between you two that you would be present at his gigs every friday, so when you received a text that read “be at the bar, friday at 6 pm xx -yedam” you were a bit confused. nonetheless, you zipped your boots up to your ankles and walked the distance to the bar. opening the door, you were surprised when you were met with complete darkness. checking the time on your phone, you found that it was only 5:56 PM. the bar shouldn’t be closed at this time?

before you could move to do or say anything, a single blue light came on above the stage. and standing below, guitar in tow, was none other than bang yedam. it was silent for a second and you couldn’t quite make out his face under the dim lighting. as you were about to say something, a light melody started playing from his guitar. that’s when bang yedam started singing. there was something a little more ethereal about him tonight. perhaps it was the fact that he was standing on stage, yet he was uncharacteristically wearing an oversized sweater. perhaps it was the tone of his voice, something softer and sweeter, as if he wanted you to hang on to the end of his every word. perhaps it was the lyrics that flowed from his mouth, a story of a love that blooms like the flowers in the spring.

and as these words dripped from his lips like honey, you found that same smile tugging at the corners of your own. so when the last notes of the song had died out, you hopped onto the stage. and in a small twist of courage, you leaned on your tip toes and kissed bang yedam.

[lelianasface]

(sorry if this doesn’t make sense, i usually edit posts like this until they are incomprehensible)

i love relationship drama in television as much as the next person, but im going to value stable wlw relationships on tv as positive rep over all of that because i want gay teenagers not to grow up thinking abuse is healthy, unlike most straight teenagers who do, given how unhealthy straight relationships on tv. to be clear: i’m 100% okay with wlw working out their issues on screen, but even though i don’t watch wynonna earp or supergirl, i will take healthy relationships, no matter how “boring” that might be, over toxic ones any day. 

couples like emison are an example of what happens when a network couldn’t bear to show a happy sapphic couple for more than a month so they waited 7 years to get them together. SEVEN years of queerbaiting because of how shitty the network was about having two girls together. and now, no one cares anymore? everyone’s lost steam? and it doesn’t even feel like a victory at all. that’s not what your favorite ship being together is supposed to feel like. it’s a waste.

and of course, there’s always room for a happy medium but i don’t see predominantly straight writers being able to write healthy slowburn for a wlw couple any time soon. 

to me, kids being able to see that lgb adults can be in happy long-term relationships is WAY more important that some will-they-wont-they formula that people (including me) love, but isn’t what i think tv needs right now.

there has to be one happy sapphic couple that is perpetually together for every lesbian or bi woman killed on screen, and when there is, all of the unhealthy/angst stuff will feel less like straight people don’t want to see lgb people be happy and more like normal angsty tv relationships

[hannahchronism]

Abbie Logs

I did the thing for Abbie also (and it’s at this point that I’m realizing it feels like things are missing because we texted back and forth about them for like a month before I had skype again and started talking about them there rip)

Also tw for some suicide mentions !!

[8/30/2016 9:32:42 PM] Hannah:  http://museinspo.tumblr.com/post/149693628688 [8/30/2016 9:32:46 PM] Hannah: #mark and abbie

[8/30/2016 9:43:38 PM] Hannah: http://jediiwrites.tumblr.com/post/149690127222 [8/30/2016 9:43:41 PM] Hannah: #abbie and mark [8/30/2016 9:44:12 PM] Tired™: HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THEM THAT IS 100% ACCURATE [8/30/2016 9:44:22 PM] Tired™: this is what i get for tumbling at 2 am [8/30/2016 9:44:37 PM] Hannah: Mark, Abbie's pay pal

[9/1/2016 12:07:32 AM] Hannah: I don't know why but lil tiny Abbie being A+ at hurdles is my shit

[9/1/2016 3:22:55 PM] Hannah: whispers what do i name Abbie's wheartit collection [9/1/2016 3:33:02 PM] Tired™: Little Orphan Abbie [9/1/2016 3:33:24 PM] Hannah: i think i'm gonna do that for her url tho [9/1/2016 3:33:32 PM] Hannah: i mean [9/1/2016 3:33:42 PM] Hannah: not that im already making plans for a character i dont have or anything

[9/5/2016 11:25:24 PM] Tired™: 

okay wtf this is?? too cute???? I'm banning all boys effective immediately [9/5/2016 11:26:07 PM] Hannah: that right there is Abbie/Mark that's what it is

[9/15/2016 9:18:01 PM] Saltasaurus: things i think about while making a bowl of cereal: if Mark lost control and bit Abbie, she wouldn't turn and she'd also heal and everything would be fine (mostly) if Mark lost control and bit Florence, she'd die. Like I legit don't think there's a way around it she would straight up just die. if Florence, for some reason, decided to turn Mark, he could become a hybrid and A) maintain his werewolf traits B) become even stronger, in some regards and also C) I'm pretty sure he'd stop aging and be suspended as a teenager forever ((like the girls >.>))

[9/26/2016 10:56:53 PM] Tired™: http://diametricallyopposed-bros.tumblr.com/post/150992467716/b-almighty-i-couldnt-be-hillary-i-would-have [9/26/2016 11:02:05 PM] Saltasaurus: oh my god [9/26/2016 11:02:16 PM] Saltasaurus: ((( #abbie )))

[10/1/2016 6:53:56 PM] Tired™: you know the hand slap game? [10/1/2016 6:54:29 PM] Tired™: where you hold ur palms over someone elses and they try to slap the backs of ur hands and u try to pull away before they can [10/1/2016 6:54:50 PM] Tired™: imagine mark and Florence playing that with their supernatural speed [10/1/2016 7:27:48 PM] Tired™: I wrote you some word vomit [10/1/2016 8:59:48 PM] Saltasaurus: beautiful [10/1/2016 8:59:59 PM] Saltasaurus: Abbie like 'sTOP WITH THE HAND SMACKING THING'

[11/29/2016 10:26:41 PM] Hannah: i gOT ABBIE I HAVE ABBIE [11/29/2016 10:26:46 PM] Hannah: ABBIE MY DESTRUCTIVE CHILD [11/29/2016 11:04:02 PM] Tired™: I saw!!!!!1 [11/29/2016 11:04:27 PM] Tired™: u r 2/3rds of the spn squadron

(So many headcanons before I even had her rip)

[11/30/2016 10:23:55 AM] Hannah: I forreal almost just typed "I thought I smelled wet dog" [11/30/2016 10:24:01 AM] Hannah: Abbie no you don't know that (yet) [11/30/2016 10:24:05 AM] Tired™: omg [11/30/2016 10:24:15 AM] Tired™: i can;t wait for the dog jokes [11/30/2016 10:24:21 AM] Hannah: Non. Stop. [11/30/2016 10:24:27 AM] Hannah: They will be non stop from Abbie [11/30/2016 10:24:40 AM] Tired™: one day these kids are gonna drag each other at every opportunity [11/30/2016 10:26:41 AM] Hannah: honestly I don't think it's gonna take very long for abbie to show mark her healing factor because she can't explain it because she doesn't know what she is, so there's nothing to like, protect [11/30/2016 10:27:20 AM] Hannah: (it will probably be mid meltdown and I'm not saying I've imagined her putting her hand on a hot heating coil but for some reason that's the exact specific thought I keep having???) [11/30/2016 10:27:32 AM] Hannah: (( @ Abbie nO )) [11/30/2016 10:27:36 AM] Tired™: mark like "wtf is no one in this godforsaken town human" abbie like "wtf did u just say?" [11/30/2016 10:27:44 AM] Hannah: bless

[12/3/2016 11:17:20 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": I think it's an interesting parallel how Mark has his wallet out and ready to pay his library fine like it's nbd (because it isn't for him, he doesn't even blink at spending the money) and Abbie is wincing at her account balance because tthere's so little [12/3/2016 11:17:40 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": #sugardaddymark

[12/4/2016 8:18:19 PM] Hannah: 

[12/4/2016 8:18:26 PM] Hannah: Actual Abbie @ Mark's place [12/4/2016 8:18:44 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": tru [12/4/2016 8:19:00 PM] Hannah: M: Please get down A: nope [12/4/2016 8:19:12 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": mark takes a picture and captions it "found a raccoon in the garbage this morning" [12/4/2016 8:19:20 PM] Hannah: aMAZING [12/4/2016 8:20:07 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": Their whole relationship can be summarized as: is it a flirt or a roast? no one know [12/4/2016 8:20:17 PM] Hannah: (roast) [12/4/2016 8:20:30 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": (definitely a roast) [12/4/2016 8:20:32 PM] Hannah: constant affectionate roasting

[12/7/2016 1:06:16 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": for some reason it's really weird seeing abbie call Mark Markos bc no one calls him Markos [12/7/2016 1:06:28 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": that's the reason Jordan duh [12/7/2016 1:09:07 AM] Hannah: she probably usually doesn't tbh, i think she just did it to be a snarky lil bitch

[12/7/2016 1:48:05 AM | Edited 1:48:14 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": Abbie: -drags Florie and Alex- Mark: -defends Florie but go ahead and continue dragging Alex because that was pretty funny actually- [12/7/2016 1:48:56 AM] Hannah: amazing

[12/10/2016 3:09:57 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: more fun, domestic friends, less angsty paras pls [12/10/2016 3:10:04 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (I love angsty paras) [12/10/2016 3:10:41 AM] Hannah: speaking of fun domestic friends: how often do you think Florence and mark go through phones on the basis of sheer accidents? [12/10/2016 3:10:58 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: god. so much [12/10/2016 3:11:00 AM] Hannah: Abbie has started keeping track, probably [12/10/2016 3:11:17 AM] Hannah: "I swear to god that's your sixth new phone in the last four months Markos" [12/10/2016 3:11:19 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark's probably got a perpetually cracked screen [12/10/2016 3:11:46 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: "You literally just got that fixed last week, dude." [12/10/2016 3:11:55 AM] Hannah: bless [12/10/2016 3:12:17 AM] Hannah: Abbie breaks hers, Mark and Florence both have a spare that they offer her [12/10/2016 3:12:29 AM] Hannah: "What kind of weird rich people bullshit is this oh my god" [12/10/2016 3:12:40 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: lmao

[12/10/2016 8:03:31 AM] Hannah: lET' S PLAY A GAME CALLED @ MY BRAIN WTF CHILL [12/10/2016 8:03:42 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: what did it do? [12/10/2016 8:05:21 AM] Hannah: Abbie's bio just mentions that she discovered the ability to rapidly heal after her parents accident, but not how ( "Over the next year, she felt a lot of guilt on her shoulders and had a hard time processing her grief. She found herself in doing dangerous things, even discovering and testing her new ability of rapid regeneration. Within seconds after cutting the palm of her hand, the skin closed up and a scar was nonexistent." ) [12/10/2016 8:05:30 AM] Hannah: and now she's been doing dumb things to test it right [12/10/2016 8:05:32 AM] Hannah: okay but [12/10/2016 8:06:15 AM] Hannah: i all of a sudden just now at this moment have noticed a water trend with abbie's tag, specifically bathtubs [12/10/2016 8:06:17 AM] Hannah: and my brain just [12/10/2016 8:06:40 AM] Hannah: "haha what if she discovered the ability because she literally attempted suicide by cutting her wrists in the bath" [12/10/2016 8:06:40 AM] Hannah: wtf [12/10/2016 8:06:44 AM] Hannah: i didn't ask for this [12/10/2016 8:06:46 AM] Hannah: please shut up [12/10/2016 8:06:47 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: dude [12/10/2016 8:07:20 AM] Hannah: hER BIO QUOTE THO [12/10/2016 8:07:23 AM] Hannah: "But there was a difference in being stuck and choosing to stay" [12/10/2016 8:07:25 AM] Hannah: I"M DONE [12/10/2016 8:07:27 AM] Hannah: I QUIT

[12/10/2016 12:40:45 PM] Hannah: Active Me: It's weird how Abbie and Florence are so alike in some regards, all that attitude, but also so vastly different Tiny-Voice-in-the-Back-of-my-Head Me: It's because Abbie is like the offense and Florence is the defense. Abbie asserts her position and power before anyone attacks, whereas Florence waits until they actually try before shutting them down. Active Me: ... Yo what the f*ck

[12/11/2016 12:40:27 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: do u think mark actually calls Florence "Florie" [12/11/2016 12:40:43 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: like would it be wierd if he did [12/11/2016 12:40:44 PM] Hannah: i think she would let him but idk if he does or not [12/11/2016 12:41:02 PM] Hannah: just not Flo [12/11/2016 12:41:02 PM] Hannah: she hates Flo [12/11/2016 12:41:19 PM] Hannah: (Abbie probably calls her Flo) [12/11/2016 12:41:40 PM] Hannah: ((Florence probably calls her 'Abigail' with all the formality she can muster for revenge)) [12/11/2016 12:42:07 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (((Mark is in the middle of this just sighing deeply))) [12/11/2016 12:44:09 PM] Hannah: "Oh look it's Flo " "Good to see you too, Abigail " " Guys please " [12/11/2016 12:45:26 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: "Abbie, I'll buy you all the fries you can eat if you just  play nice " "Guess I'm going hungry then" [12/11/2016 12:45:59 PM] Hannah: i'm [12/11/2016 12:46:03 PM] Hannah: offended at how accurate that is lmao

[12/17/2016 10:03:49 PM] Hannah: Abbie is like, the living version of that "when people make jokes but you're like 'r u okay?'" text post [12/17/2016 10:04:38 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Abbie is Bo 

[12/17/2016 10:20:40 PM] Hannah: Abbie might actually just be a walking suicide tw tbh [12/17/2016 10:23:28 PM] Hannah: Also "Fast as she was, it never was fast enough to undo the damage she had already done." I upset myself take over-investing in sentences away from me [12/17/2016 10:24:57 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: B r o [12/17/2016 10:29:08 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: What do you do when one of your best friends is dying and the other one wants to die? I need my kids safe and happy but that is not the road they are on [12/17/2016 10:29:41 PM] Hannah: I don't think it's? an active want?? [12/17/2016 10:29:48 PM] Hannah: I think it's more like [12/17/2016 10:30:10 PM] Hannah: a very low self preservation insinct [12/17/2016 10:30:18 PM] Hannah: i think [12/17/2016 10:30:21 PM] Hannah: not sure rn [12/17/2016 10:46:03 PM] Hannah: Inner Abbie in the middle of an existential crisis while outer Abbie's like "this sucks" [12/17/2016 10:46:34 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Bless her

[1/5/2017 5:25:06 AM | Edited 5:25:31 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Imagine, if you will, Abbie and Florence and Mark in some sort of situation like: Florie (on the phone or smthing): Tell Abigail she can tag along if she must (but like in her Florence way where it's clear she's saying "absolutely do not come") Mark (to Abbie): Florence says she wants you to come too Abbie: Tell your creepy girlfriend Flo that I would rather choke on my own vomit than willingly go with her anywhere Mark (to Florence): Abbie said that she'd love to come but she has other plans already. Abbie: -scowling- [1/5/2017 5:26:47 AM] Hannah: ;sklfjg;kljehg [1/5/2017 5:26:54 AM] Hannah: poor Mark [1/5/2017 5:27:23 AM] Hannah: Florence: You know I can hear her, right? [1/5/2017 5:30:10 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark sighs a lot [1/5/2017 5:30:58 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Between the howlers and Florence and Abbie. His friends are so stressful. xD [1/5/2017 5:31:22 AM] Hannah: ((okay but Abbie saying things like "i would rather ingest a flaming porcupine" and Mark always like ???????? ))

[2/19/2017 3:52:18 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: pls take some time to imagine Mark going to the orphanage to pick up Abbie ad playing with the younger kids while he waits on her

[2/22/2017 6:51:35 PM | Edited 6:51:47 PM] Hannah: man I just barely skimmed over that reply from aaron for abs (because I was gonna do Hache's replies) but she instantly and immediately popped up in my head like "YOU CAN'T BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER" [2/22/2017 6:51:39 PM] Hannah: loud girl is loud [2/22/2017 6:55:34 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Bless -- [2/22/2017 8:02:48 PM] Hannah: WHEN U READ THE THING MORE THOROUGHLY AND REALIZE HANNAHBANNANA JUST MADE IT SO ABBIE KICKED HIM IN THE JUNK I LOVE [2/22/2017 8:02:59 PM] Hannah: amazing [2/22/2017 8:03:29 PM] Hannah: that's perf abbie logic honestly -stranger on the porch? - kick him in the dick - ... oops ? [2/22/2017 8:15:02 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Incredible

[2/22/2017 8:42:56 PM] Hannah: when u realize that one day Mark is going to be old and die and it'll just be Florie & Abs but then u also realize that eventually Florie's gonna die too (probably after about 200 years tbh, she's already having those #disconnect issues) which means, eventually, Abbie'll be completely alone and still 16 [2/22/2017 8:43:03 PM] Hannah: I hurt myself [2/22/2017 9:45:07 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: What to heck I am in public why would u do that to me