#im paraphrasing obvi

[jennrypan]

"Jason went after Joker so it was his own fault he died"

..I hope you step on big ass, glass Legos with bare feet bitch-- but no seriously that's not the issue. He went after his MOTHER and went to help her, that's the gist..yes?? We're on the same page?? And then..yeah?

His mother..betrayed him. Right? Yeah. And THEN..the Joker did his little dancy dance and fucking killed them cuz he's insane and evil. Like..Joker was the only thing at fault.

(And thr dc writers for..not killing him after that..)

[emailprobably]

Child Bruce Wayne standing in front of Alfred's bed in the middle of the night saying, youre gonna help me get revenge is actually so on brand for him good job. Fucking little sleep paralysis demon

[presidentalpaca]

im in quality assurance, which means filling out little forms and leaving comments asking for updates. i cant really take back or delete anything i send through, and nothing will tell me "you cant submit yet - something required is missing" so i check over everything 50000 times to make sure i didnt check off smthn incorrectly or forget to fill in a box or miss a letter when typing my boss' name on an official form

literally just now i thought "youre being paranoid" right before noticing a big one :)

i constantly think about that "checking my email 20+ times to make sure i didnt accidentally type and send 'hot busty moms with cocks galore' to my boss" post while im at work

[funstyle]

i loveeee recording onto these bible tapes cus i just randomly fast forwarted to some point to record something and when i played it back it was in the middle of a passage that was literally like - SAID UNTO HIM... "IF THY BROTHER DIES, THOU SHALT IMPREGNATE HIS WIFE -" paraphrased obvi but im so thrilled about it. like Thats Crazy

[not-rigel]

hi rigelbear 🤭 63, 18, 53, and 4 hehehehe

and now it’s your turn to suffocate in my love!!!!! i’m squeezing my phone so tight rn i hope you can feel it!!!!!! 🤎🤎🤎🤎💋💋🫂🫂🫂💋🫂🫂🤎🤎🤎🫂🫂💋💋🫂🫂💋🫂🫂🫂🫂🤎🤎🤎 AAAAAA I LOVEEE YOUUUU

ENNA IM BEING HUGGED SO TIGHT AND WARM AND LOVINGLY I FEEL IT

I LOVE YOU MOSTEST

• 4. Where do you find inspiration for new ideas?

Inspiration is everywhere. I've been inspired by fanart, things from my personal life and intense daydreaming. And well.....horny posts. people are VERY OPEN about sexual fantasies on the internet. and some of them have really great ideas (someone on x said scissoring with panties on and trust I will be coming back to write that)

• 18. Do you title your fics before, during, or after the writing process? How do you come up with titles?

I name my fics after I write them. Some titled just based off overall feeling, some titles are lines from the fic that are just meant to make you go "they said the thing!" (y'know like hearing the movie title in the movie) and a few times it's been song titles/lyrics. I think I have two sevika fics named after bastille songs and the cowboy!vika twoshot is chappell roan lyrics.

• 53. How do you spend your time when it comes to fanfiction? Are you primarily a fic reader, writer, or a perfect 50/50 split of both?

I read and write. Writing is VERY difficult for me to remain consistent in. The first sevika oneshot I wrote I did in a bit over 4 hours. now I've been working on the prof. sevika fics for a month. So for the last 2 months I've def been reading more than writing.

And slightly slowed down with writing because I don't look foward to the emotional roller coaster of posting online. yes, I love writing and hearing all the wonderful things y'all love about my writing but theres a real issue of some individuals treating writers/artists like all they contribute to fandom is fics/art. I am a very real person behind the screen. pls dont make demands, and SERIOUSLY don't ask to use my work for c.ai.

like all you have to do is say "would you consider a part 2?" instead of "I need part 2 right now" be thoughtful, be patient, be aware.

• 63. Something you hate to see in smut.

Okay let's start a list. LOTS OF THINGS SAID

1. Entirely aggressive sevika. We're calling it what it is. Fetishization. You write sevika, a dark skinned masculine woman, to be entirely sexually aggressive, you're fetishizing her.

2. descriptors that make reader white. no one is raking their fingers through my kinky hair. my face doesnt turn pink when I blush. neutrality is a DIFFICULT thing to keep in regards to describing the reader but those things stick out to a good portion of your audience. I think I saw one person defend making reader with blonde hair pulled in a ponytail as (paraphrasing) "reader is supposed to be high class and refined" no babe it's a self insert you wrote in second person POV. 

3. enna u already said it but I gotta say it more. no more "born pretty yesterday" reader. stop writing an 19 year old reader. that's still a teenager. that's still setting the age as low as you can without being completely gross. but it is obvious.

4. somno that disregards the first c in cnc. an asleep person cannot consent! please within the writing clarify the preexisting dynamics instead of "obvi you agreed the night before" in your footnotes.

5. This isnt specific to smut but I've seen really well spoken characters specifically those from zaun, have dialogue in fics that are a dialect that doesnt reflect the character. it really could be entirely personal and in my head but whenever I see the word ain't I audibly sigh.

6 first time rough sex smut that's includes something porn actors have to train for. anatomy is our friend. dont put the vagina or anus, a tunnel of muscles, through rigorous exercise if it's not properly conditioned for it.

okay I hope this was all based because I try to have good opinions. 

[luckyqueenreign]

So.. does anyone else feel like Amelia is the kind of girl/ sister that genuinely loves her sister but also ends making really dumb decisions?? (Ex: getting overly flirty with sisters LI, making a move on Zeph in the past) That’s just kind of the vibe I’ve always gotten from her character. FB probably won’t make it that deep but just my thought…

so with Amelia I always got the sense we weren't getting the full story about what happened with them. im paraphrasing rn but she said something about putting the past behind them.... which to me always stuck out and then obvi we hear about the Zeph confession that he always like Amelia...which I dont personally find all that bad IF Amelia never actually made a move on him. And now this week she was trying to tell us something about prom when Ozzy interrupted her.

I have been VERY nice to Amelia treating her as I wouldve treated my own sister. I've told her I trust her implicitly and to be completely honest I didnt think shed given us any reason not to...until now....this could be a massive misunderstanding, we already know she was looking for us earlier and I really hope it is. not bc I care about lewie (im an Ozzy girly...idc about that man lol) but fully bc I dont want fb to ruin my relationship with my sister!!

[vampireloverz]

“i don’t interact with nsfw blogs ESPECIALLY dark content like incest, noncon, etc. you will be blocked.” baby. you are interacting with my fics 🤨

[bubervitch]

living during a still very real and active pandemic and consuming media set entirely within post-plague dystopias (namely The Last of Us and Book of The Unnamed Midwife/Etta) is. i’m not sure disheartening or disturbing are the right words but lends itself to a very new feeling. something very visceral. I feel as if it forces me to look in at life from the outside. I’ve felt it before, mostly while reading theory or close accounts of life in countries directly before revolutions - but I often have a hard time connecting to real world accounts (maybe the autism, maybe growing up in a relatively privileged position in the world), so idk seeing it like this just makes me feel. strange.

[kaylor]

saw someone on tiktok say that if you want taylor to do more female feature songs that means you’re predatory and forcing a sexuality on her, bc apparently taylor doing mostly male features is bc she’s normal(straight) and how dare you suggest she sing a song with a woman like a queer(this is paraphrased obvi she didn’t say that but it was implied y know) and ohhhhhhhh my god

what is it ice cold take day today or something? fucking hell. im gonna personally remove the internet connection for these people.

[kylo-glenn]

kylo, rey, finn :)))))

thank you so much for asking me something omg….ily…. : )

Kylo!

Why I like them: in tfa he was so cool! the villain potential was amazing! his lightsaber was so cool, his mask was cool! and he’s hot

Why I don’t: he’s really a manipulative, evil fucker

Favorite episode (scene if movie): this is hard but probably his first scene, mostly when he stopped poe’s blaster bolt! how bad ass is that !!!

Favorite season/movie: tfa

Favorite line: oof! hmm… ‘i’ll show you the dark side’ or ‘the droid…stole a freighter?’

Favorite outfit: tfa outfit, at the end in the snow fight. shits torn up, he’s a mess….hot

OTP: kylo x death...kylo x me....kylo x ocs...but really his perfect match is being dead

Brotp: kylo is not eligible for brotps

Head Canon: i personally like to think that snoke targeted kylo at a young age specifically because he was a skywalker. ik this is controversial in the fandom lol.

Unpopular opinion: he doesn’t deserve redemption.

A wish: i want him to go full sith in ep ix. sith eyes and all.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: pls don’t redeem him.

5 words to best describe them: hmmm…. evil…powerful…manipulative…hot…dumb

My nickname for them: baby boy….daddi….asshole…pussy bitch….i have many nicknames for him

Rey!

Why I like them: have u seen her !!!! she’s a bad ass !!! she’s cute and funny and caring but she can also cut u the fuck up!!!

Why I don’t: there’s literally nothing i don’t like about her. well…except for how some people write her but….her at the base of who she is…love her !!!

Favorite episode (scene if movie): her and kylo fighting in the snow. she’s such a bad ass i fucking love her omg

Favorite season/movie: tfa

Favorite line: ‘classified, really? me too. big secret’

Favorite outfit: she has 2 outfits but anyway obvi og tfa !!!

OTP: finnrey !!!

Brotp: rey and poe are bros. they talk about fixing up ships and how great finn is together.

Head Canon: ok i didn’t come up with it and its not really a head canon but…u know that post art her eating lipstick??? thats exactly what she’d do and u can’t tell me otherwise

Unpopular opinion: idk if i really have any other than ship things or parentage things

A wish: for her to be happy and healthy

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: pls don’t kill rey

5 words to best describe them: …big dick energy. jk uhhh cute…badass…smart…caring…empowering!

My nickname for them: peanut…my child…my gf….(in reference to her and finn) my beans !!!

Finn!

Why I like them: he’s an amazing character !!! the potential of this man !!! the parallels between him and kylo, being opposites. he’s such a strong, sweet, and brave character!!!!

Why I don’t: i love finn more than life there’s literally no reason anyone should ever dislike finn

Favorite episode (scene if movie): the scene where he’s with rey on takodana and he’s like ‘i was raised to do one thing….im never going back to that….’ im paraphrasing but god i love him. ( EDIT I LOVE THIS SCENE BUT MAN HOW COULD I FORGET HIM FIGHTING KYLO???? ‘come get it’ NUT!!!!)

Favorite season/movie: tfa

Favorite line: all of them…. um…. ‘why does everybody want to go back to jakku’….’we’ll use the force’

Favorite outfit: i love him in his stormtrooper undies outfit with poe’s jacket but i think his fit in ep ix will become my fave

OTP: finnrey !

Brotp: finn and poe !!!

Head Canon: this isn’t a head canon. He’s a JEDI !!!! and also a PRINCE !!!!!!

Unpopular opinion: hmmm idk

A wish: for him to be happy and also a jedi

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: pls….dont waste his potential. bring back the finn and kylo bits….make him a jedi….pls he’s so strong

5 words to best describe them: strong, brave, beautiful, intelligent, and i know I’ve used this already but he’s so badass !!!!

My nickname for them: peanut, my bf,,, a whole snacc….my bean(s) !!! my mans unf

[elle-eedee]

im a day late but im a sap so i wanted to whip up something of timid heart shark celebrating no heart’s birthday!! biiiiig headcanon dump under the cut 💜🖤

ok so!!! timid heart wakes up one morning and she looks at her calendar, as one does, and when she realizes its friday the 13th she GASPS and falls out of bed

this makes a LOT of noise, so it happens to wake up her roommate, [studio audience applause] slimey heart snail! slimey's disgruntled to have been woken up from his Sleeb but as soon as he sees timid heart on the ground hes in Protec Mode™ like "WHATS GOING ON ARE YOU HURT" and shes like "i-its.... no h-hearts BIRTHD-DAY" and u can see slimeys face go through the 5 stages of grief (with acceptance taking place in the form of "thats fine but im kinkshaming")

(in general, slimey feels kinda iffy abt timid's feelings 4 no heart, just bc hes a Bad Dude n slimey wants the best for his very good friend, but at the same time he trusts her!!! he just has to remind her to stick up 4 herself sometimes)

so slimeys like “ok... and?” bc he knows the drill at this point and timid heart obvi has a plan to impress her Crush™ SO she goes through this whole thing about how she really wants to make sure no heart has a good day and she thinks its important that he gets to celebrate with people who wouldnt, like, directly benefit from being overtly kind to him (i.e. henchmen) and maybe she gets distracted a few times and ends up describing the hug she plans to give him in detail, and MAYBE shes blushing a lil more than necessary, but slimey keeps her on track and when it seems like shes finished talking he asks how on earth shes going to get to his castle n she gets this look of surprised realization followed immediately by determination n shes like “I H-HAVE TO GET CAPTURED”

slimey heart’s like “YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT DO THAT”

they discuss whether or not this is a good idea for longer than necessary (smh timid heart... wyd) but slimey eventually convinces her that itll show more dedication/be safer if she just straight up visits him, since by this point she absolutely knows the way. but since shes a shy baby she asks slimey to take the trip with her, which he agrees to do as long as he doesnt hav to ACTUALLY go inside the castle, as he “makes no promises about not punching the guy’s face in on sight”. and so theyre off!

the actual journey is pretty uneventful; they get near enough 2 the castle that slimey can avoid being noticed but still keep an eye on timid, so he sends her on the rest of her way

in standard timid heart fashion, the last 5 minutes of the trip r the ones where she immediately overthinks her whole plan and gets super anxious about it. what if no heart’s shadows catch her? what if she has to worry abt whatever scary stuff lives in his moat? what if she has to sneak in, and no heart thinks she wants to Fight him? her brain is being very mean to her and its not fun at all

but luckily, who does she see right outside but MR. BEASTLY?? and hes pacing about, like he does every year (or, well, every 6ish months? however often friday the 13th happens fdkfgdsds) and worrying about not having the perfect gift for no heart yet!! so she realizes that she isnt going to have to sneak in after all! and she strikes a deal w/ beastly where he pretends that he captured her as his gift to no heart! everybody wins

so they get inside, and beastly runs into the room first and does his whole singsongy “NO HEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRT I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOUUUUU” and no hearts annoyed, like he always is, but u can tell theres something else to it. he sounds hopeful? so beastly keeps on going and hes dropping hints abt what the gift is and saying things that pretty obviously would only apply to a care bear (like “its small, and fuzzy, and something youve been trying to destroy for centuries” or smth fdsgkf) and no heart is VERY excited now and hes like “YOU GOT ME A-?” and timid heart steps out from behind a wall and kinda shrugs n smiles and no heart is like “... oh. hello, timid heart.” (her heart skips a beat or twenty when he says her name)

and the way he says it is like? maybe shes reading too much into it, bc she does that, but he says it with a tone that, from anyone else, would sound horribly disappointed but given the fact that no heart has the emotional range of a peanut he sounds! almost happy to see her!!

he crosses the room n approaches her and her brain is going a mile a minute and he crouches to get a better look at her and her breath catches. they lock eyes, for like a second. she waves. he stands back up to his full height, says something characteristically unimpressed like “i suppose she’ll do” and beastly has NO STANDARDS so he looks p excited but then after a minute no heart sighs and very genuinely is like “thank you, beastly” and its!!! a Very Nice Moment. 

so of course he kicks beastly out of the room like 2 seconds later just so hes not being TOO soft. and then he and timid heart are alone

theres a bit of an uncomfortable silence (well, it’s uncomfortable for timid at least) so she clears her throat and, in her very raspy Nervous voice, says “h-happy birthday, no h-heart!” he whirls around and looks at her and is a combo of surprised and confused?

he beckons her closer w/ one finger and she goes to him willingly, and he crouches to her eye level again. theres a tense silence where shes thinking abt the way his shadow pools around her, commands the room, but his voice snaps her out of it. soft n low, he asks “why are you here?”

“w-well, i- b-beastly, he-” “yes, yes, i know. he got you. but he always seems to, doesnt he? he never fails. you’re always here. so, why?” 

timid heart fiddles w/ her hands for a sec, tries 2 come up with something less embarrassing than the actual truth, but she cant, so she just takes a deep breath and tells him that she likes it in his castle and that, well, she likes him! (she doesnt specify romantically, but... baby steps) and she thinks he deserves to have a nice birthday celebration

he looks her over for a moment that feels Really Long, but then he sighs and!!! he reaches out and takes her hand!!!!

slimey heart, watching thru a window with heart-shaped binoculars: nice

timid n no heart just kinda Stay like that for a nice moment, a moment in which timid heart is pretty suspicious shes dreaming and CERTAIN that shes forgotten how 2 breathe, but eventually no heart very gingerly releases his hold on her and stands. he tells her that he has to get back to his work (evil doesnt take a holiday, after all) but that shes welcome to stick around so long as she doesnt get into trouble. so she does! she doesnt Rlly feel comfortable watching no heart research spells (she feels like shes bothering him + upsetting the peace n quiet) so instead she hangs out with beastly for a while! they talk abt inconsequential stuff like the plant he’s growing and how come he always wears that scarf, even when its hot out? super fun

she ends up leaving a little before it gets dark out (not that its EVER easy to tell what fckin time of day it is at no heart’s castle, given the weather is Spooky Clouds 24/7) so that none of the care bears or cousins worry abt her, but shes too shy to say bye to no heart so she just asks beastly to tell him she had a really good time and that she hopes he enjoys his birthday! shes pretty much banking on the fact that he’ll paraphrase it to b less emotional dskgds

as shes walking away she blows a lil kiss to the castle (something shes sure 2 get made fun of for later) and meets up w/ slimey, who does in fact joke around with her but is overwhelmingly glad shes safe

he asks her how it went and if she ever got that Perfect Hug she was talking about? and shes like “n-nah but... i-i’ll get him n-next time” n he kinda laughs n puts his arm around her and they walk home like that