#im out of cubes 😔

[starpunkssgalaxy]

another sbg headcanons post 🤝

- ash will randomly get the shakes after everything that happened in the phantom dimension, if you look through her phone camera roll a lot of the pictures are blurry because she cant stop her hands from shaking

- ^ aiden lends her his rubix cube (other fidget toys) to try and help her calm down and give her something else to focus on

- taylor lovesss rollercoasters and will always drag tyler along, tyler isn’t terrified but they’re definitely not his favorite

- logan has a pair of converse that he needs to retire so bad, these shoes are hanging on by a thread its so bad 😭

- aiden can fall asleep anywhere, like tf are you doing in the sink??? (if he didnt have insomnia. we all seen those eyebags he dont sleep lol)

- ben is really quiet when he walks so sometimes he’ll just appear behind you and scare the shit out of you

- when the group needs bait/a distraction everyone always turns to tyler and taylor. they use the “get help” strategy, its usually tyler leaning on taylor like hes hurt and taylor screaming for help (guys say yk what im talking about 😔, thor and loki?)

- aiden trying to lighten the mood after being in the phantom dimension: so.. smash or pass?

everyone else: 😐

- aiden the type to tell the exact same story 15 times to the group forgetting hes already told them the story but they listen every single time too

- logan knows how to breakdance??? he just busted it out randomly one day and everyone was floored 😭💀

- when ben is mad/annoyed he does that thing cats do where he’ll just slowly slide something off a shelf or table onto the floor

- group went roller skating once and obviously ash was amazing at it, and ben, taylor, and logan were pretty good as well but meanwhile aiden and tyler were just either tripping eachother, holding on to eachother for support or dying laughing when one of them fell and ate shit

- in class they were assigned those fake babies you have to take care of, logan? amazing at it but was so tired afterwards. ben? pretty good but is a heavy sleeper so slept through the baby crying. taylor and tyler made a good team but tyler almost lost his mind when the baby would just non stop cry. ash evil eyed this thing the whole time, would carry it around by the head 😭 also had her headphones on 24/7 because she couldn’t stand the noise. aiden left his in the freezer, and then couldnt find it for days.

- ben is INCREDIBLE at carnival games, even the rigged ones. the people that own the game booths have genuine beef with ben lmaoo

[devotion-disorder]

Where did u go 🥺

uni has begun which also means my life force is being continuously drained by the wicked congregations of academia once more😔 but im doing alright, it is my final year so its just a bit hectic rn!! turns out doing my coursework and an internship and a part-time job all at once is maybe not that great of an idea LMAO

well the silver lining is that im on campus again so i can use the university's printers to print my adachi cube. finally

ah but i jest. in fact i have printed not one but TWO adachi cubes

the second pic is me trying to take a picture while actually throwing the cube like dice

[nightlyrequiem]

Hello there requiemmm 💫💫💫

Ive got a new request for u bbg 😈 /p

okay, so, this ones short, but, i hope its descriptive enough?? Idk 😭

(excuse my grammar, english is not my first language)

Valeria X unfairly devoted Reader.

hear me out, -- Reader is a member of Valerias cartel, -- they're in the higher ranks (im talking, one of the very few people that actually know who El Sin Nombre is, type of 'higher rank')

Reader is an absolute devotee. They (platonically, mostly) worship Valeria, cater to her every need, do whatever she'd like, whenever she'd like, no questions asked. Reader doesnt do it out of fear, that much is obvious. They just do it out of both respect and the far lack of both disobedience and a backbone.

Valeria, naturally, appreciates them, -- keeps them close, enjoys their company (mostly, because it feeds her ego, and makes her feel superior, -- in control, and whatnot) so much so, that reader is nearly permanently stuck being, somewhat of a 'personal assistant'.

Reader, being forced to spend all day (and, sometimes night, if Valeria needs some help with something) decides 'eh, why the fuck not' and asks Valeria out on a little hangout, disguised as a small 'meeting' in a coffee shop, that, ultimately, actually goes well, and spirals into a date.

(Date, naturally, ends with beating someone senseless in a dark alley, after they listened in on Readers and Vals conversation, or, .. something. Reader is, most definitely, doing all the damage, being a guard dog of sorts, not wanting Valeria to 'get her hands dirty, from such a small, unimportant man'. Not manner, man.)

Etc etc, girlfriends, lesbianism, boom. Work your magic, im bad at describing genuinly falling inlove.

hope yar doing well!

--Jester

🃏🌀⭐️

Took me eight days but I finally got around to this. Sorry for the wait, Jester 😔 I am doing quite well as of wiritng this, thank you. I hope all is well with you!

This is very loosely connected to the headcanons I did for this idea. I said it once, and I'll say it again; I love the unfairly devoted trope. I’m not sure I captured it too well but 🙌

Tags/Warnings: Violence, WLW, Boss/Employee Relationship

Swans

Many species of birds mate for life. Penguins, corvids, vultures, and most famously: swans. Symbols of love, loyalty, and grace. They are creatures full of love. They're so sensitive that they can die from heartbreak. You stare at Valeria and understand how the swan feels. How it could hopelessly devote itself to another, even at the cost of it's life.

The quiet scratching of a pen fills in the silence. Valeria's brows are furrowed in concentration as she haunches over her desk. You want to remind her to straighten her back, so it doesn't hurt later. Your eyes greedily drink in her profile. The slope of her nose, the curve of her lips, her curtain of black hair slightly obscuring her cheek and eye.

She sighs.

"Get me a drink." She murmurs. You're to your feet immediately. Heading towards the small cabinet containing her alcohol. You've fixed her enough drinks to know what she wants. Your fingers wrap around the neck of a bottle with golden liquid. Pouring it into a small glass, then putting in exactly two small ice cubes.

You carry it over to her desk and set it down in the corner. You slink around behind her. Watching her take a sip. You can't see her face, but you know she's letting the liquid sit in her mouth to savour the taste. She does that with all of her drinks; savours the first sip.

You have no problem getting her drinks. Or doing her paperwork. Or taking a bullet for her. Valeria has been the one constant in your life. She's the only one who has ever noticed you, and you latched onto her like a leech. She fed you crumbs of kindness and that's all it took. It's obsessive and unhealthy but you're long past the stage of caring.

Valeria takes a second sip then goes back to working. Her shoulders look so tense. You want to rub that tension away, but you don't. It's late and you're feeling a little tired, but you'd never say so. You doubt Valeria cares and you don't want to distract her. Besides, she must be tired too. You'll go home when she does. For now, though, you wander back around the desk and sit down in one of the chairs off to the side.

You gaze at Valeria as she works. At some point without even realising it you fall asleep. Your body startles itself awake as that fact worms it's way into your subconscious. You aren't sure how long you've been dozing off for, but Valeria isn't in the room anymore. You sit up with urgency and look around, a small fleece blanket falls from your shoulders.

You furrow your brows, trying to remember if you put it on yourself. You know you didn't. You feel slightly giddy at the thought of Valeria doing it. As if just thinking her name summoned her, Valeria walks into the small office. Despite how tired she is her stride is still intense and confident.

She sits down with a grunt and glances at you.

"Good sleep?" She asks sarcastically.

"How long was I out for?" You murmur. Tugging the blanket into your lap. Valeria's hair is a little messy and you wish you could run your fingers through it. Or a brush. You just want to touch her hair.

"Fifteen minutes." Valeria replies. "You should go home and get some rest."

Fifteen minutes isn't that bad. You don't want to leave just yet though.

"No, I'm okay to stay for longer." You insist. "I could help you finish up the last of those reports."

Valeria shakes her head and when she speaks her voice sounds softer than usual. "You've been staying late for the past few weeks; I know you aren't getting the sleep you need. Go home."

You frown but concede. "Alright." As you're getting up an idea pops into your head. "Hey, could we meet at Ila's tomorrow? I just think I need some extra reminders about where all the trade routes are." You know every route and the exact location of them.

"Okay." Valeria agrees. "5PM."

The next day arrives and you're very impatient for 5PM. You finished all your tasks and went home early. It's not a date. Not to Valeria, but that doesn't mean you aren't going to treat it like one. You've picked out a nice, attractive outfit and touched up your makeup.

You arrived five minutes early and secured a table. Watching as patrons pass by. The smell of baked goods almost tempts you into buying something, but you don't want to eat before Valeria. Ever the punctual person, Valeria walks in through the glass doors at exactly 5PM. She looks very put together, hair brushed and glossy. She's even wearing different clothes.

Valeria sits down across from you and gives you a small smile that sends fireworks throughout your body. You want to trap that smile in a jar like a firefly. Valeria reaches into her bag and pulls out a folded, yellowed map and sets it up on a table. She begins to quietly and intently explain where each route is and where the shipments go.

You nod and hum, pretending to listen. You're much more focused on Valeria's hands as she points at places on the map. Her neatly trimmed pink nails and fingers. Ine of them is slightly crooked from having been broken one too many times. Her skin looks soft and if you try hard enough you can smell her lotion.

"-and this is when we split it into smaller batches to move it across the border."

You point to Mackey Hill.

"Here?" You ask. Already knowing the answer.

"Yes." She nods. You glance up behind her for a split second and watch some scruffy looking man quickly turn away. Immediately you straighten and stare at him. You don't like the vibes he's giving off.

Valeria furrows her brows at you.

"What's wrong?" She asks quietly. You lean closer and whisper back.

"I think that man is eavesdropping."

Valeria turns her head to look at the man, narrowing her eyes. You feel pleased that she trusts your word so strongly.

"Get rid of him." She commands.

You slip out of your spot and approach him. He startles as you lean down and murmur in his ear.

"Follow me. My boss has a proposition for you." You walk towards the doors and cast a look behind you. He's staring at you nervously but eventually rises.

You wait behind the brick wall and wait. Sure enough the man rounds the corner. Looking at you with a mixture of caution and curiosity.

"What was the-" He's cut off by Valeria hitting him in the back of the head. He grunts and falls to his knees. You strike him this time. Kneeing him in the face. He opens his mouth to scream but you cover it before he can.

You drag him deeper into the alley and fish out the small blade hidden in your boot. You make quick work of slitting his throat. He makes an awful gurgling sound before going still. Valeria helps you lift him into the nearby dumpster. Your fingers brush and you look at each other.

You've been loyal to her for years. Since before she even came into power. Through thick and thin you've stuck by her side. You've thrown yourself in harm's way to protect her without thought. You've spent countless hours staring at her intently but now your gaze is being returned tenfold. There's a new fire in those dark inky eyes. One you've only caught glimpses of. But here it is, in all it's blazing glory and it's directed at you. Scorching and all consuming.

His body thumps dully as he falls among the full trash bags but neither of you are paying attention to him anymore.

"Why don't we go get something to eat?" Valeria murmurs softly. "I'm sure you'll have an easier time getting the routes with a full stomach." Her hand creeps towards yours and your fingers tangle with hers. You've done more than feed her ego, you've carved out a place in her heart for yourself.

[cerealmonster15]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

ty for the tag @unpredictable-probabilities! I don't usually do tag things but I'm feeling an exception today and I want to ramble lol let's GO!!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Right now, 51! I think i started using ao3 back in college with rvb fic lol. I've since orphaned 2 fics so I guess there wouldve been 53.

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

86,956

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Right now, mostly just Twisted Wonderland (and the occasional dndads, I still have a fic in my brain I kinda wanna write for that). Twst was kinda my comeback to wanting to write fics and has been my main inspiration for a lot of things and it's been the most fun i've had writing fics I think, and it's eventually what's gotten me to try to write my first multi chapter fic.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1. Slip Ups and Lift Ups (Stardew Valley) 444 Kudos 2. A Fishy Intervention (TWST) 354 Kudos 3. Company (TWST) 249 Kudos 4. Security Cauldron (TWST) 248 Kudos [my first twst fic i think? also has some errors in it teehee oopsie] 5. Because I Care (TWST) 234 Kudos

5. Do you respond to comments?

Yes!!! I think I didn't used to? Maybe because I felt weird about my own comments changing the comment count and like it was somehow lying lol. but that's silly and i like talking to people and I Need people to Know that i Love Their Comments

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

hmmm I do not write much angst, and even when I do it's more hurt/comfort, bc permasads make ME permasad. I think it was my rvb fic "forgotten" - which i always forget was my first fic uploaded to ao3 LOL, back in 2015. ironic that my first wasnt reflective of the tone i usually write for. i don't wanna reread it to check [even tho my fics from back then are WAY shorter] bc im scared to face how i wrote when i was fresh outta hs lol BUT if i remember correctly/based on the summary, it was a doc/donut fic and I think it was about how after doc had disappeared from the future cube or whatever in canon and no one knew he was gone, i wrote a scene of doc getting upset with donut bc Of All People Why Didnt You Notice I Thought I Meant Something To You 😔 kdlsjfkdlsj i think it ended with doc walking off and donut being SAD and idk maybe they broke up, idr if they were 'officially dating' in the context of that fic. but um hashtag docnut for life.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

most all of my fics are happy endings with an exception of like one ^ or two lol. I don't know if i can quantify those!

8. Do you get hate on fics?

not to my face if I do lol. I don't think enough people know about me to give a shit if i do stuff they dont like

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

nope!!!! i dont really like smut personally and it's not the kind of genre i have story ideas for.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I don't think i've ever done that 🤔

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not that I know of!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

not that I know of!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

nope!

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

girl help i cannot choose. um. well first shout out again to rvb's docnut bc u will always be strong and married in my heart. and in dndads im an oakworthy truther til i die BUT for twst. twst beloved twst i am in that pitfall of i like 50000 different ships. jamiazu is the one i write and draw the most LOL and theyre def a top fave HOWEVER. god. treycater alters my brain chemistry. rookvil marriage real. adeuce beloved fool duo for life. im physically restraining myself from mentioning more KLFJDSKLFJS especially when we get into the multiship/poly web bc god we will be here all day. i can and will be enabled but this post is already long enough GOODBYE!!!!

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

oooh ok well there was a dndads oakworthy thing I started like last year but pretty soon after I started it, we started seeing more of hermies forbidden other 'true' personality traits and i was like ruh roh this guy keeps pulling a fast one on me, i dont think the direction i had with this fic is fitting anymore. i had barely gotten anywhere with it and it wouldve been short anyway, but i think about what couldve been.... lololol and then for TWST umm. Hehe. Teehee even. Back during nanowrimo I used that as time to start 2 fics: kalim and the great relationship rescue, which is my current multichap fic about kalisil and jamiazu, it’s got about 3 chapters, and I’m still writing it. AND IM STILL GOING TO FINISH THAT ONE!!! but the OTHER one I started during that time and have NOT posted any of it yet was the stuff with my first twst oc, Char, and his place in my big caterella multiverse ideas lol. I’ve posted a bit about that story idea and done a lot of doodles and brianstorming for it, but I fear it would be too intimidatingly ambitious to stick to and I’m not sure writing one concrete fic is the right medium for it 🤔 plus I just don’t think many people would like it much LOL it would be very self indulgent and tapping into my soap opera brain. I feel nervous when I talk about it HAHDBFNTG so I’m not sure I could commit. But I still have what I wrote, and maybe I’ll figure out another way to go with it or maybe I’ll just wake up one day and say WHATEVER and write it anyway lol. I’ve gotten shyer again so we’ll see 🧍

16. What are your writing strengths?

umm. i do not know if it is a strength but i feel more light comedy and dialogue come more 'naturally' to me, but i do not know how well i actually can pull it off LOL also shorter, contained stories. Everything I write is a one shot, and I’m struggling on my recent attempt at a multiple chapter fic BDBFFBFNGD

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

hrhrnrngm more descriptive writing, i find im in the pitfalls of writing TOO MUCH dialogue. and i also feel like when i try to do more serious tone things it comes off as cringe or trying too hard kFDKLSHFLDSJ. no one's said that to me but yknow. fear and whatnot. also ending the story is. Hard. I feel like that’s always a weak part of my fics bc I sit there like WELL I WROTE ALL MY IDEAS HOW DO I WRAP THIS UP…. I worry my endings come off kind of half assed but I do my best lol 😔✌️

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

like are you asking if i would do it? or how i feel when it's done in fics i read? i dunno lol. i could maybe do spanish bc ive studied it a lot but i'd get nervous i think.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

on ao3 it was rvb bu teeeechnically back in my neoseeker forums days i was in there writing like, animal crossing or harvest moon or pokemon stuff. it was very bad bc i was like 10 years old LOL

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

ohoho ummmm. Well I always have fun writing jamiazu and I’ve written a LOT of those lol. I have a soft spot for The Comfort of Familiarity. That’s one of the ones hats taken me the longest to write because I was really trying hard to handle it with care, as it was a less light tone than I typically do and I was trying to explore the characters and their situation in a particular way that I really wanted to come across well with who reads it. It was hard, and I’m not sure I fully got there, but ultimately I did like it quite a a bit. on the flipside, one of my more recent fics and I think now my longest oneshot to date, Blue Raspberry Mango was VERY fun to write lol. That one’s a lot more like what I typically write, silly romcom style lmao. Cater and Idia goofing, characters bickering, friendship, me trying to sneak in as many side ships into the background for funsies, jamiazu is there, it was a good time. And that one started as a prompt suggestion which I feel like often times I end up struggling with and not delivering super well… but this one ran away from me and I had a blast lol. Idikei fixed me 😌✌️

Ty for tagging me! Umm. I am too scared to tag other people 🧍 goodbye jk @officialgleamstar 🫵 You Do It

[sorry if I missed any typos or autocorrect, part of this was on my phone and I always miss SOMETHING lol]

[rodolfoparras]

(About the full of fem reader) me smiling, no thoughts head empty as I learned to make the "s" vanish whenever I read "she" and just jump over feminine words.

Me devastated when I suddenly realize I'm reading and not watching a movie now I'm very much aware its a fem reader.

Also guess who just got hiirreeddd woaahh(morticai and rigby woah)💥💥💥💥

-🚭

I wish that were me 😭 when I read gn fics I try to do the same thing for words like “ reader giggled squealed etc “ but at some point they just take me out the story 😔

ALSO CONGRATS SUGAR CUBE!!! IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[mugzymiik]

hey guys im on that tpc + warrior cat grind so i assigned Ancestor's Strife (a warriors rp with powers ^-^) powers to TPC chars

all Heroes have variants OR hybrids

all monsters have variants

all corrupt counterparts have their pure counterpart's element(s)

Cube/Cubic: metal

c'mon. gears, saws, those fuckin metal claws. /silly

Pentellow: ice

i think she should have it. as a treat. /silly

Iris: light

that thing on his head

Pyrare: rock/sand variant

idk he just gives that vibe

Cyan: rock/sand variant

please please please please please please please please please pl /SILLYJ

Tsavorite: animal communication variant

I dont have an actual reason but also iam NOT being swayed on this /silly

Orange: animal communication variant + fire (hybrid)

animal communication: he and Tsavorite NEED to stick together im NOT apologizing /silly

fire: please just give me this one please please PLEASE /SILLY

Gold: sound variant

honestly the only reasoning i have him down for sound is because i think he deserves to get to make forcefully people stfu. for himself at least

Cyanide: rock/sand variant

one word. or name: Cyan

Lythorus/Lycanthropy: water

idfk i woulda gave him animal communication but i dont want to have a lot of variants on here 😔

Heli: wind variant

helicopter

Ketches: water

boat

Purpex/Hexacrigon: metal

that shit in her bossfight. the line hexagon things???? i dojt know

Marcle: ice

let her and Rincle have ice. PLEASE /sillyj

Squadril: light

FUCKING MAGIC SHOW

Cintagon/Cintagram: light

stars

Circumsphere/Circumcannon: fire

cmon,,,,cannon,,,,,,,,"fire the canon",,,,,,also let him throw a fireball at someone 😭🙏

Quintagon: metal

shovel. thats it

Hexagram/Hexadic: metal

that thing he holds i???? dont know???? what it is????????? also bc the jsab level hes based on is in the factory

Polyhedron: fire

it was originally water but a lot of the fandom considers him like a wizard and who am i to deny them wizard bitch /silly

Circumuscle: body manipulation variant

i think we all know why. /silly

Rincle: ice

let her and Marcle have ice plzzzz /sillyj

Cirtunda: fire

idk

Spheer: ice

IDRK???? I JUST LOOK AT THEM AND GO "yea they look like theyd have ice powers" IDK IF THAT'S JUST ME THO

Ajacent/Ajaceare: water

because her pure design is NOT fire (fire) and it does NOT go hard (ice or metal). im still so salty about this block of cheese we got /silly I DONT CARE IF SHE'S A MONSTER I AINT GIVIN HER SHIT /sillyj

Ajacenus: sound variant

god pls she just gives that vibe.

Ajavex: lightning variant

bc SOMEONE on this list needs lightning at LEAST /silly

Barracuda: sand/rock variant

like his dad

Dub: body manipulation variant

corruption???? hello????? /vsilly

Circusic/Circubit: sound variant

HE CORRUPTS PEPLE WITH MUSIC. OKAY

La Danse Macabre: body manipulation variant

grim repair lookin ass /aff

Trees of Life: probably all of them idk????? ??????? ??????????? ???

God

The Sun: light

sun

Green Tree Monster: animal communication variant + ice hybrid

shares powers with Tsavorite & Pentellow bc. Green Tree

Acrillimus: water

fish

George: no power

(tearfully) i dont like him. /sillyneg-

other headcanons but not really because theyre more of "if they DID have the powers i bet this wouldve happened" but its my blog i do what i want /j:

upon meeting Gold and being told about his sound manipulation Ajacenus immediately started giving him advice on sound manipulation and Gold tuned her out without hesitation and Ajacenus went "nuh uh" and unmuted herself for him basically and it was a neverending battle until Pyrare finally went "this is important quit that" and Gold just tuned them out for him for the remainder of the visit

flowers that are on the more "feral" side when corrupted (cant speak) are able to be communicated with by someone with the animal communication variant- which is how the Green Tree Monster managed to summon so many flowers for that fight in s1ep10

Squadril likes to scare people by turning himself invisible with his powers and randomly appearing next to them

once while they were still figuring out how to control their powers Orange burned Tsavorite on complete accident and Tsavorite sent squirrels after him to be silly and it didnt end well actually (Iris and Pentellow were so flabbergasted by the time they found them because they were covered in squirrel scratches head to toe)

Quintagon and Hexagram have metal fights sometimes

Spheer is REALLY mad that they have ice powers instead of Cool Ass Fire like their granny >:[

[okartichoke]

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Alright besties that’s it mwah ily

[sw33t-oubliette]

whyd u get put in the box

basicallu . so i made the fionna and cake universe for fun which was Not allowed im only supposed to make alternate universes if a wish is universe-altering . this guy (scarab) found out and put my ass in the cube while he tried to track down fionna and cake (the people . they were jumpin around universes and shit) . got put in the cube for rpf crimes 😔

[earlysunshines]

woah okay wow jesus... still recollecting my thoughts I dont even know what to say... just...woah mo dani 😔 I've said it more then one time that I really love your works but the bad part of beingtoo shy and always replying on anon mode is the idk even your would recognize me from the other ask (uuh im the one of spiderjeans gang, gonna claim myself as 🤟anon too from now on) and well always accidentally writing long reviews, so here it goes 🤸 also your answer to that ask got me feeling all giddy🤭🤭

AND ALSO you said you breath fuffly but girl????ohmygoood the angst on this one, gonna jump to the end but woah the dani crying part genuinely almost made me tear up oh the to be whipping her tears omg ilymodani

also³ the way I had to contain myself so much to kicking my feet while reading this cause im at middle of work 🫣opened tumblr for curiosity and OOP priorities babe

n just at the started this I knew where this fake dating was going because imagine being fakedating dani and NOT falling in love with her?? impossible. this one just proved it

one petname from her and I would be tripping over my feet

and oh.... oh the ice cream scene.... oh...😮‍💨 never felt such a pang in my chest like this one, she being 'just happy' and getting closer aaaehrgh the caring kiss on her hairrr ooasrgrhh such idiots in love omg

kinda gonna blame my girl yn here for being drunk of her mind just cause she can't speak things up(i dont too) but hehe the 'dani living yn face by her chin' and the 'pretty' being let out 🤭🤭 woop

anyways, this was longer than intended sorrw i just love speaking my mind out on this feedbacks cause if it was to me i think if it was with me I would love so!! as always amazing amazing work thank you so much for feeding my delusions with little mo dani I loved it, hope you have a beautiful great day 🫵🫶

-🤟anon!!

how could i NOT recognize u i await your feedback each time it gen makes me smile so hard and i appreciate it so bad i love my work being analyzed😞👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 and ily

the ending was acc very diff like i plan my shit out in my head and write but i changed the thing last min and thought of the whole crying thing out of nowhere bc i saw a pic on pinterest of her from her bday live of her crying😭😭

ALSO CUBED LFMAOOO

in the middle of work is crazy but yes right like i’m gonna fall for her regardless HELLOOO and i fully believe her fav pet names r sweetheart and lovely and some other cutesy shit like darling or smth

NOOO THE ICE CREAM SCENE WAS SO FUN TO WRITE I had to like sit in my room thinking it out and trying to make it as sentimental and like relaxing as possible and i love giving kisses to ppls like heads into their hair if that makes sense LMAO

nooo bc i sometimes ramble when im drunk but sometimes i go nonverbal and i decided to swap it LOL

ITS OK IF IT WAS LONGER THAN INTENDED I LOGED EVERY WORD OF THIS I LOOOVEEE YOUR FEEDBACK PLSS ILY ILY FOR RESDINY MY WORK TYSM

hope u have an even better day beautiful

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haiiii 8,15,23 :33

hi kelp!!

8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

used to as a kid but now i dont usually, unless i went out specifically for exercise purposes. im too lazy 😔

15. rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

burning > drowning > freezing FUCK freezing! i dont even like touching ice cubes for more than 20 seconds i hateeee the cold i hate it. if theres anything i could ask ppl to trigger-tag it would be SNOW and WINTER bc THE COLD is EVIL. fire is fun and burns are the most painful injury for me so its like thematic and coherent. water is also cool bc of the connection some ppl in my life had with it. freezing is awful and slow and will add nothing cunty to my life at all! moving on

23. do you wear jewelry?

i do! i like earrings, and im looking to get more piercings in the future. i like the look of bracelets and necklaces but dont own a lot of them, trying to get more! going thru a sort of ring phase as well, i have a big fake gel wedding ring that i wear as well as a couple of frogs and 1 spiky silver ring. i want more jewelry desperately but they are spensive</3

thanks for the asks!!!!

[gottasmoochemall]

1, 4, 14, 18, 23

1: legendary pkmn u most wanna kick the shit outta

Maybe...cosmog... Not out of Malice I just think it would be really satisfying. It's so small and light and doesn't have any bones i think it might even enjoy being punted into the sun (evolution speedrun strats)

2: stupidest injury uve ever gotten

One time when I was younger I found a giant pile of rocks in the woods and the human impulse to climb overtook me. Made it nearly to the top before I realized it was a big pile of dormant geodude & graveler.

Which was pretty cool until one of the graveler self destructed 😔 (clearly not a morning person also i may have stepped right on its face)(im so sorry)

I didn't get directly hit, there were a lot of geodude in the way, but i did get bounced all the way down the pile & that shit hurted

Miraculously did not break anything and avoided a concussion but I was more bruise than not for like two weeks and had some p nasty scrapes, especially on my knees/elbows. I still have the scars.

And by 'when i was younger' i mean this happened 5 years ago i am not a real adult

3: dumbest hill ur willin to die on

Probably the geodude pile

Sorry really struggling to think of something to say here. Tragically I only get upset about REAL and INTELLIGENT issues. Such as people putting pants on their mons. Don't do that that's a sin.

4: pkmn fact everyone else is wrongest abt

Scyther is not a mantis pokemon. That bitch is clearly mammalian. Kamaitachi motherfucker. I'm not saying it's not a bug type but it's not a bug. Lurantis is the opposite. She's not a bug type but she IS a bug and also my girlfriend.

5: which of yr pkmn has the fewest brain cells

Treecko 100%. There are tongue prints all over my tv cuz he was trying to eat the slugmas in the documentary we watched yesterday. (I will clean it eventually don't look at me)

If I tried to feed him with a puzzle toy for enrichment he would starve to death

Meanwhile magmar can solve a cherubik's cube. Which I don't even know how to do.

[asexual-levia-tan]

tfw you had your whole valentines chocolate making scheduled to the smallest detail and then SOMEONE opens a cursed chocolate box and all the chocolate disappears from the devildom so then you have to rush everything at the last second when the curse finally breaks--

anyway. late valentines day (event) art rip

card template is by erabu_san on twitter

outfit sketch! from the info i looked up, creme colored roses are for platonic appreciation, peach colored roses mean sincerity and gratitude, and burgundy roses mean deep passion and loyalty/devotion!

eris definitely makes chocolate for the entire cast so here’s an idea of who gets what

lucifer: dark chocolate, coffee flavored chocolate, and salted caramel chocolates. eris is highkey worried about him (even though as far as she’s concerned he’s immortal) so no demonus chocolates for him

mammon: weird flavors! experimental flavors! im pretty sure there are chocolates with like pepper flakes and stuff like that in it so those too. she also looks up trending rumors like “if you give this to your crush/SO for valentines day and they accept you’ll be together for 666 years” or whatever cause she knows he’s into that sort of thing

levi: character-shaped chocolates, obviously, but pays attention to the flavor profile. the flavor should match the character! adzuki-tan probably is made with adzuki beans instead of chocolate, etc.

satan: the same as lucifer, but also mint chocolates! maybe some other herbal flavors too. she doesnt label them or separate them so its a mystery what flavor he’s going to get next. also theyre kitty shaped :3

asmo: for asmo she probably focuses on the visuals more than a wide range of flavors. definitely milk chocolate, caramel, and ruby chocolate. maybe white chocolate. but flashy looks with edible glitter or fancy shapes, so he can devilgram it

beel: goes more for substance than flavor variety. probably as thick as she can get it without ruining the texture entirely. definitely like. fudge cubes too.

belphie: like beel, more about substance and texture than variety. she probably makes him softer chocolates like truffles, something easy to eat (and not a choking hazard) (she probably does throw in one super spicy one) (it is not visibly different from the others) (once the fear from ch16 wore off it turned into a low simmering rage that never quite goes away)

simeon: gets a mix of dark, milk, and white chocolates. caramel, toffee, and coffee flavors.

luke: milk, white, and ruby chocolates. maybe throws in some mint chocolates so he can’t claim she’s treating him like a kid (she is)

solomon: gets a science report more than anything. she experiments with making chocolates with different magical properties (both in the chocolates, and how she made it like using magic to melt/cool it vs doing it the traditional way, with extensive notes on each so he can taste the difference) (its highkey an attempt to get him to stop doing magical experiments on food but it Does Not Work)

diavolo: honestly the cutesiest chocolates out of the bunch. cuter than luke’s. he does also get some demonus chocolates though

barbatos: demonus and coffee chocolates. herbal chocolates as well. some that go good with tea as well

mephi: he’s on the naughty list so he gets coal. she does not actually give them to him in person, they’re on his desk in the newspaper room when he shows up. anonymous fan chocolates. he probably tosses them but she put her whole heart and soul into them😔

13: she also gets weird and experimental chocolates. punishment game chocolates. she’d probably enjoy that or get Ideas from it

raphael: plain obligatory chocolates. she doesn’t know him very well and is concerned about his tastes since he likes solomon’s food so much so she doesn’t put much effort in.

[chocoenvy]

yandere!tsaritsa/Phoenix reader superior choice 🤝 toxic women hit different

okay but the tsaritsa refusing to let herself love anyone else after your gone 😭

the soul crushing feeling that overwhelms her when she finally realizes your gone..she's in denial for so long after but eventually she can't keep hoping that your atill alive.

so when she sees you again, it's like those old scars are reopened all at once. you can't blame her for locking you away, can you?? she'll make sure your as comfortable as possible, but she can't let you leave now that she knows your alive.

it's been so long since she's felt the warmth of another..she's been so alone since you died. you won't leave her again, right??

g-d forbid you have a partner bc you thought SHE was dead..even worse if you still love them. even WORSE if its an Archon. moreso venti

the idea that anyone but her put their hands on you..it makes her seethe. the cold almost overwhelms your own warmth, and you have to calm her down before you end up with frostbite.

just clingy affectionate tsaritsa who can't keep her hands off you bc she missed your warmth n even more so now that she's basically a giant ice cube 😔

and if your 'lover' ends up going missing she had nothing to do with it. nothing at all. so just come lay down n cuddle her you don't need to worry abt it :)

and i see that vampire reader don't tempt me 🏃‍♂️ - eros

Venti slander time hell yeah ALSO YES TOXIC WOMEN ARE <333

im so glad you were thinking the same thing as me. Tsaritsa refusing to move on after your death, while you tried to by gaining a lover. Cue heartbreak and some yandere action :)

Tsaritsa guilt tripping you into staying with her and only her. You love her still, of course, how could you not? But her new behavior and clingy-ness worry you just a bit. The way she got so angry whenever she realized you used to have a different lover.

She didn't even ask you if you still loved them, like it wasn't even a choice.

You love her. You'll never stop loving her. You'd promised all those centuries ago and if she's fulfilling her promise then you will too. It's not a choice.

Also literally melting at the thought of Tsaritsa craving your warmth. Constantly seeking you out so she can get closer and closer to you and never let you because she's missed you oh so much. And unlike you, she hasn't had anyone to fill that void for her. And you're unable to argue with her, even if you want to run away, you're complacent because you're guilty.

No matter how justified you feel, the Tsaritsa will not let it go. She'll make you feel guilty, until you start believing you'd done something so terribly wrong yourself. Asking your lover and now your archon to forgive you for what you've done.

And of course the tsaritsa will graciously accept your apologies. She could never stay too mad at you so long as you complied and never left her <3

yandere tsaritsa <3

anyways get tempted vampire reader has my heart <3 You meet the Tsaritsa, flashing your fangs with your smile and the tsaritsa is stuck between two emotions

you're so proudly showing your fangs, she has fangs, maybe she shouldn't be so ashamed of them...

YOUR FANGS ARE SO SMALL COMPARED TO HERS- like obviously you're gonna need some sharp fangs to cleanly bite into skin bUT THE TSARITSA'S ARE SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS SHE FINDS IT SO CUTE

and if you do get a chance to try some of her blood, she stares at the mark left behind FOR HOURS EVERYDAY. she'll run her fingers over it and smile and blush. BC YOUR BITE MARK IS SO SMALL DKASJRLKASDJ IT'S SO TINY COMPARED TO HER ITS SO ADORABLE

shut up i love the thought of tsaritsa kicking her legs all giddy at the thought bc she adores how much taller she is than you she's like a giddy highschooler in love bc i said.

Breaking news: Tsaritsa is a simp, caught simping in 4k

[empiressmpheadcanon]

akshsgagsf

jimmy getting hit with a large mallet and springing back up with an accordion noise

jimmy taking a cannonball into a pond with cod in it but all the water splashes out and the pond is empty. he is sitting in a dry pond with cod flopping around

lizzie grabbing jimmy, balling him up in her hands, dribbling him like a basketball, and throwing him off into the distance

jimmy swinging his sword around wildly. at first it seems like nothing happened, but his body suddenly falls apart into little cubes. he dived himself 😔

im having far too much fun with this

-🌹 anon :)

cartoon seablings gives me life tbh

[jjaspr]

𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑱𝑨𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑹 𝑷𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑬𝑹 –––––

⧼ 𝐁𝐈𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐘 ⧽  ⧼ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 ⧽ ⧼ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ⧽

hlo besties i’m nev (she/her, cst) and i’m bringin u one of my oldest muses i haven’t played in forever who is a little chaos gremlin!! im gna be at work when i post this but smash a like if u wna plot and i’ll come hit u up (feel free to msg me on disco too 😔✊). below u can find some basic stats for jas and above u can find links to other stuff including a lil connections page so lmk if anything speaks to u :)

BASIC STATS.

Full Name: Jasper Michel Pelletier Nickname(s): Jas Gender: Cis man Pronouns: He/him Age: 27 Birthday: 13 June 1995 Zodiac: Gemini sun, sagittarius moon, aries rising (mars in scorpio, mercury in cancer) Ethnicity: White (Northwestern European, Ashkenazi Jewish) Nationality: American Sexual Orientation: Homosexual/homoromantic Religion: Agnostic Hometown: New Haven, Connecticut Current Residence: Gastown, Vancouver, BC Occupation: Part-time waiter at Roxy Burger & freelance artist Time in Vancouver: Five years including school, lived here three Education: BFA from the University of British Columbia Languages: English, Danish

PHYSICAL.

Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Blue Height: 5′8 Tattoos: An infinity symbol on the inside of his left wrist; “dance yrself clean” on his upper right rib cage in small, looping cursive; and a line drawing of the alien emoji about 4x4in on the back of his right arm above the elbow Piercings: A hoop in his left nostril, both lobes (still slightly stretched from gauges in high school and early 20s), a tongue webbing bar Scars: (many tba) Fashion: Oversized graphic tees and sweaters, jeans, boots, converse, etc

FAMILY.

Mother: Freja Pelletier, née Salomonsen (54); Published poet, leads local workshops Father: Stanley Pelletier (62); Philosophy professor at Yale Siblings: None Pet(s): A ferret named Sponge

PERSONALITY.

Outlook: Optimistic Pos. Traits: Artistic, quick-witted, energetic, perceptive, intelligent, open-minded, brave, forgiving Neg. Traits: Reckless, mercurial, childish, sarcastic, unorganized, pretentious, indecisive, self-indulgent, flaky Likes: Fresh fruit, candy, bubble gum, weed, warm summer nights, swimming, boxed wine, rollercoasters, experimental cinema, milkshakes, Lord of the Rings, sitting on surfaces that aren’t meant to be sat on, quesadillas, Twilight, poetry, sex, playing devil’s advocate Dislikes: Sports, ice cubes in soft drinks, moderation, ranch dressing, organized religion, brand names, being lectured, taking things seriously, Disney, Harry Potter, talking about emotions, steamed vegetables, capitalism, police, politicians Quirks: Always has pocket change amounting to no more than a dollar or two, weirdly good at guessing amounts of things (e.g. pennies in a jar), weirdly bad at directions, doodles on napkins and receipts, speaks in metaphors, always chewing gum and blowing huge bubbles, can solve a Rubik’s cube, cracks his back and knuckles loudly and in public, uses hot sauce on everything, both afraid of and obsessed with the idea of intimacy Fears: Never becoming comfortable with being an adult, having no direction in life, disappointing people, being abandoned

HEADCANONS.

Never really “came out” to his parents. He walked into their office one afternoon when he was fifteen and said “I’m going on a date tonight his name is Jeremy 🤨” and his parents looked at him and then at each other and then at him and his mom said “Okay have fun” and his dad said “Be safe” and later that night after he got home he sat with them and told them all about it while they drank tea and his parents told him about both of their first dates

Got bullied a little in school for being openly gay and obviously it was traumatic on some level but he genuinely handled it rly well

Has broken both arms and both legs at some point

Facetimes with his mom and dad at least once a week if not more

His middle name comes from Michel Foucault cause his dad has a crush on him and his mom allowed it

Can play piano because his parents forced him to take lessons and taught himself a little bit of guitar in his early 20s

Has cheated on a large number of past boyfriends and been broken up with every single time and has a little bit of a complex about it gyjhfdkujss

Does calligraphy as a hobby

[bones-sprouts]

I'm just gonna add a couple of things ab my blog and make this my pinned post !!

bonesposts -> bones-sprouts

- If you want me to use a certain cw/tw, please tell me!! I'm happy to use it if it makes you more comfortable

- My asks are open! whether anon or not, you're always welcome to yell ab whatever shit you please

- I occasionally talk about discourse, so if you don't want to see that then make sure to block the tag

- I am a minor, so please don't be weird 😎

- I'm mostly a dsmp blog as of right now

- i mcyt post mostly, but im also into invincible, good omens, the good place, owl house, pokemon, ace attorney, your turn to die, ted lasso, cobra kai, and more that i am forgetting, so like if you share those fandoms w/me i would die for you

- refer to me as cam, skittle, bones, bone, scam, skit, skat, melon, skuttle, scene, cube, charlie, sprouts, or literally any other name you pull out of your ass. i do not care

@ifoundthegayjuice

- if you reblog my occasional drawings know that i would die for you

- please don't rb my responses to personal asks unless you're adding to the conversation ! if it's just mcyt related or memes then go ahead, but when it comes to me or askers talking about personal stuff (ESPECIALLY vents) then like please don't rb

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