#im not tagging vox machina spoilers it has been 8 years but ill tag tlovm i spose

[crithaus]

Extremely tickled to learn how they've reworked perc'ahlia in tlovm, in canon proper vex had to see that man die, be honest about her feelings for once while he was fully rigor mortisd mind,- dead as fuck for true-, avoided him for the next 4 episodes while gazing longingly at him and Vax had to drag her off the broom AND the chicken wine to bully her into confessing which she didn’t even, she chickened out halfway through and Percy having actually heard her through orthax being an ally ig kissed her to get this love ball rolling, and grogs' your uncle perc'ahlia time baby,

This however is way funnier. I do believe in my heart vex is like hello man with whom I have only casual strictly platonic feelings for so super causally you want some pussy? You don't get much if at all yknow I'm just tryna help you out yknow as a platonic teammate. Tbh I'm surprised Percy possesses both the self reflection pre dying and the assessment and acceptance of his own even mildly selfish feelings to be like but what are we 🥺, i.e i want more of this and you and for you to want it back, uh I have only gleaned what's going on through oblique tumblr posts and scattered spoilers tlovm wise so if I'm wrong stone me later ig but wow, my girl is even lamer than normal god vex'ahlia the woman you are