#im not surpsied

[phozphor]

I splatted the tool SO hard yet I get nothing

(Image from @_dbray_ on Twitter)

[dblsoul]

adnachiel+steward friends 4ever

[nova-spark]

Good morning everyone o3o i present:

gay cat~

[neilphen]

davy jones dance sequence sending me into a state of weed psychosis 

[temeow]

IM GOING TO CRY "acerternie"

[mach1ne-g1rl]

ryomarx is a butch ship to me

[fishsticksart]

Jaume Plensa, Doors of Jerusalem I, II, & III, 2006, resin, stainless steel, light

[keerysfreckles]

Luke x percy’s older sister angst/fluff comfort where her nightmares get really really bad and she hasn’t been able to sleep so she lashes out on everyone and distances herself and her and luke really fight but then he comforts her because reader spilled to annabeth and ofc it’s gonna spread hahahah

bummerland — luke castellan

pairing: luke castellan x fem poseidon!reader

warnings: use of y/n and she/her pronouns, ANGST!!!

a/n: we get the tunnel of love episode tomorrow AND THE PERCABETH HUG SCENE IM TOTALLY NORMAL ABT THIS..

masterlist !

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y/n jolts awake. beads of sweat dripping off her forehead and cheeks. she's surpsied percy hasn't woken up because of her reaction to her nightmares. turning to her left, she sees percy fast asleep.

half-bloods always had nightmares. some campers had it worse than others. tonight y/n could've sworn she had the worst nightmare any half-blood could have.

the nightmares weren't new to the girl. they just started getting worse ever since she got claimed by her father, which was three weeks ago.

y/n wasn't usually the angered type. in percy's words, "she has her moments", but she never was angry at anyone for long periods of time.

since y/n the only older camper in the poseidon cabin, it automatically made her a camp counselor. which might explain why the campers were confused that she didn't show up during sword lessons today. her, luke and clarisse were supposed to teach them today. luke and clarisse managaed to help all the campers, but having y/n there would've made it a hundred times easier.

no one really questioned it, until y/n didn't show up at lunch or dinner that same day. annabeth asked percy about it at lunch, and he guessed she was taking a nap, which wasn't unusual for his sister.

however when luke asked percy for y/n's whereabouts, he didn't know how to answer the hermes boy. percy hasn't seen y/n all day, which only worried both of them.

the next day passed the same way as yesterday. not one camper saw y/n. this made percy more anxious, as well as annabeth. luke made it his mission to find the missing counselor.

luke checked cabin three, and wasn't surprised to only find two empty beds. he then checked the infirmary, the big house (minus the attic), the climbing wall, and near the lake. he ran his fingers through his hair, sighing once he realized y/n was still missing in the camp.

luke was about to go back to his cabin ans call it a night, until his heard a noise coming from inside the woods. it wasn't any sort of monstrous sound, which was the only reason luke followed the noise without a second thought.

he continued to trek through the woods as the noise became louder. he recognized the path was leading him towards the archery range. he can't believe he didn't check the archery range on his own.

once the trees cleared, he saw an empty range. until his eyes landed on y/n shooting arrows at the overused hay bales. luke caught up to her as she was walking to reclaim her arrows, ready to shoot again.

"y/n, we've all been worried about you. none of the campers said they didn't see you. neither did percy," luke grabs her elbow, stopping her movements.

y/n looks at luke as if he had three heads, all with smoke steaming out of their ears. "what are you doing out here?"

luke's surprised by her tone. it seemed rush and cold. he can't remember if he ever heard y/n talked like that.

"i was looking for you! i was so worried about you."

y/n shakes her arm out of luke's grasp and just continues to collect her arrows. "i'm fine luke, really."

luke scoffs, and follows her as she walks back to her bow at the other end of the range. "you wouldn't be avoiding the whole camp for two days, you think that's fine? that's the opposite of fine y/n!"

y/n doesn't respond. she preoccupied herself with loading her bow with a brown arrow provided by the camp.

"what, now you're going to ignore me?" luke's hands were on his hips, watching angrily as y/n continued to ignore his presence. she shot almost three more arrows before he spoke again.

"annabeth told me about you having nightmares," luke's voice was much more soft, but even more concerned.

"why didn't you tell me?" he sounded hurt.

y/n doesn't look towards luke, she starts fiddling with the bow and arrow in her hand. she shook her head, and luke didn't have to see her face to know her bottom lip was quivering.

"i didn't want to bother anyone. annabeth pushed it out of me, and i guess she told you," y/n responded.

luke grabbed the bow and arrow out of y/n's hand and set them on the ground, before he took both of the girl's shoulders in his hands.

"y/n you have to believe me when i tell you, you're not a bother to me. you're not a bother to anyone at camp, i swear."

y/n shrugs luke's hands off her body, and went back to shooting arrows down the range.

luke let out a sound of anger, mixed with stubbornness. "y/n, can you just come back to the camp so people can stop worrying about you, and we can talk about it?"

luke sighs again since he knew he wasn't getting an answer out of the girl.

"gods, y/n, will you stop and just talk with me?"

y/n could tell luke was getting more and more frustrated. she knew she couldn't ignore him forever. she throws the bow on the ground, and discards her arm protection. the girl was now fully facing luke.

"go ahead, talk."

luke starts to explain again how worried he was, and how worried the campers were that no one knew where she was. no one knew why she disappeared, until luke got the information from annabeth, about y/n's reoccurring nightmares.

"all half-bloods have nightmares y/n, you know we all relate to you about that. so why couldn't you just talk to someone about it instead of vanishing?"

y/n tried to respond. her mouth opened, but nothing came out. it's as if her voice box was completely removed. she looked all around, trying to avoid luke's eye contact. she tried to speak once more, but the same croak-y airy sound came out.

"come here," luke simply said, before pulling y/n's arm. he engulfed her in a hug, and she was quick to respond by wrapping her arms around luke's waist. he whispered comforting words in the air, as he held her head to his sternum. he believed she was the perfect height for hugs.

luke heard small cries coming from the girl in his arms, which soon turned to y/n choking on her own sobs. he was fast at calming her down. he did it plenty of times while she was in hermes' cabin, he practically knew her better than she did.

"are you okay?" luke asked once he heard her cries soften, now she was only sniffling. he felt her nod against his chest, and he started to rock their bodies back and forth gently.

"thank you luke," y/n's quiet, "for calming me down, and for finding me."

"like i said, we were all worried about you," luke responded.

y/n pulled away from the hug, "i guess i should go find percy and tell him i'm alive."

[fishybehavior]

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obsessing over jay rn

the fact that he will have no memory at all. The fact that it will somewhat reset Jay and Nya's relationship (and everyone elses but rn im rotting over jaya)

he's not the same man but he's still Jay, he still has some of the same quirks and goofiness to him. He still cares deeply about the people around him even though he will probably act so diffferently

I hope that Jay doesnt get all his memory back, that their relationship gets a kind of reset. relearn to love each other, and its fun angst cause Nya rememebrs everything and Jay knows they've shared a whole life

and for getting his memory back, i wouldnt be surprised if they reintroduced true potentials this way. Lloyd tries to have Sora unlock her true potential though this whole period, and at the end of Jay's arc he unlocks his true potential and potentially gets his memeory back.

ALso the fact that the new realm may be called The Administration is so interesting. I wouldnt be surpsied if the administration and imperium are sister realms. With both being realms who prioritize order, wouldnt be surprised at all if there where some interations between sora and Jay where Sora tries to get Jay to relize the place he's fighting for doesn't actually cares about him or anyone, but just control and power

sorry for disjointed thoughts i've just been staring into space for like 30 minutes imagaing all of this and i need to scream about all of this or i will explode

also what if jay's a real serious guy, or at least they think so until they like find some secret like train convention that Jay is nerding out over, and nya is like "thank the fsm he's still Jay!!!"

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[jkriordanverse]

im surpsied i havent been cancelled with the amount of beef and stuff i start on this site lol

[wish-i-were-heather]

im gonna go to skeep beforeas i accidentually type ouy my homr address and legal name i woudlnt be surpsieds because im just typing whatever omces to mind and icant sotp it and omg why doeshs eh haeve so many thoghts oh its that loarlia r osh shes pretty wait wtf im not in chemitstra class seh didnt even come by oh no wait no thats go t goo d its like that one senior two eyars ago oh onoinono well its to bad egiths is jts ust jnew i guess dont be clsoed minded ih idk he ate it al NO

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[breadguybutfruity]

well hello there! i am back with my questions! I know my questions are strange but I really like your characters and their anatomy First thing's first: how much of an actual heavyweight toast guy is? (specifically in kg) 2-Do they eat bread for breakfast? Bacon maybe? 3-A better question: do they even need to eat or sleep? Or no? 4-Did toast guy and bread guy fight? im not saying in an argument, hands to hands, or hands to axe XD, If so, did toast guy spare bread guy? 5-Does toast guy go to the gym to get stronger to fight bread guy? because if so that would be funny 6-I really appreciate your work, and recently, i've come across a project of your's about some type of show and an animation you did of it, will you continue with it furthermore? because i've really liked the idea of it I am looking foward to your work, thank you for your attention and sorry for the walls and walls of text

wowie thas a lot!

I am not all that smart when it comes to numbers, honestly. Like i make guesses that are WAYY off soemthing. But 99.8 KG would be a good guess? It took a bit of research tbh on Quora and what not lmao

Though i am not entirely sure if some bread are alive while others arent, even eating non-alive bread (non-anthro) would be a bit morbid (PEA REFRNECE) so they probably skip up on that and eat, like rice or smth

Yes, they do need to sleep, and eat every now and then :P

Bread guy and Toast Guy did fight as kids when toast guy (SPOILERS) killed bread guy's parents they got into a small fight, but since they were young they couldnt hurt esch other much, so toast guy ran off eventually

Doesn't go to the gym but youd be surpsied what swinging around a giant fucking battle axe does to your gains 🔥 THE GRINDDDDDD

Oh, right! I dont wanna reveal too much (if theres any new ppl that dont know much about me) but, yes, The 1st Annual Breadys will be a big event, inspired by The Bloxxys, or the saxxys, except less of an awards ceremony and more of a big event, with multiple happenings and news! at first i wanted it to be 3d but- imma be real with you- 3d animation is hsrder than 2d, riggify is complex, but i do have a good model down. I am nor even sure when ill get to making it, becuase school is CRUSHING MY ASS rn, esspecially with the end of elementary school (im 8th grade btw, serbia has a diff. schooling system then america and what-not) so im having trouble fitting in time to work on my little thingies, but rest assured, its VERY amitious, so i may have to tone down my own expectations (and probably get to writing a script...)

[mosviqu]

harmony : all in review 🧨

jump is a 10/10 song but we already knew that i was looking forward to it since the teasers came out oh lord it slaps SO HARD the choreo the vocals the catchiness EVERYTHING !! cant believe they havent gotten a win yet 😔😔. also may i say intaks part at the beginning always has me giggling anf kicking my feet and grasping the sheets. Love me for me is such a good vibey song literally serotonin!!!! selflove kings !!!!! summer vibes !!!! like the type of song u cant help but listen to with a smile on your face :p new classic......if this song was a man its dick would be SO big. SOSO big. jiungs voice in this for some reason hits haRRRD. ALSO KEEEEEEHOOOOO???????? I need to take a big breath and calm myself. this song has very slight neo tendencies i love it sm. more than words is so good i know i keep saying that but i MEAN it. jiung ate w the vocals im afraid 😔😔 this song makes me dAAAANCE once again keeho im not your strongest soldier. such a good feel song from my boys. now heartbeat drum. why do i not see anyone talking about this fucking song. LADY GAGA VIBEEEES DONT TELL ME IM WRONG BC I AM NOTTT. jeongseob's rap??? baby u dropped something....your crown thats right king. INTAK ALSO AHAHAHA IM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS MAN AND HIS PARTS 😆😆😆😆😆😆 bitchhhh this song...once again i have to talk abt intak's part bc the rap did something to me. the ending w the wooooah in the bg has strong eurovision vibes for some reason. amazing. tasty. I am you is so good thats my song i am claiming it. like exactly the vibe of song i love the vocals the vibes the EVERYTHING im so crazy for this song fucCCK keeho your vocals have me ascending to heaven. Intak's soulful rap has me wiping my tears literally like woah that was serious for me. comfort song thank u kings. they really knew i was feeling like deleting myself lately so they came out w this song <33 20/10 i want this song inside of me i wanna scream it I AM YOU. AND YOU ARE ME. !!!!! Sighs. Fuck.

okay so top 3 for this album!!!! drumroll pls..... jump, heartbeat drum and i am you ( who is surpsied. not me.) good job boys this is my new fav p1h album

[sunlitmcgee]

im surpsied that fallen down wasnt my top song this year like it was the last one

[rabbitsdontstarve]

yep heh thats me

Milgram on milgram crime… im not surpsied…

EQUIKAT COLLAB

ME AND @kazcassette collabed. it took DAYS!

thank yiu for this wonderful experience..

Us? most badass couple ever?

[babypandawrites]

me: i should work on the request catching dust in my inbox or at least finish the 2nd chapter of secrets

also me: lok & p3 reader inserts go brrrrrrrrrrr