#im not immune to the yandere concepts

[miguel-owhora]

Micah's the type of guy to chop off Arthur's head and present it to Dutch like a gift, and act shocked when Dutch is actually horrified by it and not appreciative of it.

[hana-no-seiiki]

Lmao hi i saw you wanted hsr requests-

(man, its so weird to request off anon im sorry 💀)

I still dunno which characters to choose so its up to you but how about yandere character and an Aeon of Love whos quick to fall in love and adore, but just as quick to throw away things that no longer interest them?

YOU CARVED OPEN MY HEART, CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME TO BLEED !

YANDERE AEONS / VARIOUS! HSR x READER

note: this fic is more of proof of concept rather than an actual fic, if you want a more specific scenario feel free to request one through my asks!

warnings: yandere themes, canon divergence.

status: unedited

“

I met with the Snowbird once.

That was all it took for me to be captured within their spell.

To wish for the ability to fly with their holy being once spring came.

An impossible dream that was.

Yet still its honeyed promises of seeing the snowbird once again lured me into this path.

This path of love and despair.

“

— Pope of the Philian Church.

DATA BANK

DATA LOG 01 - I

[Y/N]. The God of Philandering. Snowbird. The Great Majesty of Romance. Their Wintry Excellency. Avem In Perpetua Fuga.

Aeon of Philia.

Some might call them the Aeon of Love but does love really come with a massive fear of commitment and the ease of which they left their significant others? Many scholars that studied the Aeon think not.

Their fickle, almost apathetic nature however did little to dissuade people and other gods alike from falling in love.

You see, [Y/N] was an expert, quite literally the best, when it comes to persuasion and seduction. In contrast to IX whose presence creates madness, theirs made the normal human being almost fall to their knees in religious fervor. Only those blessed by other Aeons could ever hope to escape or endure such an overwhelming aura.

The other gods themselves weren’t completely immune to their charms. One cannot help but be curious as to how a singular being was able to attain the infatuation of such powerful existences . . .

. . . and who exactly that singular being is.

In any case, as one would expect from an Aeon of Romance, the [Y/N] faith is never short of passionate poetry.

Here’s one I found in the General of Xianzhou’s office of all places. Perhaps he might be a follower of theirs? It is quite laughable to think of the great Jing Yuan dabbling in literature when avoiding duties.

“Your love scorched my mind.

Tortured my soul.

Hollowed my body.

But in this pain,

Thoughts of your presence and light,

Dull the blade you sheathed within me.

I await your return,

and your claim over the heart you’ve carved out of me.”

DATA LOG 2 - ADORETH

Perhaps those scholars were being a bit too harsh. A god of love must have extremely high standards for their partner. Perhaps those partners were simply foolish, delusional to believe they’d be enough for them.

It is a popular theory that all Aeons used to live peacefully amongst one another until the Great Majesty of Romance threw the world into chaos. The youth nowadays have written several essays alluding to their idea that it was what jumpstarted paths such as the Destruction and Elation. No evidence of such happenings have come out so far.

In my opinion? If anything the Aeon of Elation, Aha would be the bringer of chaos not the other way around. I suspect that the bias and warnings taught to the masses against worshipping or even studying [Y/N], has led to this kind of popular belief.

DATA LOG ? ¿ ? - THEE

Why ?

Why is it that they won’t come back ?

I have devoted my entire life to clearing their name. I have spent countless nights agonising on the proper words to use when describing their Wintry Excellency.

Why then would they not praise me ? Why then would they not grace me with their presence once more ? Was it all a mirage ? A tantalising dream made to inflict pain on my soul?

. . . Perhaps it is because I have chosen the wrong path.

. . .

Yes.

Yes it’s all my fault.

I should have devoted my entire life to worship not just studies.

How moronic of me !

A god of love would never be so cruel. No.

They are simply waiting. Waiting for the day, I come to them.

That was where everyone else was wrong. And I . . . will be right.

©️ hana.no.seiiki - yun | 2023

[chaisshitposts]

Can't compare how people treated moonlighthope with how they'll treat you. She lied about everything and no one ever stopped to think about it...

1) She claimed to have manifested the ability to manifest ANYTHING by affirming it 5 times but didn't bother thinking of manifesting haters away ? She chose to leave instead-

2) Her 9th void state manifestation was “literally everyone likes me” it was literally reality proving her a liar. Unless people want to go with “it manifested only in HER rEaLiTy” to comfort themselves.

I- I guess you're spittin' facts-- but I don't wanna give hate to her 'cause I dunno her situation, and I'm not gonna call her a liar 'cause I dunno the truth. all im sayin' is, I don't wanna deal with the crazy ass people she had to deal with. I mean, yEaH, I could definitely manifest that everyone likes me bUt I kinda don't want to bc that'd be fuckin' creepy (like hell nah I don't want no irl yanderes or sasaengs on my ass or smth). thEn aGaIn I don't think that'll really matter since I'm a bad bitch anyways with an impenetrable self-concept, haters are my motivators

i will say tho, I was the anon who did ask her if she regretted her decision of publicly postin' her void success story bc of all the hate she got--- cAuSe I plan on doin' the same thing as her and postin' pics and shit (cause why not) once I have my success story 🕵️ bUt after the whole drama occured I was on the fence about it... tHanKfULly Ill manifest immunity to danger of all forms, includin' online so...

y'know what anon, you're fuckin' right, I don't even know why I'm overthinkin' this 🧍 that's another thing I'm manifestin', I hate bein' an overthinker 😭 iM not gonna stress over the future since nothin' is permanent unless ya want it to be.

[robobrainrot]

I'm gonna take a crack at giving context to all of these that I know so long post warning under the cut. If I didn't know it- I skipped it.

Also, spoiler warning

SECTION 1

June Darby Robot fucker: she flirts with Optimus (or about Optimus? She might have just been teasing Jack. There is debate on this)

The Nemesis comes "alive" when given dark Energon in Awakened Mind so it implies that it has always had a spark or life force.

Optimus has cup holders. We see this when Fowler is driving.

Mass displacement: the robots are HUGE in TFP so Hasbro handwaves this with "mass displacement". For example- Arcee's lower leg is the size of a whole motorcycle so how does she turn into one? Mass displacement.

Shipping war: self explainatory

Knockout was sexy by design! In the art book the studio calls him "the sexiest bot they'd ever seen"

Prime is good and they put some characters in IDW2 from it. Idk.

SECTION 2

Im assuming this is referring to that one meme? Or the cut scene where starscreen tries to do the drive through. My brain went to @frecklydork 's rendition of Starscream at the drive-thru though.

At a comic panel, someone asked basically if Knockout was gay bc of the way he acts. The panelist responded by saying his excessive vanity must've been a "glitch in the matrix."

The Rock voices Cliffjumper and they had to change Cliff's design when they found this out.

Rescue bots is on a small remote Island and the Ratchet/Optimus/etc that we see make guest appearances are most similar to Prime. Im sure theres more evidence but thats all I got.

Starscream... is star shaped.....

SECTION 3

Theres a cut scene during the credits where the Vehicons ask Starscream if they can get a puppy. He says no and they're VERY SAD.

Silas is voiced by Mr. Krabs.

Theres art by one of the team members of Starscream in beachwear and Apperently theres an unaired decepticon beach day.

Japanese dub arachnid is uhhhh Yandere? Its a VERY DIFFERENT TONE AND ITS CREEPY. Watch some clips on youtube... you'll regret it.

I can't explain Fowler Ghostbusters but there a mini comic on it.

SECTION 4

The way Smokescreen interacts with objects.... he is left handed...

Windblade is a Seeker and knew Starscream at some point. They are both slender and agile bots.

I dont remember the Soundwave one but theres alot of evidence.

There was Prowl concept art. He is cop again.

SECTION 5

Vehicons are Cold constructed bc they don't have "faces." We never see them take of their visors or helmets which implies its part of their frame.

The DS game is a slightly alt. Timeline.

Idk many in this section sorry

SECTION 6

All the vehicons are the saaaame~

Starscream cannot die. He has been to hell and back and spat in the face of Unicron himself. (My joke theory) his tiny dose of dark energon was like a fucking vaccine and now he's immune.

Tank and Hellicoper vehicons were in the concept art but ultimately not used (probably due to budget)

SECTION 7

I SURE HOPE BREAKDOWN COMES BACK WHAT IS THIS THEORY??

Basically they slowly go insane due to proximity to Unicron.

SECTION 8

Lugnut = Big Boy. Breakdown = Big Boy. Wifeswap those evil himbos.

SECTION 9

Knockout dies update from @sparkxii "I believe that the 'Knockout Dies' entry is referring to the massive amount of emails sent to Hasbro during the airing of TFP on the Hub that explicitly begged them NOT to kill off Knockout since he was such a fan favorite." // Knockout dies update #2 from OP: KO falls off the Nemesis and is never seen again in the DS/Wii game.

SECTION 10

There's a comic with the GI joe dudes so therefore, they are in the same universe

Hope you enjoyed this infodump! How'd I do? Tell me your fav thing in the tags or more random obscure TFP lore~

The Aligned Continuity Iceberg

It has jokes, conspiracies, and facts and is levelled from least obscure to most obscure.

Joke: June Darby is a robot fucker

Conspiracy: Starscream and Megatron are reincarnated primes

Fact: The Aligned Continuity was almost named “Epochs”