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dirt-grub · 4 years ago

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bro im becoming the rabid forest boy of my dreams... i’ve got my hiking gear, i’ve sewed extra pockets onto my flannels, i haven’t cut my hair since like July, i am absolutely not afraid of getting dirty or falling from 30 feet up in a tree, im kind of a local cryptid bc of that one time i dragged buckets of broken glass out of the woods,

#ive have a very very small and vague reputation and i kind of love it #i havent gone in the woods in a while tho hm...#have i even posted much about it here??? i used to on my main #but yeah theres a creek here thats an offshoot of the hudson river so its disgusting #and people litter and it drives me insane so i said fuck it #found a paint bucket on the ground and started putting shit in it to throw away #for like a good three hours i just picked up trash and dumped it in the dumpster at the soccer fields nearby #i also cut the absolute fuck out of my hands #i had bandaids on every finger #prolly shoulda got a tetanus shot AHDSJ #there was lots of rusty metal and broken bottles #but yeah imagine ur minding ur own business playing soccer and some absolute troll boy emerges through the trees #sweating like hell and red in the face dragging like 20 pounds of sharp garbage to the trash can before disappearing back into the woods #my legacy<3 #yeah idk i dont actually like going in the summer as much because its REALLY hot #like i dont go out there in shorts bc theres soooo many ticks so pants weather please #also theres too many people like fishing and shit and i like to pretend its my little corner of the world #so yeah ive planned it so i have nothing to be doing tomorrow so i can just go out there all day #its gonna be so nice i think im gonna take my guitar #im not gonna go on another litter quest without help and lots of preparation and maybe some gloves #like it NEVER ENDS... theres YEARS of trash buildup back there you can tell #also theres way too much brush in the way in the warmer months #the best time would be like early april where the weather is a bit warmer but the plants havent sprouted back up yet #thats honestly my favorite time to explore #no ones around yet #the paths are clear #so yeah my irls better watch out im taking them deep into the woods to literally pick up fuckin garbage #arent i wonderful to know LOLLL #JUST LIKE if you were back there all the time youd get it #it makes me so mad ive left passive aggressive messages because i KNOW whos doing it harrison you little bitch

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