#im not genuinely mad or grumpy LMFAOOO

[kaistrashbin]

Hello dear, me again~

I do read your tags and chuckle about them. Sending these asks in is lots of fun for me <3

Now then, since you seem to like petnames I think I'll keep using them. Do you have a specific preference by the way? Asking for a friend ;)

By the by, I'd rather put some bite marks on your neck or shoulder than on your arm. Much more fun don't you think? Though I'm sure lipstick marks would look wonderful on you as well. Something to think about I suppose.

- Valentine

Yeah yeahhh, lots of fun 😠 smhhhh

Like I'd put a list like that in an ask 😤

I- 😳 Yk what no, I don't think 😀 I've completely lost the ability to think 😀 😭

[ihatebnha]

When you realize your type is primarily men shoved into the dad role- who begrudgingly or not- take care of the people who need them 😳😳 OOP. RIP me thinking about Aizawa, All/Smol Might and other 2D men- retiring 🔥😌

OKAY, hold the phone... hold. the. phone...... i hardly ever have a chance to talk abt this bc idk... i love everyone... but SMALL MIGHT???????? god..... small might fucks MAJORLY.... 

idek what it is about him but.... he’s so fucking hot lmfaoooooo... maybe it’s the weird service dom thing he’s got going on... like he literally used to be the strongest man in the world and now he’s just your typical ol’ dad... or maybe it’s because he’s just so genuinely sweet and caring and tries really hard to be funny... but whatever it is... i love it omg ajfnaskl

(i actually wanted to write for sm/all might a bit ago but the requests i got were SOOO good that i got too scared to do anything out of fear id fuck them up...)

i have a harder time with aizawa because i lowkey hate people like him... but man..... same thing with a grumpy guy who’d literally do ANYTHING for u.... the guy who doesnt speak but refuses to let you hold ANY of the groceries... the guy who is just trying to read his book but gets swarmed with children... 

like people aren’t lying when they say that guys who are good with kids HIT DIFFERENT... honestly... even though i still like him now, if he had short hair .... i’d be on that dick 24/7.... i want to be the milf to his dilf 💔💔💔

and like... idk even endeavor is pretty hot when u ignore the fact that he’s super terribly written... like abuse and everything aside, if he WERE a good dad, he’d just be such a fucking funny dilf... all begrudgingly caring about shit. he’s the guy you definitely get in fights with but he still can’t stop himself from being all “we’re not leaving until you put your seatbelt on,” or “stop doing that by youself!!!” LIKE BITCH, I CRYYYYYYYYY!!!! 

Lmfao endeavor shares those stupid facebook pictures that are like “even tho im mad at you that doesnt mean i dont care”

idk.... my type is still everyone but i def have a special place for this kind of man in my heart... basically... ur taste is GOOD. bye.  

also this tik tok made me think of you legend LMFAOOO...!!