#im not entirely sure what the fuck that means and im not aure if i do wanna know what it means and i wanna talk abt this shit

[gunpowder-tim]

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[suitofvibraniumarmor]

Boston Boys [Part Nine]

Summary:  John helps Aurelie track Chris down.  Pairing: Chris Evans x OFC, John Krasinski x OFC Word Count: 1660 Chapter Warnings: Gun violence, gunshot wound, angst.  Square Filled: The entire series (well, bits and pieces of it) will fill my Crossover square for @marvelfluffbingo​​. A/N: This story contains a character who lost her hearing as she got older. I do work closely and regularly with the D/deaf community (I’m a sign language interpreter), but my own hearing problems do not involve significant hearing loss. It is not my intention to offend anyone, only to bring in a character with a quality I don’t see often in other fics. If you have questions about her, feel free to ask :)

Boston Boys Masterlist

By lunchtime, Aurelie still hadn’t slept. Chris’s phone was going straight to voicemail now, and a casual drive by the shop told her he hadn’t shown up to work yet. Her other step-siblings were there; Scotty wouldn’t have minded her stopping in but Shanna and Carly certainly would have been less than welcoming. She was set to meet John at his bar for lunch, so she picked up a couple sandwiches from the corner deli and snuck in the back.

“Hey, you,” John greeted with a smile, leaning over the desk to kiss her.

Aurelie couldn’t manage more than a small smile in return. She gave him his sandwich before tearing into hers. She checked her phone often and no matter what conversation John tried to start, her answers were quick and short before they fell back into silence.

“Everything okay?” he finally asked.

Aurelie set down her sandwich and ran a hand through her hair. “I’m sorry, I know I’m distracted. Not a great lunch date.”

John shrugged. “It’s all right. Wanna tell me about it?”

She chewed on her lip, deciding how much she should include him in things like this. She was pretty sure she trusted him, but that didn’t mean the rift between the two families went away.

John reached across the desk to hook a finger under her chin and direct her eyes to his. “It’s just me, Aurelie. Let me help you. Whatever it is, let me help you.”

With a ceding nod, she licked her lips. “Seb came into the trauma room last night - he was shot twice. Random bar parking lot altercation, of all things. Anyway, I texted Chris as soon as Seb headed to surgery, he never texted back. I haven’t heard from him at all, and he hasn’t been up to see Seb.”

“Maybe he’s staying away to keep heat off the situation.”

Aurelie shook her head. “No, I don’t think so. PD is always suspicious of my family, but not enough that Chris would stay away from something like this. I’m sure the same for you. And … there’s more.” She leaned back in the chair. “He went to see RDJ yesterday, and that was the last time anyone heard from him.”

John leaned back in his chair, too, rubbing his hand over his chin. “Nothing?”

Aurelie shook her head. “And now his phone is going directly to voicemail. I’m not going to lie to you, Johnny -- it’s taking everything in me not to march into Downey’s office right now and demand to know where my brother is.”

“No, don’t do that,” John pleaded. “Listen -- I’ll put some of my guys on it, all right? I’m sure he’s fine. Robert needs him too much to take Chris out.”

Aurelie’s eyes watered at the thought, but she only nodded. While John made the necessary calls, she cleaned up her part of their lunch mess, leaving his sandwich out for him to finish. Her appetite was gone.

John sat back down to finish his sandwich after the calls were made, watching her as though she might explode at any moment. She shook her head.

“I know you think I’m crazy. I know how you feel about my brother. You have to understand -- Chris is the one thing, the one person I have to rely on. When my hearing really started to go, he was the only person in my family who learned to sign. I communicated through him, pretty much solely, after my cochlear surgery. I’m fine on my own, but I don’t know how to be in a world where my brother doesn’t exist anymore.”

“Chris is fine, he’s gonna be fine,” John assured, taking her hand in his. “Nevermind me and your brother -- that’s a whole other thing. Finding him is important to you, and I’m gonna help you do it. All right?”

Aurelie ran a hand through her hair and nodded. “Yeah, all right.”

A full twenty-four hours after he arrived, Chris finally forced himself to leave Elsa’s apartment. She had called off from work for the day, and he had been perfectly content to waste the day with her. They spent hours in bed, cooked together, watched movies together. Checking his phone didn’t occur to him even once when he was with Elsa, and he cursed himself when he realized the device had gone dead.

He stopped at the gas station to fill up his truck and grab a pack of cigarettes. He invested in a car charger so he could catch up on any messages he missed, but he wasn’t prepared for the onslaught of notifications when the phone had enough battery to power back up. Before he pulled away from the pump, he read through all of the text messages. There was no point in listening to his voicemail, he knew what was going to be there.

He peeled out of the gas station lot and headed straight for the hospital. He couldn’t believe that Seb had been near death and he hadn’t been there. Visiting hours were already done for the day -- or not started yet, depending on how you wanted to look at things -- but he could always finagle a way to get what he wanted. If nothing else, Chris decided, he would grovel to Aurelie and see if she could get him in to see Seb.

His sister was already waiting for him at the entrance between the parking garage and the hospital. Chris knew that look on her face; he was really in for it.

“How’d you know I was gonna be here?” he inquired, signing since he was coming from a distance.

“Fuck you, first of all,” Aurelie began, signing right back but moving her hands with fury. “Do you know how long we’ve been trying to get a hold of you? Do you know how fucking worried I was?”

“I’m fine, Aur--”

She pushed him back, hard. “Do not give me that ‘I’m fine’ shit. The last anyone heard from you, you were going to see RDJ, and then you fell off the face of the earth. And where were you? Hanging out with your little girlfriend. Are you fucking kidding me?”

Chris held out a hand in a feeble attempt to calm her down. “How do you know where I was?”

Aurelie shook her head and put her hands in her pockets. Signing was something she had always shared with Chris, and she didn’t want a part of it right now. “I can’t believe you. I really can’t. She must be something really special.” With a sigh, she motioned into the hospital. “Seb is in SICU. I’ve got you on the visitor list, and Scar is gone for the night. You should be fine to go up and see him. He’s awake. He’s been asking for you.”

Well, that pierced him to the bone. Not to mention the fact that Aurelie was fighting tears. She never cried, in front of anyone. He had really let her down this time -- something he had promised time and time again he would never do. He reached out to pull her into a hug, but she stepped away. Knowing it was best to leave well enough alone for the moment, Chris walked through the automatic doors and made way for Seb’s hospital room.

Chris had stayed late the night before, into the wee hours of the morning, which made Elsa exhausted. She considered calling off another day, but she didn’t want to waste a personal day. She was going to be running on coffee and fumes until the bank closed at five.

“I’m running late, what’s up?” she answered her ringing phone on her way out to her car.

“Hey, it’s me.”

Chris’s voice was tired and something else. Sad, maybe? “Hey, you okay?”

“Yeah, everything’s gonna be fine.” He blew out a deep breath. “Next time I’m there, remind me to keep my phone charged. I missed a bunch of calls and messages, and a big family emergency. My brother -- ah, fuck. My brother was shot. He’s gonna be all right, but that wasn’t so sure in the beginning. I let him down, I let Aurelie down. I seem to be doing that a lot lately.”

The tone in Chris’s voice told Elsa that this man who had taken her by complete surprise was losing that confidence that had seemed to ooze out of him when they had met. She dropped her things in the car, started the engine, and then stopped.

“You’re not letting her down. She loves you -- you’ve told me before how close you two are. How were you supposed to know something was gonna go wrong? Chris, you do everything for them and you took a day off. What’s really so bad about that? Take some deep breaths. Seb is going to be fine, the situation was handled. You can’t blame yourself for everything. You can’t take on all of the responsibility.”

He didn’t answer right away, but Elsa knew he was there -- she could hear him breathing. She said nothing, just gave him the time he needed to process what she had said.

“Yeah, you’re right. I’m sorry to call you now, I know you’re trying to get to work.”

“Hey, don’t apologize. You’re there for me, I’m there for you. Whatever this is, that’s how it works. Okay?”

“Okay.” He let out another breath. “Maybe sometime we can discuss what this is, where we see it going.”

He sounded optimistic now. “Yeah, I would really like that. You gonna be all right?”

“You kidding me,” Chris scoffed, “I’m the shit, babe.”

Elsa laughed. “All right, good deal. I’m gonna get to work, but I’ll check in with you later.”

“Thanks, Elsa.”

“Anytime.”

She disconnected the phone and put the car in reverse to get out of her parking spot. Despite the somewhat tense nature of their phone call, Elsa couldn’t get her smile to stop.

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[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 29.09.17 lb

UGH I’M SOOOOOOOOO DEPRESSED GAURI’S NOT HEREEEEEE. IT SHOULDA BEEN BULBUL DECKING UP BHAUJAI AND CHATTERING UP A STORM 

what even is this entire outfit??? the bangles don’t even match the joda, like.... is shirali colour blind? 

AND RED JEWELS ON THE OTHER JEWELRY, LIKE... 

idhar toh these three are looking like murgas ready to go into the oven for roasting. ouff. thank god for their faces being attractive. 

does it really take two helpers to make sure your jacket is on justtttt right??? i mean, it’s a jacket. there’s no WRONG way to be wearing it. 

my heart is bursting at shivaay fixing up the other two though. such a dad he is. i love dad!shivaay the MOST. 

are these dadi and pinky's outfits for the day? so saaada and... like, they’re more dressed up on normal days than this??

ugh this damned nonsense golden ghoongat from the band baaja badhaiyaan wedding... this whole outfit would have looked waaay better without it. ouff i can’t. i just fucking can’t. why do they do my girl dirty like this????

shivaay’s like NOOOOOO UGUISE DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH TRAITOR MOM I NEED OM TO BE STANDING BEHIND ME SHOOTING LASERS FROM HIS EYES AT HER

aaaaaaaand he’s instantly gone into defensive mode, crossing his arms and looking away.

um, is that just one of anika’s maang tikas? i definitely feel like it is. i’m about... 96% sure. 

ok that starting bit was just kunal and lee joshing around. i loveee. my cutiepies.

“jab woh mere baare mein nahi soch rahi, main kyun sochoon?” 

oh and what about all the months she spent thinking ONLY about you??? did you think of her then? boy, fuck outta here. don’t make me come in there and kick your butt on a day you’re looking particularly fine. 

was that foreshadowingggggg????? 

oh god i’d forgotten about this ghoongat waali aafat. kaun hai be yeh? 

abhay’s here to be best buds with sahil. 

did anyone else have a panic attack seeing haldi-covered abhay sit on the white couch??? i know i did. #adulting #responsibleHomeowner

ok abhay’s fucking adorable. he’s handling sahil super well. *hugs my two cute boys* 

god now i want sumo to come back and get with abhay you guyz. they’d be sooooooo stinking cute with each other, can you even imagine?!?!!? OMGGGGGGGGG MY HEART IS BURSTING INTO RAINBOWS JUST AT THE THOUGHT!!!! #abhYa

abhay’s waaaaaaay too efficient for this show. like... we’re not used to someone being so productive and on top of things like this since the time anika left the wedding planning thing. 

omg abhay is male!Anika 

oh thank god, not “ho gayi teri balle balle” playing for the entry as shown in the BTS from jankee’s insta story. 

OK WHAT THE FUCK ANIKA’S WEDDING JODA IS THE SAME THING JHANVI’S WEARING BUT IN ANOTHER COLOUR?!!?!? COME THE FUCK ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I AM SO MAD RN

heart eyessssssssss motherfuckerrrrr

om’s smug grin in bg is best. 

lmao he almost fell overrrrrrr. idiot. 

OK WALK FASTER ASSHOLES, WE’VE BEEN WAITING FUCKING 4 MONTHS FOR THIS JUST... GET MARRIED ALREADY

aaaaaaaaand power cut? 

oh no, sorry. romantic moment where they’re the only two in the world.

EH? SUCH A RANDOM FLASHBACK OF THE CHAKKU DAYS??? 

ok the flashbacks are really ruining everything. it should have just been them staring at each other with heart eyes. 

haaaaaaaaye. 💖💖💖💖

OH GOD LONGEST WALK TO MANDAP EVERRRRRRRRRR

OK PLEASE STOP PLAYING OH JAANA OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

oufffff this is boring af (just like real life weddings) just get the wedding done withhhhhhhhhhhh

IT SHOULDA BEEN GAURI DOING THE GATTBANDHAN I AM CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD RN I AM I AM 😭😭😭😭😭

lmao dadi’s lil smack on billu’s face and anika giggling at it. such cute. 

LET THE KID DO THE DAMN KANYADAAN, PANDIT!!!!!!!!

um shakti? hi??? you were all MY BETI MY BETI up to two days ago, what happened to that??? 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS OMRU STEP UP!!!

but like... omRu are also younger than her??? they’re also her kid brothers, so... why not just let sahil do it? it’s the same thing??? 

ok whatever, i’m not sweating it too much, just give me all the fucking feels. 

shivaay and anika are this close to tears. WELL, TOO LATE FOR ME COZ IM ALREADY CRYING BISH 😭😭😭😭

lol omRu’s warning. 

ok but what i really wanna see is shivaay issue this warning to om re: gauri. 

MAN, WHO IS THIS USELESS FUCKING GHOONGAT FEMALE? 

omg i just saw the bottom half of anika’s joda and.... fuck. no. just... NO. 

OH GREAT MANGALAM BHAGWAN VISHNU AGAIN. i’ve heard this song enough timesssssssss from this show to last me this life and the next. and the next. 

sincerely hoping this is my 7th janam and i don’t have to enter the realm of human existence again though. 

pffffffffffffft, throwing the message in a paper ball, bitch does this look like 7th grade to you????? 

OH BOY SHIVAAY DON’T STOP THE PHEREEEEEEEEEEE 

aaaaaaaand paper ball’s been ignored. good. 

ooooh interesting, om’s having flashbacks to his own wedding. 

FUCK YOU RUDRA, HAVE FLASHBACKS TO YOUR WEDDING WITH SUMO YOU ABOMINABLE SHITHEAD

ok angsty/sad flashbacks and happy smiles and happy music are just... not a good match. 

new mangalsutra??? 

damn, i am so unexpectedly emotional right now??? it’s a silly tellywood wedding but i feel like it’s the wedding of someone really close to me and i feel all teary and shiz. my babies. 😥😥😥😥

FUCKING FINALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY. JESUS CHRIST. ITNA ANTICIPATION AUR EMOTIONAL INVOLVEMENT TOH MUJHE APNI KHUD KI SHAADI MEIN BHI NAHI HOGA. 

“bhaiyya, keep it in your pants.” 

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP DADI THEY’RE MARRIED NOW THEY CAN FUCK ON THE MANDAP IF THEY WANT JUST BUZZ OFF

yeah ok ok enough emotional dialoguebaazi. go to your room and fucking bang now. come on. literally the only thing we’re still here for. chop chop.

“MERA HAQ HAI HUG KA AND PLEASE YEH DO FEET WAALA RULE KHATAM HO CHUKA HAI....”

billu don’t give a fuckkkkkkkkkkk who knows how thirsty he is to get it on with his wife. 

also lmao, did he just flip the bird???? 

abhay’s already encroaching upon rudra’s family photographer role. 

hein??? what’s this weird moment outside??? go do this in your room??? 

... ok stop shoving the water at each other, unless this is going to turn into another water war. 

SHIVAAY YOU STUPID BITCH TELL HER ALREADY FUCKIN HELL 

SHE ALREADY TOLD YOU OMG DON’T MAKE ME COME BEAT IT OUTTA YOU

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OK DADI NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE NOW

lmaooooooo billu’s rage at dadi hahahahahaha

wow, allll of billu’s lifelong resentments at dadi are phoot phoot ke coming out today.

yes please dadi, die already. i won’t stand for you cockblocking rikara this way. 

anika’s like omg everyone stfu about dying please. 

family photuuuuuu time. 

where’s rudra?

YES SHIVAAY, ASK FOR GAURI. ASKKKKKK FOR YOUR SISTER!

omg ommmmm imma kill you. 

why’s rudra standing away??? 

lmao i loveeee chubby. he’s so me. like why do people ask us things that we can’t possibly have the answer to??? hum kya antaryaami hai? 

eeeee shivaay pulling anika closer. such cute. 

chubby, that’s a useless warning. you just know he’s going to go be stupid. stupid is his default setting. 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO SHIVAAY WISHING EVERYONE GOOD NIGHT AND BEELINING FOR THE ROOM. 

god just give your damn aashirwaad and fuck offf, old ppl.

“kaash dadi humein gift of privacy deti.” 

lolololololol

ohhhhhhhhhhhh boy. billu not even jhuking for pinky. 

oooh, she’s relinquishing the khaandaani kangan.

OUFF BILLU SHUT UP NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, ANIKA DESERVES THIS, COULD YOU JUST LET HER HAVE THIS MOMENT

wow even tej is advocating for pinky. bande ne jo u-turn maari hai personality mein... matlab, amaze only. 

billu dadi cuteness. GIMME MY GIFTTT!!!!!!!!!

lolololol dadi’s gift is their phones back. 

methinks billu needs to get a room with his phone first. 🙄🙄🙄

ohhhhhh boy. bhavya’s wedding is going to go for a toss. 

can’t fucking believe bhavya got a better joda than anika. imma killllll someone. 

begaani shaadi mein roohafza gatakne se kya hona hai, rudra? 

seeing all these ruvya scenes in the flashback for the first time, since i’ve fwded nearly everrrrryyyy scene of theirs. 

how does om know that THAT’s the person gauri messaged??? like???? 

OMG OM USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN. SHE GOT INSULTED FOR NOT KNOWING ENGLISH. SHE STARTED ACTING CAGEY. YOU’RE IN FRONT OF AN ENGLISH CLASS. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU, IDIOT????

i really really want bhavya to marry manav. i really really do. 

.... that wasn’t rudra’s voice was it??? 

rudra body double alert. 

ohhhhhh boyyyy, ommm. 

pffft, scene stolen from jab we met. 

also look at our boy here, hotel clerk. doesn’t he look like a virile young stud who could go all day? 😏😏😏

“lekin ladki kahan hai???”  “woh bhi aa jayegi.” 

OMFG HIS WINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 

god, he’s paying by card???? for this shadyyyyass hotel? boy why??? this is gonna go on your statement!

FIRST OFF, HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT GUY’S NAME?? LIKE FUCK, EVEN I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS “ARJUN” AND I’VE ALREADY MET HIM. SECOND, GAURI IS A VERY, VERYYYYYYYYYY COMMON NAME. 

OMFG OMKARA

ok rudra has fucking lost it too. FUCKING HELL. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU LOSERS?!?!?!?!?! 

get him kickedddd outtttt bhavya. 

MISOGYNY AND LIES TO THE MAX. AMAZING. FUCKING AMAZING. 

PHYSICALLY??????????????? BITCH PLEASE. YOU WISH. 

COMMISSIONER COULD YOU OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND TELL HIM IT WAS A MISSION??!?!?!?!? 

WHAT HAPPENED KAL????? 

SLAP HIM BHAVYA SLAP THE FUCKING FUCK OUTTA HIM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BOHUTTTTTT PEHLE KARNE CHAHIYE THA

bachpan se isse shivaay ne thapad maar maar ke bada kiya hota toh yeh aaj aisa nahi hota 

like, what the fuck did he even expect pulling a shitty stunt like that??? he’s lucky officer dad and manav didn’t just shoot his stupid ass dead. or get him arrested. 

wait... what? shivaay’s missing??!?!? AGAIN?!?!??! SOMEONE PUT A FUCKING GPS TRACKER ON THIS MAN. 

PLEASE TELL ME THEY BANGED. 

OR WAIT, LET THEM NOT HAVE. I CAN’T DEAL WITH A POSSIBLE ‘PREGNANT WHILE HUBS IS MISSING’ KINDA PLOT. PLEASE. NO PREGNANCY. NO KIDS. JUST PLEASE! 

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 31.07.17 lb

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staaaaaaaaarting from where we left off. anika’s and her bizarre balance issues. this is just getting embarrassing now. 😗😗😗

fwding. GIVE ME PROGRESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 😐😐😐

her tinyyyyy nervous smile when shivaay pulls the chair for her and makes sure she’s seated before him! awww. her first date! 😊😊😊

lmaooooo her little eye roll, while picking on him in her mind! 😂😂😂

“chonchlebaazi hi nahi khatam hoti.” hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

hahahaha his returnnnnn eye rollll and he’s doing the saaaame thing! THESE TWO! 😆😆😆

thank god unlike arnav/khushi, these two have no telepathy. warna ek dusre ki mann ki baat padh kar hi jhagda shuru kar dete. 😬😬😬

lol she’s really here for the food, not the company. i swear, i love her so much. 😇😇😇

“LINGUINI???? WOH KYA HOTA HAI? SEEDHE SEEDHE MOTI SEVAIYAAN NAHI BOLA JAATA?!?!?”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

RAITA? with pasta??????????????? WHY EVEN... ok *deep breaths, lets it go* 😣😣😣

i have issues with cuisines of foods mixing. or foods touching each other. i have a lot of picky eater waale issues when it comes to food, in general. 🤐🤐🤐

lmaooooooo. the accuracy with which he predicts she’ll drop the raita and maarofy her laaaame punchline. 😆😆😆

ok shivaay, stop being an asshole and let her eat however she’s comfortable. 😒😒😒

ok this is a veryyy contrived scene? just TELL her. ouff. har cheeeez mein romance ghusaane ki zaroorat nahi hai. 😑😑😑

ok but it still just... WORKS, coz of these two and their damn chemistry. it’s so tender the way he’s holding her chin. and that tinyyyyyyyyyyy smile! 😍😍😍

LMAO IMAGINATION THA. PAANIKA NE USKI ROMANTIC FANTASY KI DHAJJIYAAN UDA DI. 😂😂😂

but my god, billu is sooooo far gone, that he fantasizes about tiny things like these! omg come backkkk to him anikaaaa. he’s so in love with you! 😫😫😫😫😫😫

lol he knows about the “moti sevaiyaaan” thing. is this an argument they’ve had before??? 😙😙😙

hahahaha she’s doing it on purposeeeeeee to piss him offffff. 🤣🤣🤣

OMG. THESE TWO ACTUAL CHILDREN. THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLE. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

LMAO SHIPPER # 1 IN THE HOUSE. i bet he has a fan insta account, where he makes edits and vms of these two. he’s just the kind of person who would. 🙃🙃🙃

ohhhhhh boy. he’s doing ittttttt. 😣😣😣

ohhhhhhhhhhhh no. naagini isn’t haaaapppppppy. 😬😬😬

she has her matter of fact face/voice on. which is scaaaaaary. 😖😖😖

OH NO. TRUTH IS BEGINNING TO COME OUT. 😯😯😯

they’ve said linguini sooooooooo many times now that im getting hungryyyyyy. 😩😩😩

IDIOTS. FINALLY BATTI JALI. hahahahaha. 😆😆😆

oh hoooooooo. YOU TWO LOOKED HOTTTTTTTTTT. YOU WERE SUPP TO MAKEEEEE OUTTTTT AGAINST A FUCKING PILLAR! GET TO SECOND BASE AT LEAST. *exasperated sigh* 😣😣😣

lol omRu are getting an earful. 😂😂😂

ok rudra, not the time to reveal your creepy habitsssss. 😗😗😗

“jiske saamne chaand ho, aur woh chandini chod ke daag dekhta jaaye, usse zyaada badkismat, koi nahi hota.” 

waaaaaaaah! kya baat kahi hai! 😍😍😍 *kisses omki on his beautiful poetry-spouting mouth* 

OK DO NOT FUCKING BRING FUCKING BHAVYA INTO THIS. LORD. THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE I AM FEELING AT THE WAY THEY EQUATE HER TO ANIKA AND GAURI. 😡😡😡😡😡

he’s right tho. they wouldn’t forgive their wives if they did such a thing. 😗😗😗

time for plan b! 😊😊😊

lmaooooooooooo, ok? what even is their plan? why does gauri have to be in workout clothes for it? 🤔🤔🤔

hahaha rudra gently trying to coax the dupatta away! 😂😂😂

OHHH THIS IS GAURI’S PLAN NOT MISSION: SHIVIKA 😧😧😧

lmaoooo PERSPIRATION

but mannnnn, how sweet, gauri and rudra talk about things like these, and she asked him for help! ughhhhh, giveee me moreee of gauriiii with ShivRu! i need to see her two brother-in-laws being all “jaan haaazir hai” for sweet, adorable bulbul. 💖💖💖

LMAOOOOOOOO HER JUMPING JACKS WITH THE DUPATTAAAA 🤣🤣🤣

lolllllllllllll om’s 😐😐😐 faaaaaaaaaace. 

oh godddddd i’m soooooo glad to seeeee happpy, laughyyyyy omki baaaack. *squishes his happy little face with allllll my loveeee* 😍😍😍

OMFGGGGGGG BOHUT CUTE HO TUM 😯😯😯😯

CUTEEEEEEEE TOH HAI. BUT HAAAAAYE. TUMHE BHI REALISE HUAAAA. RAB KA SHUKRAANA. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

ugh, this fucking anda. i really don’t care about her and her issues. 😒😒😒

OMG THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING. 😤😤😤

FWDING. COZ SO NOT INTERESTED IN WHATEVER SHE’S UP TO. 

... why are there two conveniently placed.... whatever those are on the headboard, to latch the handcuffs on to? is this the oberoi mansion’s version of that creepy sex dungeon that dude has in 50 shades of grey? 😟😟😟😟😟

LMFAO OH GOD I DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT THESE TWO ARE GOING TO THINK OR SAY WHEN THEY DISCOVER HIM LIKE THAT 🤣🤣🤣

shivKara be like BLOODY HELL HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN TO KISS OUR DAMN WIVES YET, AND THIS FUCKER IS HAVING KINKY BDSM SEX ALREADY??? 😯😯😯

“upar se very veryyyyy niceee, andar se fulllll on spice” hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(also, that was soooooo nakuul talking, not shivaay.) 

“hum kisi ki personal love life mein interfere nahi karte” 

LMAO WHAT SHIT. ALLLLLLLL YOU FUCKERS DO IS INTERFERE IN EACH OTHER’S LOVE LIFE. 🙄🙄🙄

oh abhi badi anikaaaaa ki awaaaz se urgency mach rahi hai is mahashay ko. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao they actually tickled him and ran away. such typicalllllllll shitty older brothersssssssss. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i would have honestly been disappointed if they’d reacted in any other way. 

om is me, when anyone talks to me before 11 am. 😒😒😒

lollllllll rudra is realllllllly pushingggggg it. 😆😆😆

no, shivaay totally WOULD have fed him. he can’t resist doing laad on baby bro. 😚😚😚

LMAO RUDRA’S BURN, FOLLOWED BY “THUG LYFE BRO” what a fucking loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

god, the extent a lady has to go to, JUST TO DO HER FUCKING JOB. men are suchhhhhhhhhhhhhh pains. 😒😒😒

why are they having breakfast in this randommmm fucking khopcha of their house tho? 🤔🤔🤔

UGH RUDRA YOU’RE THE FUCKING WORST. 😤😤😤

yaaaaaaaaaaas, murderrrrrr girlfriends! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

what does she mean tej is duniya mein nahi hai? she saw the empty grave didn’t she? why isn’t she more worried about that? 😕😕😕

oufffffffffff oh. whaaaat chutiyaapa. 😣😣😣

oh. is this where shivaay got his catchphrase “shivaay singh oberoi ki jaan itni asaani se nahi jaayegi” from? 😐😐😐

damn, i love her sari blouse. 😍😍😍

lmaooooo. “tum shareef logon ki yehi problem hoti hai. CHOTI SI CRIME ka bhoj nahi utha paate.” 

this isn’t svetlana’s first murder, of course, so she slept like a damn babyyyyy last night. look at her dewy skin! 😊😊😊

i’m 89% sure than this is the tejLana plan to drive jhanvi insane. 😒😒😒

OH SHIT ARE THEY GONNA SPILL... 😯😯😯

OH MY GOD IS THIS MAN’S BRAIN MADE OF OSMIUM BECAUSE HOW ELSE COULD SOMEONE BE THIS FUCKING DENSE?????? I REALLY THOUGHT HE HAD SUSPECTED SOMETHING WAS UP, AND THIS WOULD BE THE PROOF THAT WOULD VALIDATE IT, BUT NO. HE’S JUST. THAT. FUCKING. STUPID. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. 😖😖😖

.... ok poor billu. he’s cryyyyyyyyying. like, his brothers should also understand his side of the matter. yes, he acted roughly in anger. but... come on man. anika should be trying harder to win back his trust, instead of this nonsense that’s going on. she’s not giving him anyyyyy reason whatsoever to trust her again, so why should he forgive and forget? 😒😒😒

ok random bit of ekta kapoor-esque editing in middle. why? 🤔🤔🤔

yes, finally, they’re getting to work on the right person. 😌😌😌

of course the oberois spend a day labourer's entire monthly salary on just milk and fruits. 😐😐😐

... lol he’s right, you did only write 3 figures. 😆😆😆

ouffo, waste of one cheque leaf. YOU DO KNOW YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR REPLACEMENT CHEQUE BOOKS??? EXTRA KHARCHA. DHYAAN SE KIYA KARO YAAR. 😣😣😣 #middleClassToTheCore

he was justttttt mad at her, while talking to omRu. but now look at how fondly he’s looking at her, like she hangs up the moon every night. 😍😍😍

everyone’s driving shivaay mad today, talking like the fucking sphinx, purely in riddles. 🙄🙄🙄

finaaaaaallllly, dimaag ki baati jali. 💡💡💡

“uparr dekho.” “ro kyun rahi ho?” “aise hi koi nahi rota. (...) kuch kehna hai mujhse, anika?”

ugh, he’s instantly so tenderrrrrrrrrr. like... my stomach clenched most painfully during this scene. oh shivaaaaaay. please just figure it out quickerrrrrrrr. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

svetlana’s hereeee with some narcotics to make your day betttttter! 😊😊😊

ouff jhanvi. you’re so annoying. 😒😒😒

lmao svetlana sloooowly explaining what phones are for. i love my snarky queen so much! 😂😂😂

UH OH! SHE’S GOTTA BELIEVE HER NOW! 😯😯😯

pffffffffffffft. khoda pahaad, nikli chuhiyyaa. 🙄🙄🙄

shivaay’s back to talking to pinky normally??? 🤔🤔🤔

he was just talking out loud to himself, but THANKS FOR TAKING THE BAIT, PINKY!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎😎😎

BILLLLLU KI KANJIII REAL EYES ARE REALIZING REAL LIES. 👀👀👀

i’m not even gonna get too excited about this development, coz i know this track isn’t gonna get solved so damn easily. they’re gonna kheenchofy for at least two weeks to a month more. 😒😒😒

MY GIRL TIAAAAA COMING THROUGHHHHHH FOR ANIKA. UGH. WHAT A PURE ANGEL. I LOVE HER. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

gauri posing for painting all sexilyyyyy is soooooooo out of character though? 😗😗😗

oh well, mujhe kya, i’m just here for the sex. i’m just happy that @ilovefusion ‘s headcanon is coming trueeeeeeee! (girl, dream up more tharak pls! 😏😏😏)