#im not asking him to care ab the stories just pay attention to me!!! humor me!!! goddamn!!!!

[haemosexuality]

my dad does not want to hear me talk about my bg3 guys and its making me sad

[eldritchsurveys]

o99.

When was the last time that you were asked out somewhere, and you declined? >> I don’t remember, since I don’t usually get asked to go anywhere in the first place.

How have you been feeling so far today? >> Busy, since I did a lot after waking up.

Do you ever decided to just dance crazy to a favorite song? >> Sure.

Have you ever tried to write poetry or song lyrics? >> Yeah, I’ve written both but neither is my preferred medium.

Lately have you been staying up late and sleeping in? >> No.

When was the last time you had cookies and milk? >> I don’t remember. Very long time ago.

Do you have any special pictures in your wallet? >> I don’t have any photos in my wallet.

Do you keep ticket stubs from meaningful events? >> Sometimes, but I end up tossing them out after a while anyway, because they just turn into clutter.

Have you ever watched fireworks with someone you loved? >> Yeah.

Do you own any jewellry made out of shells? >> Nope.

Are you good at memorizing phone numbers? >> Not especially. 

Does anyone you know live in an odd colored house? >> No.

Does the battery in your cellphone last long? >> Yeah, since it’s a brand-new phone.

Have you ever made your own website? >> Yep.

Has anyone ever sent you a candy gram? >> Nope.

When was the last time you ordered pizza? >> A few weeks ago.

Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens" by James Cameron? >> The sequel to Alien? Honestly I assumed they were all directed by Ridley Scott, so that shows how much I know. Anyway, yeah, I’ve seen almost all the Alien movies (skipped a couple in the middle there).

Does the computer/laptop your using have a SD card slot? >> Yep.

Do you like men who have a sensitive side? >> I don’t really think about that.

Have you talked to your special someone today? >> I’ve talked to Can Calah today, and Anthony at some point.

Have you ever tried to get someone into a certain band/artist? >> Not really, like I’ve given suggestions for songs to listen to but I didn’t hound them about it.

If you're a 90's kid, do you remember when bellbottom jeans were in style? >> I do remember that.

Have you ever tried to make fudge? >> No.

Do you have an opinion on Lindsay Lohan going to jail? >> Whew, that was ages ago. And no, I didn’t have an opinion then and I certainly don’t have one now.

Have you ever carved you and someone elses initials into a tree? >> No.

Do you like Dairy Queen? >> Not really.

Have you ever used glitter as one of your makeup items? >> Not like, craft glitter. I’ve used shimmer makeup.

Wedges, stilettos or just no heels at all? >> Wedges are easier for long wear, but stilettos are a power move.

If someone gave you the keys to a Lamborghini, would you be excited? >> No, I’d be confused.

Have you ever gotten highlights or streaks? >> No.

Dangly earrings, hoop earrings, simple studs, or no earrings at all? >> I wear very small hoop earrings and one has a cross hanging from it. I also have these big audacious Baphomet-pentagram earrings that I wish I could wear more often, but they’re really heavy and pendulous and give me a headache, lmao.

Do you own anything that's leather? >> No, just leather-looking.

Have you ever owned what would be considered a 'farm animal'? >> No.

Do you have a favorite radio station? >> No. I don’t even remember what stations exist around here, we only ever pay attention to them during the holiday season because we listen to the stations that play holiday music.

Don't you hate when your cell has no service? >> Well, yeah, I suppose I would hate it if I was trying to use my phone and I couldn’t.

Does listening to music while you work help you? >> Some music does -- like Wardruna and Danheim style music helps a lot.

Is there anyone you know with an amazing personal success story? >> Probably, yeah.

If you like vodka, do you have a favorite brand? >> Svedka.

Do you keep a memo book / agenda? >> Nope.

Do you have an account on Playlist.com? >> Nope.

Do you or anyone you know own a yacht? >> Nope.

Have you ever accidentally butt dialed / pocket dialed someone? >> I don’t think so.

Have you heard of the phrase "Double Rainbow"? >> Yeah.

You can have some ice cream. Do you pick vanilla, chocolate or strawberry? >> Vanilla.

Are you good at telling things about people just by their actions? >> I don’t know, maybe? I’m not sure how to measure that.

Are you normally the one who initiates a kiss? >> With Xibalbans, sure.

Do you have a bikini body? >> If I put my body in a bikini then I would have a bikini body. #logic

Do you enjoy songs with pounding bass beats? >> There are songs I love that have that, yeah. It’s good stimulation sometimes.

If someone handed you a gun, would you know how to shoot it? >> Probably not. I mean, I know where the trigger is, but, you know.

Is there a song in a different language that you can sing? >> Yeah, Senzafine by Lacuna Coil and parts of Feuer und Wasser by Rammstein... uh... Noll and Duett by kent but I have to be looking at the lyrics lmao... there are a couple others, probably.

Is there a special place you like to go to just think? >> Not really. Bethesda Terrace / Bethesda Fountain and the Ramble in Central Park were good for that, though. And some of the parks in the Bronx, definitely. Grand Army Plaza in Brooklyn... there’s a lot of good places for sitting and thinking in NYC, believe it or not.

Do you feel comfortable walking down the sidewalk in a city alone? >> Yep.

Have you seen the movie Public Enemies? >> I haven’t.

Is your bedroom currently a disaster? >> Yeah, a bit, but I’m procrastinating heavily on cleaning it up (especially since I’ve stopped sleeping in it).

Are you one of those people who keeps their books in mint condition? >> Nope.

If you're listening to music, name a lyric from the song. >> I’m not.

Do you have a ring that you wear all the time? >> Not all the time, no.

What was the most expensive thing someone bought you? >> Probably a phone, idk.

Is there anything you should know how to do but can't be bothered? >> Probably.

Are you a sound sleeper? >> Nope.

In your opinion, which is more attractive, nice biceps or washboard abs? >> I’d prefer developed biceps over washboard abs any day. I’d prefer a lot of things over washboard abs, actually; I don’t much like them at all.

Do you have any currency that's not your native country's? >> No.

Are you talking to anyone right now? >> No.

Facebook chat isn't that great, agreed? >> Agreed, but at least you can look at fb messages on their own page, unlike tumblr IM, where you’re stuck with this little ass box. :T

Would you rather speak in front of a small group or a large crowd? >> I don’t care, either is fine.

Have you ever tried to write something humorous on a test for bonus points? >> No.

How do you feel about bands that use pyrotechnics in live concerts? >> Cool?

Is there a movie you can watch over and over and not get sick of? >> Yeah, there are a few like that.

Do you use the microwave a lot when it comes to cooking food? >> Sure do.

Everyone has a certain part of their body they don't like. What's yours? >> First of all, “everybody” my ass -- how do you know? There isn’t even a part of my body that I especially don’t like.

What's the latest you've stayed up in the past week? >> Maybe midnight or so.

How about the latest you've slept in? >> 9a.

Do you have a favorite colored sharpie? >> Nope.

Pennies: do you think they should stop being made? >> I really don’t care.

Have you ever actually played marbles? >> Nope.

Do you know of the actor Ralph Fiennes? >> Yeah, I like him. I think he’s sexy.

Tell me, are you tired? >> No, even though I didn’t get as much sleep as I wanted. I’m back sleeping in Sparrow’s bed and she breakdances in her sleep and shit.