#im not an anatomy pro so biologists and med field friends feel free to correct me LOL

[seakicker]

I forget did you have a tier list for where vampire guys would drink blood from or did I imagine that?

i’ve been on the web for so long and across a few diff blogs that not even i’m sure what i have and haven’t done… so let’s make one again! LMAO

the jugular vein / carotid artery area: the tried-and-true classic vampire neckbite, as made popular with our generation through twilight lol. for those who want to feel their lover’s pulse quicken in their neck and want to be right there to hear your hushed breaths, quiet whimpers, and quiet pleas to stop.

the renal artery: a major artery in your torso just a bit further below your heart on your vertical axis. it’s unconventional and somewhat impractical since biting your neck or your thigh is easier than biting into your stomach, but this is the spot for the most sadistic imo. he’ll lay you down flat and bite down into your belly and watch the blood pool since it has nowhere to run when you’re horizontal. like the jugular, it helps that this vein’s proximity to your heart allows him to feel your frantic heartbeat while he’s drinking.

the radial arteries: the little arteries in your wrists! i’ve always found bites here to be the most intimate… it’s like a vampire’s version of those princely back-of-your-hand kisses. they warrant a smaller and gentler bite so they’re a go-to for the more cautious or the more subtle. this artery and its associated veins are close to the surface of your skin, so i feel that bites here would be nice for a quick lil sip. lord bites here are so unrelated

the femoral artery: a nice big artery tucked neatly behind the sartorius muscle in your thigh. like the renal artery, bites here are for the more sadistic since your thighs contain so many big, intricate muscles and this artery is deeper beneath the surface than, say, the radial arteries. perfect for the pervert who wants to segue right into bloody, sweaty oral sex right after he’s had his femoral appetizer.