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Mcnamara:Duke you are so cool
Duke:IM NOT A KISSGIRL
#heathers#im not a kissboy#im not a kissgirl#lesbian#lesbians#heather duke#heather mcnamara#they are such kissgirls#heather x heather
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chat how do u make someone txt u back...
#sids ass acts like im one of his side hoes KYSSSS girl#takes hrs to resp u mf looooooserrrr#he be msgn me and spamming me to resp quick but cant to me what a Loser#slash jay love. him. ig#he needs to be more Online hes so lame ugshhsjj#post#mae mention#teehee my tummy no longer aches#myheart yearns for my gf.. come back stinkabutt....................#chat i will actually Die if i dont get to say gn to her#ending my life everytime i dont say At Least gm gn to my favz#omg one time right i was dating this person bc i just kinda went along w them saying they liked me cs i was young and we wouldnt talk for#weeks at a time and only said gm gm hi hi ily ilyt gn gn and quite literally Only interacted thru a rp server#i think he cheated on me too idk i forgor but we still have each other added on disc and snap#it was soo funny bc b4 i broke up w them we didnt talk for like 4 months bc they were ghosting me and when i came back they were like#thjning we were still 2gthr and i eventually broke it off w rhem after that cs how ru not gonna put effort into talking to me#it was skype. thats so easy#like i totez get not liking a Certain Writing App's dming system but. come on. skype........ viber.. etc...#i do Not like their ass help!#11pm i need to. kissgirl#i am not a kiss boy
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"why cant two people just be friends?" suguru geto and satoru gojo were FAGGOTS.
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{{WOMP WOMP}}
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Cmon sweet pea!
What other {GOLDEN} things you got under-
IM NOT A KISS GIRL!!!!!!!
What the actual fuck.
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"nancy ur so cool" "IM NOT A KISSGIRL"
ahh
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HIII ELLE >_< DID YOU KNOW IM BESTIES WITH YOUR FAVORITE KISSGIRL
oh? um which one of sapphire's friends were you again? *yawn*......
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well fun fact im bisexual. and fun fact i like frogs. and fun fact all these impostors dont hold a CANDLE to me and im NOT kidding. age six i married my frog teddy. i would cut all the frog pictures out of magazines and tape them to my door. i went wading in ponds to catch frogs wearing lace gloves. LACE GLOVES BITCH. did you see miss gloria kissgirls in costume-section couture thigh-deep in the swamp? no the fuck you did not. when all the frogs would jump into the window wells after a rain, you can bet your ass i was on my knees in the mud rescuing them. and were they grateful? no. do you KNOW how many frogs have peed on me during my twenty years on this earth? you faint-hearted faggots could NEVER. i did it for the LOVE OF THE GAME. i put in the HOURS. did you know you can put green food colouring and water in a spray bottle to dye snow? i did. and while mister benjamin boyliker was making boring loser snowmen with the heteros, i was making snow FROGS. i didn’t jump off with the bandwagon bastards either. i have nine frog teddies in my room with me as i write this. i have a full-size poster of frog and toad over my bed and you KNOW that shit is framed. my earrings? frogs. my socks? frogs. my pillowcase? frogs. i put the frog into frocciagine. you lying cunts were screaming ewwww yuckyyyy until they got trendy in 2020 do NOT fucking test me. i have been THE original frog bisexual since 2004 bitch NO ONE is doing it like me. fuck you
#to be clear i still rescue window well frogs#they get dehydrated and die in there if it’s too deep for them to jump back out#save a life! check your window well today!!!#also if you doubt me i do in fact have photographic evidence of all of this#i would never lie about my passion for frogs#bumblecrisp lore#bad post sorry
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Cis-het -> covid made me research lgbtq+ -> lesbian? -> no omnisexual still kissgirl -> no ur ace -> wait she/they kinda nice -> and im lesbian again -> wtf is demiromantic -> wait thats me frfr -> wtf is cassgirl -> is that me or am i overthinking + imposter syndrome
LGBTQ+ folk what was your gender/sexuality pipeline?
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You're so cool
IM NOT A KISSGIRL /REF but fr yay !!
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