#im never going to speak again vro

[mel0maan1ac]

next they should make among us in real life /ref

[bugsnakes]

do you have any shrimpo hcs youve never had an excuse to share. sniles

get ready for this

Im actually making this a keep reading thing becauze i have So much to share. Like right now (i never get opportunities to share shit like Ever)

OKAY. SO. These hcs all reside to the shrimpo design i have (assuming the people reading this knows what it looks like by now. If not ill attach it at the bottom for your Itty bitty Eyes)

said in a previous post which i will Not be linking. he EXTREMELY Hates walking around in either his prosthetic leg/crutches. He'd prefer if someone helps him move around instead of himself (hint hint)

speaking of his prosthetic leg, he doesn't actually HAVE one (like attachment wise), only a blade runner. although he complains about it, shrimpo doesnt have the faintest of heart to get one. So shrimpo is usually seen with his blade runner off. he finds the blade runner annoying (pick a side shrimp boy. Do u wanna walk or not)

with his little whiskers.. antennas. Things. whatever you describe them; he often likes to poke toons/walls/whatever else to get a feel of it. Texture! yknow? shrimpo does have hands, yes, but i feel like the antennas would be more of a help to navigate stuff because theyre more sensitive-like (isnt that the purpose of the whiskers on a shrimp anyway..?? Idk beats me LOL)

ONE MORE THING. Shrimpo DESPISES the feeling of bandages. he already knows its mandatory to keep them on since he's already a main target for injuries, but he constantly has this feeling to rip them off right there and now. This is why he doesnt have bandages wrapped around the Gigantic gash on his Arm

GOING OFF OF THE DESIGN TOPIC,

"saamm!! Does he still have his canon personality i need to know!!!!" yes he does actually. THOUGH. Regardless if everybody else hates his guts (in which hes aware of that) he does actually try to maintain his anger. even if a few words slip out or he's still rude to others, he still tries to have a normal conversation with toons instead of constantly going "I HATE THIS." "I HATE THAT!!". Hating can be tiring sometimes!!

on a lighthearted side, and something i think is kinda funny as a shrimpo hc. He's a big hoarder. Like. He'd always keep anything he sees On Sight. Trinkets, foods, medkits or bandages. You name it!! i like to think shrimpo is a penguin pebbler too. he doesn't like sharing, but he does like to give things or necessary equipment to toons he likes being with... AGAIN. Only necessary stuff!!!

Annddd finally. to my eyes. Hes a raging aroacer. he cant reciprocate love, and even if he does like someone (hi boxten), he'll brush it off as platonic. He is rough with his kisses, nuzzles and hugs.... LOL!

THANK U SO MUCH FOR ASKING THIS VRO. Words genuinely cannot describe how happy i am to finally ramble about my favourite toon crustacean... I am tipping my hat rn. Flying away into the heavensAnyway

i might add more in the future. If i feel silly enough hehe

HEREESS SHRIMPOOO!!! MY DESIGNN!! THE PROSTHETIC LEG GUY!!

[poniko-w]

Sorry if this is out of nowhere, but thank you quite genuinely for the adubachi brainrot, even if it is uncontainable, as just seeing it on my dash brightens my day vro 💖 the rot has spread also 🔥🔥 i dont know how to elaborate on this. its good its awesome, and i love wretched characters who love and hate

when i first started posting about adubachi as much as i did i wasn't even sure if people would genuinely like it or if i'd just come off as weird so getting this ask made me really happy.. thank you.. but also you're welcome i guess..? idk doesnt feel right to say just one or the other. i will never shut the fuck up about adubachi!!! i was sentenced to 8 long months of being too scared to talk about my genuine favorite ship on tumblr and now the beast has unleashed!! 😁 *sees opportunity to ramble*

*goes on semi-related but mostly something completely different ramble* and i am so so happy that other people love it just as much as i do even if im almost certain im the most annoying person about adubachi to roam this planet. i do not stop talking about it. all of my aus have a variant of adubachi when i dont do that with literally any of my other ships!! these girls have taken over my brain!!! seeing just how much more popular the ship has gotten over the past few months makes me so happy. i've had a lot of people attribute that to me but i honestly think it was smth a lot bigger than that.. i might be the most vocal adubachi fan.. like, ever, but i still think other people who've posted art of them (who are my mutuals that im somehow too shy to mention by name? im going to be so embarrassed if they read this and realize im talking about them) still deserve just as much credit.. i think the only difference with them and me is i never shut the fuck up about adubachi in particular because of jst how long ive been waiting to talk about them, ill make longass textposts about them(like this one) or draw them doing literally anything. someone could ask me to draw adukin and bachikin folding laundry and i probably would. other people still think about other things. my brain is mostly or even just almost completely occupied by adubachi. nothing will ever get worse than my complete and total love for kashikin but my fucking god has adubachi gotten extremely close. sorry about the big ramble i completely lost it for a minute there. i need to learn to shut up... this isnt even as long as some of the rambles i send to my friends about my stupid little random adubachi scenarios. thats scary. i talk too much i need to never speak again

[dollivication]

Okay but idk I'm just calling it royal harem!au too lazy to actually give it a name

But um little Nero blurb with no freaky because I didn't know how to segue into it!!! then V's will be next >:)

Nero, who after a long and arduous training session with Dante (Dante was frustrated with Nero getting your attention like a week ago so he had to bully him a lil) just passes out on the castles sort of infirmary, shut up and go with it IDK how this works either.

And then you find him and start taking care of you, carefully taking off his armor and wiping him down with a wet cloth, noticing how much more worn out he is. And if he wasn't convinced you were the one for him, he is now. You're an angel, his angel. Set down from heaven just for himself. He leans into your touch, whimpering from just how good the cool cloth feels against him, and how sweetly you speak to him. He can't tell if its the praise or lack of water that makes him dizzy but he doesn't care to find out.

He's bricked beyond belief, almost crying from how good it feels to be taken care of. It's pure bliss. Till he hears Dante grating voice in his ears and he knows that as soon as he steps onto the training field he will get the floor wiped with him.

🌀🌀 Nero just a little guy Dante needs to leave him alone ALSO SORRY IF IM SENDING TOO MANY REQUESTS PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I EVER BECOME A BOTHER 🙏🙏🙏

🌀NON IM ABOUT TO SHAKE YOU SILLY. NEVA STOP SENDING IN ASKS VRO!!! IT IS LITERAL FUEL AND I LOVE DISCUSSING THESE AUS U COME UP WITH!!! NEVER A BOTHER SOSHUSSH!

nero… nero the critter that he is.. i want to chew on him HES SOOOOFUUUUUUCK!!! I SHIT YOU NOT INWAS DRINKING WATER AND THE WHIMPERING PART MADE IT GO down the wrong pipe LMFAO

NERO WHIMPERING SUPREMACY!!! he’s just sooo drunk on the feeling of yur hospitality in the face of his aching body.. soaking in your compliments and reassurances while gazing at you with dilated pupils it’s almost sickening!! he feels like he’s on fire, his dick is twitching and it’s all just so unfamiliar to him (◞‸◟) </3

especially if yu laik.. let him cuddle his face up to yur cool thigh.. pleaseplease run your hands through his hair tooo!! he knows he’s a little sweaty, but please?? of course he won’t vocalize his wants, but it’s sure nice to dream (＞人＜;) !!!

of course dante has to fuck it all up though.. even if you tell dante to be less of a jerk, he’s just gonna keep sweeping nero :( ..but maybe, just maybe, nero can put up with it if it means you’ll be taking care of him like this again <3