100 Scariest Movie Moments
Me
Evening, Jalaperilo human!
Jalaperilo
Evening!
just us?
Me
At the moment.
Jalaperilo
cool cool. hope the usual suspects turn up. i could do with a laugh
Me
You too?
Jalaperilo
yup. must be cause its halloween. makes everyone really shitty
even though its the best holiday of the year, apart from pancake day
Me
There we are!
Jalaperilo
yey!
Jalaperilo
If you're interested in horror and havent seen it yet, 'A History of Horror with Mark Gatiss' is a very good series from the BBC
Me
I think I absolutely need to see this.
Jalaperilo
he has a love for hammer horror and its fascinating to watch him go in depth on early horror
Me
Your horror scene fascinates me. You do so much with so little.
Jalaperilo
urgh
Me
As you do.
Jalaperilo
i love the birds
Me
Frightening and plausible.
Birds are loveless beings.
Jalaperilo
they are
Jalaperilo
they threw brids at tippy hendren
Me
Just chucked them.
Jalaperilo
how did this beat out 28 days later?
Me
Gross injustice.
Me
So their eyes are cortical patches, basically.
Jalaperilo
haha. if only shockwave had made something already creepy even fucking scarier
Me
Give him time.
Jalaperilo
please lock him up haha
Me
Oh, Argento films.
Jalaperilo
your fave
Me
Well, maybe you should have been a better kisser.
Jalaperilo
it was really her, she just got bored of pretending he was good
Me
Hah!
Me
How did *this* beat out 28 Days Later?
Jalaperilo
right? weird. its not scary
i love the wizerd of oz
Me
"Those terrible little vests."
Jalaperilo
what is it about british children that other countries think are creepy
all the kids i know are little shits
Me
I've always wondered about that one myself.
Jalaperilo
I wonder if Alien is gonna be on this list, cause that is quite horror like
Me
Do you want me to tell you if it is?
Jalaperilo
sure. i dont think im gonna last the full 3 hours lol
Me
It is.
Jalaperilo
\O/
Me
I didn't expect anyone to! I intended this to be one of those things people can drop in and out of, but no one else is dropping in.
Jalaperilo
cowards
Me
I thought she was going to leave it at "Don't buy a house."
Jalaperilo
hahah
i thought all of the USA was built on indian burial grounds?
Me
True!
Jalaperilo
i love how Bela Lugosi's accent influenced all future instances of dracula
Me
You just can't improve on it.
Jalaperilo
sings is a stupid film
signs*
Me
It has a terrible ending.
Jalaperilo
it just doesnt make sense why the aliens would come to earth
Me
The dimmest aliens in the history of the universe.
Jalaperilo
lol
tony todd!
what a voice
Me
It's a *very* nice voice.
Jalaperilo
urg
WHAT
Me
And this beat out Bees In the Mouth.
Jalaperilo
god people will say anything as a talking head
Me
They don't even show it, like they're properly ashamed for including it.
Jalaperilo
haha. i watched that film multiple times as a kid and it never scared me
Me
The only human horror film I've ever been frightened by is The Brave Little Toaster.
Jalaperilo
understandable
all the cybertronians i follow or seen have expressed a dislike for that film
Me
It's just not necessary.
Jalaperilo
this is the only shyamalan film i like, but my dad did spoil it for me so i knew everything already
Me
And the twist is basically everything.
Jalaperilo
ikr? what a twat
Jalaperilo
reanimator!
my fave of all time!
Me
Isn't that the one where one of the humans sounds eerily like Ratchet?
Jalaperilo
yes! and he messes around injecting green shit into things as well!
Me
Ratchet's no longer allowed to judge me.
Jalaperilo
i think the cat scene should have been the example. the swinging light makes it so much scarier
Me
I don't think that's making love.
Jalaperilo
it still gets me
Me
Although she doesn't seem to be tied down to anything.
Jalaperilo
also her dad's zombie corpse is also in the room
its so messe up but so much fun
Me
Kinky?
Jalaperilo
im kinkshaming
Me
Ooh!
Jalaperilo
i havent seen this film
looks intereszting
Me
I'm very tempted to stream it someday.
Me
I can understand why humans cringe at this one.
Jalaperilo
bones and teeth are awful
blood and guts im fine
Me
That sound would bother me too if I only got one set of teeth.
Me
More teeth.
Jalaperilo
wasnt there a recent story of an old dentist office that was being redeveloped and they found thousands of teeth in the wall?
Me
That's even worse.
Jalaperilo
ikr?
why keep them?
its like you keeping used transistors or something
Me
Exactly. There's no non-horrifying reason for it.
Jalaperilo
whoa! r-word!
Me
But the corpse head was lovemaking. Seems legit.
Jalaperilo
but what could have been the difference!
Me
We'll just never know!
Me
Hello there, Nickel!
Minibot-Nickel
Heya knocky~
Jalaperilo
yo!
Minibot-Nickel
Heya~
Me
I like how the rabbit is the line.
Jalaperilo
animals are where we draw the line. fuck other humans
Me
It's a reasonable line.
Minibot-Nickel
people in animal suits freak me out
Jalaperilo
*insert furry joke*
Minibot-Nickel
*shudders*
Me
There really isn't.
Minibot-Nickel
you know... hearing my tea maker brewing is probably not helping with the scary aspect of the show XD
Jalaperilo
haha
Me
Oh, I like The Vanishing.
Jalaperilo
mark kermode is one of our greatest film critics
he's the only one i'll really listen to
Me
He seems like he knows his scrap.
Minibot-Nickel
*holds out rust sticks* want some?
Me
Thank you!
Jalaperilo
he's incredibly fair in his critiques
Minibot-Nickel
so THAT'S mr. del toro~
Jalaperilo
one for you ko!
Me
Indeed!
Me
That seems short-sighted.
Jalaperilo
the oldies are the best
Me
No arguments here.
Jalaperilo
ok.im tapping out. enjoy the rest of the countdown!
Me
Good night, Jalaperilo human!
Jalaperilo
ill have to look up what number 1 is
Me
It's...a movie, to be sure.
Jalaperilo
good night knockout-cybertronian!
no way!
good night nickle!
Minibot-Nickel
Night, night, jalaperilo-firend~
Me
And he just casually props them up. That won't go wrong.
Minibot-Nickel
This halloween, i want to give myself nightmares~
Me
'Tis the season.
Minibot-Nickel
if this doesn't do it, then i'm gonna watch ghost stories/adventures/hunters tomorrow~
Me
And even if it does!
Minibot-Nickel
i'll drink to that~
Minibot-Nickel
phone just rang and scared the hell out of me
Me
Rude of you, phone.
Minibot-Nickel
on the up side, mun's going swimming tomorrow
Me
He just toddles out the door.
Minibot-Nickel
i'm curious what the hell it was
Me
You're not the only one.
Minibot-Nickel
(red, white, blue, finials and a judgmental stare)
Minibot-Nickel
i've always wanted to see the hills have eyes
Me
It's a rough one.
Minibot-Nickel
oh?
spoilers?
Me
This happens, for starters.
Minibot-Nickel
OAO
Minibot-Nickel
now this sounds fun
Me
That human has a fun job.
Minibot-Nickel
i wonder what would happen if a realistic zombie movie was made?
Me
28 Days Later was fairly realistic.
Minibot-Nickel
oh~ i'll have to look into it.
though i can say with confidence than zombies wouldn't last long in florida
Me
Florida, where no one should ever be.
Minibot-Nickel
the hell state
Minibot-Nickel
what was that one movie about the haunted big rigs who menaced the humans looking for fuel?
Me
That's the one!
Minibot-Nickel
which one? i've seen it, but can't remember the name
Me
Duel?
Minibot-Nickel
oh~ i'll haveta rewatch it
Minibot-Nickel
kill it with fire
Me
Kill it with extra fire.
Me
I think it's fairly obvious he wants to frag him.
And also ruin his life.
Me
No, no. You knew exactly what their relationship was.
Why are humans like this?
Minibot-Nickel
what did i miss?
Me
The Hitcher, the big gay horror road movie.
Also The Fly.
Minibot-Nickel
the big gay horror road?
Minibot-Nickel
children are demons confirmed
Me
Human ones especially.
And yes, The Hitcher's a very twisted romance.
Minibot-Nickel
human children.... why do they exist?
Minibot-Nickel
one nearly busted my audials...
Me
How did that happen?
Minibot-Nickel
teen sex SHOULD be met with carnage
and i think the kid didn't get a sweet they wanted at a checkout line
Me
I do love that movie.
Minibot-Nickel
if ya wanna do a movie night one day, i'll make the sweets and some high grade drinks~
Me
Sounds lovely!
Minibot-Nickel
it'll be so great~
Minibot-Nickel
i wanna see this
Me
I like the title.
Minibot-Nickel
that guy has an unfortunate last name
Me
Which one?
Minibot-Nickel
rockoff
Me
Hah.
Me
Well, good luck, kids!
Minibot-Nickel
*chinhands*
Me
HAH!
Today
Me
Who sleeps with a single light shining on their face?
Minibot-Nickel
no one sane
Me
Nothing of value was lost.
Me
HERE WE ARE!
Minibot-Nickel
i bet you anything, soundwave'd do that XD
Me
I'd believe it.
Minibot-Nickel
vos did that to me once and i couldn't sleep for a week after
Me
Oh, yes, yes, this is what I love.
Best of movies, best of humans.
Minibot-Nickel
humans really have a wide variety of ways to kill each other
Me
Well, so do we.
Minibot-Nickel
true.
very true
Me
Astrotrain?
Minibot-Nickel
astrotrain?
Me
"Lie down and the devil will come have sex with you."
Minibot-Nickel
did astro fuck unicron?
Minibot-Nickel
we're at jacobs ladder
Me
I think so?
Me
There we are. Apologies for that.
Minibot-Nickel
it's no prob~
Minibot-Nickel
"torture is love"
the djd's motto
Me
I see why you're so popular throughout the multiverse.
Minibot-Nickel
believe it or not, but i got the hell out of dodge
Me
Really!
Minibot-Nickel
yup. i'm a free range medic now. the others are either smeared or atomic dust now
Me
Worse things to be than a free range medic.
Minibot-Nickel
true. might open up a bakery
Me
Ooh!
Minibot-Nickel
yep~
roll out the sweets~
Me
The noblest profession.
Minibot-Nickel
and of course, in the back room come the medicinal sweets~
Minibot-Nickel
i have an uncle named damien
Me
It's a nice name, honestly.
Minibot-Nickel
scream sounds funny
Me
You know, I've never seen it! But it does.
Me
This one *technically* has eye business, heads up.
Minibot-Nickel
wanna wait for it to buffer for a bit?
Me
But no damage to the eyeball itself, if that makes a difference.
Minibot-Nickel
i wanna see this so bad
Me
It's a good one.
Minibot-Nickel
love the pun you made earlier
Me
Not the eyeballs. The area around them.
Me
I do my best.
Minibot-Nickel
oooooo top ten~
Me
Starscream, hello! You're just in time for the final stretch.
Minibot-Nickel
hello screamy~
Starscreamapillar
Excellent. I was hoping to not miss the whole stream.
Me
Sproing.
Starscreamapillar
The scariest thing in the world is the neighbours. Not inaccurate...
Me
Not at all.
Minibot-Nickel
(i was too oblivious to notice highschool hell XD)
Minibot-Nickel
there's nothing more frightening than an expert weilding powertools
Starscreamapillar
You mean a medic?
Me
I was about to say, I take offense.
Me
Look at that rowdy old man go.
Starscreamapillar
These descriptions, without having actually seen the movie in full, make it sound very bizarre, but not scary.
Me
I found it bizarre, but not all that scary.
Me
Why would you follow a sound? Ever?
Starscreamapillar
Why would you follow that sound, in particular?
Me
Natural selection, presumably.
Starscreamapillar
That is not the best way to stab someone.
Me
Just wave the knife around and see what happens.
Starscreamapillar
Also not how to correctly fall down the stairs.
Me
Poor marks, stairs human. Go back and do it right.
Starscreamapillar
Dull surprise.
Me
Except for that.
Minibot-Nickel
XDDD
Me
Good for the mother. She's living her best afterlife.
Minibot-Nickel
it's what i wanna do in the afterlife
Starscreamapillar
Space crackers. They contain more sodium than earth crackers.
Me
And more space.
Minibot-Nickel
OAAAAAAOOOO
Starscreamapillar
They really think that a fish is the scariest?
Me
They thought Willy Wonky's boat ride was worse than 28 Days Later.
Starscreamapillar
. . . This list seems highly flawed.
Me
Maybe that was their logic. Give the first place to something no one would agree with as the scariest.
Me
Oh, no! A shark is doing shark things in the only place on Earth a shark lives!
Starscreamapillar
The horror!
Me
"But statistically speaking, almost surely won't!"
Me
Alright! It's late, but just one more for the road.
Starscreamapillar
Excellent.
Minibot-Nickel
one more three hour movie thing?
Me
Yes, Nickel. One more three hour movie thing.
Me
Still scarier than Jaws.
Starscreamapillar
It truly was, David S. Pumpkins.
Minibot-Nickel
true
Starscreamapillar
Absolutely.
Me
Well, on THAT note, I'm off into the dark to see what made our power glitch.
Where nothing can possibly go wrong.
Starscreamapillar
Try not to be eaten by scraplets.
Minibot-Nickel
i'm gonna ty to not murder the neighbors~ they have their music blaring. it's midnight
Me
Just make sure to dissolve the spark chambers.
Good night, everyone! So glad you could make it!
Starscreamapillar
Good night, and thank you for the nonsense, even if I missed most of it.
Minibot-Nickel
*hugs the knocky and screamy*
Me
You caught the choicest part.
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