#im making no promises about writing snippets bc i have no brainspace anyway but i do love making fic summaries

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

Fake fic ask

🐑 Meet-Cute, Polyamory, Hostage Situations

or

🐝 Penny Rabbit & Summer Bear

hmmm fake fic summary FOR ! THOSE TAGS

I actually have two because I amuse myself

summary one:

Keeley Jones started the day with no boyfriends. One bank robbery, a corrupt judge, and a tube of poison lipstick later, she had two boyfriends, which was a pleasant surprise.

summary two:

Generally speaking, it's bad form for a reporter to fall in love with their subject. Or subjects, as it were. Especially when said subjects a) have kidnapped them, and b) are supervillains. To make matters worse, they're American. Trent is never going to live this down.

(that's inspired by a real au i already have, but not the exact same one lol. bc you BET i have a horny megamind tedependent au.)

and then for the title "Penny Rabbit & Summer Bear" (i'm going to assume that's one and not two) since I only got one ask anyway i'mma go ahead and do both here,

It is an unfortunate element of being an anonymous underground radio host that whatever callsign you are given by others tends to be the one that sticks. Trent can't even be mad that he's been declared "Penny Rabbit" when it's in that annoyingly endearing twang (it sounds affectionate coming from Ted), but still summarily (ha) declares him "Summer Bear" right back. No one else will get the joke--that he and Ted met on a summer night, that Ted is called Ted--but he and Ted get it, and that's enough.

...i have no idea why this is where my brain went. it went "stuffed animals for crimmlet and/or henry? [long pause] no. radio hosts." girl why. the first one made way more sense. i don't even know what underground radio host would mean in this context. what the hell