#im losing my fuvking mind

[thatoneguywhowho]

WHERE ARE YOU WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU

[avatar-aaang]

okay so apparently my posting picture ban or whatever extends to my fucking pfp????? I've been trying to change it all day to no avail

[sentient-stove]

im losing my mind why didn’t the argo 2 have an actual fuvking medic

[cloudcountry]

I FINISHED YVES'S ROUTE LETS GOOOO!!!!

screenshot dump nd my commentary (teehee) under the cut bc idk how long this is going to be

GODDESS?? OF HAPPINESS??? YVES RHAT WAS SP SMOOTH WHERE DID YIU GET THAT FROM HELLO

the way i laughed out loud oops

HE :((( HE JUST WANTS EVERYONE TO BE SAFE AND HEALTHY :(((( HES TOO GOOD FOR US

FADGUWUHRUEUAGSGHSGDGSHHSYSHXBCJSUXBHSH SHES GONNA PICK YVES OMGOMGOGMG but girl did you forget about clause 99

YOURE NOT A FOOL YOURE A LOVELY WONDERFUL SOUL

HES SO CUTE I HATE IT IM GOING TO EAT HIM THIS ISN'T FAIR OLEASE ITS OKAY YOU DONT JAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT????

GISUTUEJFSFIASITIWEITEITERWIIRIEDIDFUDIDDUDJIDDHXCXCXJDIDDIGDIRITIEUTTTUTFIFJDJDJFSJGDJGDJTDUTSJTDKGXNCJGDJDUTEJTSJTSKGDKTSITEITOYETEJJFSFHSDHAHDHFFHSSJSJFDKGDKGDJFSREITROYWRYOTIETYODSJRDKGDFJSGJSJKGKGDSJEOYETIETEIEI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

idk why but this scene reminds me of pink in the night by mitski

THATS SO SAPPY UGH THEY MAKE ME WABT TO FALL IN LOVE THATS SO UNFAIR,,,,,

STAHH????? SITP???? STOP IT OMG THEY LOOK SO HAPPY AND TENDER AND IN LOVE IM LOSING NY MIND SHFDHDJRJJF

WAILING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING KCIKJNG MY FEET WHAT THE FUVK❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

i thought i took screenshots of the scene when all the princes were like FUCK CLAUSE 99 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 just so mc and yves could be happy BUT I GUESS I DIDNT!! I WAS PROVBALY TOO BUSY CRYIBG!!!!!!

but yk what that means!! rios route is next C:<

[slvttysage]

#pls im losing my mind this is so fuvking hot

I need to start posting the deranged things I think about on a daily basis instead of pretending like I’m well adjusted bc I ! Feel like im losing out on so much good shit to share w you guys because I don’t wanna be too manic but I’m going back to my roots no beta readers no full fics just absolute channeled horny

tw incest, coercion, grooming ish

Satoru nii who calls you into his room to help out while he’s already snuggled under his blankets, flush working up his neck. asks you to go here and there and please just hand him that water bottle and his phone he’s just so comfy rn and you’re so sweet you will, right? you’re a good little sister right? thank you for helping him!! but wait don’t run out yet

yea he’s holding onto your wrist and his palm is all sweaty and he looks too hot under the duvet but just slow down, he’s been thinking. you bend weird at the waist when you’re picking things up you know? can you show him how you do it? doesn’t matter that you’re just wearing an oversized shirt to bed, he’s not looking at you like a guy looks at a girl silly. just do it again for him. and while you’re at it, show him your tummy and the inside of your thighs

he’s not being weird, just making an observation. you look so womanly now, don’t you? you’re no longer the little tike storming into his room at the most inopportune times. yea, he’s flushed, he’s a little sweaty- don’t worry about it. you can sit on his bed, sit right here next to him. why don’t you lean in to let him see something. oh, yeah, your lips have become fuller too, they’re soft and plush and if he squeezes between his long fingers, doesn’t that feel sort of nice. weird, but nice right?

he’s got all kind of things he can show you. you’ve really been pretty sheltered sure, but he might be able to teach you a few things. it’s just satoru nii, you trust your big brother don’t you? you two love each other and you’re close. how about you stay right there as he sits up and let him hook his chin over your shoulder, like that— and now let him check something. it’ll feel a little strange but he’s just checking. because his hands just seem to fit soooo much better on your chest, look at that. you’re sooo cute arent you, so cute with your tits in his hands as he squeezes them. you ever notice how soft your body has become? yea, you’re way softer than big brother is, look. wanna feel? feel his strong shoulders and his arms and thighs. you’re so sooo much softer than him, he doesn’t wanna stop touching you.

he just wants to see without the shirt real quick, just for a second. it’s only weird if you make it weird you know, he’s your brother. let him see real quick, please? just a second. just slip - your shirt over your head and let him look at you just like that. you’re so cute and pretty. yea you are pretty, you really are. maybe he just loves you more now you’re not such a brat, but doesn’t it feel good like this? hm? doesn’t that feel good?

and do you wanna see something funny too? yea, come here, give him your hand. it’s really funny look, you made your big brother hard as a rock. don’t be so shy, it’s just because of all the touching! you’re siblings, don’t have such a spaced look on your face — you can touch him. doesn’t it feel nice to be so close like this?

[dinodogs]

HOLY FUVKING SHIT I JUST SAW THE GHOSTBUSTERS VAN BLASTING THE THEME SONG AT THE INTERSECTION IM LOSING MY MIND

[heeliopheelia]

first of all sorry to hear that ure sick :(( i hope u feel better soon love <3 thank u for still posting ure so cute! *kissing ur forehead through a mask cuz ure sick boo :((

BUT HELLO WE’RE BACK ON MY BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

yn: so what that she fainted THIS AINT ABOUT HER BOO HOO also yunjin queen bestie im also low on iron - hot girl shit 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

the texts exchange between hee and yn had me losing my mind *real*

like the opening line heeseungie WITH THAT FUVKING EMOJI - i died, the fucking smooch shit bby boy (wtf) - what in the fuckboi shit is this AND THEN THE fucking CEO OF WHAT NOW  I DIED DEAD okay AND THEN THE FUCKING PLOST TWIST CUZ HEE ( this fucking loser btw this part   ???) has been putting his tongue all around ??? im shook 🫣🫣 🫣  🫣  🫣  🫣  🫣 actually like no wayyyyyyyy

heeseung priv…………. be seruiius yhe fucking liam pain meme (lol)  BROOO ITS LIKE everytime ure about make post on hus priv u …idk…. snort cock i mean coke ……  its pretty amazing tho makes me go literally  frhn21kwqjfdfkekwleds,noekerjkmds 

the rizz comment………well did he lie thoo yeah??? also  bro u sound pretty fucking excited to me *side eye*

this chapter was cool af, thank u ma’am  🫡

ps dude i started using all of those emojis ironically and now i cant stop ????? whats wrong me ..actually dont answer that

ABZNAMKKKSNXJZII BESTIE I HAD TO POST THIS, I MISSED YOUR COMMENTARY SO MUCH 😭😭 yn was unstoppable today i admit ✋ hee has that little fuckboy arc on his record but i promise he's not all greasy (maybe just a little) 🥺 GIRL THE LIAM PAYNE MEMES ARE MY FAVORITES I CAN'T JUST NOT PUT THEM IN HERE I'M SORRY...... pls hee's priv is my favorite part of making this smau im not joking 💀

but anyways thank you so much for making my day so much better (as always tbh) luv luv luv u nonnie *MWUAH* 💕💗

ps this emoji 😩 has become my addiction ever since i started making the smau so i understand that struggle lmfao

[guccifloralsuits]

No fucking way

WAS SOMEONE GONNA TELL ME MY FAVORITE FIC OF ALL TIME JUST UPDATED AFTER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO RANDOMLY FIND THAT OUT 2 MONTHS LATER MYSELF

[mrfutureboy]

im so tired of being overlooked and not cared about. but its been like this for at least 11 years so i dont even know how i could live any other way

[mwagneto]

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[kimmkitsuragi]

im crying at rainbows twitter

[dramaticteenagepoetry]

Homework (deregatory)

[tomlinsun]

that time seventeen saved the emo music industry

[dirtboyfriend]

*has a panic attack* *has a panic attack* *has a panic attack* *has a panic attack* *has a panic attack* *has a panic attack* *has a p

[chasseuses]

reasons why i love jade leech pt.2

so i guess I'm doing this again.

this is more of a repeat of everything I said in part one but with more sobbing and coherent words.

Jade Leech, Octavinelle's vice dorm leader and the twin brother of Floyd. Many might say that Jade is better than Floyd, although that may seem true to people who don't know him well enough, some people were smart enough to know that Jade was just as bad.

Despite being so fucking shady and nasty, I couldn't help but slowly learn how to love his character. His shadiness is only a part of his charm ❤️ I mean— don't you want that? Don't you just want to look at him and wonder what the fuck is going through his mind right now?

He could be either plotting murder or thinking about tonight's dinner and I would still find his shady expression 🥺 oddly attractive to say the least. I'm being weirdly serious here and typing in lowercase so in a few bullets, expect me to go feral once again.

His eyes are gorgeous. I don't know about you but I get mesmerized everytime I look at them, I swear I could drown in them and never want air ever again. His mismatched eyes,, absolutely beautiful sir please shock my heart eheheh 👉👈 haha jk !!! he doesn't have to use his unique magic to shock my heart bfjfkfjfkfjkffk

His smile is breathtaking, my sun— my light in this dark world of mine. Even if his smile is practiced and insincere, I can't help but go crazy over it. Imagine if he smiled genuinely, no restraints at all as he let out a hearty laugh and a genuine smile took over his expression. I would cry on the spot, I am cryimyfjrkfjkffk.

GOF HELP ME I CAN'T TYPE IN LOWERCASE ANYMORE IM GOING IN CAPSLOCK!!!

I HATE HOW JADE CAN GO FROM HIS USUAL GENTLEMANLY FACE EXPRESSION BUT SUDDENLY SHOOTS YOU A FUCKING SMUG GRIN WHICH SHOWS OFF HIS SHARP TEETH AND SAYS HIS USUAL "Fufu~" LINE LIKE PLEASE 🗿 SHUT THE FUCK UP DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT!!

SPEAKING OF TEETH, MAN I REALLY AM CURIOUS AS TO HOW SHARP THEY ARE. A PART OF ME WANTS TO SHOVE MY HAND INTO HIS MOUTH AND JUST TOUCH THOSE TEETH AND SEE HOW SHARP THEY ARE 🤡 haha imagine if he suddenly bit down tho hahshhhshsdrijfrknfkrgntknffknflfnflffnkfnfkjfkdjfofjddlifjf ok I'll shut up.

I don't think I mentioned it here (i already did) but I am telling you that the idea of someone as composed and reserved as Jade starts pining, IT'S GUARANTEED TO BE SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE 🗿 OH GOD THE THOUGHT OF JADE PINING?? ABSOLUTELY *CHEFS KISS* MAN THAT IS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE IF YOU SEE ANY PINING JADE PLEASE TAG ME I WILL START CRYIMG

Oh my god. Have I told you how beautiful Jade's lips are? Please please please please look at them they look so nice ahahahha so irresistible and kissable UEEEEEEEEEE

The way his lips are like that 🗿his fucking smile/smirk. GOD GIEV EME THE ABILITY TO KITH THIS MAN JUST ONCE PLEASE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I'M FUCKING CRYING.

Oh my gOD THE WAY HE LOOKS AT MUSHROOMS... THE SOFTEST GAZE... SOMEONE LIKE HE... IS CAPABLE OF HAVING SUCH A SOFT EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE.... PLEASE I WANT TO BE A MUSHROOM IF IT MEANT BEING LOOKED AT BY JADE LIKE THAT.

HE COULD FUCKING SPIT ON ME AND I'D THANK HIM.

I'm ashamed to admit that the earliest reason why I liked Jade Leech was because of his hands. Please forgive me, Lilia-sama. I cannot help but get attracted to such beautiful hands- it was if it was sculpted by the god of sculpting himself! It's such a shame that his gloves cover up its blinding beauty- though my eyes can see through the deceit, I know that his fingers are glorious beneath that piece of cloth. My one and only wish in life is to be able to hold his hand- without the gloves, and that's all for my confession.

^^^^^ I FOUND THAT IN MY DRAFTS

I'M SORRY BUT I JUST REALLY LIKE HIS HANDS OK. LIKE 😳 haha...!! what if we held hands,, without the gloves 😳 haha jk...! unless ...?9£4(_8 UE UE UE UE UE MR. LEECH LET ME HOLD YOUR HAND PLEASE I'M GONNA BEG

UEEEEEEEE I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING YOU WHEN I SAY I WROTE SO MUCH LETTERS FOR THIS EEL I WISH I WAS KIDDING I HAVE LIKE 12 RIGHT NOW GOD I'M SUCH A FUCKING SIMP

st a rts sobbing

pouting jade.

pouting jade.

pouting jade.

WHAT THE FUCKBSJDJDJJ??£?£(_(3(_((_(£(£+£; WHY IS HE SO CUTE INT HSI SCREENSHOT WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE THE WAY YOU'RE POUTING RIGHT NOW IS SO CUTE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME SQUEEZE YOU.

I'm fucking crying why the fuck is he so cute gof forbid this man from being so fuvking cute i cannot.

People be telling me: cute?? jade is terrifying.

and I go like: that's cute.

UE UE UE EU UEHFHRJFJJDJF HAVE U GUYS HEARD OF WHAT HE DOES TO PEOPLE HE BETRAY HIM???? I LITERALLY WENT 😳 "ahahahh mr leech i will personally betray you just to make you do that to me" you know. like a simp.

U know what I'm going back to lowercase

His extreme love for mushrooms is probably his comic relief so it doesn't completely make him seem like a shady bitch in the game- it's a surprise as to how cute and vulnerable he can get when he talks about or does something related to his precious fungi. It even goes as far as to make him completely lose his sense of surroundings, which is really rare for someone as observant as him- and usually dangerous sjfbjdbf. It's also EXTREMELY CUTE as to how they made Jade someone who really likes mountains- he even goes as far as to found his own club to appreciate them!!

He has pretty deft hands, being able to create a terrarium and care for it as a hobby is applaudable- not everyone has the ability to do just that, you'd have to be able to be extremely precise and careful, and add a little bit of extreme determination to the mix. He would probably smell like mud from all the time he spends in the greenhouse, and stays up late because of creating terrariums. It shows us that he isn't completely a shitty eel who collects dirt on people as his job and I think that's pretty fucking cute not gonna lie!

There was one voice line of him mentioning that he likes gazing at stars, which was completely unexpected for me! He didn't seem like the type to gaze up at the stars and just- watch! Though I expect him to be always alone whenever he does that- he isn't exactly the most approachable person in NRC, people tend to avoid the Leech twins because of Floyd- mostly. People are just scared of them and I don't think Jade has any friends aside from Azul and Floyd. And I don't think either of them would be willing to stay with him to do just that, Floyd's excuse would be because "it's boring~!" and Azul's would be "I have much more important things to do." And I think that's pretty fucking sad.

God please send me to their world I will watch the stars with him please i love him so much I'm—

BACK TO CAPSLOCK FJDJJEKFJKDJFKRNDKDJFKDFLDJRLFNFLDNFLDFNDLNDLDNFLFOFKDLDKDLDKDK

Look. No amount of words can actually describe my feelings for Jade Leech no words can do my love justice UE UE UE UE which is why I do the second best thing— keysmash.

Please please please I could give him the whole world and it wouldn't do my love for him justice 🗿 UE UE UE UEJFBRKFBTKNFRKFBFKFHJFHFDKHFKDBFKDHFKRBFRKBFRKBRKFBFKFNFKFJFKFJDKFK

I also uh, want him to step on me! Y',)!92+_)£_+ Y'know... He would stomp on my back and dig his heel into my back and probably hurl insults towards me 😳 man. I'd be hIS FUCKING DOORMAT IN A HEARTBEAT.

Omg this is getting long

The first part was much more 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 but I still do this anyways.

Anyways. Please stan Jade Leech I love him so much 💕

i would've included my brainrot but ppl would just go 🗿 "taku you really are a jade simp huh" and NO I DON'T WANT THATTTTTTTTT

[casscainsshoelace]

OH MY GOD HERE WE GO

(Doing this in one post because h)

the suicide prevention hotline number in the description scares me

Man that whale really is taking a long-ass time to decompose

WINTER HOLY SHIT

GO GIRL GIVE US EVERYTHING

ohmygod Penny and Cinder

WEISS AND PENNY’S AURAS OH FUCK ME

PENNY NO

KICK HER ASS BLAKE

“GET UP” OH MY GOD I CANT

the bomb the bomb the bomb the bomb the bomb-

“BECAUSE YOURE OUR FRIEND” HEY BESTIE I CANT DO THIS TODAY

WEISS POG

“We have to do this for Yang” WEISS OH MY FUVKING GOD IM GOING TO KILL YOU

CRESCENT ROSE FELL

VINE NO FUCK STOP MAKING ME CARE ABOUT THE ACE OPS

HARRIET’S SCREAM HOLY SHIT I CANT FUCKING TWKE THIS SHIT I HATE THSI SHOW SO MUCH

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO RUBY HOLY SHIT GET HER ASS

Cinder are you fucking kidding me just pull her up

OH MY GOD RUBY AND BLAKE FUCKING FELL

W E I S S NO OH MY GOD STOP I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE THIS

WEISS USING GAMBOL SHROUD IM GOING TO FUCKING SUFFOCATE

P EN N Y NO NOT AGAIN PLEASE HOLY SHIT

HEY CRWBY I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR REAL

OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. JAUNE. PENNY. WINTER. I ACTUALLY CAN’T.

IM ACTUALLY FUCKING LOSING MY MIND WHAT THE H E L L

J E S U S

SNOWFALL HOMOEROTIC MAIDEN FIGHT YAY BUT ALSO I HATE EXISTING

OH MY GOD WINTER SCREAMING FOR HER SISTER

HEY CRWBY I CANT DO THIS TODAY

IM GOING TO COMMIT A HATE CRIME

JAUNE FELL TOO? HEY WINTER U FORGOT THE WHITE BOY

oh my god green team

I’m going to break down bye

if the credits roll rn i swear-

Woooooowwwww Cinder you fucking suck

OH MY GOD THATS A FUCKING DARK WAY FOR WATTS TO DIE

Atlas has fallen rip

QROW NO

oh my god the water filling everything I’m so emotional don’t touch me

YOU FUCKERS

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

end credits scene oh my god

Yo?? YO???

anyway I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out homies