#im literally modric

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers proposing/getting proposed to

requested by my homeboy @sztrapacska!!! ty luv <3 ik i cant pull the "i HaD sChOoL" excuse for my lateness this time so i'll jus be honest,,, i got hit w the inspiration bug n wrote a whole ass fic. abt a proposal. so i was a lil distracted. speaking of proposals actually,,,

leo: tbh it could go either way, with him proposing or getting proposed to. in the moment, he'll be really calm and collected, not at all like youd imagine someone who just experienced one of the happiest times of their life to be like. but the second he gets home hes bursting into happy tears.

ney: he gets proposed to, only cause he straight up kinda forgets about marriage as a concept. hes like "yeah we're dating and everythings fine and cool so why bother." so when leo gets sick and tired of waiting for his ass and pops the question himself neys caught TOTALLY off guard.

christian: one morning he'll be talking to his partner about wedding plans, n when he notices the extremely confused look on their face hes like "...oh SHIT i knew i was forgetting something."

lewy: oh lewandowski my beloved. hes a gun jumper. he rushes to propose prematurely without thinking of whether he and thomas are really ready for it. in fact,,, if you would like to know more about said proposal,, maybe you could read more about it here,,, (yeah its a shameless plug ok)

muller: angsty fic that i poured my heart and soul into aside, lets say thomas says yes. within five minutes of getting engaged, EVERYONES gonna know about it. hes running up to his friends and shoving his left hand in their faces so they can get a good look at the ring n hes like "!!! ROBERT AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!" its very cute, actually.

trent: drunkenly proposes to and marries an equally drunk robbo because they thought it would be funny.

sergio: though he'll deny it to ANYONE who even suggests it, hes the BIGGEST fuckin romantic when it comes to luka. so when it comes time to ask him to marry him hes not pulling any punches. dude plans a whole candlelit anniversary dinner at home with romantic spanish music playing in the background. how can luka say no.

luka: lukas not stupid, he sees the proposal coming from a MILE away (his friends suddenly inquiring about his ring size, sergio acting particularly jittery the weeks leading up to their anniversary, etc), but that doesnt mean hes any less happy. its weird, even though he totally sees it coming, he still cries like a mf (tears of joy, ofc).

alisson: now, he wants virgil to marry him, but he also wants to experience getting proposed to. so what does he do??? he "accidentally" leaves engagement ring catalogs lying around his and virgils place, and makes sure the tv always happens to be on the channel that shows reruns of say yes to the dress.

virgil: falls for it hook line and sinker. within a month of alisson putting his little plan into action, virgils dishing out the money for a ring. when it comes time to actually ask the question, hes SUPER nervous. so nervous, in fact, dude straight up forgets about the whole kneeling part. he jus takes out the ring and,,, asks. ali wouldnt have it any other way.

[moonystoes]

FUCK MY LIFE I JUST REALIZED THAT I WILL MISS THE WHOLE EUROS TOURNAMENT BECAUSE I DECIDED TO VOLUNTEER DURING ALL OF THOSE DAYS

[monkeydlesbian]

if it’s one thing abt soccer players they’re going to be kind whether they win or lose

[judectrl]

https://www.tumblr.com/judectrl/732441672812789760/do-you-support-barca

Literally me with rm i've been wayching every match since 2012 i remember it was Modric debut the first time i watched them irl so i have a lot of "love" for them igg

And jude joining it is just the cherry on top man

congratulations im NOT happy for you

nah im kidding 😭 you've honestly been blessed with jude, such a clutch player

you know he's good when he's got everyone rattled

[anditwentlikethis]

Omg HE'S the referee??? He's literal satan i hope he stays away from Luka

(sorry for spamming bestie im bored)

I'm affraid I have no idea who that man is or what he did to Modric (was I asleep or something I literally have no memory of any of that) but tbf almost all refs are satan in my humble opinion

and spam away I not only like spam of asks I ENCORAGE that spam

[sainzinnorris]

Another one joins the darkside (football). Watching Liverpool brings me so much joy (sometimes) especially the game against city on Sunday and trent's goal I was living. I've got so many questions (if you want to answer only ofcourse) what'd tour favourite team aside from Liverpool and favourite players and and do you only watch the premier league or also other leagues and who are your favourites from there ?

anon, please text me , you're literally so darn sweet, and im embracing the dark side, as smoothly as i possibly can 🫶🏾. TRENT'S goal in the man city match was fantastic. lord. so darn amazing. the celebration? LITERAL chills. i'm a huge arsenal girlie rn, like. i don't know how it actually happened , but the chokehold martin odegaard had on me was enough to get me to devote everything to arsenal. they're my number one! 🫶🏾. saka is fantastic– phenomenal. it's beautiful the way he plays, declan rice is so darn good– ofc i haven't know his gameplay in west ham , but he's a dope transfer, literally worth it! 💕. i literally love almost every arsenal and liverpool player, odegaard and trent are just my favs from both my fav teams. 🫶🏾

i've just started this year..like half way through this year, so i don't know much, my football knowledge was only restricted to fifa world cup matches. so, as of now, i'm trying to watch the premier league and la liga. and i'm a barca fan. but. real madrid is fantastic. i know it's really controversial to like both these teams, but they're both pretty dope and i adore both of them very decently. 🫶🏾. my favourite players in la liga would be pedri, joao felix, gavi, luka modric and jude. had a whole era of liking griezmann before i found out how problematic he was.

that's the thing about football, you need to do your research before being a fan of the player. cause so many of them are so problematic.

[sanchos]

i feel like miss crowaysha nt could lose to mighty malta and win against russia

[lukamodric]

modric literally gave a career to all these other short mfs. messee wouldnt have recovered that ball. im sorry to every other gnome

[gvardiol]

Everytime I see your throwback posts, it makes my heart hurt. It was a beautiful time, when I watched these matches with baited breath, prayed for Modric to score that penalty, and interacted with other fans through your blog. And it will never come back. The World Cup is a tournament with an excitement of its own, Euro Qualifiers simply don't match. Matches are not telecasted in my local TV like for WC. In my timezone matches are at 3:00 at night. 1/2

First of all, a huge apology for not answering this earlier but I'm not really home these days. Second, the cat on your blog icon is literally the cat on my phone case 😂😂 matchy matchy.

Ugh, time zones are so bad, like a game at 3 in the morning? No thanks 😬 and you're definitely right about the hype about Euros/World cup. Honestly, i feel so emotional whenever i come across something Throwback-ish, like you said. That summer something special was going on and it was the best thing ever, the whole time it felt surreal and like a dream 😭 (ohno i am getting emotional again dlsjsjaggdhs). And IM SO SOFT bc of what you said about interacting with other fans through my blog ILY

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[rnodric]

ideal scenario is mbappé joining in the summer and it ends up being a 2 for 1 and we get hakimi back too (won't happen because psg board is evil but let me dream) feel like miguel (from castilla) could also be worth a try, i've heard good things. and theo too - rip to me remembering how we had hakimi, him, and kovacic too in 17/18 ... every season since then has just caused me so much grief. (lowkey want to see bellingham or wirtz too but we haven't used a pure 10 for long stretches in so long, so whoever comes would probably wind up having to just function as a cm)

sometimes i feel like a lot of the buy/sell decisions are just a throw of a dice and since real madrid can't keep a manager for more than a few years the squad keeps having dramatic changes because we don't have a stable manager who can build a team with the players that fit the tactic they wanna go with. i so wish we could have hakimi back but i wont dream too much about it :/

im also very worried about our midfield since it's entirely dependent on kroos and modrić with literally no subs since i feel valverde doesn't move as much in the defence as modric and kroos do also isco be getting minutes once every 146 years so that's not happening.

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers playing mario kart

leo: plays as mario. either doesnt know that its a racing game or jus doesnt care cause he drives around without a care in the world.

ney: goes with donkey kong cause he looks like his nft. his favorite thing is doing tricks every time he jumps off a ledge. he thinks its SUPER cool despite the fact that its an incredibly simple mechanic n pretty much everyone knows how to do it.

luka: oh hes a sore loser. he will literally demand a rematch every time he loses n swears in croatian every time he gets shelled or driven off the map. plays as a lil guy like toad or yoshi.

sergio: plays as bowser obviously n it goes without saying he plays very aggressively. blue shells luka n gets the silent treatment for the rest a the day n has to sleep on the couch.

muller: the race interpreter. its very cool, actually.

lewa: hes thinks hes in first place, until after like ten races he realizes hes been looking at someone elses part of the tv screen the entire time n has jus been ramming into a wall.

mbappe: see its kinda like the world cup final cause he doesnt do shit until the third lap.

luis: gets physical. he will straight up shove or cover the eyes of whoevers sitting next to him to sabatoge them.

mourinho: oh God he takes it so seriously. always choses to race on the special cup, cause, yknow.

pep: the week leading up to this lil game night he carefully trains every member of man city so they have an (unfair) advantage. when his players do well he acts like he won the fucking prem.

[liverpool-enjoyer]

girl i need to know who your football crushes are

sarah my beloved,,, we could be here ALL DAY

ok so the biggest one. my numero uno. the man i'd literally go to war for. the man i compare all other men to bc he IS the beauty standard,,,

gavi <3

look at him! isnt he beautiful!

now as for the rest theres so many im not gonna put em in any order cause i do NOT have that kinda time

fernando torres (twink version), joao felix, messi when he didnt have that fuckass beard, christian pulisic, paulo dybala, dominik szoboszlai, fermin lopez, robert lewandowski, dusan vlahovic, that one twink from atleti whos name i cant remember, pedri, kevin de bruyne, robbo, alisson, virgil, ok pretty much any liverpool player cause fucking EVERYONE on that team is fine, federico chiesa, leon goretzka, martin odegaard, luka modric, sergio ramos when he didnt have that fuckass beard, xabi alonso, thomas muller. and nico rosberg. he does not play football but he is very pretty.