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DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 47

weddings, C3, and stray dogs

SIDE NOTE; the ‘kyouka’ shown here is kyouka izumi, while the ‘kyouka’ in all previous parts is kyouka jirou, who will be refered to as ‘jirou’ from here on out.

Medusa: "!!! The tiny reaper?" milia: !!! -something emerges from his back- pandora: surprise bitch. i bet you thought you'd seen the last of us~ Medusa: *narrows her eyes, preparing to summon a snake--* milia: *SCREAMS* Mad!Kid: *already in front of Milia, a hand along her neck* "..." milia: Q~Q Mad!Kid: "Shhh...You're too loud..." milia: Q____Q pandora: nervous, deary~? Medusa: *glaring* "What brings you back, Pandora?" pandora: oh? so you recognize me? and that previous comment wasnt even directed at you~ [[pandora: enjoying the story dearies~?]] Medusa: *aims arrow* "I know it wasn't to me: I'm not afraid of some blob..." pandora: oh~? is that right~? Medusa: *steely stare...as she tightens her grip on the arrow...* pandora: jeez, so hostile... Medusa: "Why are you here?" pandora: hiding out from DWMA brats. Medusa: "...I can relate." pandora: perhaps we may form some alliance? Medusa: "...What's your angle? What do you want?" pandora: ever heard the term 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend'? Medusa: "...Yes..." ("And I know when to watch my back...") "I suggest you meet Ponera..." pandora:...very well. -elsewhere- Relan: "??? You look...different." nozomi: how so? Relan: "A little relaxed, I guess?" nozomi: ah. Relan: *small smile* "Maybe you feel more at ease here?" nozomi:...i guess. *faint smile* Relan: "Same..." *looks at a new photograph on the wall* -elsewhere- Assi: *rubbing his nose* "Ow..." mana: jeez, what happened? Assi: "I went face-first into a door...Or the door went into me..." -elsewhere- Karim: *tapping his fingers on the table* dia:..?? Karim: "Dull." dia: how so? Karim: "No mission. Not even exercises..." -elsewhere- Patty: "Big honking ring..." liz: *smiles* Patty: "So, how's the planning going?" liz: doing great. *smiles* Patty: "Soooooo...You gonna give me a good seat at reception?" liz: wouldnt have it any other way. *ruffles her hair* Patty: "Hee hee!" *hug* "You'll still be my big sis, right?" liz: of course! i'll always be your sister. Patty: *smiles* "Same, Sis." -elsewhere- Shotaro: "Mana, you seen the laundry detergent?" mana: it should be on the dryer. Shotaro: "Oh, okay. I was wondering because it was all empty and--" *Suds appear under the door* Shotaro: ._. mana: ah hell. Shotaro: *opens the door* "Who did this?" -elsewhere- Hibana: "...I'm about ready." gabriella: glad to hear. ^^ *in an evening gown* Hibana: *smiles, opens her arms to her* -elsewhere- Arthur: *yawn* -a few days later- -somewhere, in the darker regions of the woods, somewhere in japan...- ???: "I knew I shouldn't have taken this shortcut..." -an old abandoned shrine is up ahead. ???: "??? Maybe I can get some shelter for a bit..." *approaches* -no one is there- ???: *looks around* "Odd design..." -something is heard a few feet away- ???: ._. "..." ("Maybe it is just an animal...") vagrant: *trying to find shelter* ???: "!!!" *hides* vagrant: *enters* ... ???: *watching* "...H...H..." vagrant: ?? *looks around* ???: "H-Hello..." vagrant: ?! y-you?! y-you're...you're supposed to be dea- *CRUNCH* vagrant: *SCREAMING* ???: *remembering something...* "...I hunger..." *reaches into the Vagrant's chest* vagrant: *SCREAMS OF PAIN* ???: "There..." *pulls out the Vagrant's soul* "..." *sneers* "Yes..." vagrant: *laying dead with a frozen look of horror on their face as blood pools around them* ???: *inhales* "I feel invigorated..." *opens his mouth to consume the soul..." -elsewhere- Black Star: *bolts up* tsubaki: *sound asleep* Black Star: *slight shiver* ("What was that...?") -it's still dark out, early morning- Black Star: *sits up...tries to leave the bed quietly* tsubaki: zzz... Black Star: *exits for the kitchen, getting a glass of water* ("Just a dream...") otogiri: cant sleep? Black Star: "Oh, hey...No." otogiri:...did you want to talk about it? Black Star: "...Nightmare. Someone who looked familiar..." otogiri: ah. Black Star: "...Kinda looked like me..." otogiri: *listening* Black Star: "He was...ripping someone's chest open." otogiri: !....*listening* Black Star: *shudders* "Just...creepy...Like a kishin..." otogiri:...it's alright. it was only a nightmare. Black Star: "...Right." *nods, sips again on his water* "Th-Thanks for letting me talk about it...Just...Don't tell Tsubaki." otogiri: i wont say anything. tsubaki: *she heard it all* .... *goes back to bed* Black Star: "Thanks..." *sets his glass down* "...Think I'll go outside, watch the sunrise..." otogiri: *nods* Black Star: *steps outside, watching the horizon* "..." -later in the day- Black Star: *stretching* "Done with workout..." soul: *phew* Black Star: "You were kind of slow out there, bro." soul: guess ill just try harder then. Black Star: "You better, or you won't be able to dodge!" *playful jab* soul: *dodge* Black Star: "Huh. Better!" *slap on the back* soul: hehe. Black Star: "...Can I ask you something?" soul: like what? Black Star: "Nightmares..." soul: *listening* Black Star: "...I dreamt I ripped someone open..." soul: yikes... Black Star: "Yeah...Don't tell Tsubaki...I'm not sure why I had that dream..." soul: i wont say a word. Black Star: "...Am I going mad?" soul: not sure...maybe we should see a shrink or something? or maybe those rooms that let you see in your subconscious? those rooms are trippy. Black Star: "This isn't one Stein recommended, is it?" Black Star: "..." -elsewhere- Victor: *still asleep in bed* -phone rings- Victor: *still lies down in bed--his hand swings out, knocking some items off his nightstand before he finds his phone and answers* "Hello...?" scarlet: find anything yet? Victor: "...Oh, hey, Red. Um...Sure, I found things." scarlet: care to elaborate? Victor: "Well, I learn Nozomi likes reading--" scarlet: NOT THAT! Victor: "...Oh! You mean what holes I found around here? Well, I know one way..." scarlet: oh? Victor: "And I think it's through the ones near Shinra..." scarlet: *listening* Victor: "He values his friends...he wants to protect them...so having someone near them means he has to stay in line..." -elsewhere- Ponera: 0____0 *loud scream* grimoire: ?!?! Mad!Kid: "??? You act as if you have never seen someone like me before..." shaula: whats the shini-brat doing here?! WHAT DID HE FUCKING DO TO HIS MOUTH?! Ponera: "WHY IS THERE A BLACK BLOB HANGING AROUND HIM?!" pandora: rude, i have a name you know. *pouts* grimoire:... <oh damn it all.> pandora: hello again grimoire~ ^^ grimoire: demon. Ponera: *gulps* "Gr-Grimmy? This is...that thing you mentioned?" grimoire: which thing? Ponera: "Th-That horrifying hell-blob thing! What else?!" grimoire: oh. yeah, that would be the thing. pandora: after all we've been through and this is how you treat me? so rude. i have no idea how index can even stand you, let alone obsess with you. Ponera: "...What do we do, Grim? That thing is creepy and has a bad aura..." Medusa: "..." pandora: i think you'll find having us around would be....quite...beneficial~ shaula: HOW DID SHE EVEN POSSESS THE SHINI-BRAT?! pandora: it's quite a funny story actually~ Mad!Kid: -_-; "Not that funny...Now, you, the one with the weird eyes: show us to a room." shaula: well you heard them blondie. milia: *pouts* Mad!Kid: *sneer* Medusa: "Hmph. Pandora, you will be troublesome..." milia: *trembling and hides behind nals* pandora: i'll behave, i promise~ Nals: *just stares in confusion* Medusa: "I've heard that before..." grimoire:..... Ponera: *hiding behind Grimoire* Mad!Kid: *stares at Milia* "...Do you have blood?" milia:...yes...whhhyyy? Q-Q;; Mad!Kid: *licks his lips* "I hunger..." milia:...would you like some tea and cake? QwQ;;;; Mad!Kid: "Blood cake?" milia: Q____Q Medusa: "Make your child behave, Pandora." pandora: not this one my vessel...not yet. Medusa: *frowns* -elsewhere- Kid: *shuddering* stocking: kid? is everything ok? Kid: "J-Just...felt a chill up my spine." stocking:...*holds him close* Kid: *holds her* "Thank you..." -elsewhere- Belkia: "Hello!" ayami: ^^ Belkia: *puts his hand up his sleeve--pulling out a bouquet* "Ta-da! How are you?" ayami: *smiles* good. i'm looking forward to summer vacation. Belkia: "Any plans?" ayami: not really. maybe i could visit you guys more often? Belkia: *nod nod* "That would be nice..." *whispers* "Just avoid Sham..." ayami: ?? Belkia: "He's been all kinds of crazy. He tried to kill a deer!" ayami: that's awful! Belkia: *nods* "I think someone's gotten into him. At least the deer got away..." -elsewhere- Konro: *pouring the soup* "Enjoy!" hinata: thank you~ hikage: thanks for the food! Konro: "You're welcome!" *passes another bowl* "Plenty to go around." -elsewhere- Kepuri: "...The food is burnt?" -elsewhere- Meme: "...What are you wearing?" ao: there's an event at the shrine. i've been asked to help out. Meme: "Oh, neat! It's gonna be fun?" ao: depends on who you ask i suppose. Meme: "Want some company?" ao: you're all welcome to visit. ^^ tsugumi: cool! -elsewhere- Kishiri: *has a black eye* "..." hanako: *giggles* Kishiri: "Ouch...That's not funny, kid..." -elsewhere- justin: *humming* Giriko: "??? What you happy about?" justin: good morning~! i brought some presents for the baby! actually, it's the sisters who picked them out, im just delivering them. ^^ Giriko: "Oh? What did you get?" justin: just the basics. food, teething rings, things like that. Giriko: "Oh...Well, that's cool. Thanks..." justin: ^^ -elsewhere- Arthur: *reading* -elsewhere- white haired boy: *laying on the ground* im gonna die at this rate... Crona: *shudders* "Doppelgangers..." white haired boy: um...could you spare me some money, miss? Crona: "??? 'Miss'? S-Sorry, I don't carry that much money--" *turns to face the boy* .____________. white haired boy:....um....is something wrong? Crona: "WHY DID YOU STEAL MY FACE?!" white haired boy: i-i didnt steal anything, ma'am! Crona: *grips his shoulders* "WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!" white haired boy: !!! *runs off* -later that evening- white haired boy: what do i do...maybe i should mug the next person who comes up...*hears something* *peeeeeks* Bicyclist: *biking by* white haired boy:... *frowns* no way i could catch up... *hears something and ducks.... peeeeek* Honda: "Faster, troops! Takeru, pick up those legs!" takeru: yes sir! white haired boy: Q_Q if i took on a fire brigade i'd die... *Something is floating by in the river* white haired boy: ?? huh? -is that.... A PERSON?!- white haired boy:.....darn you morality! *goes in after them* ???: *blub blub blub* -a few minutes later- white haired boy: oh crap, what do i do, heimlich? mouth to mouth? do i call 911? Drowning Man: "Y-You..." white haired boy: ah! he's alive! are you alright sir? Drowning Man: " 'Alive'? ...Tsk. You interrupted me?" white haired boy: interrupted? o.o; Drowning Man: "I was trying to jump to my death and drown--and you interrupted. Tsk." white haired boy: seriously?! O_O;;; Drowning Man: "Yes. My goal is to commit suicide, simple and clean." *stares at him* "...Man, you look emaciated." white haired boy:.... O_______O;;; uhhh.... (thinking: WHAT IS WITH THIS CITY?!?!) Drowning Man: "You need food. My treat?" white haired boy: yes please. (thinking: i just accepted it without thinking the consequences?! what if he's in a cult?!) Drowning Man: "Excellent!...is what I would say. But my wallet got washed away in the river..." white haired boy: O_O.... TT~TT im going to die. -something pokes out of the water- white haired boy: is that....a kappa?.... O_O; Shotaro: "HELLO!" *looks like a fishy-turtle creature* white haired boy: *SCREAMS AND PASSES OUT* Shotaro: "...Did I kill him?" Drowning Man: "...Man, that would be a lucky way to die." Shotaro: ._. "..." *hands him the wallet* white haired boy: awawawawawawawawa..... *he's fine. safe for mental trauma* Shotaro: "I will go now." Drowning Man: "And I'm going to take this guy out to eat!" *picks up White Haired Boy* mana: there they are. *she and mono arrive with a man with a ponytail* white haired boy: nnnhuh? am i dead?... *blink blink* Drowning Man: "Kunikida!" white haired boy: huh? *looks at them* mono: is that kid alright? Kunikida: "YOU DISRUPTED MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE BY PLAYING WITH SOME WHITE-HAIR BOY, YOU SUICIDAL FREAK?!" mono O_O; mana: um... *looks at showtaro* white haired boy: um, i actually have a name. it's atsushi. -silence- mana:.... mono:..... atsushi:........what? mana:...nevermind. Kunikida: "You!" *points at Atsushi* "No one asked for your name! And why are you encouraging Dazai's suicidal tendencies?!!" atsushi: i wasnt! i actually saved him from drowning, then this...*looks at showtaro* mana: did you do your good deed today? atsushi: i think i d- mana: i wasnt talking to you. Shotaro: "I hope so...I mean, Suicide Man--" Drowning Man: "Dazai." Shotaro: "--needed his wallet back, right?" Dazai: *stares at Mono* Kunikida: *glares at Dazai* mono: um....im confused. atsushi: same here. -elsewhere- Crona: *shudders* mami: *holding them* it's alright. you're alright. you're still you... Crona: "Why are there people who look like me? I don't get it..." mami: maybe it's all coincidence. but you'll be ok. i promise. Crona: *whimper, holds onto Mami* "O-Okay...I wish I wasn't finding people who look like me...Why can't they look like you?" mami: well, i guess there is some people who look like me. -elsewhere- Relan: "RUN!" shinra: Q_Q maki: *INHOLY SCREAMS* shinra: ARTHUR WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! Arthur: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE CAN'T APPLY MAKEUP!" maki: I WILL MAKE A NECKLACE OUT OF YOUR TEETH!! Relan: "I CAN'T DIE NOW! I WAS GETTING HAPPIER!" Relan: "SHINRA, LOOK OUT!" -elsewhere- Kid: "Look at this..." stocking: *looks* *It's a newspaper report...about a world record being broken in Death City...for the world's biggest cupcake* stocking: *drooling* liz: *glances at another article about a tiger sighting* Patty: "Tiger, tiger, burning bright..." *looks at the article* -elsewhere- Hibana: *sipping wine* gabriella: rough day? *gives her a blanket* Hibana: *pouts* "A little...Just annoyed with paperwork and stupid people." gabriella: aww. Hibana: *curls up in the blanket* "If only everyone was as smart...as you." gabriella: ^///^ -elsewhere- Assi: *hanging from the ceiling by his ankles* chie:....*casually sips tea* Assi: "Is no one going to let me down?" medea: why should we when you let yourself down all the time? Assi: Q~Q "That wounds me..." -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *sipping a cold drink* "...Delicious." -ding- bartender: welcome. ^^ Mr. Tsubaki: *looks around* -3 men walk in- atsushi: *stomach growling* Mr. Tsubaki: "???" Kunikida: "Don't order anything too expensive..." -and so- Kunikida: *staring at the vast number of bowls* -____-;;;; atsushi: =w= Dazai: "Which fish is the poison fish again?" Kunikida: "No!" *paper smack upside Dazai's head* "Atsushi, what's your story?" atsushi: me? well, i kind of got kicked out of an oprhanage and have kind of been a vagrant for a while. Kunikida: *annoyed twitch* "Then you have slowed down our work to hunt down THE VICIOUS BEAST TERRORIZING THIS CITY!" atsushi: a beast? .____. Kunikida: "We're detectives, specializing in violent cases, often with mysterious elements to them--" Mr. Tsubaki: ._________. atsushi: detectives? do you work with the DWMA? i've only been in this city for a week, so im still getting used to everything. Kunikida: -_____- "Rarely. They can't keep time well..." Dazai: "They won't let me have my double-suicide." atsushi: oh... um.... O.O; Kunikida: "We are the Armed Detective Agency." atsushi: you have weapons on you then? Kunikida: "Supernatural weapons. Inherent." atsushi: O_O; Dazai: *staring up* "...Would that beam above Atsushi be strong enough to hang from?" atsushi: um... O_O; Kunikida: "We have no time for this, Dazai. Our tiger hunt is not complete--" atsushi: O_O t-tiger?! Dazai: "Recently, a man-eating tiger has been found in town, attacking warehouse, eating crops..." atsushi: *shivering* i...i think i saw it... Kunikida: *seizes Atsushi by the shoulder* "Where?" atsushi: *looks around* this is going t-to sound crazy, but, i saw it attack the ophanage i lived in...when i was kicked out, i-i think it followed me. Kunikida: *gets closer* "Tell me everything." atsushi: um... Q_Q -elsewhere- Sakuya: "Never heard about the tiger, Mahiru?" mahiru: i've heard it in the newspaper. naho: maybe it escaped from the zoo? we should investigate this! Sakuya: *smiles* "Exactly what I was thinking...just don't let Sham come along." naho: right. we can be just like nightwalker! mahiru: who? naho: it's a new series i started reading. mostly for the yaoi subtext. ^^ Sakuya: -____- "In any case...just use the _right_ parts of that book as examples, okay, babe?" naho: hueeeee huh? oh, right! ^w^ Sakuya: "I guess scoping out around the zoo can't hurt, to pick up the trail." mahiru: *checks his phone* ok, i got a list of all the zoos in the city, let's begin! -elsewhere- Relan: "I think the swelling has gone down..." shinra: *patching him up and kissing the bruises* maki: im still so sorry about all of that... Relan: =\\\\= "It's fine..." Arthur: *face-down on the floor, bleeding* -elsewhere- Black Star: "...Tsubaki? There's...something to tell you..." tsubaki: what is it? Black Star: "...I haven't told you about a dream I had..." tsubaki: ....i kind of heard your conversation with otogiri...sorry. Black Star: "Heh...I was never good at keeping secrets...Sorry. I just...got scared." tsubaki: *hugs him* Black Star: "!!! ..." *pat pat* -elsewhere- -port district warehouse- Dazai: *reading* atsushi: ...... Dazai: "Don't worry. This tiger will be no match for me..." atsushi: are you really going to fight a tiger? you arent scared of being mauled to death? Dazai: "No. Not when I am so close..." atsushi: ?? Dazai: "It's strange, Atsushi..." atsushi: what is? Dazai: "Why would a child be removed from an orphanage for budgetary reasons? That would hardly save money...Wouldn't they have another reason for removing you?" atsushi: i guess, maybe if i was too sick to take care of....but im in decent health...i think...i've had some passing out episodes for a few days now...am i going nuts? Dazai: "No, not nuts. Just exactly where I want you...You first arrived here two weeks ago, yes?" atsushi: i think so. i've kind of lost track of time... Dazai: "...The tiger has been here two weeks..." atsushi: *gulps* -beads of sweat begin to form- Dazai: "You were found by the river...where the tiger was also spotted. Did Kunikida not tell you? We at the Agency are not the only empowered beings out there...and we keep an eye on others..." atsushi: you mean like people like quirk humans and dokeshi? Dazai: "And you." atsushi: ??? me? what makes you think that? Dazai: "There is no reason the orphanage would remove _only_ you...not without a better reason than saving money...They knew what you are..." atsushi: ....*chuckle* are saying im some kind of were tiger? that's just ridiculous! Dazai: "Coincidental, yes...But upon eliminating the impossible, all that is left...is such an explanation...Were-Tiger Atsushi." atsushi: ....s-shit...my head hurts... Dazai: "You _are_ a gifted person...You just have been blind to that fact..." atsushi: i think i need some fresh air...*looks up at the moon, clutching his head* d-damn...this hurts...*tearing up* Dazai: "Tiger, tiger, burning bright, in the forests of the night..." atsushi: STOP IT! -a blue light begins to glow, and atsushi screams as his body shifts- Dazai: "Told you so..." tiger!atsushi: *ROARS and charges at him* Dazai: *dodges* "Fast...Strong..." tiger!atsushi: *ROAR* -CRASH- Dazai: *leaps back--and is backed into a corner* "Whoops..." tiger!atsushi: *lunges at him* Dazai: "Dying by being devoured by a beast...Not the worst way to die, but not preferable..." *holds up his hand* tiger!atsushi: *about to bite down, however....* -flash- Dazai: *puts out his hand, lightly touching Atsushi's forehead* "You can't kill me..." atsushi: *has changed back to normal, landing in his arms* nnngh... Dazai: "..." *drops him* "No hugs." atsushi: *out cold* ???: jeez, if you're gonna be so rough with the kid, at least go the whole way so i can fix him up. Dazai: "??? Took you long enough to arrive..." country boy: *pokes atsushi* lady with a hairpin: so this is the tiger then? Dazai: "That's him alright..." country boy: are we gonna recruit him? lady with a hairpin: wait a sec, is edogawa still in the car? Edogawa: *struggling to open the car door* "What am I doing wrong?!" Kunikida: -_-; "There is no way we are having a were-tiger join--" Dazai: "He's joining us!" Kunikida: "...Damn it." country boy: i think he's waking up. atsushi: nnn...nhuh? wha?...am i dead? again? Dazai: "No." atsushi:...who are these people? lady with a hairpin: we're part of the armed detective agency, kiddo. or should i say, kitty? atsushi: what?...say, you guys wouldnt happen to have medicine on you would ya? i think i might be coming down with something...*rubs his head....with a paw*........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kunikida: "He knows that part...Now he needs to see what awaits him...as we work him to the bone." Dazai: "...I think he's still freaking out about being part cat." atsushi:....night night. *KO* awawawawawawa.... -elsewhere- ???: *in a phone booth* yes....that's right...in their custody.....understood.....wait what?! but i-..... TT_TT fiiine sir.... *hangs up*... *siiiigh* -elsewhere- Sakuya: "I don't see where the tiger went..." naho: TT3TT we checked everywhere....what a bummer. Sakuya: "Hmph...Wild goose chase, I guess..." mahiru: still, it was fun today. right kuro? Kuro: *asleep on top of Naho's head* naho: hehe. ^^ Sakuya: "...I guess we're all pretty exhausted. Bedtime?" -elsewhere- Giovanni: "Oil...can..." soldier: *hands it to him* Giovanni: "...I can barely move, you fool. Lubricate my shoulder..." -elsewhere- Lawless: *sipping a cup of tea* -morning- Kid: *snore* stocking: .....*strokes his cheeks and kisses him* Kid: *eyes break open...he smiles* "Morning..." stocking: hehe~ Kid: *yawn* "Sleep okay?" stocking: yeah. -elsewhere- atsushi: ....*opens eyes*...huh?....where the heck am i?! *He's in a bed with a change of clothes and a cell phone at the head of it* atsushi: a bed? ....*lays down* so soft...i dont want to leave... -phone buzzes- atsushi:..whats with that ringtone?? O_O; *He picks up the phone* Dazai: "Hello hello~" atsushi: oh hello, um... *checks the contact* dazai, right? where exactly am i? Dazai: "Housing, owned by the Detective Agency. Welcome!" atsushi: oh, i see. *examines the apartment* i even have plumbing.... TT_TT it's beautiful. Dazai: "Happy you are maintaining regularity! But I called because I have a problem that only you can solve..." atsushi: what is it? Dazai: "I'm dying. Help me." atsushi: ?!?! *runs out the door*... O_O um... *Outside, Dazai is stuck in a barrel* Dazai: "Hello." atsushi: how...how did you even...? do i call 911? or just tip the barrel? ._.; Dazai: "Maybe roll the barrel down gently to the ground, then pull me out?" atsushi: um...alright then? -and so- atsushi: why were you in a barrel to begin with? were you hiding from someone? Dazai: "I was trying to commit suicide." atsushi: um...why? O_O; i-if you dont mind me asking. (thinking: what happened to him to make him like this?) Dazai: "Well, I heard of this technique, and I wanted to try it!" *grimaces* "But it hurts." atsushi: that...doesnt exactly answer my question. -_-; so, where is this place we're going? Dazai: "I was thinking about giving you a job today." atsushi: i see. im guessing something in the agency? Dazai: "See? You're detecting already! And just leave it to me, as I am loved at the agency--" ???: "THERE YOU ARE!" atsushi: oh. good morning...um... Kunikida: *yelling at Dazai* "BANDAGE-WASTING DEVICE!" Dazai: "Hola, Kunikida! But you need to calm down so early in the morning--you'll get hemorrhoids." atsushi: good morning mr kunikida! Kunikida: "!!! Hemorrhoids?! But I--" *shakes his head* "N-Nevermind! We have a mission! Bring the brat." atsushi: ok ten. Dazai: "What's the mission--?" Kunikida: "A bomb." atsushi: O___O;; -and so- atsushi: Q_Q;; schoolgirl: *muffled whimpering* Bomber: "No more...It's all your fault! Bring me the company manager, NOW!" atsushi: *whispers* who’s the company manager? Kunikida: "he’s not in right now." Dazai: "Hmm...Who should go?" atsushi: shouldnt we call the police? Kunikida: "The police would not arrive in time--" Dazai: "And we aren't their biggest fans..." atsushi: oh, um... ._.;;; Dazai: "Then we have to decide how to proceed..." *holds up his hand to Kunikida* Kunikida: "..." *holds up his hand* atsushi: ??...*also holds up hand, but he has no idea what he is doing* Kunikida and Dazai: "Rock paper scissors--shoot!" atsushi:... *whispers* really? Dazai: "Ha ha! Kunikida lost! Rock always wins!" Kunikida: *grunt* *stands and approaches the Bomber* Bomber: "!!! Stay back!" Kunikida: "Easy. Just want to talk--" Bomber: "You're Kunikida of the Agency! I recognize you! Don't come any closer, you freak! Get up on the table! Hands and feet on it! Don't move!" Dazai: "Oh, no...This guy's done his research. Probably knows all of us in the Agency..." atsushi: *gulps* now what? Dazai: "I don't know...I can't go out there 'cause this bomber will know me...I need someone he _doesn't_ know..." *eyes Atsushi* atsushi:....(thinking: i have a bad feeling about this.) -and so- Bomber: *stares at Atsushi* .____. atsushi: um....newspaper delivery? ^^;;;; Bomber: "...They have a newspaper subscription here? That's the first I'm hearing of this..." *looks at hostage* "You get newspapers here?" schoolgirl: *nods* atsushi: i-im not sure what's going on, but lets just try talking this over- Bomber: "NO!" *clutches bomb remote* "Stay back!" atsushi: *gulp* wh-why are you doing this? Bomber: "These Agency people have these dangerous abilities--it's all their fault!" atsushi: im not sure what they did to make you so upset, but im sure they're very nice people! probably... Bomber: "...What do you know about them?" atsushi: nothing, im just a regular newspaper boy trying to make his way through life. sure, there's some bad people in the world with dangerous abilities like nofix or tropius gearhead, but just cause there is a few bad eggs in the bunch doesnt mean the whole carton is spoiled! so lets just talk this over and it'll be just fine, ok? Bomber: "..." *sweats, nervous smile* ("What the heck is with this kid?") "...Um...Wha?" atsushi: listen, you dont know my life, and i dont know yours, so why dont we just talk it over, maybe get a better understanding of the situation? Bomber: owo;;;;; "Um..." Kunikida: ("He's distracted--") *Doppo Poetry* *summons gun, fires at Bomber* Bomber: "?!" Kunikida: *fires, rushes at Bomber--and kicks him in the face* *The bomb remote slides from the Bomber's hand along the floor towards Atsushi* atsushi: i got it! now how do i disable it? Dazai: "..." *shrug* Kunikida: "Tell us!" *holds the Bomber--* Bomber: x____x Kunikida: ._. "...I knocked him out? That wasn't supposed to happen." Dazai: *facepalm* atsushi: so now what? *The bomb remote is ticking down--* atsushi: O____O OH SHIT! *tries to take the bomb to a window* *there is a sign that says 'pet shop' 'puppy adoption day'* D: *goes to another window; there is a building that says 'orphanage'* D8 *goes to another window; there is a building that says 'puppy orphanage'* OH COME ON! Kunikida: "Dispose of it!" Dazai: *watches Atsushi* "...!!!" atsushi: (thinking: i cant toss it out a window all willy nilly! got to cover it with something!) do you have something to cover it up?? Dazai: "I-I don't know?! I-I don't see anything--" -1 minute left- atsushi: !! *covers the bomb with his body* *wince* Dazai: "Idiot!" -0- *Beep Beep Beep...* atsushi:.......................?? huh? im....not dead? *Everyone just stands over Atsushi and stares down at him* atsushi: ??????? Bomber: *wakes up* "Ow...Are we done? I want to go back to work..." atsushi: ?!???? ...im so confused! Kunikida: "Goodness. I knew you were an idiot, but I never thought you were this insane, Brat." Dazai: "That was suicidal..." *sniff, wipes a tear* "So impressive." atsushi: D:> *looks down; he is covered in ink* D8> Bomber: *holding his head* "I think you over-sold it, Kunikida..." Kunikida: "WE'RE NOT PAYING FOR YOUR CLOTHES CLEANING!" schoolgirl: *ahem!* Bomber: "???" atsushi: oh! *unties her* schoolgirl: *HUGS BOMBER* YOU DID GREAT, BIG BRO~! <3 *CRUNCH* Bomber: "GAH! Naomi! My back!" atsushi: wait, im still confused! Kunikida: "It is all Dazai's fault, Brat. Blame him." naomi: hmm? oh, it was all a test, silly~ Dazai: "Consider this your entrance exam, Atsushi." atsushi:....WHAT?! country boy: *claps* congrats! Company Boss: *stands tall, staring intently at Atsushi* atsushi: *stands and salutes* sir! im assuming? OwO;; naomi: he passed the test, mr fukuzawa, sir! Fukuzawa: *intense stare at Atsushi* atsushi: OwO; Fukuzawa: "...Dazai. He is your responsibility." *departs for office* atsushi: so...am i in then? owo; Dazai: "Looks like it! Welcome!" -elsewhere- Relan: "Ouchie..." shinra: *patching him up* you ok? Relan: *nod nod* "I just didn't see that hill during the jog." T_T -elsewhere- Belkia: "HIDE ME! I pissed off the wrong guy this time!" tsubaki: oh dear. Belkia: "SOMEONE DIG A HOLE NOW! I can either hide in it, or it'll be my grave!" *runs into the backyard and starts clawing at the soil* -elsewhere- Spirit: "How are the other students treating you?" -elsewhere- Shotaro: *shaking* setsuna: is everything alright? Shotaro: *nod nod* "Just excited..." setsuna: ah, i see. Shotaro: "Lots of fun this summer! Emine had some ideas he told me about." setsuna: *smiles* Emine: "I'm ready." *holding illegal fireworks* mana: emine no! -elsewhere- Anya: *looking at a photograph* mio: *takes a peek* *The photograph has a tiny baby held by a young woman* mio: is that you? Anya: *nods* "With my nanny." mio: ah. Anya: "...I have not seen her in some time." -elsewhere- Vulcan: *petting a cat* cat: ^w^ lisa:...*smiles* Vulcan: "Still need a name for this one..." -elsewhere- ???: ryunosuke. boss gave us orders to check out the warehouses... Ryunosuke: "Proceed, then..." -at the warehouses- yuuji: are you sure this is a god idea? sachi: i just wanna take a peek! *crawling in through the window* *Inside are boxes stacked to the ceiling* sachi: *looks at her hand* ok, got 30 more minutes on this one. *blade arm* *cuts a hole into a box and checks the contents* *The box contains guns* sachi: cool. *shiny eyes* *A door opens* sachi: ?! *hides inside the box* Ryunosuke: "How many boxes came?" mafia member: about 200 of them, mr akutagawa. Ryunosuke: "Open one of them. I want to inspect." mafia member: *gets the crowbar out and opens one of the boxes* sachi: O-O;; *hearing the noise from a few boxes over* Ryunosuke: "...You are taking too long..." mafia member: well, here they are. ^^; Ryunosuke: *inspects the box...and reaches inside* -just guns in this box- Ryunosuke: *pulls out one gun, checks that it has ammo* "Impressive...But does it work?" mafia member: it should work. Ryunosuke: *aims the gun between two mafia members* mafia member 2: O_O;; woah there! Ryunosuke: *fires* sachi: *ducks* >n< yuuji: ?!?! *The gunfire hits the wall, blasting a hole into it* Ryunosuke: "Hmm...The shot is rather slow." *hands gun to a mafia person* "...Who else is here?" sachi: O-O;;;; *gulps* Ryunosuke: *walks along the boxes, his hand lightly touching along each one...* sachi: *trying not to make a sound* Ryunosuke: "Rashomon..." sachi: ?? Ryunosuke: "Goodbye." sachi: ?!?!?! *trying to crawl away* yuuji: *trying to get in* SACHI?! *SLASH* Ryunsouke: "Die..." sachi: !!! ah-.... -thud- sachi: *screaming in pain* yuuji: !!!!! *trying to find a way in* Ryunsouke: *turns to mafia* "...Dispose of this mess." -gunshots are heard, and soon, they leave- yuuji: sachi?! SACHI?! *he sees something in the dust* sach-......... sachi: *no response, only a battered corpse on the ground* yuuji: .......no... nonononononononono.... *tearing up* sachi! p-please, thi-this has to be some kinda joke, right? RIGHT?!....this is just a nightmare! WAKE UP YOU FUCKER WAKE UP!! *Silence...just empty crates and a hole in the wall* yuuji: .......*he just stays there, just holding her..well...the top half of her anyway* ................. Kurogiri: "...We must leave." yuuji: sa...chi.... Kurogiri: "There is nothing we can do. Please..." yuuji: *he looks up at him, crying and clearly shattered* Kurogiri: "Yuuji..." *clutches his shoulder* yuuji: DONT TOUCH HER! *winces* Kurogiri: "..." Kurogiri: *lifts Yuuji to his feet, as he holds onto Sachi's remains* "Let us depart..." *walks him to the warp* -elsewhere- Medusa: "It'll be okay..." neian: gu! shaula: hey sis. *tosses something at her* happy birthday. Medusa: o_o *catches it while holding Neian* "Watch it..." -a few days later- kurome: daddy? is yuuji sick? Kurogiri: "He...is sad." kurome:...oh. *hugs his leg* yuuji: *in his room* ............... Kurogiri: *pats Kurome's head* "Be kind to Yuuji..." kurome: ok papa. himiko: *watching tv* OwO Dabi: "..." mr compress: it seems miss toga is preoccupied with 'the royal wedding', so to speak. -elsewhere- lord death: TTwTT Yumi: "Death?" lord death: my baby's getting married im so happy! YwY Yumi: ^^; "I know." *holds his hand* "It's...a bit of a shock." lord death: our babies are growing up TTuTT Yumi: "..." *hug* "And look how well they turned out..." -in another room- soul: so, today's the big day, eh? Kid: "Y-Yes..." *nervous laugh* "So exciting...So very exciting..." *his suit is in such disarray that he is...asymmetrical* soul: *smiles and adjusts him* there you go. Kid: "Th-Thank you...Oh, me, I'm so nervous..." soul: it's understandable. *pats his shoulder* you two are gonna be ok, i promise. Kid: *small laugh* "I-I'm going to hold you to that...Thanks." soul: *smiles* -in another room- liz: looking great. stocking: *smiles* thanks mom. felisia: ^^ only the best for my little girl on her big day....of course, you arent so little anymore. Patty: *shiny eyes at Stocking* "Pretty!" stocking: *smiles* thank you. Patty: "Got all you need? The old, blue, and other thing?" stocking: yep. -and so- stocking: *at the alter* Kid: *sweating...but he looks calm in his eyes...he glances at her* stocking: ^^ Jacqueline: *whispers to Kim* "I'm surprise at the choice for officiant for this wedding..." kim:...huh? justin: do you, miss pheles, take this young man as your husband, through sickness and health, good times and bad, till death do you part? stocking: i do. justin: *turns to kid* and do you take this young lady as your wife, through sickness and health, good times and bad, till death do you part? Kid: "I do." *looks at her* "Always." stocking: *tearing up and smiles* justin: you may now seal the union with a kiss. stocking: *smooch* ^////^ Kid: *smooch* Yumi: *wipes away a tear* lord death: *clapping* TTuTT kirika: congrats, you two! Kid: *blushing, laughs, as he leans his forehead to hers* stocking: ^///^ ~<3 -and so, the reception happens- kirika:...so... who wants to bet on how long it is before stocking gets pregnant? Jacqueline: "Um...A year?" Black Star: "Two weeks!" Patty: "Tonight." stocking: >////< you guys, jeez. Kid: o\\\\\o tsubaki: *on the phone* how's everyone doing at home? Higan: "Everyone here's behaving...Almost everyone..." tsubaki: let me guess, belkia? Belkia: *overheard* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF BY JUMPING OFF THIS ROOF!" tsubaki: O_O;; naho: YOU CANT DIE, DUMB DUMB! YOU'RE A VAMPIRE, REMEMBER?! otogiri: *holding him back with her strings* please calm down. we have enough noise complaints as it is. Belkia: "SOMEONE, CHOP OFF MY HEAD! TIGHTEN THOSE STRINGS AROUND MY NECK!" *loud wailing* lavender: jeez, dont sakuya yourself out, bel. Sakuya: *annoyed twitch* naho: sham got rejected too, but you dont see _him_ jumping off the roof....yet. Shamrock: X_T *collapses onto Sakuya in pain* lilac: *confused* lavender: do you want me to call ayami over so you two can bang? Belkia: "...Tell her to bring the outfit..." lavender: alright then. -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *stare* reimi: i bought some daifuku today. Mr. Tsubaki: *sniff sniff* "..." *stomach growls* reimi:....are you alright? Mr. Tsubaki: "H-Hungry..." reimi: here you go then. ^^ Mr. Tsubaki: "Th-Thank you..." *starts eating* "!!!" *shiny eyes* "So tasty!" -elsewhere- Mad!Kid: *clawing at the walls* shaula: i think we broke it....somehow. Mad!Kid: "Her..." pandora: child, your fingernails are beginning to fall off from all your scratching. Mad!Kid: "...Then bring me someone to scratch..." shaula: not it! milia: no way! -elsewhere- Gopher: .w. "Care to dance?" kirika: 7///7 im not exactly a dancer, to be honest. kyouko:.... !!! they have mini croissants?! rin, no matter what i say, stop me when i've had 20. Rin: "Might be hard--I want 50." shiemi: ^^; madoka: ^^; Patty: "Pst...I think Kid prepared for that occasion...and wait 'til you see dessert..." kyouko: .....im dead and have gone to snack heaven. Black Star: ._.; "Maybe Kid should've paid for security guards around the food..." -and so- liz: congrats you two! stocking: *waves* ^^ Kid: *waves* "Be safe getting home." liz: we will. Patty: "Have a good night!" -and so, at the lodge- stocking: mind helping me out of my dress, honey~? Kid: *smiles* "Anything you wish, Mrs. Death..." *stands behind her...* stocking: it unzips in the back. *she smiles* Kid: *passes his hand lightly behind her hair...reaches for the zipper, bringing it down slowly* stocking: *soft sigh as her lingere is exposed* Kid: *light moan* "Stocking...That's beautiful..." stocking: *blushes and strokes his cheek* i love you, kid. Kid: *holds her hand* "I love you, too." stocking: *kisses him as she lays on her back* Kid: *joins her on the bed, unbuttoning his shirt...* stocking: *blush* Kid: *pulls back his shirt, kissing her cheek lightly* stocking: god damn, you're stunning. Kid: *smiles* "You radiate..." *kisses lightly on her neck* stocking: ah~ *shudders* Kid: "Is that okay? Or slower?" stocking: it's nice....i want to enjoy this. Kid: *holds her gently, lightly kisses her lips* stocking: U/////U mmmn~ Kid: *passes his hand along her side...* "So soft..." stocking: *running her fingers through his hair* Kid: *shudder of pleasure* "Stocking...Your fingers are perfect." stocking: *kiss* Kid: *kiss...his hand rests along her hair* -elsewhere- Patty: *collapsed at the table* "Zzz..." liz: *carries her to bed* Yumi: "Need help?" liz: if you want, i wouldnt mind. Yumi: "Okay..." *opens the door, and helps hold Patty up with Liz* "She was really dancing out there tonight." liz: yeah. *smiles* you should have seen tsubaki's face when she caught the bouquet. Yumi: "Ha ha...I'm sure. Can imagine what she felt--and what all those other people felt battling for it..." liz: yeah, marie really slugged that one person, haha! Yumi: "I already had a lovely gift basket sent to that person...Hope they don't hold a grudge." liz: no kidding, haha.... *ahem* my own wedding's just around the corner. i think im ready. *smiles* Yumi: *smiles* "Yes, you are." *pat pat* "Cold feet after this wedding?" -elsewhere- Black Star: "We're home!" otogiri: thank goodness. naho: dont go into belkia's room, he's....busy. >->; Black Star: "...Gross." tsubaki: ^^; other than that, how's everyone doing? naho: pretty tired. Sakuya: "Babysitting Belkia's feelings has been a pain." Higan: *calm* "Just need the experience." tsubaki: ah. Shamrock: *drinking scotch* tsubaki: is shamrock- lavender: coping. tsubaki:...^^; i see. Shamrock: "I j-just want to know...When you look at those funny cat videos...Why is everyone so happy in them?!" *small sob* lavender:...eh, he's fine.....mostly. Shamrock: *whimper whimper* "I want a cute kitten in a hat...but then the horrible daddy cat knocks the hat off his little kitten head!" tsubaki: *gives him some water* here. Shamrock: "Th-Thank you..." *sip sip* Sakuya: *rubs the back of his neck* himawari:...*hug* Shamrock: "..." *pat pat* -elsewhere- Jacqueline: *rubbing her foot* "Ow..." kim: i got some ice. Jacqueline: "Thanks...I over-did it on the dance floor." =\\\\= "Embarrassing." kim: still, it was a fun night. Jacqueline: "Yeah...You seemed popular." kim: oh? Jacqueline: "Lots of people wanting to dance with you...Ox trying to beat them off with a stick." kim: i was wondering what that was about. Jacqueline: *small laugh* "Can you blame them?" kim: well, i did look hella great tonight. Jacqueline: ^\\\^ "Gorgeous." kim: aw. -elsewhere- ox: seems my hair is growing back finally. TTwTT Harvar: "??? You going for a haircut, or letting it grow out?" ox: i think im gonna grow it out. *pouts* i dont know why i agreed to that bet all those years ago. TT-TT Harvar: "Just don't go for a rat-tail, okay?" ox: why would i even do that? o-o; Harvar: "You are the one who took a bet that gave you that haircut..." ox: TT_TT why did they choose to make me look like that rodigy guy? Harvar: "Dude, I've seen their Twitter accounts: you'd be amazed how they worship some fascistic freak with a lot of marital problems." -elsewhere- Spirit: *smiles* "Really good time..." sachiko: glad to hear that. *she smiles* Spirit: "...You, um...ever think..." sachiko: hmm? Spirit: "...About...marriage?" sachiko: .////. well, its been a while since i've thought about it. -elsewhere- Yohei: "It's okay..." *pat pat* chie: T-T stupid cramps. Yohei: "More heat?" chie: *nods* Yohei: *lays the hot water bottle along her* "Anything to eat?" -elsewhere- Relan: *flips through phone* "Look at her wedding dress..." shinra: fancy. iris: how pretty. Relan: *nods* "Amazed they got photos online that quickly." shinra: yeah. -morning- Kid: "Mmm~" stocking: U/////U ~<3 Kid: "How do you feel...darling?" stocking: great~ *smooooch* Kid: *smooch, soft hug* "That was...so full of love last night." stocking: hehe. *she hugged him back* im glad. god, i love you so much. Kid: "I love you...forever." stocking: ^^ *smooch* Kid: *sighs into the kiss, holding her* "How shall we begin Day 1?" *traces a finger along her shoulder* stocking: maybe some ballroom dancing~? Kid: *smiles broadly* "Oh, yes!" stocking: *smiles and puts the CD in* shall we~? Kid: "Yes..." *takes her hand* stocking: *holding his hand and dancing with him* Kid: *a turn around the room, as he dances with her...he is fluid in his movements, smiling* stocking: *smiles lovingly as she leans her head against his shoulder* Kid: *cannot stop smiling, as he supports her in their dance, leading her* -elsewhere- Belkia: *yawn* ayami: zzzzz.... Belkia: *looks around them* "...Lots of cupcake wrappers..." ayami: *still asleep* Belkia: *shake shake* ayami: mmn? *yawns* is it morning already? Belkia: "Or early afternoon..." *checks clock* -it's 11:25- Belkia: "About 11:30 in the morning." ayami: ah. *streeeetch* *rubs eyes* Belkia: "Sleep okay?" ayami: *nods* Belkia: "What you in the mood for?" *tosses away a candy wrapper* "I'm kind of sugared-out..." -elsewhere- Patty: *covering her mouth* "I don't feel good..." liz: *concerned* Patty: "All that food at the wedding..." liz: yeah. -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *pats his full belly* -w- -elsewhere- Tanizaki: "Don't tell me you're still holding a grudge? I had a role to play..." atsushi: im not, though im still not happy about being power washed down. i dont know where the ink ends and the bruises begin. TT_TT Dazai: "How would you rate the fatality of the ink-bomb? On a scale of one to death?" atsushi: well, im not dead, physically. waitress: here's your orders everyone. naomi: *nom* yummy~! atsushi: thank you ma'am. Dazai: *takes the waitress's hand* "Amazing service--thank you, fair maiden." waitress: um, no problem. ^^; Dazai: "After this meal, I would like to reward you with an invitation to a joint suicide..." waitress: O_O;;; um... atsushi: O____O;;; Kunikida: *punches Dazai's head, knocking him down* "My apologies, ma'am." waitress: ^^; atsushi: *sweatdrop* [thinking: i've been here at least close to a week and i've notices this happens frequently. why is he like this?] Dazai: "Let's play a game, Atsushi! Guess what everyone did before they came to the agency?" atsushi: oh. um...naomi was a student? naomi: you guessed it~ Dazai: "Because the schoolgirl outfit...How about Tanizaki?" atsushi: um...college student? Tanizaki: ^^; "Yep..." Dazai: "Now, try out Kunikida--" Kunikida: "Don't." atsushi: a reporter? Kunikida: *annoyed twitch* Dazai: "Nope! Teacher!" atsushi: i guess that makes sense. Kunikida: *adjusts his glasses* "That was in the past. I don't want to remember it." atsushi:..oh.. Tanizaki: "Good luck figuring out Dazai's previous work..." atsushi: im guessing he was a police officer? Dazai: *holds up his arms in a cross* "Nope!" Tanizaki: "Too bad. There's a prize if you can guess his job..." atsushi: reporter? Dazai: "Nah-uh." Dazai: "Try a bit harder--the prize is $6,000." atsushi: male model? Dazai: "Ah, thank you! But no." atsushi: salaryman? Dazai: "Sorry." atsushi: prison warden? Dazai: "No--but I still got the cuffs." *winks at waitress* waitress:....... *creeped out look* atsushi: bounty hunter? Dazai: "No. Of course, that's kinda like what we're doing now..." Tanizaki: "...He's just guessing at random?" Kunikida: "He was probably jobless, maybe even homeless--" Dazai: *serious face* "I don't lie about my work." atsushi: *finger point* ace attorney! -silence- Dazai: "...Do I _look_ like a lawyer?" atsushi: um.... ok, im just guessing randomly. -OBJECTION!- atsushi: ?? patron: sorry, that was my phone. atsushi:.... -elsewhere- Kid: "You're excellent on your feet..." stocking: hehe, thank you~ Kid: "Feel okay? Need to sit?" stocking: sure. i am kinda hungry. Kid: *smiles* "Then I think you'll like what I ordered..." *there is a covered tray on the table* stocking: oh~ *shiny eyes* Kid: "Evidently, it's the lodge's special desserts, ones they had not served last time we were here..." *Inside are ruby roman grape crepes, chocolate truffles, and cherry chocolate cupcakes* stocking: *drooling* aw, you were holding out on me last time. how meeeean. i'll just have to punish you~<3 *wink* Kid: *small smirk* "I suppose I'll have to let you..." *offers a crepe to her* stocking: *nom* mmmmmm~!<3 Kid: *takes a bite from the other end of the crepe* stocking: *pulls back and kisses him* Kid: "!!!" *small pleased moan, as he kisses her* -elsewhere- ochako: *taking notes* Iida: *raises his hand really high* "Could you repeat that last part, please?!" denki: *whistling as he heads back from a bathroom break*... ?? WOAH GUYS! THERE'S A VILLAIN OUT FRONT! Izuku: "?!!! Oh no..." *get up to head into the hallway* yuuji: ..... UA! SEND OUT YOUR STRONGEST! COME HIT ME WITH ALL YOU HAVE!! Iida: "A direct attack? In the open? He's either very powerful or very foolish. Either way, that is dangerous." momo: *has binoculars*...he's...shaking. Izuku: "...What is going on with him? He looks stressed..." Bakugo: "Then let's knock him out!" teacher: you kids just wait here. we dont know what this villain is capable of. so just wait it out for now. Aizawa: *nods* "This should go quickly..." yuuji: I'M WAITING! COME ON! *tears falling* Aizawa: "...Jeez, kid..." yuuji: you're eraserhead, right? heh..a disabling quirk wont do me any good. Aizawa: "No kidding...So just stop right now and surrender." yuuji: *laughing* i surrendered long ago! now come on and send someone out here to take me down! Aizawa: "...You have a death wish or something?" yuuji: yeah, what of it? Aizawa: "Who are you?" yuuji: just some bloke who lost his way in life. Aizawa: "Hardly an excuse to just let yourself die." yuuji: why the hell not? i have no family, and the only person who kept me going in life is dead and gone. unlike my old man, i dont have the guts to up and off myself. so why not let a hero do it? that's how the food chain is right? the hero always wins? Aizawa: "..." *turns off his quirk* "A hero is not a murderer, not without justification. There is no justice here." *turns around* "Leave. You're disrupting class." yuuji: heh, no point in me going back now. i've got nothing left for me. Aizawa: "...Do you have lungs?" yuuji: yeah? what's your point? Aizawa: "Then you can breathe...and send that life-giving air to your limbs to keep moving. Keep going. 'Nothing left'? You're a fool. If you can't go back, then go somewhere else, somewhere where you can do something useful, if not for yourself, then for someone else...Maybe for someone you lost." yuuji:...*tearing up and shaking* sachiiii..... ochako: ...... denki: damn... eijiro: Q~Q Izuku: "Oh, no..." Aizawa: "...Students. Lead him inside." yuuji: are you going to interrogate me then? Aizawa: "Standard debriefing..." -inside- yuuji:.... Nedzu: *kicks open the door* "Hello!" yuuji: ..... Nedzu: "...You are not surprised by my adorable furry appearance?" yuuji: .......c-can we just get this over with? Nedzu: "Get what over with?" yuuji: this whole interrogation, that's why i was brought in here, right? Nedzu: *climbs up to the chair* "More or less. Or perhaps this is an interview..." yuuji: alright then, what all do you need to know? Nedzu: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" yuuji: i have no fucking idea. i never put any thought into it. Nedzu: *writes something down* "What would you say is your best strength?" yuuji: well, i guess im a decent enough listener? Nedzu: *writes* "And tell me about a time when you face a challenge and how you solved it?" -later- Nedzu: *holds up his name-badge* "Welcome!" yuuji: .... *stares at it; Yuuji Bioeni, General Dept, 1st year* Nedzu: "We'll start you slowly. Let you get oriented. And here's your mentor!" -elsewhere- Patty: *lying in bed, pouting* liz: feeling any better? Patty: "Yeah...Just pissy. I didn't want to get that sick after the wedding." liz: aww. -a few days later- stocking: we're home~! Kid: *he's carrying her across the threshold* "Hello." stocking: hehe~ liz: welcome home mr and mrs death! Kid: *smiles* "Happy to be home." Patty: *wave wave* kirika: 'sup. stocking: ^^ Kid: *sets Stocking down* "We brought back a few items..." kirika: oh? liz: neat. Kid: *holds up a sweater* liz: oh! Kid: *hands Kirika a game* kirika: thanks. Patty: "What'd you bring me?!" *reaches into Kid and Stocking's suitcases* stocking: *hands her a teddy bear* ta-dah~! Patty: "D'aaaaaaw!" *hugs the bear* "Cute little wintery hat on them!" stocking: ^^ shiori: kid! kid! Kid: "Shiori!" *picks her up* "Did you miss us?" shiori: *hug* >u< Kid: "Aw, we missed you too." *hug* Yumi: *smiles* "Welcome home." lord death: *HUG* stocking: i guess i can start calling you guys mom and dad now, huh? ^^; Yumi: "I don't see why not." -elsewhere- Anya: *looking at magazines at a convenience store* "Hmm..." tsugumi: see anything interesting? Anya: *points* "Are people really this fascinated with gossip about people they never met?" *the magazine features tabloid pictures of celebrities* worker: you'd be amazed. *checking phone* heh this meme again. 'the rumor come out; does licht todoroki is gay?'. Anya: *annoyed twitch* "I...doubt he is..." *looks down at the magazine and--* .\\\\. tsugumi: *peeeek* *The tabloid has a spread of Anya walking around town* ao: oh my, seems you're famous~ -elsewhere- Lawless: "Ha ha ha ha ha!" licht: what? Lawless: "They think you're dating a guy!" licht: *twitch* well if i am, that's none of their business. i get the feeling you are responsible for this. Lawless: "And is that so bad?" *smiles* licht: then you confess to being the mastermind? Lawless: "I CONFESS NOTHING! It's just serendipity." licht: *cold glaaaaare* Lawless: "Oh, please. Would it be that bad?" *taps a finger on his shoulder* "You and me..." licht:.......... -licht kicked him into the ceiling- kranz: for the love of, licht that's the 8th time this month! Lawless: *his head is poking up through the ceiling into the floor above* "Owie..." julian: *in the shower, screaming* KYAAAA!!! Lawless: "...Oh, hey, Jules. What's up?" -elsewhere- Vulcan: *playing Splatoon* lisa:...*sweats* -elsewhere- Hibana: "Now, I just need a guinea pig..." -elsewhere- Relan: *sips tea* =w= iris: how is it? Relan: "Delicious. And you brewed this with your own garden plants?" iris: *she nods* shinra: it's really good, thanks iris. Relan: "...This is really calming." *leans back into the couch* -elsewhere- Stein: "How're you holding up?" marie: doing well, christa's going to be turning 2 in a few days! Stein: *smiles* "Bet she's excited..." marie: ^^ Stein: "I'll have to get her something good...Does she like animals?" -elsewhere- Shamrock: *holding ice to his head* himawari: *worried* Shamrock: "Alcohol, you harsh master..." lavender:...*cough*....im not saying anything. Higan: "I'm telling you: protein and coffee. That's what you need." *drops a bag of fast food and a cup of coffee* "Eat that burger." -elsewhere- Kepuri: *looking through the garden* "Hmmm...Where are they...?" mana: where's what? Kepuri: "I had planted a species that attracts ladybugs, but I don't see them in this garden yet..." mana: cool. Kepuri: "Yes, I was going to examine one for a new robotic model and--!!! There they are!" *points to a leaf* mana: *looks* Ladybug: *crawling along the leaf* Kepuri: "They're like aphid vacuums, so they should make for a new robotic design..." *taking notes* -elsewhere- justin: *dusting off some picture frames* -the photo is of a much younger justin, with one of the church's sisters- Spirit: "That's you?" justin: *he nods* yeah. i was bit of a crybaby back then, it's almost embarrassing to remember. ^^; marie: DAWWW YOU LOOKED SO CUTE!! Spirit: "You've grown out of any 'crybaby' phase, though." justin: *he nods* i suppose i have. i sort of had to. Spirit: "...You okay?" justin: hmm? of course, why wouldnt i be? ^^ Spirit: "..." *pat pat* "We're here for you." justin:...thank you. -elsewhere- Kid: "It's good being home..." stocking: yeah~ *she nuzzled against him* Kid: *kiss on her forehead* "I am so happy we married." stocking: im happy too~ *smoooooch* ~<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 Kid: "Mmm~" *hugs* "I will love you forever." stocking: and i'll always love you too. Kid: *smiles* "...I always wanted this...I never thought it would happen..." stocking: *she blushes and presses her forehead against his* Kid: *does likewise* "A future is ahead of us..." stocking: and before you know it...*rubs her stomach* babies... ^^ Kid: *smiles* "Yes..." *rests a hand over her stomach* "We have to discuss when..." -elsewhere- heibito: *exploring the facility* mikan: *not far behind* Asura: "...See it?" heibito: *peeeeek* -several people in robes and masks come to see him- Asura: "...They have arrived." noriko: our young lord has graced us with his presense! -people cheering- heibito: ??? Asura: "They are happy to see you..." *picks up Heibito* *speaks to Noriko* "What update?" noriko: we have recruited a few new members. unwanted by the general public. Asura: "Good...Introduce me?" -elsewhere- Arthur: *chopping vegetables* -elsewhere- Mad!Kid: "My angel needs cake…” shaula: here you go. *hands him a human liver* Mad!Kid: "...Where is the candle in the cake?" shaula: oh right. *lights a twig on fire and sticks it into the liver* Mad!Kid: *nods* "Thank you...Now I will make my wish..." *blows out the candle* -elsewhere- Victor: *looking around the room...* -elsewhere- Gopher: *holds up an amiibo* "For you..." kirika: cool, thanks. *smiles* -elsewhere- atsushi: *decorating his apartment. not much in it, but it's a start* *Knock knock* atsushi: yes? *goes to check through the peep hole* Dazai: *his eyeball is right up against the peep hole* atsushi: GAH! *almost falls over* i just about died! Dazai: "D'aw, lucky..." *enters, looks around* "Nice digs." atsushi: thanks. i used part of my last paycheck to get a trashcan. Dazai: *stares at the trash can* "...Neat." *looks into it* atsushi:....!! professional dumpster diver! Dazai: *head all the way into the trash can* "Nope!" *tips forward and falls into the trash* atsushi: o-o; Dazai: "If I eat this expired food, will it kill me?" atsushi: ew.....*phone rings* hello? Kunikida: "Brat. Is Dazai with you?" atsushi: yes, and he's rummaging through my garbage. Kunikida: "...Well, he is trash." Dazai: "RUDE!" Kunikida: "Bring him to the cafe, as we have a mission..." atsushi: right away! -and so- Kunikida: "Ma'am, please explain to them..." blonde woman: yes, you see- Dazai: *takes her hand* "As bold as a water lily, as sweet as a princess." blonde woman:...i-i beg your pardon? ._.; Dazai: "Would you like to commit a lovers' suicide pact?" blonde woman:.... O_O;;; um... Kunikida: *punch* *looks at the woman* "Sorry. Please forget what he said." *pulls Dazai into another room* Tanizaki: "...So, I'll take over. Ma'am, please explain...” blonde woman: *ahem* yes. you see, some shady folks have taken up residence behind our company's building. Tanizaki: ("She carried on as if Dazai didn't faze her...") " 'Shady'? How so? What did they look like?" blonde woman: well, they dressed in rags and kept to the shadows. and they speak in a language i dont quite understand. Kunikida: *emerges from the room* "Therefore, a smuggler. Someone we always encounter..." blonde woman: unfortunatly, we have no proof that they're criminals. thats why i came to you. Kunikida: *stares at Atsushi* "You're going." atsushi: m-me?! Kunikida: "You are just there to keep guard. After all, smuggler tend to run away. This is your perfect mission. And bring along Tanizaki." atsushi: um.. naomi: im going too~! Tanizaki: ^^; atsushi: ^^; Kunikia: *approaches Atsushi* "Hey, brat. I'm sorry about your sad, unfortunate, short life--but I have some advice." *shows a photograph* "Avoid this one..." atsushi: *looks* -it is a photo of a man in black- atsushi: who is he? Kunikida: "Akutagawa, the Dog of the Port Mafia. His ability is too powerful..." atsushi:...*gulp* -elsewhere- lord death: *HUG* hello hello yumi honey~!<3 Yumi: "Unf!" .\\\. "Well, hello there." *smooch* lord death: U////U~<3 -elsewhere- pearl:....!!! *watching a news report of an explosive that destroyed a guard station in port district* Karim: "Are we being called to that attack?" -elsewhere- atsushi: *walking stiffly* Tanizaki: "Relax...With me here, you'll be safe." naomi: and with my big bro's ability, we'll do great~!<3 kotone: *stares*...brother...they're....like us.. *hugs gopher's arm* Gopher: .^.;; "What is with these dopplegangers...?" atsushi: *sweatdrop* (thinking: she's really shameless, what does she think this is, alabama?) blonde woman: we're here. Tanizaki: *looks around* "I feel something...but I don't see any smugglers. And if smugglers were to use this spot, they would have an escape route...and I don't see...one..." blonde woman: exactly. *pulls out a gun* Tanizaki: *frozen* "..." -BANG- -elsewhere- Dazai: *bolts up with headphones on* "!!!" kirako: *secretary* mr dazai?....?? where did he go? *The window is open* kirako: !!! *looks out the window...no one there but passing pedestrians.* oh...oh dear... -back in the alley- Tanizaki: *stunned...blood is on his shirt* naomi: *standing in front of him, shirt soaked with blood and shaking* are you....ok...big...b-broth..er... *collapses* atsushi: *wide eyed horror* Tanizaki: *finally awakened* "N-Naomi!" *holding onto her* "Stay with me!" -gun click- blonde woman: give it up, its obvious you're a lover rather than a fighter. you'll see her soon. Tanizaki: "..." *glares, as he picks up Naomi* "How dare some lowly mafioso attack her..." *he starts to shine* blonde woman: ??... ?? snow? in the middle of june? atsushi: *still in stunned silence* Tanizaki: "Atsushi...Get away from here....This bitch is mine." blonde woman: *shooting* *The bullets pass through Tanizaki...who dissolves* blonde woman: ??!! Tanizaki: *disembodied voice* "My Light Snow turns everything into a smokescreen..." blonde woman: then i'll have to shoot in every direction!! -ratatatatatatata- Tanizaki: "Big mistake..." blonde woman: !!!! Tanizaki: *strangling her, his arms appearing through the smokescreen* *furious face, saying nothing* blonde woman: *choking* Tanizaki: "..." -shrk- atsushi: .....!!!! Tanizaki: *gasps...collapses, revealing an armed man behind him* atsushi:.... !!!!!!! *trembling* (thinking: oh shit.) ???: *cough cough* atsushi: *backing away* blonde woman: ryunosuke, you need to take it easy, let me handle thi- Akutagawa: *holds up his hand* "...This one...He fears death..." atsushi: y-you're... Akutagawa: "Death..." atsushi: *trying to back away* Akutagawa: "...is attracted to death...It is a pleasure to meet you. I am Akutagawa..." atsushi: p-please, i dont want to die! Akutagawa: "Please...I have my orders: to bring you in alive, Man-Tiger." atsushi: ?? me? Akutagawa: "You were our target all along...These others, lying dead? You could say they died because of you." atsushi: ....*trembling* Akutagawa: "Your life brings death wherever you go..." *shadows swirl around him* atsushi: *teary eyed* Akutagawa: "Rashamon...Resist, and you will be devoured..." atsushi:....*glances over at tanizaki...he's still breathing*......*grabs a lead pipe and rushes forwards* Akutagawa: "Dying for justice...You're in the wrong story, child..." *SLASH* -slide- atsushi: *grabs a whole of the blonde woman's gun and shoots*......!!! Akutagawa: "URK!" *collapses* blonde woman: RYUNOSUKE!! atsushi: did i...did i-... *sees the bullets on the ground*... O_O Akutagawa: "..." *lifts his head, turns around* *GLARE* atsushi:..... !!!!!! h-how...- Akutagawa: "Good effort...but fruitless." atsushi: (thinking: not even a scratch on him...I CALL HAX!) Akutagawa: "My ability consumes anything, even space itself, like that between the bullet and the barrel..." atsushi:....well im darn right fucked now, arent i? Akutagawa: "I told you what would happen...My beast is starving..." atsushi:......um....phrasing? *CHOMP* atsushi: *looks down at missing leg*..... *SCREAMS OF PAIN* Akutagawa: "I will bring you back, even if it is piece by piece..." atsushi: (thinking: am i going to die here?.....i cant die...i just...finally started to live!) blonde woman:...!!! on the wall! Akutgawa: "?!" tiger!atsushi: *growling* Akutagawa: "Rashamon--" *slash* tiger!atsushi: *cut in half, but heals* Akutagawa: "!!! Impressive...Almost instant regeneration and healing." blonde woman: ryunosuke, this is getting too dangerous, we need to- *SLAP* blonde woman: !!!! *teary eyed* -INSTANT KARMA TIGER TACKLE!- Akutagawa: "!!!" *desperately summoning shields, forming them into a spider-web* tiger!atsushi: *charges at him* Akutagawa: "Back! I will devour you!" tiger!atsushi: *vanishes?* Akutagawa: "???" atsushi: *charges at him* HAAAA!!!! *tiger fist* *DOUBLE-BLOCK* atsushi: ?? Akutagawa: "?!" Dazai: "Now, now--that's enough of that." atsushi: dazai?! blonde woman: you! Dazai: *gasp* "Ma'am! I can't believe you were deceiving us--" *removes two-way radio from his pocket* "Nah, I'm totally kidding, Beautiful: I knew what you were up to. Check your back pocket." blonde woman:... O_O you smug son of a bitch. Dazai: *holds up his hand--and imitates squeezing* :3 blonde woman:....um...im not sure i follow. Dazai: "Booty squeeze." blonde woman:.... -SLAP- Dazai: "...So, no suicide pact? Oh well. I'll need to get Atsushi here to help me carry the others back home--" blonde woman: *holds up gun* where do you think _you're_ going?! Akutagawa: "Higuchi, stop." higuchi: ?? (thinking: if you werent my superior i would straight up slap you into next week.) Akutagawa: "Dazai...We will let you go. But we will claim the Man-Tiger...collect the bounty on its head...and take over this criminal underworld..." atsushi: um...im still here you know....wait, you two know each other? Dazai: *smiles at Akutagawa* "Glad you got goals, Akutagawa! But you can't collect Atsushi's booty. The money on his head, I mean." atsushi: um... O-O; i would like to go home now. and also tanizaki and naomi need medical! Akutagawa: "Yes, depart. Because when I call your agency again, Dazai, I am claiming the Tiger." Dazai: *smiles calmly at Akutagawa, as he picks up Naomi* "A war, huh? Well..." *serious eyes, as his calm smile persists* "Give us your best shot." atsushi: *helping up tanizaki, sweating* Akutagawa: "...Higuchi. We leave." higuchi: what about them? Akutagawa: "Patient. We will have them soon enough." higuchi:...that man dazai...you know him? Akutagawa: "..." *walks away* higuchi:....*calls someone* hey rain, we're coming back. get me a coffee, kilimanjaro, long day. atsushi:...dazai, you know that guy? Dazai: "..." *smiles and closes his eyes at Atsushi* "Good work out there. I'll treat you to dinner." atsushi: NAOMI AND TANIZAKI NEED MEDICAL TREATMENT FIRST! -elsewhere- Izuku: *looking around* "No sign of who did this..." ochako: jeez... sancha: sorry kids, this is a restricted area, move along. Izuku: "We're with UA. We just wanted to know what happened..." -elsewhere- Yumi: *sigh* "Feel better?" lord death: much~ =w= Yumi: *cuddle* "Agreed..." *small kiss* "Thank you...for everything." -elsewhere- Shamrock: *sitting alone at a table* "..." himawari:....are you....alright? Shamrock: *tries to put on a smile* "Y-Yes?" himawari:....*hug* Shamrock: "..." *hugs back* "Thanks..." -elsewhere- gin: ....... Tachihara: "...The hell?" gin: ?? rain: i brought your orders everyone...and i burnt my hands...again. TT-TT Tachihara: "...You got the worst luck." rain: it's not my fault that my ability makes me absorb misfortune! >n< Tachihara: "Not your fault--just your genes." *pulls the order from Rain* rain: TT~TT *turns and slips...and tears her skirt* nooo i just bought that one! gin: *facepalm* Tachihara: *stares* hirotsu:...*chop* dont stare like a lech. -_-; Tachihara: "Ow!" *glares at Hirotsu* "Just tell us what we're doing..." -elsewhere- Wes: "Ready?" liz: just about. *smiles* Wes: *smiles back* "Cool...Need help?" -elsewhere- Black Star: "Any other groceries to pick up?" -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: *in a much more conservative outfit* fang-hua:...? hinata: who the hell are you and what did you do to tsuki-nee? Tsukiyo: *angry twitch* "I just thought I'd try a different outfit. I can change..." fang-hua: it looks nice. *she smiles* Tsukiyo: *smiles* "Thank you. I picked it out to try out today. You look nice as well, Fang." -elsewhere- Sakuya: *putting his feet into the kiddie pool* lilac: *just chillin* Sakuya: "Still pretty warm out..." *sips cold drink* "Wonder how cold winter will get." -elsewhere- Assi: *without his glasses* mono: hey, we're out of milk.....um...hi? Assi: *squints* "Mono? Sorry...Can't see too well." mono: ...oh! h-heres your dumb a-frames... *hands him his glasses, blushing slightly.* Assi: *takes them, puts them on, blinks, smiles* "Oh, there's your face!" mono: y-yeah... 7///7; Assi: "Oh, by the way, I did put milk on the grocery list and was just heading out." mono: w-whatever! d-dummy! *runs to her room* Assi: "??? Maybe I should get add cookies to the list: they go great with milk." -elsewhere- Gopher: *holds up finger puppets* kotone: *shiny eyes* inori: oh? Gopher: *puts on a sheep puppet, wiggles his finger, talks in a goofy voice* "Hello, there!" kotone: ah. Gopher: "Will you be my friend?" kotone: *huuuug* Gopher: .\\\\. *pat pat* -elsewhere- Medusa: "You've had enough." shaula: yew shuttha fug up, betch! itz yer fault mama didnt phey enough attenshun t'meh! Medusa: -_-;;; *picks up an empty wine bottle* beatrice: i'll get her to bed. shaula: beeea you kinky lil-*hic* hehehe... Medusa: "Please do so: some of us need sleep." neian: *yawn* Medusa: "It's okay, you'll get some sleep..." -a few days later- Wes: *sweating a bit* soul: hey, you're gonna do great. Wes: I-I just keep worrying I'm going to be a massive screwup..." soul: just deep breaths. you got this bro. Wes: "..." *hug* -and so, lord death walked liz down the aisle- Wes: *smiling* Patty: *wiping away tears* -the wedding went swimmingly, and liz tango dip kissed wes- Wes: .\\\\. *kiss* lord death: TTuTT *claps* stocking: congrats you two! soul: yeah! alright! Kid: *claps* soul: *glances over at his family members* Mr. Evans: *looking worse for wear* soul:....*looks away* Mr. Evans: "..." *stares at the floor* -at the reception- marie: ok, im definatly gonna catch the bouquet this time! *determination!* Yumi: "Of course..." *steps back* -bouquet toss- marie: *desperately tries to grab it and it goes to....* Anya: *caught* .\\\\\\\.;;; marie: Q~X whyyyyy? lavender: forever alone and an eyepatch..hey sham! Shamrock: *glaaaaaaare* lavender: go make friends, dude. Shamrock: *grumbles, stands, walks around* -elsewhere- naomi: Q~Q *she just got 'fixed up' by yosano* Tanizaki: Q________Q atsushi:... owo; (thinking: what did the nurse even DO to them?!) Kunikida: "How are you, Brat?" atsushi: confused and concerned. Kunikida: "I can imagine. A seven-million-dollar bounty on your head tends to produce such feelings." atsushi: ...........*whimpering* Kunikida: *looks away, reading his book* "Stop that whimpering. The Mafia will resort to all nefarious means in their attempt to capture you. If you waver, you will lose. Even professionals are killed should they waver. That's what my master taught me..." atsushi: ....*looks over....his book is upside down* um....you're book is upside down. Kunikida: o_o *turns the book right-side up, not looking away from Atsushi as he does so* "...I AM NOT WAVERING! DO I LOOK LIKE I WOULD WAVER BECAUSE OF THE MAFIA?! IF THEY ATTACKED US RIGHT NOW, I WOULD DESTROY THEM ALL!" *starts play-fighting* "I'D STRIKE AT THE FACE, KICK TO THE SHINS, KNOCK HIM OUT WITH ONE PUNCH!" atsushi: O-O;;; ... Q-Q;;;; Kunikida: *stops gesticulating, puts back on his glasses* "You brought this onto us, Brat. You figure out how to solve our problem." *starts to leave* atsushi:....*he just sat there, trying not to cry.* -elsewhere- rain: i found their location. *hands gin, hirotsu, and tachihara a piece of paper with an address on it* Tachihara: "Hee hee...Just go in there and kill some people." hirotsu: an excellent job, miss rain. gin:...*nods* Tachihara: "So what're we waiting for?! Let's go!" rain: *watches them leave and smirks* -and so- Tachihara: *looking at address* "Wonder why they'd be here?" mafioso: *heads in guns out*...wait a second..i think this might be a regular office building. -CLUNK- secretary: *SCREAMING* Tachihara: "...Huh. They disguised this place like an office building." gin:.... O-O; Tachihara: "..." *picks up a water cooler* hirotsu: shall i? -elsewhere- Relan: "All these explosions..." shinra: *hugs him*.... iris: *holds his hand* Relan: "S-Sorry...Just wondering what is being done." -elsewhere- Yumi: *points on map* "Here, here, and there." nygus: hmmm. Yumi: "What did these spots have in common provoking such attacks?" dwma agent: maybe it's just random terrorist attacks? but who could be doing it? kishin worshipers? Yumi: "Or someone with explosive abilities? Quirks? Dokeshi?" agent 2: who knows. we're still looking into it. it could be a rogue flame human like that joker fella... Yumi: *nods* "Contact Fire Brigades as well: they may have found evidence when responding to explosions." agent 2: right. -days later- Kunikida: "??? Brat..." atsushi: yes sir? also i do have a name. Kunikida: *shoves a stack of books at him* "File these. You've given us enough work..." atsushi: um, right. *sweatdrop* Kunikida: "And go check on our resident medic." atsushi: *nods* ok then. Kunikida: "Just...don't follow her into any locked rooms." atsushi: um....ok... o-o; Yosano: *spots Atsushi* "...You got a paper cut?" atsushi: no, im fine, plus the whole 'healing' thing. Yosano: "...Yes...I suppose...You got your leg cut, yes?" atsushi: i did, but it grew back, see? Yosano: "...Have to be sure--" *pulls up his pant leg* -yep, his leg is right there.- atsushi: this feels awkward! Yosano: ("No scar...This is less regeneration and more reversion.") "Oh, pooh." *rubs a finger along his leg, trying to find the scar* "I wanted to treat you." atsushi: *SCREAM* STRANGER DANGER DO NOT WANT! -chop- kirako: please dont harrass the poor boy. Yosano: *rubs her head* "I am a scientist: have to be thorough..." -elsewhere- Wes: "How's that?" liz: it looks great. *she smiles* Wes: *smiles* "I hoped you would like it. Want to sit for a bit?" liz: why of course...honey~ *hug* Wes: *blushes* "Sweetie." liz: *smooch* Wes: *smooch, holds her* "Mmm." -elsewhere- Higan: "My art..." lavender: looks amazing. otogiri: *covering lilac's eyes* naho: O____O;; tsubaki: ^^; -phone rings- tsubaki: ?? *answers* yes? misono: hey, it's me again. we have an incident. we've gotten reports of a stray subclass attacking a shopping plaza in belmont district. tsubaki: !!! we're on our way then. Higan: "???" tsubaki: we got called to a mission. higan, you and otogiri are in charge until we get back. otogiri: understood. Sakuya: "Where you going?" tsubaki: belmont district. i think we found a lost subclass. lets just hope we can talk to them before C3 does... Sakuya: *nods* "Lead the way..." tsubaki: it'll be dangerous. Higan: "Maybe I should go." tsubaki:...good plan. *looks at black*star* lets go. lavender: hey, get back safely, all of you, ok? Black Star: "Jeez..." misono: *looking at a layout of the plaza* alright, we've determined the stray's location someplace in the food court area, most of the civilians escaped, but there are a few hostages. mahiru: ... Sakuya: "Need a distraction..." mahiru: !!! sakuya! w-when did you- tsubaki: sakuya?! Sakuya: "...What? I thought I would go along." mahiru: we got your back. *pats sakuya's shoulder* Sakuya: "Thanks..." *stares at the stray from afar* ("Do I know them...?") -the stray is unfamiliar, but it is one of mr tsubaki's subclass- Sakuya: "...You...Who are you?" Stray: *growl* tsubaki: it's alright, we dont want to hurt you. Stray: *stares at Tsubaki* "..." tsubaki: *smiles* we can help you, if you'll let us. Stray: "..." *approaches* tsubaki: see? it's ok. *extends a hand* Stray: "..." *holds out a hand...* tsubaki: there you go- -SHRK- tsubaki: !!! Tsurugi: "Hee hee...Sorry. Would've been here sooner." yumikage: dammit tsurugi, now's not the time for dawdling! tsubaki: ?! yumikage: *looks at the stray* so you're the one causing trouble...hey nakatsukasa, no hard feelings, but we got this one...tsurugi, you know what to do! mahiru: !!! kuro...those are- Tsurugi: "Roger!" *starts to run forward* Kuro: "!!!" misono: C3's mad dog trio...shinoa told me about them. yumikage: dont flatter yourself sloth, we're here for the stray. Kuro: "...Mahiru...What are you going to do?" Higan: "The stray comes with us. You, go home." tsubaki: please, we dont want any trouble! stray: tsubaki.....where is he?! tsubaki:..... stray: tch-...if you wont answer me, then i'll just drain you dry! *lunges at her* tsubaki: !!!! *BOOM BOOM BOOM* stray: ?! yumikage: good job, jun! Jun: "Trapped." yumikage: *takes aim with his rifle* tsubaki: STOP IT! *shoves yumikage, causing the bullet to hit the water sprinkler* yumikage: !! damn, you really want to protect that guy, eh? stray: *smirks and slashes tsurugi* yumikage: TSURUGI!! Tsurugi: "Ah!" *falls backwards* "Rotten luck!" stray: c3's hunting dogs, eh? the hell would elites like you guys want with a rotten nobody like me? now the redhead over there is a real prize, he's melancholy's number 2 in terms of power. yumikage: yeah, but the thing is we have an agreement with miss ponytail that we're not allowed to touch him or the subclass in her care. Higan: *glares at the Stray* "Turn-coat..." stray: oh? what? not fond of being betrayed? like our master abandoned us? tsubaki: you're wrong! stray: HAHAHA! DONT MAKE ME LAUGH, SHITTY HUMAN! Sakuya: "You better watch your mouth. We came here to save you--and you're going to turn away from us, your fellow subclasses? Mr. Tsubaki--" stray: IS A FUCKING COWARD WHO RUNS AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF TROUBLE! JUST LIKE HE RAN AWAY FROM THAT DEMON, TSURUGI KAMIYA! Tsurugi: "...Say that a bit louder..." stray: DEMON! HE'S A DEMON! Tsurugi: "...Thank you." tsubaki: ?? stray: i dont follow traitors... yumikage:....suit yourself then... code 'hodor' authorization approved. *gives tsubaki an apologetic look* take him down, 'baldr'. Tsurugi: *has vanished* stray: ?! wha- *CRUNCH* stray: *SCREAMING* tsubaki: !!! Tsurugi: "You can stop that. Just make it easy on yourself..." Higan: "!!!" *starts to move--* tsubaki: black*star, we have to do something! Black Star: "Let's get in there!" tsubaki: *sword mode* yumikage: ?! what the hell? do those kids have a death wish!? Black Star: "We face Death every day!" *rushes at Tsurugi* stray: ?? Tsurugi: "..." *smirks--as he holds up the Stray in front of him to block any attack by Black Star and Tsubaki* Black Star: "!!!" tsubaki: shadow star. Tsurugi: "Shadow What?" Black Star: *kicks Tsurugi in the head from behind* mahiru: woah! stray: *runs off* Tsurugi: *knocked down...his slasher smile persists* "...Oh, you made a big mistake..." tsubaki: ??! yumikage: damn, those kids are gutsy... Black Star: "Ha! Like I'm afraid of--" *CRUNCH* tsubaki: !!!! yumikage: TSURUGI! DOWN! SIT BOY! stray: *SCREAM* Tsurugi: "But I want to finish this!" *increases his grip* stray: *SCREAMS OF PAIN* Black Star: "Shit!" *swings Tsubaki at Tsurugi's arm* tsubaki: HAAAA- ???: that's quite enough. tsubaki: ?? Tsurugi: "...But I wasn't finished--" ???: tsurugi, i'll give you 25 dollars to stop. Tsurugi: "DEAL!" mahiru: that easily?! ??: seems we meet again, mahiru shirota. for those unaware allow me to explain. Black Star: "The hell are you?!" -the man adjusts his glasses shuuhei: my name is Shuuhei Tsuyuki, deputy director of the death city branch of the neutral organization, C3, its 3rd officer, and acting leader of all parties involved today. we've taken control of the situation, and once we have the stray in detainment we will take our leave. yumikage: tch-, who died and made him king? we're older than you by 4 years. and what the hell is with that long ass title?! Black Star: "You ain't taking no one with you!" -a dark cage surrounds the group- tsubaki: ??! shuuhei: worry not, we have no intentions of killing you or the subclass in your custody, miss nakatsukasa. mahiru: you're the same guys who attacked kuro that one time! just who even are you three?? Kuro: *glares* "You should leave..." *approaches Shuuhei...* mahiru: mad dog trio....just who are you? Tsurugi: *looking at his $25.00* "Just some folks with the same goals as you..." jun: if it's possible, maybe we can cooperate? tsubaki: *tense* yumikage: ....tch-. Kuro: "...Mahiru...I'm not sure we can stand against them...not right now." shuuhei: with that out of the way, we'll take the stray into detainment for questioning, and as per our agreement, the other melancholy subclass present will be left in your care. mahiru: ... misono: ....we'll consider your offer of an allience. tsubaki: on one condition. you wont harm them. stray: tch-...this is your fault you know..if you just stayed out of the way, this wouldnt be happening! tsubaki:....*looks down* Higan: "We were trying to keep you out of this fighting..." -later that day- tsubaki: ...... lavender: you think she'll be alright? Black Star: "...I don't know. C3 keeps intimidating everyone..." naho: hmmm hey! maybe misono's girlfriend knows something! she's kinda in c3...i think. Sakuya: "Worth a try..." *pulls out phone* -the house phone rings- otogiri: yes?......understood.....tsubaki, misono called. there's a meeting at mahiru's apartment. tsubaki: ah. otogiri: it's not right now, it's this weekend. Sakuya: "That's quite a wait...Who knows what they could do to that stray..." tsubaki: .... -days later- Lily: "Welcome...I'm sorry we can't meet under better circumstances." tsubaki: it's understandable. *looks out the window, it's pouring rain* Kuro: *hiding under a blanket in cat form* misono: right, the first order of buisness, the mad dog trio. Tsurugi Kamiya, Yumikage Tsukimitsu, and Junichiro Kurumamori. given our encounters with C3 in the past, working with them might seem like an idiotic idea. but given statistics, they have more resources, more firepower, and possibly more knowledge than we do. shinoa and her friends have been a huge help, but they arent official C3 members, so there's still some things they dont know. tetsu: i remember yumikage, i knew him in elementry school. mahiru: (thinking: was that guy a teacher? he seemed to be a lot older than tetsu...) -knocking- misono: ?? *checks the peephole* shinoa: helloooo? anyone home? misono: O////O s-s-shinoa?! shinoa: hi misono, mind if i come in? Kuro: *peeks under blanket* "Oh. More people." tsubaki: oh, miss shinoa, what brings you here? shinoa: well, C3's gone into overdrive with busy stuff, and i heard some interesting news i thought i'd share with you. mahiru: like what? shinoa: do you want the good news or the bad news first? Kuro: "...This can't be good." shinoa: well, im not sure if it's _good_ news, but the mad dog trio has been given a new task; they'll be your bodyguards from this point forwards. mahiru: what?! misono: seriously?! shinoa: *she nods* Kuro: "...If that's good news, I'm not happy with bad news." Black Star: "We're supposed to accept their help?!" shinoa: sadly, there's no changing it now. mahiru: if that's the case, and if we do have the same goal, then we may as well. shinoa: and now for the bad news...we know what C3 is doing with jinn. turns out, they arent eliminating it....they're stockpi- -knocks on the door- Lawless: *in hedgehog form atop Licht's head* licht: so much rain, an angel cant fly in weather like this... Black Star: "??? You two are here?" mahiru: oh, hey guys. shinoa's here, and we kiiinda have some stuff to explain Lawless: *sits up* "What's going on?" licht: im hungry, make me some honey toast and melon. mahiru: we arent a restaurant! tsubaki: how've you been since the incident? licht: alright. i am an angel after all. tsubaki: and what about you lawless? you did lose a lot of jinn... mahiru: has it been affecting you at all? licht: *grooans* oh has it ever. please just dont get him started... Lawless: "...My healing..." tsubaki: ?? *worried* Lawless: "I-I can't heal like before..." tsubaki: lawless... Lawless: "Something isn't right...I don't even feel like...myself. My name..." licht: hyde... Lawless: "...I don't even feel like that is my name...I don't respond to it like I used to." licht:... *gives him a new dogtag* here, accept it hyde. Lawless: "..." *listlessly picks it up, tries to read the name on it* -hyde- Lawless: "..." *listlessly picks it up, tries to read the name on it* -hyde- licht:.... *pulls hoodie down a bit* the contract needs blood, right? so drink up.. Hyde: "..." *sniff* TT~TT "I-I don't know who I am..." tsubaki:....*pats his back* its ok... Hyde: "..." *cautiously approaches Licht's neck* Hyde: *small bite* licht: nng... *light wince* mahiru:...do you...need a moment? Hyde: *breathing relaxes...he remembers...* licht:...?? Hyde: " 'Hyde'..." licht: *he nods* {ophelia: my romeo...} Hyde: "My Juliet..." licht: ?? Hyde: *sobbing* licht: !!....*awkward hug* Hyde: *clutches Licht* "L-Lost..." -moments later, after hyde calmed down.- shinoa: and that's basically what's been happening as of late. mahiru: your thoughts law-er, hyde? Hyde: "...Why should we? Is C3 really holding onto...what did you call it?" shinoa: jinn. misono: you seriously dont know that?! licht:....!!! a fallen angel! mahiru: ?? *looks out the window to see tsurugi there, surrounded by crows* GAAAAAHHH!!!! misono: WHAT THE EVERLOVING HELL?! tsubaki: ah! shinoa: ah, seems they've arrived. i guess i made good time then, oho~ Kuro: "How did they find us...?" Hyde: *hedgehog form, hides behind Licht* shinoa: they arent here to hurt you. it's like i said, they've been hired to protect you. tsurugi: *blows against glass and writes* 'lemme in, its soaking wet' Kuro: "...You letting them in? Also, where do you keep your sharp knives?" -BANG on the door- yumikage: oooi! is tsurugi in there?! Tsurugi: *shivers* tsubaki: *opens the sliding glass door while mahiru opens the front door* yumikage: dammit tsurugi how many times do i have to tell you not to play with crows while wearing a knit scarf?! IT'LL GET FRAYED! Tsurugi: "I get to do what I want!" *a crow is pecking at his head* tsubaki: *has gotten him a towel* yumikage: still, jeez. and dont go running off like that, jun and i were worried sick! Tsurugi: "D'aw, you do care!" *smirks* Black Star: *glare* mahiru: what brings you guys here? yumikage: pack up your stuff, we're taking you in with us. mahiru: eh? misono: ?! yumikage: as of current, sloth is the only servamp in the area that's still 'intact'. it would be best interest to keep him and his eve protected. mahiru: but what about my uncle?- yumikage: we'll just tell him you've been enlisted into summer camp! shinoa: wrath and gluttony have been contacted as well. Hyde: *glaring at them* Jun: "Hello...Tsurugi, behave, or your last pay will be shoved so far up your--" mafura: *peeeeeek* yumikage: -_-; as if babysitting ONE grown adult wasnt hard enough... mahiru:....*blink*... who is that? Tsurugi: "Someone we brought with us." Kuro: "..." mafura: ^^ are you sleepy ash? mafura-chan's happy to meet you! Kuro: "...Who is Mafura?" yumikage: she's mafura....she has....issues. like tsurugi level of issues. mahiru: she speaks in 3rd person? just how old is she? misono: and what do you mean by 'tsurugi level issues'? yumikage: well- Tsurugi: *pouts at Yumikage* "I don't have issues! I just am quirky!" yumikage: that's one way of putting it... *sweatdrop* misono: care to elaborate? Tsurugi: *pouts* "I like money, fighting--and vengeance." misono: um... tsurugi: tsurugi kamiya~ 26 years old and a slut for money~! i'll do anything you say if you pay me~ i'll even lick your feet and call you daddy! jun: *covering tsurugi's mouth* i am so sorry, we're actually a lot more professional than this Tsurugi: *approaches Misono, puts an arm around his shoulder* "Got five bucks?" misono:....whyyy? jun: down boy! down! yumikage: "I will shove $5 up your ass if you don't stop." Tsurugi: "I'LL ACCEPT IT!" jun: *sigh* i apologize for that, he's...special. Kuro: "In a bad way." misono: kind of like mikuni. 7_7; Tsurugi: "!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?!" misono: o-o he's my brother....how do _you_ know him? Tsurugi: "YOU ARE THE SPAWN OF THE SAME PARENTS AS THAT GUY?!" misono: *tenses*......... Lily: *pat pat* "Let's...just give them some room." shinoa: oh, i remember your brother, he ran into us when we went to the cafe together! misono: O////O s-s-shinoa!! Lily: ^^ Tsurugi: *twitch twitch* "Why was _he_ at a cafe with you?!" shinoa: i think he wanted to look after his dear baby bro~ misono: shinoa please stop. *covers face with pillow* >/////<; Lily: "Fufufu..." Tsurugi: *growls* -phone rings- Kuro: "???" jun: message from shuu.... 'meeting is taking longer than expected, come back after you get lunch.'...we're getting reimbursed for lunch. FREE FOOD! YES! yumikage: hell yeah! lets go get something really hella good! Tsurugi: "ORDERING THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEM!" mafura: ^o^ Kuro: "...Weirdos." jun: come on, we'll take you out to lunch, our treat. -later- tsubaki: *about to open the door* Black Star: "Our lives used to be so much simpler..." ???: LET US GO YOU FILTHY BLOODSUCKERS! Black Star: "?!!" tsubaki: ?!?! *opens up the door* hyakuya: YOU! CALL THEM OFF! THEY JUST TIED US UP! mitsuba: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TIED SO LEWDLY?! Black Star: "...You know what? I'm just happy they did, because I am so sick of whoever keeps breaking into our house." *looks around* otogiri: they were the only ones. mitsuba: we arent here to fight, you idiots! Black Star: *approaches, stares Mitsuba in the eyes* "...What are you here for, you freaking breaking-and-entering pain in the ass?" mitsuba: we were sent to monitor progress. making sure you're keeping them in line, and so far you are DOING A SHITTY JOB! DX< tsubaki: ..... Black Star: "Excuse me--_we're_ doing a shitty job? Did they bite you? Are you still alive and breathing? Yeah?" *kicks Mitsuba's chair down* "You can thank Tsubaki for that, you stupid little shit." shinoa: oh, hello~ mitsuba: SHINOA HELP US PLEASE! Black Star: -_-;;; "Does no one knock?" shinoa: oh, i forgot to mention you'd be visiting their house. my mistake. ^^ hyakuya: -_-; shinoa: i think mitsuba's just salty because she's tied in such a suggestive manner~ mitsuba: >///> s-shut up! -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *scratching* reimi: find anything? Mr. Tsubaki: *shakes his head* "They hide well..." reimi: ah. Mr. Tsubaki: "I just wish I knew what such an awful group was up to...and I...I..." *scratches* "Arg! Why am I itchy?!" -elsewhere- jun: once again, im so sorry about this. mahiru: O-O; yumikage: aw its awlright juhn, all in good fun, haha! *totally wasted drunk* Kuro: =w= "That liquid was tasty..." mahiru: KURO YOU TOO?! mafura: unyuuuu... *hugging tsurugi's arm* -squish squish- Tsurugi: .\\\\\\. "...How much did she drink?" yumikage: hey, yew're the wun who talked'er into it tsooroogeh. *hic* jun: honestly tsurugi, having her act as your girlfriend like this... mahiru: um.... .-.; yumikage: sherota, yew evur have a girlfriend?...er a boyfriend or whatever? we wont judge, lol. mahiru: O///o w-w-wha?! Kuro: "Nah, he's not with anyone..." *leans against him* "I'm so sleepy..." yumikage: ah, i shee, i never had a girlfriend myself to be honest. tsurugi: that's because he's gaaaa- yumikage: finish that sentence and i'll slug you. Tsurugi: *trying to pull loose from Mafura* mafura: zzzzz.... jun:...well, we should be heading home then. Tsurugi: aww Kuro: "Zzz..." Tsurugi: "Just call us a taxi already...Sleep this off, Mahiru. You're going to have a big day." mahiru: right... Kuro: *snore* Tsurugi: "Jun, can you carry me?" jun: what am i, your mother? Tsurugi: "I'll call you mommy for a price." jun: i think i'll pass. Tsurugi: "Hmph." *looks at Mafura* mahiru: do you have any shame? mafura: *yawn* mmmn? Tsurugi: " 'Shame'? What is that foreign word?" yumikage: it's that sunavabitch's fault yer like this. *hic* Tsurugi: "..." *stares at Yumikage* mahiru: um..... jun:.... mahiru: so how long have you all known each other? jun: we've known each other since elementary school. yumikage: mafura's new though. she's not in the combat squads, touma just dropped her on us for whatever reason. mahiru: touma? Tsurugi: "Boss man." yumikage: and king of the dickbags. Tsurugi: "...Depends..." mahiru: ah....ok then... mr jun, what about you? since we talked about our love lives so to speak- jun: widowed. mahiru: oh.....sorry. jun: ..... yumikage: yeah, sensitive topic man. Tsurugi: "At least you have us, Jun." jun: *smiles* right, thanks guys.....ah, we're here. -it's a kindergarten- mahiru: oh? boy: *runs up* jun: *picks him up* hey scamp, sorry im late. *hug* mahiru: oh, is he your son? boy: im takuto! im three years old! jun: yes you are kiddo. *smiles* Tsurugi: “hiya takuto~!” takuto: churugi! yoomie! yumikage: hey kiddo. jun: eh? no love for your papa? T-T Tsurugi: "You have any siblings, Mahiru?" mahiru: no, im an only child. yumikage: ah, i've got two brothers at home. Tsurugi: "So many tiny children here..." -a young girl hugs a man in a suit- girl: papa! Man: "Hello, sweetie..." girl: *hug* ^^ mahiru: ....*small smile* Kuro: *in cat form* -several children are all over the kitty- mahiru: how shameless! Kuro: ^W^ *on his back* -elsewhere- Kid: *reading* stocking: *nuzzling against him* Kid: *smiles, strokes her hair* stocking: uwu~<3 Kid: *small kiss* "Relaxed?" stocking: yes~ Kid: "Good." *closes his book* "How was today?" stocking: great~ Kid: "What were you up to?" -elsewhere- Vulcan: *asleep at workstation* lisa:....*puts blanket over him* Vulcan: *still dead asleep* lisa:...... -elsewhere- Yohei: *his shirt has baby spit-up on it* chie: *gives him a towel* Yohei: "Thanks...Realities of parenting." chie: yeah, haha. Yohei: "...Should enjoy these moments...Not long before Toru is feeding himself..." chie: *she nods* Yohei: "..." *smiles* "His little feet, walking along the floor..." chie: >u< Yohei: "Walking up to his mommy..." *hugs her* -elsewhere- Arthur: "I will solve this puzzle." -elsewhere- Jacqueline: "I think that's everything. Anything else on the list?" -elsewhere- Touma: *writing* secretary: you called, sir? Touma: "Yes...Give me an update on Jun's mission." secretary: it's still a work in progress, but they have located the eve of sloth's residence. Touma: *smiles* "That's good...I want their report immediately." secretary: understood. mafura:....~? Touma: "??? Oh, Mafura. You're back?" mafura: hiya mr touma! Touma: "How was your trip with the others?" mafura: it was fun, we got to see takuto. *smiles* Touma: "Ah, that's good...What did you learn?" -elsewhere- Joker: *glares at newspaper* "Explosions..." ivy: how annoying. if you're gonna blow stuff up, do it somewhere where it counts, like the 5th brigade's base. or hibana's mansion. Joker: "At least we exercise patience and strategy with our targets." *folds up the newspaper* "If we find these fools, we'll show them." -elsewhere- atsushi: *carrying bags* so much stuff.... Q-Q im gonna be crushed. Dazai: "Here, I'll help." *takes one small bag* atsushi: thank you. TTuTT Yosano: "And don't drop any of them!" atsushi: yes ma'am! Yosano: "Because if you do drop them..." *mischievous grin* atsushi: *sweats* ???: "Thief!" atsushi: ??!! Yosano: "TIGER! DON'T DROP THOSE LEMONS!" ???: *on the phone* "You are screwing me over on this investment! Give me back my money!" atsushi: i wont ma'am! -a girl in a kimono walks past- atsushi: ?? ???: "And if you don't, I'm going to sue you into oblivion!" -bump- atsushi: oh shi- im so sorry sir! ???: "Watch where you're touching! This suit is worth more than your life!" atsushi: i-im so sorry! i didnt mean to- Yosano: *stands before Atsushi, puts a hand out to the Businessman, pats off the dust on his suit* "Please forgive us. Are you at all hurt?" Yosano: *smiles* *KICK* Businessman: "Get the hell off me! You bitch!" *points at her* "I can ruin your life with one phone call! Take all your money--" Yosano: " 'Bitch'?" atsushi: *backing away* dazai help-....dazai? *looks around* *He's disappeared* atsushi: *sweats* Yosano: *clutches Businessman's finger, grins maniacally* "Now you've done it." *CRACK* Businessman: *shriek* Yosano: "Then shall I remove your puny balls, stomping on them until you're a proper bitch under my heel?" Businessman: *screaming* -every male in the area has fled, and several females as well- Yosano: *lets go, smiles politely* "Now, go clean yourself up. Can't ruin that fine suit~" atsushi: *sweating* Businessman: "You're insane! I'll call the cops on you--" Yosano: "Armed Detective Agency. Our address is--" Businessman: ._.; *runs away* Yosano: *smiles at Atsushi* atsushi: um...i think dazai ran off somewhere... Yosano: "Indeed...I'm sure he's fine. We need to get these back to the office. Let's get on the subway--before the cops come." atsushi: O-O; *follows* Yosano: *purchases the subway tickets* "You'll owe me for the cost of your ticket." atsushi: TTuTT yes ma'am... Yosano: "You can repay...when I'm ready." *leads him to their subway train to get on board* -and so- Yosano: "Remember, Atsushi: we cannot be with you 24/7 to protect you." atsushi:...i know... Announcer: ”Hello, passengers, this is your conductor. I apologize to interrupt, but we are proceeding with a little experiment today. I want to evaluate your reactions and sensory input based on unexpected explosions--" *BOOM* civilian: WHAT THE SHIT?! atsushi: ?!?! *The train shakes as blood comes out from under the door* Announcer: "How many died? One? Two? Three? I'm afraid this won't stop unitl one test subject—Atsushi Nakajima--surrenders himself. Otherwise, you other passengers get a one-way ticket to the afterlife. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy the ride." atsushi: *paralyzed with fear* -people are freaking out- Yosano: "Huh. Coincidental. I guess you have three options, Atsushi: First, get captured. Second, jump off the train and leave these passengers to their doom. Third, beat this shithead to a pulp." atsushi:..*gulp* i dont really have much of an option, do i? Yosano: "Nope. Not when you're part of the Armed Detective Agency." Businessman: "!!! You again! Save us! I can't die!" Yosano: "...Oh, look, Atsushi. He wants us to save him..." atsushi:...*sigh* damn you morality. alright, lets do this then. Businessman: "Hold on! What did you mean when you said you would..." *blushes* "Make me your bitch?" Yosano: "..." *SLAM* atsushi: *winces* can we go now? Yosano: "You take the back, I'll take the front. Oh, and one piece of advice: kill the enemy." atsushi: *gulp* right. *Scared crowds run past Yosano* Yosano: ("Threatening to kill people in public in daylight...The Mafia is dedicated...") *A lemon rolls by Yosano's foot...her heel pulls out a ring from this lemon, actually a grenade* Yosano: "!!!" *leaps* *BOOM* atsushi: ?! (thinking: this is bad, this is very bad!) *A bomb rolls into Atsushi's view* atsushi:.... O-O;;; *jumps back* *The girl from earlier, holding a cell phone to her ear, leaps at the bomb* atsushi: wait!! Girl: *closes her flip-phone--and knocks Atsushi back from the bomb* atsushi: it's dangerous! you need to go! *An aura forms around the girl...* ???: "Get in my way, and you die." atsushi:.... O.O; *The aura withdraws a sword--and slashes at Atsushi* atsushi: *winces* Girl: "Kyouka Izumi is my name. I too am an orphan." atsushi: ?? Kyouka: "I like rabbits and tofu. I dislike dogs and thunder. Since the Mafia took me in, I have killed 35 people in six months." atsushi: ?! Kyouka: *slices at him again* -Meanwhile- Yosano: *groans in pain* Motojirou: "They sure are making women indestructible nowadays." yosano: tch-, we live in a society of gender equality, it's not the 18th century. its more surprising that a wanted criminal like you would be here. Motojiro: The infamous Motojirou Kajii can't stay in the shadows like other mafiosos. I killed 28 civilians just in the Maruzen Building. Goddamn, it was beautiful...Death is practically an art installation, or an experiment." yosano: an experiment, you say? Motojiro: "God and death! Both are inextricably tied, yet neither can be overcome by science--which makes them all the more enthralling! Thrilling!" *adjusts his visor* "Let's see what is the color of your death..." -meanwhile- atsushi: please, let's just talk about this. Kyouka: *approaches him, and the civilians hiding in the car behind him* atsushi: just step away from the bomb, and it'll all be good, ok kiddo? Kyouka: "..." *slight shake upon hearing 'kiddo'* atsushi: lets just talk this over and it'll be fi- *SLASH* Kyouka: *still has phone to her ear* atsushi: *screams of pain* -meanwhile- Motojiro: "Heh. Expected more of you, Detective." yosano: *wince* Motojiro: "You have no chance to survive...So I will tell you...what death is. An academic interest. If diseases can be reversed, why is death not? Why do people die?" yosano:..heh....*she laughs* you seriously dont know something so simple? Motojiro: "?! What?" yosano: the reason is....you're an idiot. Motojiro: "!!!" *stabs her hand* yosano: *screams* Motojiro: "Thank you for your valuable opinion. I will take it under advisement..." *drops his lemon bombs* "The brain is conscious eight hours after death. I'll come for your corpse later. Until then, take your time to die. Oh! And one question...How does it feel to know that you are dead?" -meanwhile- atsushi: *slumped against the wall* urg... *looks at the hole blown into the side of the train* Kyouka: "I have killed. Stay back. Or they will die." atsushi:... (thinking: this is my fault... these people's lives are at risk, just because they're on the same train as me...) -meanwhile- Motojiro: *re-enters* "So, you cooked yet?" yosano: *laying on the ground* Motojiro: *whistles, as he picks her up to turn her over* yosano: *opens eyes* suprise motherfucker. -PUNCH- Motojiro: "H-How?! Wh-Why?!!!" *blood pouring out his nose* yosano: damn, maybe i should have hit a bit harder. where did i hit again? care to refresh my memory? Motojiro: *trembling, pointing to his left cheek* yosano: thank you~ *PUNCHES HIM IN THE RIGHT CHEEK* Motojiro: *collapsed, trying to get up* "Impossible! Y-You should've died!" yosano: well, i am a doctor. i've seen deaths by the hundreds. you asked earlier, what is 'death'. simple. it's the loss of life. even though we give it our all, some patients just slip away. 'death is the pinnacle of science'?. BULLSHIT! Motojiro: "...Oh no...N-Now I recognize you...The Agency's resident doctor...the healer..." yosano: bingo, we have a winner, what did he win? survey says~.... a special treatment~ *pulls out a big ass cleaver* Motojiro: Q~Q "Eek." -his screams could be heard throughout the city- Kyouka: *points her blade at Atsushi...and is crying* atsushi: it's ok....just tell us where the bomb is and it'll be alright... Kyouka: "I-I...cannot." atsushi: what do you mean? *hearing beeps* ?! Kyouka: "..." *crying, as she pulls back her kimono...* atsushi: .... !!!! -the bomb is there- atsushi: we have to get that off! if we dont, you'll- *CLICK* atsushi: ?! Kyouka: "..." *she's still holding her phone...* atsushi: ... Phone: "Take them with you. Show them what the Mafia can do..." yosano: *over the intercom* atsushi, you still alive? if so, our culprit here told me the bomb is on your end set off by a remote. it'll blow in a minute if not properly defused. Kyouka: *holding back tears* yosano: you can stop it with an emergency button. it's with the mafia on your end. atsushi:...could you please hand it to me? Kyouka: *shakes her head, backs away* atsushi: please, just take the bomb off then! Kyouka: "..." *pushes him back* atsushi: ?! Kyouka: "I am Kyouka. I have killed 35 people. I wish to kill no more." atsushi: (thinking: that phone....it's controlling the demon...so then...she cant control it on her own?) Kyouka: *walks back to the hole in the side of the train...steps back..." atsushi: !!!! *runs out and reaches after her* *She falls* atsushi: NO! *jumps out after her* Kyouka: *dead eyes as she listlessly watches him approaching her* atsushi: *grabs her and yanks the bomb off with all the strength he could muster and holds her close* Kyouka: "!!!" *SPLASH* -BOOM- yosano: !!! shit! *runs* -meanwhile- atsushi: *cough cough* .... *looks at kyouka* Kyouka: *not moving* atsushi: !!! shit.. *tries to give CPR* Kyouka: "..." *cough* atsushi: *phew*...are you ok? Kyouka: "...Why?" atsushi: i didnt...want you to throw your life away...*looks down* (thinking: thank god i didnt tear her clothes, that would have been embarrassing) Kyouka: "...Erm..." atsushi:....??? Kyouka: "...I'm wet." atsushi: oh! um...i'll get you a towel! um....*looks around* there! *points to an onsen* it'll give us shelter from the rain, too. Kyouka: "...I...should have died." atsushi: ..... -the next day- Kyouka: *tosses* atsushi:.... Kyouka: *opens her eyes* "...Oh." yosano: morning kiddo. Kyouka: "..." Kunikida: "Is she awake? I wish to speak with her--" atsushi: ?? i think so... Kunikida: "You." *points at Kyouka* "Name your boss." Kyouka: "..." -elsewhere- Hugh: "Odd guests yesterday." misono: oh? kaori: the poor dears were drenched to the bone... Hugh: *nod* "One was quiet. The other was nervous. And looked like that one subclass we took in." misono: is that right? Hugh: *nod nod* "And then that explosion in the subway/elevated train..." misono: you dont think they were connected, do you? Hugh: "I do." -elsewhere- Patty: "How was the honeymoon?" liz: wonderful. *she smiles* Patty: *smiles* "That's great! So, how much more moving to do?" -elsewhere- rain: TT_TT (thinking: damn you, mr mori!) Michizou: "??? What's with you?" rain: i dont wanna talk about it. TT.TT gin:... higuchi: the boss get you down again? rain:..... Q____Q Michizou: "?? Maybe you need a drink." rain: yes please. TT.TT Michizou: *smiles* "I got a flask here. Or do you want the bar?" rain: maybe the bar. Q-Q... (thinking: hopefully mr nakahara will be there...) Michizou: "Well, after you. Who else here is going?" higuchi: i guess i could use a drink as well. hirotsu: as shall i. Michizou: "Sweet!" *pulls out a credit card* "Start the tab..." -elsewhere- Tsurugi: *snore* mafura: zzzzz.... yumikage: oooi, tsurugi, time to wake up man. Tsurugi: *sleep-talking* "Mikuni, stop that--I'm ticklish..." yumikage: ?? *opens the door*.... !! YOU LIL SHIT! *BED FLIP* Tsurugi: "!!! Ow! What the fuck?!" yumikage: YOU TRIED TO MAKE MAFURA DO SOMETHING WEIRD, DIDNT YOU?! Tsurugi: "??? I did?" *looks around* jun: easy now, judge is in session. what's going on? mafura: *yaaawn* good morning. ^^ Tsurugi: "...Um...I don't know?" -elsewhere- Higan: *looking at rope* naho: morning everyone~! lavender: *streeetch* jeez, those ropes were tight. naho: aaaand good night everyone! *goes back to her room* Higan: "???" *looks to Lavender* "I guess some people just don't appreciate..." lavender: yeah. but in all seriousness, my wrists are a bit sore. *rubs them* Higan: "..." *pulls out some aloe* "Here..." *puts some along his hands to rub along her wrists* lavender *smiles* thanks. Higan: *smiles* "Any time...Hope we didn't wake anyone." -elsewhere- Kid: *picks up Shiori* shiori: hehe! Kid: "Hee hee! Aren't you getting to be tall!" shiori: *reaching for him* uu! uu! Kid: *holds her closer* "What you want, Little Sister?" -elsewhere- Anya: "..." *holding a box with a bow...inhales* ("Okay, Anastasia, you can do this...") *knocks on door to Todoroki residence* fuyumi: yes? Anya: "??? Um...Is this the Todoroki residence?" fuyumi: yes. Anya: "..._Licht_ Todoroki?" fuyumi: ....sorry, wrong todoroki. if you were looking for shouto or our brother, they arent in. and dad's out at work. Anya: Q___Q -elsewhere- Black Star: "Feel better?" tsubaki: a little bit...thank you. Black Star: *nods* "Want me to make anything to eat?" tsubaki: sure. Black Star: "Maybe a little sushi? Or noodles?" tsubaki: i was thinking going out for pizza, just for something different. Black Star: *shiny eyes* "Awesome!" -elsewhere- Arthur: "Get down!" *ducks* shinra: *ducks* Q-Q; *A flaming shopping cart is thrown, just missing them* flame human: *SCREAMS* shinra: ok, that was horrifying. but we cant cower here! Arthur: "They're tossing shopping carts like they are nothing! We can't just run in there or they might throw something heavier--" shinra: then cut them in half! you have a sword, dumbass! Arthur: "Hmph. I just wanted to do some shopping. The only slashing I wanted to do was prices." shinra: -_-; Arthur: "Oh, fine. I'll go slice him then. Happy?" *stands and rushes at the Flame Human* -elsewhere- Johannes: "Long time, no see!" shuuhei: ..... *siiiiiighs* hello. Johannes: "What've you been up? Got any notes I could steal--BORROW?" mafura: ???~? Johannes: "???" *thumbs at her* "Who's the girl?" shuuhei: she's someone that touma brought up from the cells....i dont trust her. mafura: *looking at a lava lamp, wide eyed* Johannes: "...Seems innocent enough. And anyone who is fascinated by lava lamps can't be all..." *staring at the lamp, drooling* shuuhei:..... -____-; Johannes: *still staring--as his hand moves in spite of him and slaps him back to normal...as 'normal' as he is* *smiles at Shuuhei, with a big smile on his face* "So, any new specimens captured?" -elsewhere- Kid: *holds up a wrapped box to Lord Death* lord death: oh? what's this now? Kid: "I didn't think one gift on Father's Day would be enough." *smiles* lord death: aww. *Inside is a framed photograph from the wedding with Kid and Lord Death* lord death: *smiles* you're a grown man now, kid. Kid: "..." *hug* "Yet I will always be your kid." lord death:... *hugs* Kid: *smiles* *pat pat* lord death: ..... Kid: "Father? Are you okay?" lord death: hmm? of course i am...so...when am i gonna have some grandkids? Kid: ._.; "...Um..." -elsewhere- Wes: "I think that's the last box." liz: *smiles* julie: *peeeek* Wes: "??? Oh, hey, Julie." *wave* julie: hiya! liz: hey, kiddo. Wes: "We're unpacking..." *holds up an empty box* julie: oh. Wes: "...I got some crayons. Want to color the box?" julie: yay! it'll be my fort! Wes: "Hee hee..." *looks to Liz* "Any child-safe scissors?" -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: "I think the meal's ready." -elsewhere- Black Star: *pats his belly* "So tasty..." naho: thanks tsubaki! tsubaki: *she smiles* Sakuya: *nods* "Glad for the food." Shamrock: *staring down at his drink* lavender: it's just cola, it wont kill you. Shamrock: "Hmm? Oh, um, yes..." *sips* lilac:... Sakuya: "Lilac? You've hardly eaten..." lilac: i-is that bad? Sakuya: "No, not if you're not hungry. But I think you should eat a little, keep your energy up." lilac:....*tiny nom* Sakuya: *smiles* "Thanks for doing that. How is it?" lilac:...its nice... Sakuya: "Good enough, then." *pushes glass of water to Lilac* "Keep hydrated, too." lilac: *sips* Sakuya: "Great!" *smiles at Naho* naho: ^^ Shamrock: X_TT naho: something wrong? Shamrock: "Just thinking..." naho: about what? Shamrock: "...What happens next? What are we supposed to do?" naho: ?? Shamrock: "...C3..." tsubaki: ..... Black Star: *rests a hand over Tsubaki's* Sakuya: "...Mahiru hasn't had anything good to say about it..." tsubaki: i hope he's alright... Sakuya: "Yeah...Just confused." -elsewhere- Kuro: *holding ice to his head* "Ouch." mahiru: *giving him a blanket* you really need to watch where you're going, kuro... Kuro: "I was tired..." *yawn* mahiru: when _arent_ you tired... Kuro: "...When things aren't so exhausting. These C3 'bodyguards' are taking up a lot of time." mahiru: ....if we do infiltrate them, maybe we can get a better idea of what we're up against...if what shinoa said is true... Kuro: *sighs* "Fine...How do we ingratiate ourselves to them?" mahiru: maybe our 'bodyguards' might know something? Kuro: "...Ask them? Think they'd answer, or would they want something?" mahiru: only one way of finding out... -elsewhere- Hibana: *looks at hospital gurneys* "Any more supplies we're missing?" -elsewhere- Akitaru: "Welcome back, boys! How did the mission go?" shinra: surprisingly well. Arthur: *holds up a grocery bag* "And they had chips on sale." *his shirt sleeve is burnt off* shinra: and i promise not to burn the easy mac this time! Akitaru: "Great!" *pats both boys on the back* "Well, get cooking! Tamaki is already at work in the kitchen--" tamaki: Q-Q *holding what was supposed to be a cake, but turned into a brick* Akitaru: "...Oh boy." Arthur: "..." ("The things I do...") *slices part of the cake with his sword, and tries to take a bite* maki: i wouldnt do that, it might make you sick. Arthur: "I-I'm sure it'll be fine..." *nervous smile* -elsewhere- Kid: *offers a grape* stocking: ahhh~ Kid: *feeds her, smiles...and rests a hand on her knee* stocking: hehe~<3 Kid: "Stocking...I love you." stocking: i love you too kid. i always will. *hug* Kid: *hug* "My wife..." *rests his head on her shoulder* stocking: my adorable hubby~<3 Kid: >\\\\\< "So great." *smooch* stocking: ^/////^ Kid: "I-I just...I mean...You." stocking: hehe, *kisses his forehead* Kid: ^\\\\^ "Hee hee..." *cuddles* -elsewhere- Hyde: *walking, looking down at the sidewalk* soul: yo law- Hyde: *keeps walking, not recognizing the name* soul: dude? *puts his hand on his shoulder* Hyde: "!!!" *turns, pushing back when--* "...Oh. Soul. S-Sorry..." soul: you ok? Hyde: "Just...out of sorts." *rubs his arm* soul: ah. i was just heading back from work, you and licht wanna come over at all? Hyde: "Oh...S-Sure...I think he's around..." licht: hey. Hyde: "!!! Oh...Y-You finished looking around?" licht: yep. *has bags of new stuff* Hyde: "...Anything in there for me?" licht: *holds up a tiny light blue hedgehog leash* Hyde: Q~Q "That's just mean." -elsewhere- Anya: *pouting* "Stupid pain in the backside..." tsugumi: it's ok. im sure you arent the first one to make that error. Anya: "Hmph! He should have just told me his address." -elsewhere- Kunikida: "Where is he?" atsushi: i dont know. i figured he would be back by now... Kunikida: "...If he is out fooling around, I will hurt him." -elsewhere- -students in class 1-A are just chatting around- Izuku: *pointing to a photograph* "We could talk about this one!" ochako: *looks at the board* oh, seems the teacher is assigning partners.... oh, cool *got partnered with mina* jirou:....are you kidding me? *partnered with aoyama* Bakugou: *stares at Shouto* "...Okay, at least you won't slow me down on this." momo: *sigh*... -_-; Eijiro: "Oh, awesome! I got the smart person!" *squee* tsuyu: hmm. Denki: "...Um, any major fights you want to include in your--I mean, our report?" -and so; at ochako's house- ochako: hmmmmm.... hey mina, god any ideas? Mina: "Um...Maybe this fight in Paris? The outfits they wore were incredible!" ochako: that's waterloo, right? Mina: *nod nod* "Look at the tiny man with his hand in his suit!" *giggles* -at momo's house- momo: now to review, the battle of gettysburg took place in which year? Eijiro: .w.;;; "...18...70...5?" momo: the first two numbers you got right. but it was actually 18_63_ Eijiro: "At least I got the right century! I was only off by...um, 12 years? And I know who fought there! It was Abe Lincoln! With his battle axe!" momo:...*sweatdrop* -at katsuki's house- Bakugou: "Boring...dull..." -elsewhere- Izuku: "Mom, where's the soda?" inko: in the fridge, honey. Izuku: "Thanks! Iida, what do you want to drink?" *holds up flavors of soda...that all have All Might's face on them* tenya: *sweats* i'll have some water, thank you. Izuku: "Okay!" *hands him a glass...from a cupboard full of All Might-shaped mugs* -elsewhere- Aoyama: "She then blinded her opponents with her radiance! Her glorious personage made her enemies fall at her feet!" jirou:....aoyama.....what does that even have to do with the alamo? Aoyama: *he's holding up dolls as he re-enacts the Alamo on a Lego set* "...I thought history needed a polish of glitter to really make it shine! Also, why is it only men in this battle?" -elsewhere- Mineta: "It's a really cool battle, where half-dressed girls slam their butts into each other!" tokoyami: that's nice. *not even listening to him as he types on a document about the revolutionary war* Mineta: "We should totally get classmates to re-enact those battles--for historical significance!" *looks over Tokoyami's shoulder, reading report* -elsewhere- Ojiro: "Hagakure, do you see the book on the Peloponnesian War anywhere?" -elsewhere, in some place- rain: *walking as she hears two people talking* ?? ???: "La la la..." *slight singing* rain:... ?? *peeeeek* Akutagawa: "..." *aims at Dazai's neck* rain: O-O; *backing away slowly* Dazai: *smiles* "Oh. You're here." rain: ?? um... Akutagawa: "You know why you are here, Dazai..." *glances at Rain* "...Lock the door." rain: um..s-should i be in here or not? o~o; Akutagawa: "...Stay. And see the punishment that awaits anyone who defies the orders of the Mafia--" Dazai: "D'aw, is that any way to talk to your former b--" *SLICE* rain: !!! O-O;;;; Dazai: *silently takes the slice* Akutagawa: "You won't be wearing that smile much longer. Not after we annihilate your agency and seize the Man-Tiger." rain: *trembling* Dazai: *coughs, then laughs a bit* "...I doubt that. After all, your old boss has a message for you..." Akutagawa: "???" Dazai: "His new subordinate is so much better than you." *then looks at Rain* "Your boss kind of sucks. Maybe you should leave here and join--" *SLICE SLICE SLICE* rain: 7~7; well i agree with him that mr mori is the worst ever. Dazai: *coughing up blood, but laughing* "Not the boss I meant, but yeah, he's kind of a dick, too..." rain: um... .-.; Dazai: "Say, how about you loosen these chains on me, sweetheart?" rain: um... ._.; Dazai: "Then we can get out of here, go to a bridge, and fulfill a lovers' suicide pact--" rain: i think i'll pass on that offer, sir. ._.; 7-7; *mutters* plus i actually like someone else. Akutagawa: "Stop ignoring me..." *punches Dazai in the gut* Dazai: "Ouch! Ha ha--" *Fist to the jaw* Akutagawa: "...Rain. Bring a towel." rain *goes to do that* Dazai: *spits up blood* "She seems nice. Maybe she'll improve your group, since so many of your employees here are subhuman grumpy humorless incompetent jackasses with bad body odor--" *PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH* -in the hall- rain: *running and ends up tripping* ah! Tachihara: "Yo, watch where you run." rain: s-sorry.... *sigh* (thinking: i wish it could have been mr nakahara who caught me, it would have made me feel better.) *A hand touches lightly along her back* rain: *YELPS! and almost falls over* *She is lifted off the floor...and starts hovering* rain: eh? o///o Chuuya: "There. You're off the ground now, Rain." rain: .///////. t-t-t-thank you mr nakahara sir! mafioso: nice save, chuuya! Chuuya: "Of course it is..." *he keeps her hovering* mafioso: .////. higuchi:...chuuya, you can put her down now. Chuuya: "Huh?" *looks up* "Oh. Okay." *disables hover power* rain: *lands on her butt* >///< Chuuya: *holds out a hand* "Get up." rain: *takes it* um... *AHEM* t-thank you...mr nakahara... .///.; Chuuya: "Sure." Tachihara: "Good work, shorty." Chuuya: *glare* rain:... oh! right! towels! i need to get towels! *runs off to do that* Chuuya: "??? Towels?" Tachihara: *glances at the door* "Huh. Must be bloody again." higuchi: .... Chuuya: ??? Higuchi, what's the deal?" higuchi: well, ryunosuke's 'interviewing' dazai and- Chuuya and Tachihara: "Dazai?!" higuchi: well, yes....althought it's more like an interrogation than- Dazai: "AAAAAAAAH!" higuchi: ?!?! Dazai: "Get it away! Keep it away from me!" higuchi: what the hell is he doing to him?! Dazai: "Keep those legs away from me! Diseased! Disgusting! Vermin! EEEEEEK!" higuchi: O_O; gin: .... ._. Dazai: "PROTECT ME FROM THE ROACH!" -elsewhere- Kyoka: "More, please." *holds up plate* atsushi: TTwTT (thinking: my poor paycheck...) Kyoka: *sips her drink* "...What are we doing after lunch? Where are we going?" atsushi: *looks at kunikida* Kunikida: *sipping his tea* "Atsushi is taking you where children like to go and play." ("Prison.") atsushi:...um..where would that be? Kunikida: "What children do. Take her to the park." atsushi: ....ok then. -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *in fox form, panting* reimi: ?? Mr. Tsubaki: "Summer...heat..." *collapses* *whine* reimi:... *picks him up and takes him into the shrine wash room* Mr. Tsubaki: *whimper* "Hot..." reimi: *puts water into a basin and places him into it* better? Mr. Tsubaki: ^W^ *sigh of relief* *nods* "Thank you..." reimi: *smiles* Mr. Tsubaki: "Aaaah..." *POOF* reimi: O-O; Mr. Tsubaki: *in human form...in the buff* "...Um...Fur was keeping me hot..." *stuck in the basin* reimi: *averting eyes* <-<;;;; Mr. Tsubaki: *covers himself* "Sorry." ^^;; "Um...Guess I need a few minutes..." -elsewhere- Sakuya: *fanning* -elsewhere- Kid: *snore* stocking: ..... 7u7 *smoooooch* Kid: *eyes break wide open* "...Am I dreaming?" stocking: nope~ *nose nuzzle* Kid: *giggle, nuzzles back* stocking: i love you~<3 Kid: "Love you, too." stocking: mmm.... Kid: *cuddles* "I love being by your side." stocking: hehe....you know....its been a while since our last 'session'~ Kid: "Oh?" *rests a hand on her hip* stocking: 7w7 Kid: *slides his hand up her side* -elsewhere- Relan: *lies in bed* "So soft..." shinra: just washed the sheets today. *smiles* Relan: "Th-That was very considerate." ^\\\^ shinra: *smiles and strokes his cheek* Relan: .\\\. *soft moan* shinra: *small smooch* Relan: *small smooch back...he lies back* tamaki: aHEM shinra: !!! TAMAKI! D8< Relan: "Eep!" *hides his face* "What are you doing in here?!" tamaki: please lock the door if you're gonna do stuff like that. Relan: .\\\\. *looks at Shinra* "I thought _you_ did?" shinra:....oops. -elsewhere- Black Star: "Anything I can do?" naho: think you can help us with our test for classes? Black Star: "Um...School work isn't my best. What's the subject?" -elsewhere- chie: *getting the camera out* oh my gosh! *squee* Yohei: "Excellent!" toru: *playing with the sippy cup full of orange juice..which spills* chie: oh! oopsie. toru: D8 Yohei: "Aw, it's alright, Toru." *takes a paper towel and lays it down* "See? It'll dry." chie: ^^ Yohei: *holds up the wet paper towel* "See?" -elsewhere- Hibana: "Bubble bath, sweetie!" hanako: ^w^ Hibana: "Want any toy?" *holds up a rubber ducky* -elsewhere- Jacqueline: *folding laundry* blair: hello~! Jaqueline: "Blair! Hi! How are you?" blair: been well. my brother visited a while back. Jacqueline: "Oh...Um...Is he...I mean, does he...transform?" ._.; -elsewhere- Lily: *resting in the onsen* "Maybe the rest of this summer will be of some relief." misono: hopefully... Lily: "...There is also something else I wanted to request from you." misono: and that would be? Lily: "Go out on a date." misono: w-w-what?! .-. Lily: "It would do you good! Get to know your girlfriend a bit more--" misono: oh..r-right... 7-7; Lily: *smiles* "See? I knew you'd be happy around her." *smirk* "And you even call her your girlfriend." misono: *slumps in the water* oh shush. Lily: "Aw, don't be like that..." *pats his back* -elsewhere- Kid: "Ah~" stocking: you like that, kiddo~? Kid: "Y-You know I d-d-do..." *exhales* stocking: hehe~ good boy. Kid: "I-I just want to...be obedient..." stocking: *smirks and tightens her grip on his length* Kid: "Ah!" *shudders* -elsewhere- Kyoka: "..." atsushi: *on the ferris wheel with her* .... (thinking: if i take her in to the authorities...she'll be locked up for the rest of her life...and when she's of age...she'll probably be executed...) Kyoka: "..." *points outside* "Which building is that?" atsushi: *squints* that's the DWMA. from what i know, it's one of the major aspects of the city. Kyoka: " 'DWMA'? What does that stand for?" atsushi: umm... *looks at phone* 'death weapon meister academy' Kyoka: "Oh. 'Death.'" *looks down* atsushi:.... *sweats* i heard there's a nice cafe not far from here, i think it's called 'spring bird cafe'. Kyoka: *lifts head up* "I want tofu." -elsewhere- Anya: *asleep on the couch, muttering* miss misery: ...?? *carries her to bed* Anya: *mutters* "Please stay..." misery: ?? Anya: *sleep-talking* "I don't want you to leave me..." -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *sipping ice cold tea* "Thanks again." reimi: it's not a problem. ^^ Mr. Tsubaki: *smiles* "You are very kind. I suppose shrine training is one partial explanation." reimi: i guess. Mr. Tsubaki: "...If I may ask, why did you join the shrine?" reimi: ...i lost my family to the flames. the shrine took me in. Mr. Tsubaki: "Oh...I'm sorry." ("Losing family...") reimi: its fine. im happy where i am now. Mr. Tsubaki: "..." *looks around* "I can see why..." reimi: i've learned a lot about the people of this town. like how kirei is part of a family of known enchanters. not as famous as the zukimura clan, but still fairly well known. Mr. Tsubaki: *stares at Reimi* "Kirei is powerful, then?" kirei: i think it's more of skill over power. it does give peace of mind to the locals. and if she's able to keep benimaru in a level head, she has to be doing something right, haha. Mr. Tsubaki: "Ha ha...Yes." *points outside* "Speaking of which, I see them..." *sigh* "They look happy." -elsewhere- Black Star: *covers Tsubaki's eyes* tsubaki: *small smile* black*star, what are you up to? Black Star: "Aw, how did you know it was me?" *smooch on the cheek* tsubaki: hehe~ Black Star: *hug* "I got something for you..." tsubaki: oh? Black Star: *holds up a small shopping bag...inside is a bath gift set* tsubaki: black*star, that's so sweet. *smooch on the forehead* Black Star: ^\\\\^ "I hoped you'd like it!" -elsewhere- Kid: *panting* stocking: *panting* h-how was that? Kid: "So...So..." *kisses her neck lightly* stocking: *pouts* so-so? Kid: *lifts up his head...smirks* "So amazing..." *his hand lingers over her sex* stocking: ahhh! >///o Kid: "You took me to levels never before..." *rubs lightly* stocking: *soft moan* Kid: "Stocking..." *massages her* "I want to please you..." stocking: *sighs of approval* Kid: *starts to grind along her* stocking: kiiiid~ Kid: "I want to please you..." *straddles her, his hands at her wrists** stocking: k-kid please...i-i want it~ Kid: *removes his hand from one of her wrist, as he guides himself into her* *soft moan* stocking: *shuddering* f-fuuuuck~ Kid: *thrusts slowly into her* stocking: *panting in time to his thrusts* Kid: *holds her wrists as he alternates his pace, quickening and slowing, hardening as he looks at her excited body* stocking: *shivering and panting* Kid: *he lets go of her wrists, clutching her hips and letting his head rest by her side, his chest along hers as he grunts* stocking: *pulls him close to kiss him* Kid: *kisses her back, holding her close* -elsewhere- Hyde: *wearing the hedgehog leash* -_-; romina: well aint you as cute as a summer strawberry! Hyde: "I feel like someone's pet." julian: well, technically speaking, you are. Hyde: D: "But...that's a technicality. I don't like leashes..." Hyde: "Now, if I was in human form..." =\\\\\= julian: O////O d-d-d-d-dont you think that's going too far?! >////< Hyde: "I'm just being honest!" -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: "--and this girl had this little rabbit doll." hinata + hikage: *listening* Tsukiyo: "It was the last possession she had after her parents died..." -chop- fang-hua: dont upset them. Tsukiyo: "Ow!" *rubs her head* "But it's a true story..." hikage: proof or it didnt happen! Tsukiyo: .w.;;; "Um...Well, I mean, I read it online..." -elsewhere- Black Star: *making the bed, picking up the room* lilac:.... Black Star: "Oh, hey, Lilac! You cleaning up your place?" lilac: um.. y-yeah... Black Star: "Need any help?" lilac: i-if you want to.... Black Star: "Sure!" *pulls out broom and cleaning supplies* "Any dust bunnies in your room?" lilac: p-probably... -the room has hardly anything, save for some pajamas and a futon- Black Star: "Huh...No collectibles?" *sweeps under the futon* lilac: i-i dont... have much... Black Star: "Maybe we can get you something good for your birthday..." *dusting the curtains* lilac: *cough cough* Black Star: "Oh, gee, sorry!" *offers a mask* lilac:...t-...thank you... Black Star: *smiles* "Not a problem. Man, I thought Shamrock would be the one doing this, though. He must be slacking off--" Shamrock: D:< lilac: i-i think...he's been having a r-rough time...recently... Black Star: "??? Yeah, I get that...But keeping busy usually can let someone work through that..." -elsewhere- Rin: "I got the popcorn!" -elsewhere- Jacqueline: "Blair dropped this off." *holds up a basket* kim: ooh, neat. Jacqueline: "Wonder what she left in here..." *takes out a jar of fruit preserves and pumpkin cookies* kim: ooh, looks delicious. Jacqueline: *nods, as she hands a cookie to Kim before biting into another* "Mmm! Really tasty! I wonder what her recipe is..." -elsewhere- Victor: "Seen Nozomi around?" karin: she went out to get groceries. any reason? ^^# Victor: "Was going to ask her something. I'll talk with her when she gets back." *polite smile* -elsewhere- Johannes: .w. metsu: *helping customers check out* thank you for your patronage.

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