#im like 1/2 awake at 11:45am and i feel my head splitting into fragmeents of glass

[theconsultingredbeard]

oh god i had to be in 2 performances last night and 1 of them was super last minute because the actor dropped it on opening night so i had to fill in and sing and sign and also call cues during the performance and my show Lucid was so fuckingn cool and there was really neat fabric and also i protected my friends from the christmas prey mantis and i told Xanthia Walker about the vegan vegitarian and kibble fabric swatches in Lucid and she was very happy but i forgot to move the gaff tape downstage and oh my call is coming up and i forgot to put the bird talons on and its ok cause you didnt see my dress rehearsal for Lucid because the trans flag got caught on a metal pipe under the stage and i had to crawl under to get it and oh its time for me to go onstage ok lets hope Ethan gave me the right blocking casue i only remmeber 1 cue and i want to be the Psychologist in Lucid and there’s a pug now which made the audience gasp and i gotta tell her that the script is too fast and oh we missed the bus and becca’s with that girl again and i confronted the girl she’s so tall in an oil factory and now we both cant date her even tho we want to and becca told me we cant because it would be bad even tho she wants to and the psych hospital wants me back i escaped my cell and oh caroline is there too but i dont want to sleep in the same bed as her becca said i could spend the night with her but we missed the bus and now i have to use my ax to get my stupid uncle down the mountain and we need to be quiet but there’s clouds behind her and im

Not quick enough to fire my gun and the steaks are overcooked and my dad doesnt care and theyre practicing autopsies in the fields but the trains coming and im

Lost and the shows about to start its about to start where is my facepaint i forgot my lines the bus its late we ran we ran and caroline is still there that fucking piece of shit and the girl ruined my dress she soaked it in oil and now ive lost 50,000$ and what about the grazing fabric Xanthia Walker? And what about the tape i forgot to move downstage? Can u see my performance i hope so but im blind and im signing and who knows where the fabric is